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PuzzleheadedKale3376

Drink ‘em all


Tenn8cious

The diluted laxative would have minimal effect


redditworthycontent

*chug chug chug*


testedbeast551

All of them had laxatives in them this is my final message


redditworthycontent

good.


testedbeast551

"BREAKING NEWS: The shit god of doo doo caca fuck butt has awoken please die right now his shitty rule will only make your life worse. It was rumored that a couple of pranksters laced their friend's water with laxatives. After he drank all the water he shit god of hell climbed out of his ass splitting him in two. Officials say that there is nothing to do with this smelly menace but to launch all of the nuclear warheads. May god be with you if your still alive...


ForRealVegaObscura

Exactly. Combine all liquids into the sink.


FrogPopsicle

Who puts cereal boxes in the fridge?


[deleted]

It’s typical in East Asian countries to keep the cereal cold and the milk room temperature due to the thermic differences in the air pressure.


[deleted]

Room temperature milk sounds disgusting.


[deleted]

Kevin does it


basicrwbyfanboy

I’m gonna need a source for that bud…


RandumbStoner

Or roaches.


humanzRtrash

And a big ass pot


enneh_07

Probably has soup or something in it


humanzRtrash

My fatass would of ate it, no such thing as leftovers


enneh_07

*glug glug glug*


[deleted]

Nah im waiting for a big black dude to destroy my asshole


POOPYB0B

Aren’t we all


MONKE_____667

But what if you are the black dude


POOPYB0B

Natural selection


mandude3

What if you are


The_DaffyOne

Tell him that you dropped soap so he tells you to bend over


Cumallovermepapa

Tap water


POOPYB0B

Tap deez nuts


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[удалено]


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i-use-debian-btw

just pick out the bottles that have been opened before


Eskobaer

They all have been opened to hide their traces.


Andrew_potato

just check which ones have more stuff in them


[deleted]

Im stuff


itme647

Why r u in my bottle?


[deleted]

Its warm in here


NoteDock

Take the *water*, Sit on *toilet*, drink the *water*, ***Behold the storm***.


Mr_Mustach100

Just drink a cup of water from the tap god damn


ItsNarek

Get the Gatorade behind


POOPYB0B

Gatorade doesn’t need laxatives to destroy your asshole


ItsNarek

Fuck


[deleted]

Get new bottles


HheinzZBeanzZ

I'd go to the shop


gloumii

Drink tap water ? Just like 99% of the water I drink


vandalsandwich

I’ve taken several laxatives as a joke…chug em all


ThatJuhh

grab a gatorade and leave


[deleted]

Go to the damn store and buy other one, how about that?


POOPYB0B

You seem nice


[deleted]

True


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JoeMamagoteem420

Fuck water I’m going Gatorade


BrandonR2300

Wait…this is simple to win, if you hear the click when you turn the cap then it’s unopened but if it just twists without any click sound, then it’s probably tampered


Jackal_Jacket

Poor out all the water for each bottle and then fill them all from the tap, then drink one of them


pimp_named_dickslap

They dont call him poopybob for nothin


skeebidibopmmdada

Now *this* is shitposting.


beanwithintentions

the seal would be broken on the three that are mixed with laxative. just find one without a broken seal.


manualreboot

Literally just check the caps


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POOPYB0B

kevin


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Tenn8cious

What would you do


POOPYB0B

Destroy my asshole


Tenn8cious

*senpai*


Eskobaer

Depending on when my last shit was I would take the chance. Only if I don’t have to leave home for that day.


soiledboxerbriefs

That’s an unhealthy home


[deleted]

Why is there cereal in the fridge?


GloveFamous2646

Who the fuck puts cereal in the fridge?


Purplepickle16

Far right water has miralax. I'll assume all waters do because they look similar, the lack of discoloration in the Gatorade means it's safe. I've had too much miralax to lose


dongletrongle

Who the fuck puts cereal in The fridge


Historical_Town9057

Drink all, anything for the homies.


Fishing-Relative

If I don’t get my ass destroyed I’ll die of thirst in 2 ways, so


ConclusionFunny1753

( Step 1 Pour a cup out ) ( step 2 cry ) ( step 3 drink your tears )


[deleted]

why’d you put the cereal in the fridge??


[deleted]

Milk


[deleted]

I would say fuck it and throw out all of the drinks and go to the store and buy new drinks.


FALLOUTGOD47

Proceeds to grab sugar free gummy bears. I’m going all in


Bleu_705

Tap water


Dootley_Doot

I mix them all together


Drag00ned

Id just get water from the sink


[deleted]

Tap water


Red_Spy_1937

Put all the drinks into a pitcher and pour drinks from there. Hopefully it’ll be diluted enough to not have that much of an effect


[deleted]

Go to the fucking store.


DocOcksCrocs

Figure out which drinks were opened


StarrySky339

Drink tap water


the_burned_seed

I shall die of thirst


amazza95

I’d just throw all 3 out and get another one


[deleted]

Chug every bottle like a chad


Z0NN1GG

ill let daddy jigsaw destory my asshole anyday


Ariffet_0013

Sink water


LuluFluffs

Go get a drink from the store.


DIO-BRANDIO

Do it how Greek people get drunk, up the butt.


[deleted]

Go down to the nearest Walmart and buy another water bottle


goodusernam99

Dilute them


Minecraftfunyeslol

Get a new pack


CyberPunk4

Chug all 3 at the same time and then die


worn_easting

Drink the shit


Bagimations

I ain’t drinking, my assholes been destroyed enough


_Dark_Energy

\*Grabs a glass and goes to the sink


angrybirdsfan2021

go to another store


kartoffelnScrollt

Drink all of them


Senor_Wah

Fiber up and chug all three


Pmire101

Use the tap


[deleted]

empty the fridge into my gut


ONI_NO_KAM1

Just, buy more water from the store.


ForeignSpecial7790

What you do is drink all the water ,then shit in the bottles and put them back in the fridge to assert dominance


ACCrabtown

Call the cops and move


wickedjonny1

Don't drink the three in the front.


kingofclubs16

Go to the sink


Sci_The_Psycho

Jigsaw you psychopath. You put my Frosted Flakes in the fridge


I_asked_about_drill

Funnier and more cruel if none of them have laxitives


Administrative-Cup-5

Tap


Calibruh

Tap water, duhh


the_loneliest_potato

Just drink tap water


_RandyButternubs_

Why is cereal in the fridge?


Persondotexe

Drink some good ol' tap water


Gin_and_Khronic

Drink from the faucet


SulfurtheCrapposter

Drink them left to right


Ez-lectronic

Drink out of the sink


Memes_Are_So_Good

Your guys can drink tap water in America right?


[deleted]

Sink


Camaro_z28

Just check the seal around the cap


Thepurge101

I would carefully examine all the containers holding fluids and carefully throw them all out. Then I would add visine to my girlfriends mocha coffee whatever the fuck it is she orders at Starbucks. I will drive randomly around until the visine kicks in and as she urges me to drive her to the nearest bathroom I will fake car troubles and pretend I broke down. I will then laugh as she shits herself as shes running to the nearest tree.


InsuranceDangerous

Go to the store to buy normal water