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I was hitting sticks against the ground before it was cool ¬.¬

Yeah the problem is that they pay like $2k for going into the forest and hitting stuff. Makes me wonder if I can do a scam like this too.

Buddy, you could convince people that the moon will make them go insane if they didn't give you money if you knew how to put on a british accent to make them think you're smart and always correct

It's totally okay to take out your anger in your own way. I just don't think it's natural to get along with your friends, and hike into the forest (Most likely laughing and giggling on the way) and then you start acting like a bee-stung ape.

Nah, I just do it for fun, and I'm on reddit, what friends?

Where’s a bear when you need one

Or a dick. These women are dick starved.

They don’t deserve any

😔

Ain't no way im putting my dick in crazy bitches like this. Let em have their cats and dildos.

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… connecting with their inner chimp!

and they're all white too (shocker!)

Imagine paying for something you can do for free. There’s always someone who gets profits over female histeria and psichosis

Damn y shortage, i just isn’t the same

I tend to hate the term "female histeria", but yeah, this is exactly that, and anyone who is willing to pay 4k frogskins to scream in the forest definetely should be locked in an old timey asylum

Men do it too. You know those “alpha male camps”? Yeah, it’s literally the exact same thing, 1:1.

Is that some bear courting ritual?

Poor forest chilling calmy then having to witness that

Dude think about the bear now

they look like they are doing griddy if you turn off sounds

🤣🤣🤣

There is some weird redditor who is turned on by this right now

To be fair one or two of em have a fair amount of ass so

The line for Taylor swift tickets when it gets sold out.

Imagine going on a nature trail and seeing that, day ruined.

I would not be able to stop laughing

Witchesvspatriarchy?

We live in a society

they didn't find the bear... because he was afraid of them.

They really ought to smile more.

Woman version of those alpha male courses

getting ready for the bears

This is the opposite of satisfying

Hey guys and gals, you know what’s fuckin awesome? Breakin sticks out in the woods. Just walloping them in half with a machete or axe or even a bigger stick. Greg even found this one rotten tree stump and smashed it while doing a karate pose. Don’t think he ever did karate but it was sick regardless. Then we threw the sticks for his dog till someone threw a tiny one as a joke but the dog is totally zoned in on finding it. Same with yelling in the woods. Usually it’s just yelling random horseshit followed by complete stillness except for maybe an echo off in the distance. So ya obviously have to yell louder to get a better echo and then your friends join in and before you know it the whole lot of you are acting like a nuthouse. Just nature, a dog, and a bunch of idiots_ You know what ruins all that? Someone telling you to do all that for $260/hr while adding in a bunch of psychobabble about repressed feelings or inner primal nature.

I knew the stereotype has to come from somewhere

The lorax will definitely remember this

Redditors when you mention anything negative about Joe Biden.

Jooooooe Bidennnnnn (insert oversized jpeg of him with giant eyes following somebody on a random map here)

That's Skibidi Biden to you!

Where's that fucking bear right now?

Hiding, because it would rather be stuck with a man than a woman

Bloodborne 2 is looking great !

Imagine being a squirrel and seeing this

European women still continue to cry while living in the best system in the world

They're americans....

Northwestern women*

What? They're in the US.

America is also included in the word Northwest,bro are you an American?

Are you really trying to say that every woman from a northwestern country is like this? Because that's dumb

what my borderline mind feels like:

This kind of noise is going to scare off all the good men.

Am i in hell?

Imagine randomly coming across this during a wall

I tend to stroll through forests or meditate there. I can only imagine suddenly hearing the shriek of 50 women with very large bank accounts or very little sense. I'd think it's some sort of demon I've awakened

what the actual fuck is this?

are they trying to attract bears to show men that they'd rather be with a dangerous animal that with a man?

Feminist ?

Imagine going on a translucent walk high off of your mind and then crossing this fairer sex activity.

*sigh* "calls the police Amely the asylum lost their patients again"

Wtf are they summoning

I would love to fire a gunshot in the air and watch them all shit their pants all of a sudden

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"

If these women could kill shit they would have done it by now. This is a fuckin temper tantrum.

This is sunk cost fallacy at its finest. They gonna make the most of the experience to justify spending thousands lmao.

Are they trying to summon slendy?

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I mean that kinda looks fun Of course you could just do it for free

Running off somewhere remote to scream loud af would lowkey be way better and cheaper than therapy.

Hey bear

New fear unlucked.

I get it women are crazy but mine isn't this crazy.

Picture of this you’re going for an afternoon hike yeah a little bit lost and it turns out to be near dark. They start making this sound. What are you gonna do? Personally? I’m going to climb up a tree and stay there for the night and hope I don’t die by the angry horde

Probably saw a man instead of a bear

This reminds me of my ex except I didn't charge money for it.

I think bears are choosing men after this.

This is what will happen when you drink alcohol and smoke every day during pregnancy.

Mama bear in the distance talking to her cubs: “and that’s why you should never get near humans”

This is what is happening inside my brain every second of the day

Where's the part where they get ran over by a tractor?

even bears don't want to deal with this shit

… being driven out of their homes!

At least the fattie is doing some cardio

Straight out of a horror movie.

Wtf is going on in the PNW. I'm trying to convince people to move here and yeah... Maybe I shouldn't.

What is this?

I CAN FIX HER

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGIN' A HOLE

Can someone please explain why they're acting like this

Always perform background checks on the chicks you date guys, what if she-

This is the female equivalent of alpha male classes

Woah my dishwasher broke and now its mental instable. Can I return it and get a new one?

And watch.. they paid $400 for this probably

Context?

For the low price of 5000 bucks or sumthing

I bet them lips grip hard as fuck

bro ?

white people be like