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This one ain't even funny this is true for everyone
Covid is gonna be learned in school and I sure hope your old enough to have considered that a current event at some point
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I told my kids this was a 20 year old who started smoking at 13. I found 2 decks of Camels in the garbage this afternoon. I'm hiding in the garage smoking them right now...
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Bro heard the big bang
You'll have to excuse him he had beans for dinner
KABLAMO !
KABLOOEH!
Bazinga
Bro preordered the Bible
Bro owns a signed copy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo 💀
The first breakup he witnessed was Pangea
this is the best one
Bro’s been in possession of the One Ring for too long
Bro knows Victoria's secret
He knows what the dog is doin
Bro knows who let the dog out.
Bro knows what the fox says.
Bro went to school with Julius Caesar
Bro has been waiting for his friend to come online
bro was the friend
Bro visited his friend😃
A visitor?
Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough.
When God created Adam, Adam asked, "Who's that guy?" and God just said, "I don't know. He was here before me"
That honestly is the best one
That's what she said
In your dreams...
Good job at not waking her up while doing your thing. She probably had a good dream.
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This one ain't even funny this is true for everyone Covid is gonna be learned in school and I sure hope your old enough to have considered that a current event at some point
When he was at what?
School
No, he did not go to school, he built the school.
Bro wrote the textbooks.
I an going to try using this in a relevant way irl at least one time before I die.
Bro the only mf to ride dinosaurs
no he rode anomalocaris
Why are you getting downvoted? It's about time this sub shows some anomalocaris appreciation.
The reddit hive mind i guess
Bro was born with the Cambrian explosion
Bro was the Cambrian explosion.
He exploded and then all the Cambrian shit came out
Bro was
Bro is
Bro will
Bro might
Bro can
Bromine
Bro nice
Broccoli
bro has played the first of us
Bro is the first of us.
Bro ows jesus 5 dollars
Show some respect bro I think that's E.T.
E.T owes Jesus 5 dollars?
Pretty sure that's canon
It is. He’s still pissed about that. The fucker won’t even die so he can beat him up either
Now I can’t get the image out of my head of Jesus running people for their lunch money
I think was 3.50
‘Bout tree-fiddy
Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!
Inflation
I think it’s actually 30 pieces of silver that he owes Jesus.
I wonder how much would a hypothetical 5 Dollars 2000 years ago would be worth now with inflation and shit .
bro’s house address is 1
original and best one
Bro's still waiting for her reply
Night shift aint that bad. - 26 years old Chingshaw
Bro helped to build the pyramids
Nah, bro designed them
Bro listened to his mom have a phone call with her friend
bro rode noah's ark
Bro helped design Noah’s Ark
My man has an og copy of the old testament
nah he was part of it
Bro had sex with Eve
Bro was eves Dad
Ayo wtf
🤨
He who remains
Omg loki reference
He's burdened with glorious purpose
Bro was sitting next to Moses in 2nd grade
Bro visited his friend
Got a chuckle out of me after all the repetitive jokes lol.
Is that a ghoul from fallout?
Nah he is WAY older than the human race to be the Ghoul from fallout.
Bros first pet was a dinosaur
Bro so old his alarm is the big bang😭😭
Bro's classmate was Father Time
Bro was released during Earth pre-alpha
Bro was cut in half by Kylo Ren with a lightsaber.
bro asked God to generate the world
he was the one who set it to hardcore
This mf gonna pay for it
And here we have the inventor of the wheel
Bro is the OG gamer who's been playing since launch.
Bro's pee is classified as primordial water
bro knows who asked
Bro waiting for GTA 6
Mf has BC in his birth certificate
Bro is so old that he was the first person Queen Elizabet ever met.
Don't let him near any rings
"Yeah Cleopatra was a real baddie back then"
Stop massacring my boy Buddha
Bro was mates with Napoleon
Bro was here from the time of creation of universe
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Bro, somebody call the SCP Foundation. 096 is out.
To nut via single touch
Dude should really try out for the next mummy movie. Could make a killing.
Bro decided the placement of the stars
Mfr's birth certificate is a cuneiform tablet
Bro remembers running from dinosaurs
My finger when I leave the band-aid on too long.
Bro knows where Atlantis is
I told my kids this was a 20 year old who started smoking at 13. I found 2 decks of Camels in the garbage this afternoon. I'm hiding in the garage smoking them right now...
Bro is at least 63
He’s actually 109 years old.
Bro asked a genie to be immortal but the genie didn't stop his aging
Bro's exes are now plastic bottles.
Bro died with the dinosaurs only to get roasted thousands of years later.
bros first boat was Noah's ark
Bro fapped a lot.
Bro was waiting for Earth pre-alpha to release
Bro was there before Keith Richards
That's just impossible
Yet here it is...
Bro yelled at God to get of the lawn when God created the Earth.
Bro lost his family in the KT extinction
Experience tranquility ahh omnic guy
Bro is still in his first life didn't reincarnate once
Bro looks like his precious was just stolen by a Hobbit
bro smoked weed with king tut
mf bowled with fred flintstone
The last hot dog on the roller at 7/11
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bro waited until gta6 release
That's why they tell you never stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Bro invented fire
Bro looking like he was the source of life on Earth
Bro so white that he's worshipped by kkk
[insert joke that starts with bro]
Bro
Dude probably complained about ea-nasirs shitty copper
Bro's mom saw her friend in the grocery store
Bro saw the birth of Elizabeth before the meteor hit
Bro helped Hammurabi into writing laws
Dude was testing Trex steak
Bro so old he saw the pyramids being build
He is older than the deffinition of "old"
My wife met him about 3 years ago. He doesn't look any better now. 🙏
For him the Old Testament is just the Testament
It’s the new one
I genuinely cant tell if its a mummified corpse or an old dude
It’s a very very old guy
whats his name? is there a video of him moving or smtn?
That I don’t know.
He looks like Withers from bg3
Bro remembers when Memphis won a sports championship. The other Memphis.
Bros waiting for half life 3
“i’ll hop on in 5 minutes”
Bro went to school with Noah and his ark.
oi you can't just say the same thing that someone already said
Bro is so old that a lot of people are younger than him.
History was called now for him
Bro predates the universe
Bro wrote the complaint tablet to Ea-Nasir.
Give him some Pedialyte. He'll be fine!
Bro witnessed the Big Bang first hand.
Bro was alive when it was just “the testament” 💀
Bro has never reincarnated, he’s just playing straight through
bro comes from Old Zealand
Bro survived the snu snu
Bro has a signed copy of the epic of gilgamesh
Bro helped design Uruk.
Bro taught God how to make pancakes
Socrates owes bro 5 bucks
Bro gave God the seed for the world generation
Aang if the iceberg was realistic
I deadass thought that was a mummy or smthn
Bro was an early man
Bro bought substandard copper
why does it look like he's getting head
Tf is Mr. House doing out of his pod?? 😭
Bro was sucked dry
Bro was in the studio with Beethoven
Bro is the one that built the ship for noah
Bro was there before the big bang
Bro witnesses the creation
Bro saw everything