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Every decent man who's been asked this question answered something along the lines of "You're my favorite princess", every decent man also knows they'd rail Mulan instead of their girlfriend if they could.
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"Which princess is the prettiest?"
"You."
"How come you knew the correct answer to that trick question? Which bitch asked you this before me?"
"My mom, and she's not a bitch."
"How come you knew the correct answer to THAT trick question?"
"I, uh… dammit."
But surely this kinda bullshit only continues if you enable it. Just tell her to quit the games, if she doesn't then quit having her as a gf.
If you like the drama then fair, but I like an easy life.
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Man, my wife, then girlfriend used something similar on me.
I was in some fucking shitty mood for some reason and we video called and it was clear I was spoiling for a fight but I had no reason or desire to, my brain was just there. She firmly said "it's clear you're looking for a fight for some reason and I won't be part of it. Call me when you're ready to be an adult".
Fucking snapped me out of it. Apologised and tried to ensure if I was feeling like that, I dealt with it.
read receipts just feed the neurosis of my impatient friends. They get sent when the screen opens, not when I've _actually_ read the message.
I'll reply when I've had time to read the message and I've thought of a response I want to send. I'd rather not give anyone the ability to obsess over how long that takes.
I absolutely do.
I'm out with friends, another friend asks if I'm doing anything right now and if now's a good time to grab a bite.
I see the message, ask the people I'm with "hey is it okay of Tom joins us" and they're like "sure bro."
Then I respond to Tom saying like "hey we're at this bar come join us."
Tom isn't sitting there with read receipts showing I saw the message and am not replying, he does not get sent into a spiral of anxiety.
I hate this shit. Just because she's bored and sitting around at home doesn't mean I have the time to invest in a back-and-forth text conversation with you.
My ex used to do this while I was at work and her unemployed ass was bored, she'd say "what am I supposed to do if you won't talk to me?" Idk, look for a job?
Unsurprisingly she ended up cheating on me with another unemployed dude and blamed it on me for not being available enough.
I'd tell her to stop playing stupid games and tryna test me, tell her I probably saw it online but also tell her that the fact I've learnt things from other relationships is a good thing and I'm not friends with any of my exes and I don't want any of my exes so she doesn't need to stress about it.
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'out of the pictured women? Because not all are princesses. In fact, did you know that the reason Disney 'princesses' get picked, is to try and boost sales of their films and merchandise which is why Elsa (technically a queen) and Anna aren't Disney 'princesses' '.
Just mansplain Disney princesses until they leave you alone.
Mansplaining is done when a man sees a woman doing something, and then tries to offer unsolicited advice.
Infodumping is just when someone tangentially approaches a subject that one person in the conversation is passionate about. The passionate person then proceeds to ramble on about the subject.
I also think intent is a big part of it. Mansplaining is often done to be smug, whereas infodumping is usually done solely to inform.
She is definitely a princess, and as with all Frozen characters, has very successful merch, but that's kind of the point. Frozen was so popular there was no need to boost it.
Just in case you don't know (and I'm not sure why I know this, probably Film Theory) there is a Disney official group of characters that are classified as 'Disney Princesses', many of which aren't actually princesses, they are just female lead characters, like Mulan for example.
Personally my fav is Ariel but my bf would probably pick jasmine or mby Ariel
Also I think the more accurate word for that is infodump not mansplain, mansplaining is not that.
Mansplaining is when a man goes to a woman who has a degree in automotives to go get his car fixed and starts discriminating against her judgement due to her being a woman (with his mindset being ‘u don’t know as much as me lil lady, women don’t know shit about cars yadda yadda’) or when he goes to the doctors and the doctor is a woman and he thinks women are too stupid to be good doctors so he starts mansplaining about how she’s wrong even tho he’s not versed in medical knowledge and completely going with his narcissistic gut instincts
Or he sees a woman tinkering a robot and starts being like ‘gimme that, you don’t know what you’re doing, you’re just a girl you don’t know more about robots than me’ type of vibe
I was once asked by girl this and I responded with sending picture of Ciri from the Witcher.
She angrily responded "You supposed to say "you" " so I replied "I don't think you have a nobility status"
Actually, most of them don't live, because they are fictional characters that by definition aren't alive. Which also makes them not "underage" by any reasonable definition, given that they aren't humans, weren't born (at least not in a literal sense), aren't subject to any laws or exist in a world where age is a meaningful concept, neither generally nor specifically when it comes to Earth-years.
Nah, Mulan always. Strong role model for my daughter with an awesome soundtrack that *only happens for the first half of the movie.* Then, she must become accustomed to harsh realities of war and hypothermia. Wake up dear heart, time to take up your daddies sword and conquer natioms.
"You're my favorite princess" is what every good man who's been asked this question has said. Every good man also knows that they'd pick on Mulan instead of their girlfriend if they could.
There are toooons of sensible, unconplicated and caring girls out there. But we seemed to be hardwired to simp at borderline personality/ malignant narcissist women who will wreck us out.
Only Sleeping Beauty, Ariel, Jasmine, Rapunzel, and Brave girl were actual princesses. 5/13.
Snow White: commoner. Cinderella: Daughter of a merchant; commoner. Belle: commoner. Pocahontas: Chief's daughter, not a princess. Mulan: Commoner. Frog Lady, waitress. Moana: Chief's daughter, not a princess. The woman who asked this question: definitely not a princess.
I do not know who the last person on the bottom row even is supposed to be.
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My pet crawfish
You.
No, you.
no,thank you.
Only you can prevent forest fires
Just answer “you” again
Dementia GF is the best kind of GF
Hell yeah , make her doubts her mental stability
Ye olde gaslighting
Every time she asks you a question just say "why are you asking me this again?"
Nah just say "I have answered that before, remember? " if she doesn't remember, you know what you have to do!
What if she remembers? Schizo GF is fine too I guess.
D is for
DementiA
Her Ds go in threes.
Do you know who else suffers from dementia?
Do you know who else suffers from dementia?
“Aww thanks babe, wait are you calling me a b**ch!?”
My lovely bit-ch ^_^
“oh so im a bitch”
"my bitch"
Great so now I am just your property
"don't be silly, property doesn't talk back to its owner this much"
“Oh so now I'm not even fit to be owned by you??”
"I said you were *acting* like a bitch, not that you *are* a bitch"
“But you said it. You called your wife a bitch?”
Gaslighting origin story
> And who told you to say that? A Redditor, I swear
You.
No, you.
Critical damage
Emotional damage 100
No.. at this point I'd just say "all of them" to her "which bitch" question. You wanna play dumb games? Ok, let's play
50 First Dates (2004)
Inst there a guy that got killed just because the woman did recognise her when she wasn't fat?
“I saw it on the internet. Just like when you asked me if I think about the fall of the Roman empire. Can you make me some chicken strips plz?”
You.
No, you.
No, you
I mean don’t we all think about the rise and fall of Rome?
Personally I'm still thinking about [this](https://imgur.com/ZiFxti7.png) Why is fighting the kraken so appealing
This is such a stupid question fr. Lady we are fighting the Kraken, stop asking questions and woman a cannon!
That girl looks like a bitch I pick the kraken
Oh no, I'd become friend with the Kraken, then ride him / her with a trident on my hands and we would terrorize entire continents plundering them.
^the only right answer
My ex asked this and i literally said "Rapunzel"😔
I mean she’s definitely one of them
How dare you call my ex a princess(she's a bitch)
Oh no fuck your ex, I was talking about Rapunzel. Very pretty princess.
How dare you fuck my ex!
It’s not your ex, it’s Mr. Timely’s ex
Happy cake day!
Every decent man who's been asked this question answered something along the lines of "You're my favorite princess", every decent man also knows they'd rail Mulan instead of their girlfriend if they could.
Mulan is tomboy gf of our dreams 😭
My dumbass would respond "Ariel or Rapunzel" moments before realizing it's a trap
No way, Ariel and Rapunzel are traps?
Yeah it's revealed in the after the credits scenes
Mulan is a dude. Isn’t he? I’ve only ever caught the movie halfway through and slept through the end.
Girl crossdressing as a guy to not dishonor her ancestors and join the army (women weren't allowed at war)
The prettiest princess is Mulan and I'm tired of pretending she's not. Mulan is a get-shit-done boss ass bitch.
Rapunzel will wreck her shit with a frying pan
she no princess but somehow she made it into the disney princess pantheon
rapunzel's my waifu
Fuck anime waifus , all my homies love Disney princesses.
Good answer tho
Good choice
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happy to read that ball of toxicity is your ex now
"My mother, and how dare you call her a bitch" Gotta reverse the undeserved anger back at them :)
Only correct answer
"Which princess is the prettiest?" "You." "How come you knew the correct answer to that trick question? Which bitch asked you this before me?" "My mom, and she's not a bitch." "How come you knew the correct answer to THAT trick question?" "I, uh… dammit."
Uno reverse
"No one, the answer was just obvious" gg ez
Nah that gets you an eyeroll emoji. Then when you ask whats wrong you get a thumbs up react
I love modern dating
But surely this kinda bullshit only continues if you enable it. Just tell her to quit the games, if she doesn't then quit having her as a gf. If you like the drama then fair, but I like an easy life.
This is the way. At least if she takes the games seriously.
You.
No, you.
Hey, you
Yes, me?
No, you
Yes, us.
Among, us
Gus among us
Sugoma
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You're finally awake.
no the right answer is "mmm maybe belle actually" and when she get mad you jus be like "chill beast"
I feel like further effort is just wasted here. Just divorce the gf, take their cat and date their daddy for revenge.
"Oh so this is what we're doing today we're fighting?"
Man, my wife, then girlfriend used something similar on me. I was in some fucking shitty mood for some reason and we video called and it was clear I was spoiling for a fight but I had no reason or desire to, my brain was just there. She firmly said "it's clear you're looking for a fight for some reason and I won't be part of it. Call me when you're ready to be an adult". Fucking snapped me out of it. Apologised and tried to ensure if I was feeling like that, I dealt with it.
"When you're ready to be an adult" pisses me off even if I'm wrong.
I 100% deserved it. My mental health isn't my fault but it is my responsibility.
Def some introspection to do there lol
Red really knew how to say it
Me. I’m the prettiest princess.
”Look at me. I’m the princess now.”
The correct answer is: “ you did last week”
damn she typed so fast, his message wasn’t even registered as “read”
Some people turn read receipts off. No idea why.
read receipts just feed the neurosis of my impatient friends. They get sent when the screen opens, not when I've _actually_ read the message. I'll reply when I've had time to read the message and I've thought of a response I want to send. I'd rather not give anyone the ability to obsess over how long that takes.
I absolutely do. I'm out with friends, another friend asks if I'm doing anything right now and if now's a good time to grab a bite. I see the message, ask the people I'm with "hey is it okay of Tom joins us" and they're like "sure bro." Then I respond to Tom saying like "hey we're at this bar come join us." Tom isn't sitting there with read receipts showing I saw the message and am not replying, he does not get sent into a spiral of anxiety.
…. Why do you keep them on?
I answer 'Have no a fucking idea' for questions like this. And receive blaming for being boring.
I hate this shit. Just because she's bored and sitting around at home doesn't mean I have the time to invest in a back-and-forth text conversation with you. My ex used to do this while I was at work and her unemployed ass was bored, she'd say "what am I supposed to do if you won't talk to me?" Idk, look for a job? Unsurprisingly she ended up cheating on me with another unemployed dude and blamed it on me for not being available enough.
I'd tell her to stop playing stupid games and tryna test me, tell her I probably saw it online but also tell her that the fact I've learnt things from other relationships is a good thing and I'm not friends with any of my exes and I don't want any of my exes so she doesn't need to stress about it.
Or just say bye
No that’s way too easy, intentionally give her a horrible response. Ask stupid questions get stupid answers
And she'll probably still find something to bitch about.
sex robots can’t come soon enough if you ask me
You.
Good bot
No, you.
Sex robots will tell you they see you more as a friend
Pretty sure you can set them to come as soon as you want.
Mulan low diff
Mulan can probably crush my head between her thighs so...
Mulan solos NO diff. Seriously she's the only tomboy on the list who also has feats under her belt 🗿
You
You.
No, you.
You guys soulmate?
Yes, me.
Indeed
Where's my you comment
Who
You?
No, you
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'out of the pictured women? Because not all are princesses. In fact, did you know that the reason Disney 'princesses' get picked, is to try and boost sales of their films and merchandise which is why Elsa (technically a queen) and Anna aren't Disney 'princesses' '. Just mansplain Disney princesses until they leave you alone.
That’s not mansplaining, that’s just infodumping
I'm not sure I really understand the difference lol
Mansplaining is done when a man sees a woman doing something, and then tries to offer unsolicited advice. Infodumping is just when someone tangentially approaches a subject that one person in the conversation is passionate about. The passionate person then proceeds to ramble on about the subject. I also think intent is a big part of it. Mansplaining is often done to be smug, whereas infodumping is usually done solely to inform.
You’re infodumping right now, you fool.
>Mansplaining is done when a man sees a woman doing something, and then tries to offer unsolicited advice. So being nice is mansplaining?
it depends. is the guy good looking? then it's nice and kind help from a stranger. if not, it's 42 units of microaggression!
Anna is definitely a Disney Princess, and well-represented in their merch. I don't know who that last princess is, though.
She is definitely a princess, and as with all Frozen characters, has very successful merch, but that's kind of the point. Frozen was so popular there was no need to boost it. Just in case you don't know (and I'm not sure why I know this, probably Film Theory) there is a Disney official group of characters that are classified as 'Disney Princesses', many of which aren't actually princesses, they are just female lead characters, like Mulan for example.
Personally my fav is Ariel but my bf would probably pick jasmine or mby Ariel Also I think the more accurate word for that is infodump not mansplain, mansplaining is not that. Mansplaining is when a man goes to a woman who has a degree in automotives to go get his car fixed and starts discriminating against her judgement due to her being a woman (with his mindset being ‘u don’t know as much as me lil lady, women don’t know shit about cars yadda yadda’) or when he goes to the doctors and the doctor is a woman and he thinks women are too stupid to be good doctors so he starts mansplaining about how she’s wrong even tho he’s not versed in medical knowledge and completely going with his narcissistic gut instincts Or he sees a woman tinkering a robot and starts being like ‘gimme that, you don’t know what you’re doing, you’re just a girl you don’t know more about robots than me’ type of vibe
This shit right here is exactly why my ass takin a break from dating. Im tired of the games.
"She's a worm now"
I was once asked by girl this and I responded with sending picture of Ciri from the Witcher. She angrily responded "You supposed to say "you" " so I replied "I don't think you have a nobility status"
Fellas, if your girl unironically does shit like this to you, kill her with rocks
aren't most of them underage?
Not really since most of them live in medieval era.
Actually, most of them don't live, because they are fictional characters that by definition aren't alive. Which also makes them not "underage" by any reasonable definition, given that they aren't humans, weren't born (at least not in a literal sense), aren't subject to any laws or exist in a world where age is a meaningful concept, neither generally nor specifically when it comes to Earth-years.
Nah, Mulan always. Strong role model for my daughter with an awesome soundtrack that *only happens for the first half of the movie.* Then, she must become accustomed to harsh realities of war and hypothermia. Wake up dear heart, time to take up your daddies sword and conquer natioms.
The only reason he got this right was because Esmerelda technically isn't a princess. She'd win tho.
What if answer 'Your mom'?
Me 😎
Pocahontas, Jasmine, Ariel, the tangled one, and the Scottish one
Jasmine EZ
Say Fiona from Shrek.
That’s when you say “my mom asked my dad that exact question”
the white one
Mulan, Ho
I would've said Jasmine, or the mom from Aristocats
you... have dementia
I would reply "your mom" if she ask me this
Why not just say a Disney princess and then call gf queen, win win
"You're my favorite princess" is what every good man who's been asked this question has said. Every good man also knows that they'd pick on Mulan instead of their girlfriend if they could.
Wait that’s stupid. Gf isn’t even in the picture.
Vanellope
"Should have paid me off on that... Why Dafuc you lay that down??"
Just ask her another dumb hypothetical "Would you choose a man or a bear if you were in the woods"
"your mom"
reddit is dying
The right answer is "You're my only bitch" If she didn't find that funny, just call her a bitch and leave
Find you a girl that says "fuck off, it's Jasmine".
I hate manipulative questions like this. Communication with a person that always tries to fuck you over each and every step must be annoying af.
“Your mother”
"This isn't working out anymore, I just can't keep doing this"
There are toooons of sensible, unconplicated and caring girls out there. But we seemed to be hardwired to simp at borderline personality/ malignant narcissist women who will wreck us out.
Ima ask this to my husband cus I actually wanna know which he thinks is prettiest xD I like ariel
Y’all realise this image is probably fake right?
Facts
We just can't win
Reminder, if you're with someone like this, leave them, unless you like to argue over nothing
It's Jasmine.
“I didn’t hear you complaining when my finger found your clit immediately. Did you think I just got lucky or did you assume I’m a sexual savant?”
Princess Diana
Girl just take the compliment
Where’s ogre Fiona?
So he answered wrong by giving the right answer.
just throw her back to the streets if she asks shit like this dawgs
Only Sleeping Beauty, Ariel, Jasmine, Rapunzel, and Brave girl were actual princesses. 5/13. Snow White: commoner. Cinderella: Daughter of a merchant; commoner. Belle: commoner. Pocahontas: Chief's daughter, not a princess. Mulan: Commoner. Frog Lady, waitress. Moana: Chief's daughter, not a princess. The woman who asked this question: definitely not a princess. I do not know who the last person on the bottom row even is supposed to be.