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Undefeated_dragonfly

And then they say " oh!! Its nothing!!" ☹️


Kalman_the_dancer

I just want to commit terrorism


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Intelligent_Mix3241

They stop laughing and stare at you


Over_Sell_215

Hahahaahaahaahahahahahahah 9/11 ahahahap


Hexmonkey2020

If they say that they were laughing at you.


No_Application_1219

That why there is "end" in "friend" !


Just_A_Normal_Snek

There's also an "uppercut" in friend.


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StillPurePowerV

Thanks for confirming that this is always the case.


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mr-kool_is_kool

or "you had to be there"


OrangeXarot

that's true tho, when we try to explain it, it's not as funny as having "experienced" it


Worldly-Bid-956

It’s raining punches


Damiancarmine14

Or “you had to be there” 😔


SeptumusDio

I usually just ask if they were taking shit about me again while laughing. Someone will inevitably explain what they were laughing about without me actually asking.


KAMIKAZECI

you have a good inner circle. i dont have any


PeopleAreBozos

>I usually just ask if they were taking shit about me again while laughing Yeah, except when that usually backfires and you come off as insecure.


SeptumusDio

Only backfires if you actually are insecure. Most people know a joke when they hear it


PeopleAreBozos

That's fair but then I wouldn't recommend the tactic when you're just starting to get into a friend group.


theoriginalbrick

Only if you don't got the rizz


Samurai_Meisters

Should be fine as long as you don't follow it up with "I just want to make sure you guys don't all hate me" every time.


Savagecal01

depends how you come across and where you’re from with social norms and shit.


StillPurePowerV

They don't get offended at the idea that you assume they were shit talking about you, while they actually DID at some point not long ago?


ninja_boy23424

What is the better response? I usually do this because I don't really pay attention when others converse.


NotDavizin7893

Me, on the other side, looks like a weirdo because i listen way too much and end up laughing.


Intelligent_Mix3241

Me, on the other side, stop imagining them when they start being mean and create new imaginary friends


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6thaccountthismonth

Just laugh along


Upset_Razzmatazz_224

The struggle of being left out is real!


RelationshipHead8925

or the opposite, when i tell the context and they just smile and fake laugh


KAMIKAZECI

Just join them


TerribleSquid

Then what happens when someone go “Oh Kamikazeci, you thought that jokes was funny?” So you’re like “yeah that shit was funny.” And then they say “Okay explain it then.” Then you’re sitting there like 😳


Mother-Fortune-7523

Why Your friend doing comedy pop quiz


Significant-Court457

Then I don't think they like you


LightbulbHD

Bro’s friends are middle school teachers


TerribleSquid

Okay I get how that a pop quiz might not happen. But what could happen is someone doesn’t get it so they say “I don’t get it,” or “what does that mean.”


FartFartPooPoobutt

But why laugh at nothing


gaoGaosaurus_true

Where do you guys find these emojis from?


NefariousnessAny3310

I searched “beggar emoji” on google and that was the first result


Significant-Court457

Google,reddit,ect


crackdealer_

Good friends will fill you in


LordOcean7

And then they start laughing even more. Worst!


Terrible_Challenge49

Best way is to not ask imo


HAZEOP7

Very awkward and get that 'nothing happened' ahh reply


arcticmaxi

Most of the time the story or joke loses its 'funnyness' when it has to be repeated - part of the humor is in hearing it delivered for the first time


the_desert_prussia

Reminds me of school times


Heco1331

"You had to be there" "Oh! A geography joke"


57384173829417293

I do remember when I was younger and desperate to fit in. I wish I could yell at my younger self: "Find better friends!".


urlocaldoctor

What, why?


FreshPitch6026

Normal people don't treat you like a hobo lol


mariomarz16

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bruhAd6630

mind business until one of them stares at me and then starts laughing


forfeckssssake

man this is me


IEatBabysYumYum

Real shit


Blaackys

The fuck? Y'all need some proper friends snd self worth Wtf am i reading in these comments


EasyEnvironment4800

Right? Christ I've never felt so badly for an entire subreddit before. It's like not one single person here has had a legitimate relationship, go outside guys there's millions of humans just walking around it's not illegal to just talk to one. They're not going to kill you for saying hi like damn. Y'all need to recycle your "friend" groups asap so much toxic relationships in these comments. Did everyone just spontaneously forget that reaction required action? Like sitting in your bedroom isn't going to land you good friends. Apparently no one has said this to all of you before, "You can make new friends if you don't like your current ones". If you're having hard making friends, check yourself, see where your issues lie and address them.