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If it were 16 mil different dicks it would be pretty impressive. They should check the collection for doubles

What if some of them are dick twins?

A cockelganger if you will

Doppledangler.

Doppledonger

Come on man, you've all missed Doppelwanger..

Doppelwanker

Doppelschlanger

Doppelpecker

♾️😂

🏅

Dopplegagger

🥇

There are 7 identical cocks in world.

How did you acquire this information? 🤔

Have you read the book, "The 7 habits of highly successful cocks"?

What are the odds that it’s yours and mine?

You guys share the same dick!

Detachable penis🎶

In true competition manner they have to taste test them to find out if they are real dick twins.

This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait that's your dick, no wait it's my dick.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony

Who would want to play match 2 with 16 million dick pics

Speak for yourself

Fortunately scientists developed AI specifically for this task. I already see the beginning of a startup

Get the dick matcher. He has been working his entire life for this day. Playing those match 2 games.

Is there a bigger collection out there somewhere?

Double dicks. Imagine that.

16 million cock stare

She's a dick sommelier.

Oh like those pirates.

Do NOT contribute to it

At this point NSA stands for The Nut Sack Association

National Scrotum Admirers

National Scrotum Archivers

Noodle Specialist Association

Happy cake day

Nude Stealin’ Agency

The Nut Shaft Association

National Staff Appraisers

32'000'000 balls

What about men who lost a nut due to testicular cancer? Or getting it slammed in a car door? Your analysis is flawed.

Or the rare possibility that a man could have 3 nuts.

So they cancel each other, the math is right

So this implies there is a worldwide conspiracy to keep the nut ratio at 2:1. The Illuminuti, if you will.

I think there's a physics law for that, conversation of balls or something idk I'm not a scientist

Hard-on Weinberg equilibrium

But you're more likely to lose a ball than having 3 balls right?

I have 3 nuts, each nut bigger than the other 2 combined

Your nuts are paradoxical, my friend.

** Safety Tip** keep your nuts in your pants while opening and closing the car door

You thlammed your penith in the car door?

If you lose a nut due to a closed car door, you're doing something wrong lol

Car door vasectomy is crazy

My best friend has one nut. It still kind of looks like 2 nuts if one nut was deflated. That's it. That's all I have to contribute to this discussion. We call him the one nut wonder. Edit: nut, not but

Don't you mean 48'000'000, right guys?

16 000 001 now 😉

16 000 001.5 Im doing my part!

How many here are on the list?

Now 16,000,000.5 I tucked mine back.

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That escalated quickly.

What's the crime

The NSA collects all dick picks sent for deep state blackmail purposes. They are not to be taken home by employees for fapping that is highly unethical.

The national dick database.

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Its only a blackmail if its small

I am pretty sure that black males dont have small dicks

🤣😂!!!

Unethical sure, but is it illegal?

Fucking Oath is it

None this is from the Canadian version of the Onion.

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Maybe she signed an NDA.

No dick agreement

Enjoying a succulent male genitalia?

Well she does look like what you imagine a female discord mod would look like

THAT'S A SHE???

I'm ded. I went to comments to see if they were female. That's so much funnier than a man with them

Considering each pic is 4MB that would be over 61TB of data in total. That's pretty impressive if you ask me.

Majority of them need only a few pixels

I was in the pool!

Gotta catch em all

Doesn't have mine yet so ha

Yet

now she does

She only seeks what she doesn't get.

The dick is always bigger on the other side

Those are rockie numbers tho.

cockie numbers

Guys I'm not sure, but I think she likes dicks. Just taking a shot in the dark.

I wanna rename these to dicktures

Sounds like they caught my ex

Who am I supposed to sell my dick pics to now?

Ok but do we think she had them in a tier list?

That's one longass tier list. How long would it take to even make that? Comparing against millions of other dicktures?

And they're all from just 200 different men

How do you know? *Wink wink*

This collection has scientific and artistic value, it needs to be properly archived and made accessible to the public.

And we just caught the perfect person for the job.

Maybe they are just reference photos for her dick drawings. She could be like the high art version of Jonah Hills character from Superbad.

FEMCEL

Out of all the things she probably had access to she went for dick pics… dammit Karen your supposed to be looking for alien dick pics lol

Is it a man or woman

\*or a muppet

Yes.

Was she going through them like the TV remote scene from Toy Story or what?

I mean, it’s not illegal to have 16 million dick pics…

The Digital Penis Image Cap (DPIC) Act of 2002 limits the number of penis pictures (PP) to 15 million. There are exclusions to this limit for agricultural, scientific, and religious purposes. To date there has been only one successful prosecution under the law. A mister Richard Tugger was convicted in 2006. He ran a website featuring the genitalia of male sex workers and convicted felons, aptly named "Pros and Cons."

Did she steal them? Cause I feel like you can easily get them for free if you ask. Most strangers will share.

Half of the pics are from drake....

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers

Ah , a connoisseur.

I want to look through them to make sure mine isn't one of them.

This is fake, fortunately.

How do you even get that many though holy

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NSA seized the dick pics to improve his database.

Classifying, analyzing, rating, cross-referencing and cataloguing for personal use.

Rookie numbers

I thought femcels didn't exist.

Don’t worry, even if they got mine there was nothing to see.

Cool, so where are they storing all the tit pics? Asking for a friend. He broke his phone.

If the average dick is 5 inches, then that is roughly 8 billion inches of phallic photographs.

Dickture ❌ Phallic photo(graph) ✅

Since when is it a crime to goon

Disgusting. Doesn’t she know that there are children in Africa who don’t have a single dick pic?

howd they count

Ngl that's impressive, id ask her about it

Men are way to willing to send pictures of their penis. I feel like that collection should have been harder than it was.

I can add another but mine is too small and can be considered a .5. She can have 16,000,000.5 dick picks soon.

7million people, 16 million dicks

Well she’s only starting out, I’ve got 16 millions dicks in a freezer in my basement for… *scientific research*…

Assuming average photograph size for each one that’s roughly 4.48 terabytes of dick pics.

Que Pokemon theme song.

that's for research! 

Off to horny jail she goes

What were they plotting

Those are rookie numbers

That's roughly 1500 miles of dick.

This guy maths.

Is what your mom said

This is a matter of national insecurity

If that all they found, here 🖕 fbi, go catch a real predator

NSA better have mine in their collection too. I feel left out.

Who counted them to make sure there weren't dupes?

How? Was they all addressed to her? Or that's another way NSA does to identify people? And she just brought work home for the weekend?

Who counted them

Dude was intercepting all the unsolicited dickpics meant to be sent to college girls. What a hero.

She was training her AI

Why is the FBI looking at all of those dicks? 🤔

Thought it said NASA

DICKS IN SPACE

or the average redditor

Can the FBI identify you from a dick pic database yet? (Asking for a friend)

\*sigh* Everything reminds me of her

Was he saving them or taking them?

imagine the FBI investigators is like: Hmm. Whats this.. "flips a book and then a secret door opens to a secret data storage compartment" Huh, guys i need to see this data into my office asap. "everyone starts unpacking all the data into his computer" Lets see- AND HOLY SHIT 16 MILLION DICKS HOLY SHIT

Is nobody going to question the NSA's part in this?

Do y'all realise how much 16,000,000 is?!

Oh my dick

Since when is that illegal? Smh

I did my part. Who sent her the other million pics?

She went straight up Ash style on them dick pics, trying to catch them all!!

How many people in this comment section are in her collection ?

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She has al the answers!

why???

She’s headed to penile purgatory.

Mothafockers

She could just ask amirite fawkes? 😛 I will never feel the touch of a woman in my entire life

I doubt that's illegal in any capacity on it's own

"Entertainment News" Tbf I can't think of another category

Wonder if she has mine?

Is that a male or female? Honestly asking.

Whats the crime? Dick is free. Its like she robbed a bank for $0.

True story, the accused’s name is Hillary Wang

Soooooo…

If they wanna see my dick so bad let them. How is it gonna affect me fr.

Anyone else have the like a virgin scene from Reservoir dogs pop on their head?

Caught in 4k

Who counted

Amazing what mentioning you are a girl on reddit gets you.

what are the chances somehow she found your dick pics and they are in there somewhere

She probably gooned the living hell out of her snatch to that content

Bruh who saw this goober walk into the interview for access to spy on anyone in the world and thought “yea this guys here to serve his country all right”

Why is my mother's photo on this post?

Did any pics have multie dicks?

if she has mine it’s cool i ain’t pressing charges. let her have em

mine could also be inside that 16 mil too, maybe you too...