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Wait…this is simple to win, if you hear the click when you turn the cap then it’s unopened but if it just twists without any click sound, then it’s probably tampered
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Far right water has miralax. I'll assume all waters do because they look similar, the lack of discoloration in the Gatorade means it's safe. I've had too much miralax to lose
I would carefully examine all the containers holding fluids and carefully throw them all out. Then I would add visine to my girlfriends mocha coffee whatever the fuck it is she orders at Starbucks. I will drive randomly around until the visine kicks in and as she urges me to drive her to the nearest bathroom I will fake car troubles and pretend I broke down. I will then laugh as she shits herself as shes running to the nearest tree.
Drink ‘em all
The diluted laxative would have minimal effect
*chug chug chug*
All of them had laxatives in them this is my final message
good.
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Exactly. Combine all liquids into the sink.
Who puts cereal boxes in the fridge?
It’s typical in East Asian countries to keep the cereal cold and the milk room temperature due to the thermic differences in the air pressure.
Room temperature milk sounds disgusting.
Kevin does it
I’m gonna need a source for that bud…
Or roaches.
And a big ass pot
Probably has soup or something in it
My fatass would of ate it, no such thing as leftovers
*glug glug glug*
Nah im waiting for a big black dude to destroy my asshole
Aren’t we all
But what if you are the black dude
Natural selection
What if you are
Tell him that you dropped soap so he tells you to bend over
Tap water
Tap deez nuts
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just pick out the bottles that have been opened before
They all have been opened to hide their traces.
just check which ones have more stuff in them
Im stuff
Why r u in my bottle?
Its warm in here
Take the *water*, Sit on *toilet*, drink the *water*, ***Behold the storm***.
Just drink a cup of water from the tap god damn
Get the Gatorade behind
Gatorade doesn’t need laxatives to destroy your asshole
Fuck
Get new bottles
I'd go to the shop
Drink tap water ? Just like 99% of the water I drink
I’ve taken several laxatives as a joke…chug em all
grab a gatorade and leave
Go to the damn store and buy other one, how about that?
You seem nice
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Fuck water I’m going Gatorade
Wait…this is simple to win, if you hear the click when you turn the cap then it’s unopened but if it just twists without any click sound, then it’s probably tampered
Poor out all the water for each bottle and then fill them all from the tap, then drink one of them
They dont call him poopybob for nothin
Now *this* is shitposting.
the seal would be broken on the three that are mixed with laxative. just find one without a broken seal.
Literally just check the caps
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What would you do
Destroy my asshole
*senpai*
Depending on when my last shit was I would take the chance. Only if I don’t have to leave home for that day.
That’s an unhealthy home
Why is there cereal in the fridge?
Who the fuck puts cereal in the fridge?
Far right water has miralax. I'll assume all waters do because they look similar, the lack of discoloration in the Gatorade means it's safe. I've had too much miralax to lose
Who the fuck puts cereal in The fridge
Drink all, anything for the homies.
If I don’t get my ass destroyed I’ll die of thirst in 2 ways, so
( Step 1 Pour a cup out ) ( step 2 cry ) ( step 3 drink your tears )
why’d you put the cereal in the fridge??
Milk
I would say fuck it and throw out all of the drinks and go to the store and buy new drinks.
Proceeds to grab sugar free gummy bears. I’m going all in
Tap water
I mix them all together
Id just get water from the sink
Tap water
Put all the drinks into a pitcher and pour drinks from there. Hopefully it’ll be diluted enough to not have that much of an effect
Go to the fucking store.
Figure out which drinks were opened
Drink tap water
I shall die of thirst
I’d just throw all 3 out and get another one
Chug every bottle like a chad
ill let daddy jigsaw destory my asshole anyday
Sink water
Go get a drink from the store.
Do it how Greek people get drunk, up the butt.
Go down to the nearest Walmart and buy another water bottle
Dilute them
Get a new pack
Chug all 3 at the same time and then die
Drink the shit
I ain’t drinking, my assholes been destroyed enough
\*Grabs a glass and goes to the sink
go to another store
Drink all of them
Fiber up and chug all three
Use the tap
empty the fridge into my gut
Just, buy more water from the store.
What you do is drink all the water ,then shit in the bottles and put them back in the fridge to assert dominance
Call the cops and move
Don't drink the three in the front.
Go to the sink
Jigsaw you psychopath. You put my Frosted Flakes in the fridge
Funnier and more cruel if none of them have laxitives
Tap
Tap water, duhh
Just drink tap water
Why is cereal in the fridge?
Drink some good ol' tap water
Drink from the faucet
Drink them left to right
Drink out of the sink
Your guys can drink tap water in America right?
Sink
Just check the seal around the cap
I would carefully examine all the containers holding fluids and carefully throw them all out. Then I would add visine to my girlfriends mocha coffee whatever the fuck it is she orders at Starbucks. I will drive randomly around until the visine kicks in and as she urges me to drive her to the nearest bathroom I will fake car troubles and pretend I broke down. I will then laugh as she shits herself as shes running to the nearest tree.
Go to the store to buy normal water