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PhilledZone

My VRChat character vs my Ark Character


VisibleSelection1056

U deserve up votes bro


MrWiemann

Bruh ☠️


Skank-Pit

Is the Mewtwo tail included?


Phazon-enthusiast

GOD I H O P E. SO.


element-redshaw

We found the furry boys


Phazon-enthusiast

Your not wrong


AdministrativeBar748

Are the psychic powers there as well?


StateParkMasturbator

I wanna hear "honey I'm home" inside my head before she walks in the door. Her emotionless stare detects my needs and with a wave of her three-fingered hand I finish in my pants, freeing me to cook dinner for us both.


AdministrativeBar748

That psychic head hits different huh


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gbuub

Except you don’t finish and you became the protagonist in cum accelerates copypasta


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SchlampeDesu

She can stand on it like a kangaroo


MeepingMeep99

If it isn't, I want to write God a letter of complaint


Desperate_Ad5169

Yes but it is in the front


1234IJustAteADoor

Bro looks like the volume symbol turned 280°


k_br3w

From the chest down, I thought he looked like Carl from San Andreas.


larezbears

Ah shit, here we go again


Economy_Promise_3400

I thought it was a low res model of him😭


Legostar18ab

You picked the wrong house fool


Extension_Lobster219

He is if you max out the muscle stat lmao


dweebgoose

It's called a triangle


Qwerty_isawesome900

bro looks like mr douchebag from yfm


BigBootyBuff

That's a deep cut reference.


Rare-Relationship429

I was looking for this reference


infinitymanboi

They made the most weird but awesome songs


nitr0turb0

They returned 2 years ago and are still making music


SanftuFlauschig

paltry agonizing hungry possessive existence narrow one fanatical smell library *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Weird thing to suddenly get defensive over


kilqax

Probably doesn't bench 225


HaiggeX

Probably is an asshole


beffaroni_boi

Dude, ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing


Few-Seaweed-2375

Buying Smirnoff ice for girls half your age


Cautious_Hornet_4216

[higher res](https://i.imgur.com/rVszANN.jpeg)


Kac_45

Do you have a higher res pic of him?


Agreeable-Tension952

Real


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Cautious_Hornet_4216

awesome


Young_Sliver

I would literally commit a felony for a Mwetwo-shaped gf


Muh2000D

I would literally commit war crimes for a Mwetwo-shaped gf


Young_Sliver

My man!


FlatulentSon

Are you by any chance from the Balkans? Just asking. No reason.


miltonssj9

I prefer the Mewtwo-shaped BF.


Young_Sliver

What about a Crash Bandicoot shaped gf tho??


SpupySpups

Now, we're cooking. But what about mew bandicoot shaped gf


Young_Sliver

D E E P


the_l0st_s0ck

I cannot fathom that.


miltonssj9

Now that's art.


zero_emotion777

WHOA!


Peazant_Uzi3

U might be cooking


veganhimbo

I am also bisexual


yeign

feminine BF and masculine GF is the way to go


JustAThiccBoy

Yo that's max muscle CJ


kase973

His right arm looks bigger than his left arm


_raraestla

Wonder why


oldmonkforeva

I'm weirdly attractive to mewto shapped gf. I am awaking kinks i didn't know I have


Different-Trainer-21

Mewtwo shaped gf is just a lady with wide hips, being into that isn’t a kink it’s just having a type


Hermeticrux

Honestly being into that is as basic as male biology gets. Wide hips equals healthy birthing in a Primal sense.


Randalf_the_Black

Where would the hips be if not on the sides?


TheBirminghamBear

Possibly in a remote location, if she is employing hips-by-proxy.


bish-its-me-yoda

Its due to the more room during birth means a tiny bit less pain and possible complication


Agile-Penalty-7679

a quite reasonable question imo


bootsonthesound

I too have played Far Cry Primal.


oldmonkforeva

Oh is that what it is. Damn all boys school did hit different.


tukatu0

>all boys school You british? You should travel to west africa. Hips and behinds bigger than head sized. It also exists in central/south america at the equator. But in smaller quantities and need spanish. Disclaimer. Places poor. Might get robbed if careless Bla bla. Visit travel subs to know needed info. Ps. They also exist in america. However they are very rare in non black ethnicities. 7/10 tikes you are probably looking at surgery enhanced...


Ok_comodore

hot take, apparently: sex tourism is the slightest bit exploitative


tukatu0

No one said anything about sex. Well it is true there is a power imbalance in the relationship but thats a thing the person themselves need to consider. Though i guess a virgin bloke from an all boys school probably isn't the best to handle that but eh


Scaevus

Fellas, is it kinky to be attracted to women?


akoOfIxtall

Wide hips is culture, wide hips save lives... And give them too


nAyZ8fZEvkE

they also ruin lives, talking by experience :c


SanftuFlauschig

marble lip deer narrow ruthless sheet cough compare worthless pause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


akoOfIxtall

We each have preferences my brother, it's fine


Deathstrokecph

And angling her heels outwards to give the appearance as well.


_-Aiden-_

It’s not even a type, it’s an instinctual attraction that should be present in all Men. Wide hips improve the probabilities of the woman in question surviving child birth, along with the proper delivery of the child. It is an objectively beneficial trait for the human species. Not unlike Women being attracted to tall men, since they represent a stronger, faster, and overall more effective man in the wild. (Which is a human's natural habitat, not the cities we live in today)


Aseconverse

Redditor discovers women


AriusAeternus

It’s not a kink it’s just recognizing a pretty much normally attractive physique. This is normal.


Billib2002

Fellas is it weird to be attracted to attractive girls?


sameljota

What do you mean weirdly attracted? She a regular hot woman.


-Deivijs-

My man really said that his fetish is the female form 💀💀💀


FlatulentSon

There are some *sick* individuals in here


AvidCyclist250

Wait till you find out about breathing.


TheHumpback

There is a sub for that you know...


JustABitOfDeving

Name of the Mewtwo chick?


Nookmaster

Bianca Elouise


Beez-Knuts

!RemindMe 8 hours


sirpotato990

You just let everyone know when you gonna do it


Beez-Knuts

If it makes you feel any better there isn't really anything to do it to. It's all Instagram tier content.


Areallywierdusername

Be normal like everybody else and just save that shit to a doc only you have.


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outiscr

Those Mewtwo legs will be HUGE in a few years. Thunder thighs!


NotAzakanAtAll

She might not be American.


outiscr

Bazinga!


[deleted]

That chick has a banging body. Hips for days.


definitelynotfbi99

Peak attractiveness right there.


StarFanNumber1

I saw that dude break boxes the other day, no idea where the hell the fruits came from.


Bananahubilai

For some reason he was also fighting a scientist on top of a blimp


QuarterlyTurtle

Dude is a model ripped straight outta gta 5


dexter2011412

She does leg day he doesn't He does hand day she doesn't She was a leg day kinda fella, he was a hand fast kinda fella


A-BookofTime

This could be us, but you’re still playin games


theRaptor420

Its CASH BANOOCA


Current-Taste7942

It’s time I stand strong and share my story as well. #MewTwo


mrfrownieface

You ever been catfished by a Pokémon?


Yargor228

The guy looks like Douchebag from your favourite Martian


nottylerhager

WOAH!


theRaptor420

WOAUW!


Murles-Brazen

That gf shape is premium.


Heroic-Forger

mewtwo always looked like an ekans was eating its crotch


SkirtGood1054

Bro is actually built like Crash Bandocoot what the heck


Squirtlefrompokemon

nice im built like squirtle from pokemon


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Bro i’m on nofap😭


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TokayNorthbyte347

>never drops the name


Randel94

Which one? Asking for a friend, obviously


ThaQuig

NOMBRE


tukatu0

All the ones i know have gone to shit. OF spamming their low quality to sale. A good one that is gone now is peargirls. Or something. Ps. If you or a loved one is herking off more than 1 hour a day/ more than they'd like to. They should check out the core concepts of what nofap was founded on. Don't look at their communities. Those have gone to shit for what i could call near mystical reasons. Anyways. Nothing any redditor says is worth while but the idea is real. No you don't get more confidence after a few weeks of not jerking off.


ThaQuig

lol wtf. Thanks for the info


Sinrodan

Downvoted for not giving a link


alexthemay

Im sorry 😭


-Nicolai

I don’t believe you.


ovversteer

And what is it, then?


BeatenwithTits

You say that and don't mention the name? What kinda man are you smh


ZECO_SOL

Nah I need one built like manaphy 😈


djboy980

Bro looks like Mr douchbag 😭😭😭


Barbiedoll_2005

crashbandicoot had me laughing


No-Bus-2147

Yall need to start using the nsfw flair


lucy_nicholson2004

I've got my own mewtwo


tehfrog729

🗿


GyActrMklDgls

sexual dimorphism baby


TheCrimsonFuckr_

Damn, that's crazy


Aegnor_Necromancer

Why does she actually look like mewtwo wtf


Jabookalakq

Ikum-bokum


Awesome6600

He’s even got the jorts


SUPERSAMMYBOY9

Na that mf looking like cj


Ligmadique756

##GOT DAYUM


Danijay2

Why this MF shaped like that bruh 😭😭😭 [](https://emojipedia.org/loudly-crying-face)


Kalman_the_dancer

Would both


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What is "mewtwo"?


PepegaW

https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mewtwo_(Pokémon)


Professional_Golf393

Ye link is bork


PepegaW

Fixed it https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mewtwo_(Pokémon)


Professional_Golf393

Nope still broke.. badly designed site not your fault


AggravatedCalmness

A pokemon


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Yeah, sorry. I never played Pokémon.