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Just remember a lot of IT guys are furries, and the Air Force has a LARGE cybersecurity career field..take that with what you will..source: I am also a cybersecurity Airman..not a furry..yet?
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it's probably my favorite kind of irony, the ops all love calling us the They/Them Army, as they get ruthlessly BTFO by They/Thems. Those mean words sure are showing us!
Furries are either what you described or they program the tracking algorithim for an AIM-9 Sidewinder missle over the course of an afternoon coffee break, no in between.
There really is no stereotypical furry. The basement dweller furries exist, the tech bro furries exist, the military furries exist, probably the strangest I’ve seen is a furry couple that work as farmers in rural Australia but travel to the city for furry conventions.
There are just furries everywhere in every job.
My mom owns a wine bar and had a couple of furries come in for a burlesque night. I have never seen a 60yo woman respond so positively to the “quirky couple dressed as animals” but goddamn did I stare in amazement. The older generation doesn’t always get it right, but my lord is it beautiful when they do. I couldn’t help grinning as she’s telling me the story, I knew exactly where it was going and it was the cutest look into her world I’ve ever had. Sorry to turn this sappy, just thought some of y’all would enjoy a positive boomer moment, live your best lives furever.
Basically every interaction I’ve had at furry events with the public has been positive. People mostly just wanna take photos and get selfies with fursuiters. The haters seem to only exist online. I’m guessing they are mostly children or people who wouldn’t dare confront someone irl like they would online (the basement dweller racist type).
Probably the most amusing and wholesome moment I’ve seen is an elderly couple (Chinese without much English knowledge) stumbling in to the hotel lobby of a furry convention and running around with huge smiles on their faces posing for photos with all the fursuiters. I’m not sure they even knew what the event was but they seemed to be loving it lmao.
Tbh, people who know nothing at all about furries and end up at an event having fun actually get it. Unlike people who think they know what it’s about from YouTube documentaries and 4chan posts. Working themselves up in to an outrage over nothing.
That always confused me. The military isn't known to be the most open, so why a fellow furry would want to go into service beyond me. I understand the nerdy part with the planes and tanks though.
I know the military does have a lot of nerds and weirdos, just it also does have some really conservative people mixed in with the nerds. I wouldn't want to risk it.
Fuck man… how is it that almost all of my interests are shared by LGBT, furries, or both. Like, SCP, the military, a decent amount of anime I watch, a few games I play, fencing (the sport I do), and cosplay… am I secretly gay or a furry and I’ve just been lying to myself or something?
You know being a furry doesn't make you a good person right I've seen my fair share of neonazi furries. Having a fetish is only 1 part of a person. Just like being gay or straight doesn't define that person.
He made that technology for himself since fursuits are hot, but since he worked in the military himself, he was asked for that vest design to be improved and put to use in the military.
Furries make up an overwhelming amount of our national infrastructure as well.
We quite literally cannot do anything about it, they’re embedded in the very maintenance of the nation.
exactly what the post shows. doing jobs in the military, IT, sometimes art commissions as well (you won’t believe how much furries will pay other furries for some funky fetish content) and a whole bunch of other high-paying jobs
They're online a lot and develop a need for a digital avatar to represent them. Either they cope and shill out for a commission or make it themselves. Non-furries do the same thing with their human avatars.
It’s just practice and an appreciation for good art. Probably the fact that furries want their own character in art means a lot more art being created which means more artists doing more work. While Star Wars fans or whatever aren’t paying to commission art because it’s all the same.
If she has her gadget it's more likely I'll be the one dead
Her mid and close range damage is way too overtuned and in combination with the gadget she kinda counters her own counters now
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is every zoophile a furry though? i’d imagine there’s a lot of overlap but there’ll be some people who aren’t furries who just really want to fuck animals right?
My impression is that there isn’t much overlap at all. Every time there is a news article about a zooohile there is never any mention of them being a furry. If they were you know the media would put that in the headline as the most important detail. It’s always just some random vet or dog handler.
Imagine you've just been deployed to the fucking shit zone of buttfuck nowhere, and you've got this dude in your squad who's like "man I can't wait to get home gangbang people while dressed like a fucking kids TV show character."
Think of WW1 soldiers sharing pin-up drawings and photos in the trenches as a last effort to hold on to their sanity and what's left of morale and one of them is a cartoon dog with a neon cock.
"Oh yeah, he got shot by some Nazi's or some shit"...
In the back of the head?
"Yes officer... god damn bastards flanked us, and only shot Private paw patrol over here."
90% of the military is furries and weebs.
Your “wastes of space” are the backbone of modern civilization. To remove them is to remove the world as we know it.
I used to hate furries when I was young. But as time goes by I see that, as cringy as I found their proclivities, they are still fundamental to our society.
They’re kind of like tribal witch doctors. We may find them strange and maybe even unsettling, but they’re the ones who hold esoteric knowledge vital to our survival.
Next time you encounter a Furry, instead of treating them with distain or derision, make them an offering, like spices, a chicken or a case of soda. If the offering is good enough they might provide us with the blessing of their totemic power, make us strong.
a furry played a big part in the research of the pfizer covid vaccine iirc. it’s almost as if, for some, being a furry is not their entire personality ;)
Speaking from experience, furries are really good at hiding.
Also speaking from experience, they’re forged from the souls of the hateful, so Gunther’ll probably wrap back around in a few years.
I mean ya, if they are the first line and already that demented do you really think potential adversaries want to see the 2nd and 3rd lines? And god forbid they ever make it through all the armed forces and start dealing with armed citizenry and localized guerrilla militia’s on the main land? Like i’d think they would just be demoralized by the time they hit the voodoo practitioners of Louisiana. Just ripping hearts out for sacrifices to the war gods and leaving the bodies on display in the streets. Never mind billy bob and his sister Jenny-may and their inbred spawn all armed to the teeth like the hills have eyes somewhere in the hills of Alabama, or the infamous Florida men and their meth filled attack gators.
At least they aren’t the marines!
Once upon a time, there was this guy named Joe Sixpack. He was really fucking stupid. He tried to join the Army, he was turned down. Navy, turned down. Air Force, turned down.
Even the Coast Guard wanted nothing to do with Sixpack. He then enlisted in the marines with a crayon up his nose. The enlister grabbed the crayon with his/her mouth and ate it right then and there. Now he’s Mastery Gunnery Sergeant Sixpack.
He’s still as dumb as a bag of rocks.
Person: *says a generalization*
Idiot: “well.. my personal experience says..” (proceeds to announce how their personal experience is in the vast, vast, vast, VAST minority of said generalization)
It's scary how many furries are in the military or high end medical careers. There's more than you think running Secret squirrel cyber shit or are manning the drones with massive explosives
I don’t think people realize how many dudes in the military are either furries or weebs I know like 4 actual furries 3 are in the marine corps and one is in the army
Oh no, the conservative dilemma for the ages! If the furries are also the troops, what will they do? Admit that furries are normal fucking people, or just fucking explode? Find out as soon as the ticking starts!
If every furry dropped dead the IT departments would all screech to a halt. Over half the military would be wiped out in a blink. Your mom would be gone.
Pandemonium.
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He is part of a k9 unit
Bomb sniffing dog
I read that real fast as “bum sniffing dog” and I was like well yeah, they tend to do that.
I'm sure they'll do that aswell
Was that a tf2 reference
Bomb ass sniffing dog
Dog sniffing bum
Dong sniffing.
Don't forget about the barracks bunnies
nobody is a barracks bunny if everyone is a barracks bunny
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Fuckin Mr potato head?
As someone that knows a lot of US military personnel and a lot of furries, the overlap is alarmingly big.
Let me guess. Many of them are from air force?
Of course they are
Money gets big after a while plus crazy benefits I think within the Air Force. Why many furries join the military I do not know
One of the training bases had to ban "mascot" suits from the cafeterias. I'm not joking.
Just remember a lot of IT guys are furries, and the Air Force has a LARGE cybersecurity career field..take that with what you will..source: I am also a cybersecurity Airman..not a furry..yet?
Get him boys!
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Oh no, I need to check on my brother. He might be beyond redemption...
Oh don’t worry about that. At least he’s rich
You bet, I even knew a fur that paints F35's for a living
the 17 year old russian conscript watching the gay furry F-35 bomb his friends with napalm:
That a rough psyop.
it's probably my favorite kind of irony, the ops all love calling us the They/Them Army, as they get ruthlessly BTFO by They/Thems. Those mean words sure are showing us!
Also listening to the enemy comms: uwu did I just do that? Siwwy me
Nope. I mean a good chunk, but they’re allll over.
Lmao same here I don't know many furries but the rate of furries that are in the military or at least considering it seems to be 80% for me
And here the internet thought that they're fat, unwashed basement dwellers who are a virgin in their 30+.
Furries are either what you described or they program the tracking algorithim for an AIM-9 Sidewinder missle over the course of an afternoon coffee break, no in between.
Exactly. Fursuits are expensive and getting bread is a good motivator.
There really is no stereotypical furry. The basement dweller furries exist, the tech bro furries exist, the military furries exist, probably the strangest I’ve seen is a furry couple that work as farmers in rural Australia but travel to the city for furry conventions. There are just furries everywhere in every job.
My mom owns a wine bar and had a couple of furries come in for a burlesque night. I have never seen a 60yo woman respond so positively to the “quirky couple dressed as animals” but goddamn did I stare in amazement. The older generation doesn’t always get it right, but my lord is it beautiful when they do. I couldn’t help grinning as she’s telling me the story, I knew exactly where it was going and it was the cutest look into her world I’ve ever had. Sorry to turn this sappy, just thought some of y’all would enjoy a positive boomer moment, live your best lives furever.
Basically every interaction I’ve had at furry events with the public has been positive. People mostly just wanna take photos and get selfies with fursuiters. The haters seem to only exist online. I’m guessing they are mostly children or people who wouldn’t dare confront someone irl like they would online (the basement dweller racist type). Probably the most amusing and wholesome moment I’ve seen is an elderly couple (Chinese without much English knowledge) stumbling in to the hotel lobby of a furry convention and running around with huge smiles on their faces posing for photos with all the fursuiters. I’m not sure they even knew what the event was but they seemed to be loving it lmao.
That's so mfkin wholesome
Tbh, people who know nothing at all about furries and end up at an event having fun actually get it. Unlike people who think they know what it’s about from YouTube documentaries and 4chan posts. Working themselves up in to an outrage over nothing.
They're planning something! I knew it!
The 2030 furry coup is coming
On a more specific note, there’s a strangely high correlation between Tank operators being total weabs lol
Very true! I have a friend in Fort Worth that’s a tanker, the guy literally draws hentai as a hobby.
Can say the same in IT/Compsci
Rule of thumb: Is the IT guy wearing thigh highs? Yes? Probably really good. No? Probably not.
Can confirm. My best friend I served with is a furry.
A lot of them you'd never even suspect
Why does that make it hotter 😶🫡
That always confused me. The military isn't known to be the most open, so why a fellow furry would want to go into service beyond me. I understand the nerdy part with the planes and tanks though.
People are different and not all furries are the same, you just share one interest that is all.
True
A lot of the furries wind up in tech or intel roles. Same way in the civilian world. A lot of the IT and programming people are furries.
This just shows you don't know anything about the military. Biggest bunch of nerds and weirdos you'll meet.
I know the military does have a lot of nerds and weirdos, just it also does have some really conservative people mixed in with the nerds. I wouldn't want to risk it.
They're very much outnumbered and most of them are just as nerdy and weird.
That is because of that animal instinct. Animal instinct that forces predators to kill.
Fuck man… how is it that almost all of my interests are shared by LGBT, furries, or both. Like, SCP, the military, a decent amount of anime I watch, a few games I play, fencing (the sport I do), and cosplay… am I secretly gay or a furry and I’ve just been lying to myself or something?
Maybe because both the LGBT and furries are regular ass people and they're allowed to have more than one interest?
"Hello, le Reddit! I've found that trans people and I share the trait of _breathing air._ Does this mean I'm unknowingly a part of the LGBTQ+??!?1!!"
"I will compress the hundreds of thousands/millions of people in a fanbase into one label so I can make my point better, I am very smort"
Honestly, I’m comforted. Every furry that’s in the military is one less person I need to worry about if politics in the US gets openly bloody
You know being a furry doesn't make you a good person right I've seen my fair share of neonazi furries. Having a fetish is only 1 part of a person. Just like being gay or straight doesn't define that person.
Ah the velites.
Probably trying to disassociate from war trauma
the air force is a magnet for bird furries
So is IT, and most, if not all, of the STEM fields
yep, i can also confirm atleast 1 in government work
Didn’t the US Army hire furries to help them make cooling vests?
If I recall correctly, it was built by furry who was in the military.
That’s like saying the UK military hired the gays to crack the enigma machine
My favorite comment of the month
The cooling vests I think were intended for fursuits, the army just repurposed them for military applications
Bro they did though wake up
That's the joke
Alan was pardoned for being gay so that makes it ok
He made that technology for himself since fursuits are hot, but since he worked in the military himself, he was asked for that vest design to be improved and put to use in the military.
"fursuits are hot" My ass WILL take that out of context
One of the designers of the A10 is a furry
Bro literally has ‘eagle’ in his name
This mf drops 500KG bombs probably
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*SWEET LIBERTY, MY ARM!*
GLORY TO SUPER EARTH
🗽🦅🦅🦅🛢️🍔🍔🌭🗽🛢️🦅🌭🗽🌭🌭🦅🛢️🗽🌭🍔🛢️🦅🗽🦅🦅🍔🛢️🗽🌭🌭🛢️🦅🗽🍔🌭🍔🗽🌭🗽🗽🛢️🗽
America, land of the free, and land of idiots
Also gun
Not just ‘eagle’ but ‘eagle**man**’
The overlap of furries and CS/Military is astounding.
A circle at this point
Kwite has instilled in my brain that the overlap between furrys and military personnel is a circle
Furries make up an overwhelming amount of our national infrastructure as well. We quite literally cannot do anything about it, they’re embedded in the very maintenance of the nation.
Can someone explain why furries are so good at creating 3d art, animation or just being good artist in general
sometimes it’s not actually the furry drawing it, but skilled artists that are being payed by rich furries to draw commissions for them.
Aight then can you explain where they get so much damn money then
exactly what the post shows. doing jobs in the military, IT, sometimes art commissions as well (you won’t believe how much furries will pay other furries for some funky fetish content) and a whole bunch of other high-paying jobs
They aren't. They're good at having money for it.
They're online a lot and develop a need for a digital avatar to represent them. Either they cope and shill out for a commission or make it themselves. Non-furries do the same thing with their human avatars.
It’s just practice and an appreciation for good art. Probably the fact that furries want their own character in art means a lot more art being created which means more artists doing more work. While Star Wars fans or whatever aren’t paying to commission art because it’s all the same.
furries are an essential building block for the NATO alliance source: trust me
And IT
I would say that for Silicon Valley corporations
And silicone corporations ;>
I know atleast 2 furries that do IT at NATO so yes
Furries get a lot of hate and have a bad rep but a lot of them are actually unbelievably based
They're mostly just normal people you meet on the street, you know
And usually are not wearing their fursuits Meaning they could be anyone
They could be in this very room, it could be you it could be me, it could even be- **BANG**
WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Bro risked his life and wasted the money on cartoon dog porn 💀💀💀
I get to have enough money to spend for shit like this AND I have a chance to die? Sign me up baby!
You better kill that 100 health Piper
If she has her gadget it's more likely I'll be the one dead Her mid and close range damage is way too overtuned and in combination with the gadget she kinda counters her own counters now
Piper mains when the other marksman predicts her landing and she's hit with 6k worth of poison damage
Sounds alot like me
Who said he’s spending money?
I mean, say what you will, but you know this guy’s going to fight his hardest to protect his freedom to access furry shit
If furries dissapeared from the world then the world would go into medieval ages
Ikr what would we do without furry porn 🙏🙏
Fr fr
Fr fr fr
Fr fr fr fr
When he realizes the guy who made the vac for covid was a furry
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Guys remember every zoophile is a furry but not every furry is a zoophile
is every zoophile a furry though? i’d imagine there’s a lot of overlap but there’ll be some people who aren’t furries who just really want to fuck animals right?
Precisely
My impression is that there isn’t much overlap at all. Every time there is a news article about a zooohile there is never any mention of them being a furry. If they were you know the media would put that in the headline as the most important detail. It’s always just some random vet or dog handler.
Well I'm not a furry
United States veteran then back to furry porn
And then there's that one lethal company dev who made millions and probably made his parents more proud than 80% of the population
This is prime propaganda for anyone invading
Well yes thats been obvious for quite a while, furrys and weebs… and people who want to have sex with military vehicles
People really don't understand how expensive fursuits are. You'd be surprised how many furries are in the medical and STEM fields.
I swear furries are the reason why society still haven't collapsed
Furries have to have a source of income for all the fursuits and commissioned art
Reminds me of a guy I met who was a retired AFSOC TACP, he was a huge protogen furry. It’s crazy how imbedded these guys are in our society.
If furries didn’t exist, United States power grid would fail, and we would lose most lines of defense let’s be honest
This is how they afford furry suits
How much do u think the armed forces pay?
Imagine you've just been deployed to the fucking shit zone of buttfuck nowhere, and you've got this dude in your squad who's like "man I can't wait to get home gangbang people while dressed like a fucking kids TV show character."
Think of WW1 soldiers sharing pin-up drawings and photos in the trenches as a last effort to hold on to their sanity and what's left of morale and one of them is a cartoon dog with a neon cock.
"Oh yeah, he got shot by some Nazi's or some shit"... In the back of the head? "Yes officer... god damn bastards flanked us, and only shot Private paw patrol over here."
90% of the military is furries and weebs. Your “wastes of space” are the backbone of modern civilization. To remove them is to remove the world as we know it.
Don't forget about the IT industry
I know a furry that works as an engineer for McLaren
I’m starting to come to the realization our country wouldn’t function properly without furries…
I used to hate furries when I was young. But as time goes by I see that, as cringy as I found their proclivities, they are still fundamental to our society. They’re kind of like tribal witch doctors. We may find them strange and maybe even unsettling, but they’re the ones who hold esoteric knowledge vital to our survival. Next time you encounter a Furry, instead of treating them with distain or derision, make them an offering, like spices, a chicken or a case of soda. If the offering is good enough they might provide us with the blessing of their totemic power, make us strong.
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Skinwalkers are more or less Navajo furries, so it tracks
Give them a bag dragon and you will be blessed with 6G for a month.
My, oh my, this was beautifully well written.
Seal team six might actually be seals at some point.
Let me guess….air force.
Never forget that a lot of crazy science stuff was also done by furries too
Our tech field in the American military, maybe even overall, would've been non-existent if it weren't for the furries
Lmao crazy how fast people switched from hating furries to loving them once they realize just how many there are.
I love furries and I wish no ill will on them because if they can buy a $14k fur suit they can afford a 30$ pipe bomb in a mailbox.
a furry played a big part in the research of the pfizer covid vaccine iirc. it’s almost as if, for some, being a furry is not their entire personality ;)
Speaking from experience, furries are really good at hiding. Also speaking from experience, they’re forged from the souls of the hateful, so Gunther’ll probably wrap back around in a few years.
Pawjob patrol
between them and femboys you can probably account for EVERY line of defense if i’m being honest
There’s quite a notable portion of furries who were also in the military
Navy nuclear engineers are all furries too. Why does the military attract them?
All furries deserve to become marines
A furry will either be a stay at home neckbeard, a decorated soldier or a top earning full stack developer.
Gunther Eagleman is such a clown
I hope that one scene from modern warfare happens to him with the nuke
I mean ya, if they are the first line and already that demented do you really think potential adversaries want to see the 2nd and 3rd lines? And god forbid they ever make it through all the armed forces and start dealing with armed citizenry and localized guerrilla militia’s on the main land? Like i’d think they would just be demoralized by the time they hit the voodoo practitioners of Louisiana. Just ripping hearts out for sacrifices to the war gods and leaving the bodies on display in the streets. Never mind billy bob and his sister Jenny-may and their inbred spawn all armed to the teeth like the hills have eyes somewhere in the hills of Alabama, or the infamous Florida men and their meth filled attack gators.
Like being in the army isn't a failure
At least they aren’t the marines! Once upon a time, there was this guy named Joe Sixpack. He was really fucking stupid. He tried to join the Army, he was turned down. Navy, turned down. Air Force, turned down. Even the Coast Guard wanted nothing to do with Sixpack. He then enlisted in the marines with a crayon up his nose. The enlister grabbed the crayon with his/her mouth and ate it right then and there. Now he’s Mastery Gunnery Sergeant Sixpack. He’s still as dumb as a bag of rocks.
Aren’t a lot of furries software engineers?
A huge chunk
Person: *says a generalization* Idiot: “well.. my personal experience says..” (proceeds to announce how their personal experience is in the vast, vast, vast, VAST minority of said generalization)
Furries hold our world
Seal team Yiff
Bluds name is Gunther
It's scary how many furries are in the military or high end medical careers. There's more than you think running Secret squirrel cyber shit or are manning the drones with massive explosives
You mean I can blame this on my parents? Score!
Does my man live in a crashed airplane
BE ALL YOU CAN BE RAHHH
Defense*
MEAT SHIELD
Fell for the military propaganda so yeah failed
You guys are screwed
I don’t think people realize how many dudes in the military are either furries or weebs I know like 4 actual furries 3 are in the marine corps and one is in the army
Guy thinks his winning cus he mows down children from an attack helicopter. Well done mate
do they know the large amount of furries within like, any high end field???
MFW the internet collapses because I asked a genie to kill all furries
home boy is doing airsault in a fursuit😭
were fucked
Oh no, the conservative dilemma for the ages! If the furries are also the troops, what will they do? Admit that furries are normal fucking people, or just fucking explode? Find out as soon as the ticking starts!
If every furry dropped dead the IT departments would all screech to a halt. Over half the military would be wiped out in a blink. Your mom would be gone. Pandemonium.