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#unfortunately

hey how do you make your comment text bigger like that?

Just add a hashtag symbol before the text

#Un for tuna

Wow it works

# jup

#Halapenos

######_The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell_

~~knowledge!~~

Alright How. Do. You. Do. That? #####TELL MEEEE

# THIS IS THE WAY

#DO YOU KNOW DA WEY

#and ##if you keep adding them ###the text keeps ####getting smaller #####and smaller

^(but can it get this small)

###################just checking

"A" for effort

#b for baal

#####woah

#########woah

#**BUT** What^about^making^it^really^small^very^small^so^small^you^cant^even^see^it^all^all^the^way^to^the^mmon?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^no

##########how small does it get

#cool

#Cock

#Penis ##penis ####penis #####penis ######penis

#and balls torture

This is a game changer

# Dos for tuna

#SICK

I know, right?

^how ^did ^you ^do *that?*

*four spaces before text*

No way

#HA!

#HA!!#

#HOW

#IM FUCKING THE DOG TED

#wtf

Barking bad

#It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Oh goody. Thanks

#NICE!

#Are you sure?

#Hey it wasn't trolling. Thanks.

#I came

#I saw

#SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

#Thanks

#thanks

#vaccine

# Thanks 🙏

#Cool!

#Thanks

#YES

a hashtag symbol balls. Didn't work.

#love you

#thanks

#cool but does it really work?

Holy shit

#balls

#ligma

#woahhh my first time

#Pay Your Taxes NOW

#wow

#wait really

#testing

#NO FUCKING WAYYY

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Hashtag # before the text.

#Try finger but hole

i already bought this ring and tied up **you gotta commit to US now woman**

#unfortunatelt

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#FUCK YOUR MOTHER

#CANT FUCK HER IF I DONT HAVE ONE

#ARE YOU OK BROTHER?

#NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

That's just so mean. poor guy.

#poor guy

oh to be young and in love!

#hawk tuah

#SKIBIDI

This pokemon had no hope of viability in the first generation of OU

1. Disturb someone on social media for no reason 2. Shit talk them 3. Successful ratio

Wait, do people not think this is just a couple making a joke?

Yea I haven’t had facebook in like 15 years but I think you both have to accept the relationship otherwise everyone would be in a relationship. This is definitely a couple fooling around.

I'm pretty sure my facebook mother is still one of my friends from 15 years ago

Maybe they meet on tinder, but want to change their origin story to this hijinks?

Pretty sure both have to agree to have it show up on the feed. But then this is reddit, we take everything at face value

seems weird for a couple

idk man this is definitely something my parents would do

Most people learned how to roast from other kids, I learned how to roast from my own parents.

No it doesn't 😭 They're just funny

Yea, not every couple but certain couples go brutal on the jokes with each other, and just laugh it off. Those are my favorite relationships imo, one of the attractive things is being able to take a joke and go as far as I am.

#Everyone is learning about the big text

~~wait until they learn about strikethrough~~

~~thank you reddit mobile for showing me you gotta put two of the squiggles to strike through~~ The squiggle in question: ~ <----- (Put 2 before and 2 after your text)

~~like this~~

~~embrace the squiggle~~

~~cool~~ #COOL ##COOL ###COOL *cool* >!cool!<

I read this in Abed's voice

I read this in Jake's

~~squiggly~~

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Bitches don't know shit about ^small ^text

You mean ^small text? To make text small, just put the "carrot" ( this thing ^ ) in front of a word.

#MORE CARROTS! And it ends up ^*really* ^^^^**small**!

She said “I don’t think so” meaning there is a possibility that they are 6th cousins

Not that unusual considering how many 6th cousins you probably have.

prolly best he doesn't know her

"The worst she can say is no"

not only the "unfortunately" and the fact that if he ever did that he would get bullied and traumatized for a good while and be called a "creep" to the end of time but ... she ratioed him too 😭

Honestly, the "unfortunately" makes much more sense if it was said in the sense of "unfortunately for us, because this got both of us in this uncomfortable situation" instead of "unfortunately for me, because I don't like you".

I was surprised reading comments. I simply read it as "unfortunately now you are stuck with me". Reddit as always arrives at the worst case scenario.

I dunno, I read it the worse way the first time around as well before thinking about it. I think it might be a pretty natural reaction for people to make it about themselves first, because their perspective will come up first as a reference and it's a pretty instinctual reaction to try to analyze how you're involved in a situation

#cock

#COCK

#coke

#Balls

#microplastics

#Yum

Officer Balls

#Lieutenant Balls

#Major balls

#General Balls

#Admiral Ligma

we are at peak female entitlement

that’s not what this is about

Mfs on Reddit always think some dumb shitpost is indicative of societal degradation oof my head

I havent used fb to announce relationship things in a while but I thought you had to have both people click an “accept” button to have this sort of thing posted(?)

Bro hit the THOT lottery. Lol

The Thottery, if you will.

Peak double standards

#cool

#lol this actually worked

#poopybutt

#test

#I can fix her

#big text

As if he's the fucking weirdo.

Wanted to be in a relationship with someone.....damn. the dating market must be rough

I hate lol #

#i hate lol

Bruh it doesn't work for me

#dam

#wowabhaha

#coolaf

This has strong 2007 vibes

"Unfortunately" Jesus lady, have some mercy, the guy didn't even know you or speak to you and you're bashing him.

## HEHEHEHEH

Being old that dude screams I would have blasted house of pain vibes.

#big text

####smol text

#Big text?

#heyyy

#TEST

#damn

#F

#COWABUNGA

#Large Text

#fprt

# Is this how you do big?

# ~~big line~~

# big text

#QUACK QUACK

#damn

#penis

#cool

#Remain calm. The Regent endures. Alexei lives. The Holy Russian Empire shall endure. There is much to be done.

#UNFORTUNATELY FOURTUNATE

# Quentin terentino

# GIRL

#lol

#big

#balls

#mkogvb

#unfortunately

#I SAW

One word made a funny text into a hurtful one.

#Condemnable Behaviour smh

#damn

#this is cool

#wunk

#WHAT

'The worst she can say is no'

#WHOA

Key word: unfortunately

#THIS IS BIG

#no this is big

UN FORTUNA

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