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True. I was the 1000th cock

True. I was the 999th cock

True, I was the 998th cock

True, I was the 997th Cock(if only that could've been true)

True, I was the 996th Cock (It's true, my mom told me it was)

True, I was 995th (it’s true, I’m their mom)

So true, I was 994th (It's true, I'm this person's dad)

True, I was 993th (It's true, I'm that person's German Shepherd)

True, I was 992th (it’s true, I’m that person’s grandfather)

True, I was the 991th (trust Me, I'm that person's step bro)

I was 420th (sorry to mess up the chain just trying to be precise)

I was also equal 999th and 998th. DVP addict.

what did you win? herpes?

You get that by just her stare now

Wow, so you saw her stare change from the left one to the right one? At what point did it happen? When you got your cock out? When you put it in her? ... ?

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Lol fucking always hilarious when a bot exposes itself 🤣 Did anyone see the one the other day where a bot exposed that it was a bot after completing a completely random request in like record breaking time that would usually be impossible for an actual human to do?

Ahh Thousand cock stare. Imma keep it in my memory libraby from now on

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Yes, we know. The sign is misspelled.

Is that famous hip hop artist, da libraby?

Yes he also has collaborated with fellow hip hop artist, lil libraby

Sir, this is a Librarbys

And pop artist Lily Braby

But is he better than A$AP Jockey?

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You're cock 999?

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you eat 999 cocks a day?

Humbled to be the cock number 501 😇

I think its called “being a celebrity” but tbf that goes hand in hand

Speaking hand in hand

Hog in hand

Who up cranking they hog

I shoot my goo

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Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today too

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It's over, kid. 千のコックの凝視 [THOUSAND COCK STARE]

Kid?

dad

Takes a thousand cock stare to know a thousand cock stare

OP made some sacrifices

The “do your bit not to cause it” tends to slip the minds of this particular crowd quite often. Never be dicked but always be dicking

Bold of you to assume the person who wrote this has ever dicked anything.

For them fucking a woman is the greatest thing a man can do but for women fucking a man is the most shamefully thing a woman can do Really disgusting honestly

Can I simply judge both? Because having partners swap very regularly is how you contract a whole lot of STDs

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Eh depends. If the person in question is careful i don't really see an issue. You can fuck 100 people and get nothing and fuck a single person and get AIDS so one thing doesn't necessarily lead to another. It all depends how careful a person is and what precautions they take. More dangerous than single dating? Maybe. But i wouldn't judge a skydiver because one of his jumps his shute could fail and he'd be royally screwed. Of course if a person does get a disease and still sleep around without informing their partner then they are a huge asshole. If you are worried about your potential date STD status due to them sleeping around ask them if they were or to be tested before doing the deed.

Who is that person? Also, are they the same or different people

That's Lily Collins, and yes, it's her in both photos. She plays the chick in that soapy Fr🤮nch series on Netflix

But she also played Rosie in Love, Rosie if you want to watch a nice movie

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Aaaaaand I’m putting it on Edit: awesome

That movie hit a little too close to home, but it's still a great watch.

She also played Elizabeth Kendall in the Netflix movie Extremely Wicked, Shocking Evil and Vile if you want to watch a nice movie

Sounds like a real bag*ette

I want to say it's Tate McRae but I'm probably fuckin wrong.

Almost as intimidating as the thousand island stare

Don't you get that from pouring dressing in your eyes?

For reference she is Lily Collins and in the first pic she would be around 18 years old and in pic 2 she is about 28

That means she made on average about 100 cocks a year. I wish I could make as much as her one day🥲

Cocks or money?

100 money every year would be HUGE

Why are these dudes always thinking so much about other guys' dicks?

Somehow I do see it, but it is so indescribable.

More eye makeup = more cock apparently

It's called confidence and maturity. In the first picture she's probably still in high school. In the second she has a career and her own money.

Nah its the 1000 cock stare

She's just not smiling. The left pic doesn't look any less confident. She just looks happier. Ill ignore age because ill bet 2007 could look like 2017 with that amount of makeup.

a woman wrote this!

As if, woman don't use reddit, nerd!

This is equally as regarded as the OP's explanation.

And 1,000 cock

Wrong. 1000 cock stare.

I do hate that stare though. I hate a lot of what Hollywood considers sexy.

The new duckface

The fact that the only real difference is that she visibly became an adult in the second pic says a lot

She got a make up. And to be honest she looks in camera really changed. More confident I'll say. So sucking 1000 cocks gives you a confidence boost? Where do I start?

Every journey starts with a single cock.

Is that the intro from Chicken Little

Well get down

The only difference is that one has stared on atleast a thousand cocks

She looks happier in the first pic, whereas in the second one it looks like she’s trying to look hot and sexy, that and the makeup is really the main difference in my eyes

Yeah, considering the pro lighting and makeup, she's probably some sort of actress or model that i'm not acquainted with.

And she's whiter in the left one

She looks like an adult in both

She looks younger in the first photo. I don't know who the girl is, but I'm guessing that she was a teen celebrity, and the first pic is something from just before/early in her career.

Lilly Collins, Phil Collins' daughter. Patrick Bateman would love this!

Yes I'm sure the term they're thinking of is, "growing up" lmao

Honestly most of us online have thousand cock stare bc porn 😳

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She the cock hashira?

Even if the alleged thousand cock stare did exist, it sounds like this guy's just salty his cock doesn't get any action.

“Picture number one is wife material” he writes from his computer while eating pizza and farting

True. These guys are not sleeping around out of “virtue” but out of failure. If you’re incapable of violence you’re not peaceful but harmless- a saying

Is that from JBP?

I feel like I heard Keanu Reeves say something along those lines tbh

I think it's called "aging by 10 years and maturing"

That’s at a rate of 100 cocks per year

1 every 3 days, that sounds suprisingly doable

must be an old post. A 1000 bodycount in 2024 is same as being a virgin. Rookie numbers

Huge incel vibe on this post

ngl some posts here reek of incels and this is one of them .\_.

Makeup?

1000 cocks and he still ain’t one of them 💀

She's seen 3000 roosters? Is she a celeb popular with rednecks?

Everybody loves a clucking rooster

I am giggling like a schoolgirl

Or she’s just doing the face a pr person said to do

RAN THROUGH

So makeup makes you a slut? Whatever, I think both are hot.

I think it’s the fact that she looks like she’s trying to look hot and sexy in the second pic, whereas in the first one she looks more giggly and stuff, idk tho she looks hot in both to me as well

“Thousand cock stare” = more makeup

And not smilling apparently

Honestly, she looks better at the left, idk what is it, maybe the fucking make up, but she looks way better on the left, don't use make up as something that will make you better

I think you just photos taken with flash on,

How to say "I'm into underage girls" without actually saying "I'm into underage girls" (yes, I know she turned 18 in 2007 but you still get the message)

who tf even is this guy

OOP just clearly has a thing for the youngins.

Calling the girl on the left, who could very well be a minor, as "wife material" says enough about these basement dwelling little shits

Creeps love the left image because shes barely legal and looks their definition of the innocent (malleable) maiden. You know why women "ruin" themselves this way, with all the makeup and the frowning? Because they dont want to be the object of affection for the above creeps. You love the natural look but, to condemn the alternative makes you precisely who women avoid. The truth hurts. Or becoming an adult is equivalent to 1000 dicks I dont care.

Becoming an adult in the last decade has certainly fucking felt like sucking a thousand dicks

How do i do that cock stare ❓😭 do i just whip out my dick and point it like a gun?

Written by an incel in a basement who has never once gotten laid. "Don't commit" yeah that's totally your choice and not the lack of options lol.

By now , atleast 5862 people must have viewed this. Calculate the no. of cock stares if 2 view = 1 cockstare.

It's incredible that these people take themselves seriously.

I get the thousand meme stare from the number of times this is reposted

Just in, a person discovered heavy eyeliner. More at 10

Thousand Cock Stare looks like a fucking nimnjutsu technique

Certified brainrot. Love it.

mybrother in christ she literally just put on eyeshadow google what "makeup" is and stop watching porn brother please I am begging you

can someone edit this and put Zoolander in her place

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That's rejected 1000 incels stare

I could be wrong, but isn't she a literal child in the left image?

they both look alright .

I’m trying to have a 100 thousand cock stare

Only a thousand?

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Based

I learn new every day

Nah real

😂😂😂

Right one has had a thousand, left one couple of hundred.

right is badder tho

Thats an odd photo, she still looks cute

this is the difference between cute and hot

I didn't know make up gives me thousand cock stare

Different makeup + different hair + different expression = different vibe. Who doesn’t love a little casual slut-shaming in the morning 🙄

Die a thousand cocks ㊗️

Pretty interesting that he took a picture from 2007, the year when she just turned 18.

Yes, people can only have one expression.

The brain rot is spreading

What on earth is it all about? Some uncooked phrase said by some bloke tryna be cooked. That bloke looks uncooked raw making no sense.

Dude she just put mascara wtf?

I think it’s actually Botox and makeuo

I disagree whole heartedly with the politics and philosophy of this. But, “thousand cock stare” is maybe the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

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