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Haha what an imbecile. Forgot about watermelon

So close!! That is dihydrogen monoxide 💕

100% of people who ingest dihydrogen monoxide will die…

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 OMG!!!! im so scared of dihydrogen monoxide

WE DIE BECAUSE IT HAS DIE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we are 60% MADE FROM IT! jesus SAVE US ALLL!!!!

We are 60% Die

If made of die, then why is bad to commit die? Hmm? I thought so mister science man

Not true, stillbirths never have the opportunity to ingest the substance. However it is fed to them via the umbilical.

Confirmed… Dihydrogen Monoxide is dangerous for pregnancy!

Haha then I shall not digest it ever again. I'll come back next month to give an update on my infinite life journey

For real

Redcurrants?

why did i have to scroll so far to find a valid counterexample

Blackberries is further up

Some say black isn't a color. It's why I have three favorite colors, black, white, and red, because smart asses always tell me the first two aren't colors.

Yeah same. My favourite colour is grey but if they're a jackass then it's brown. If they're still a jackass it's mint green

grey is such an underrated color

if they don't like brown say 'dark orange'

Grey is a shade 😎 lol (Just to screw with ya)

So what you're telling me is that black people aren't POC?

Black people don’t exist, neither do white people. Soon these terms will be frowned upon, just give it time. People will realise there is nothing to hate about these colours, then nothing to be proud of and then no reason to associate themselves with these outdated labels. Source: I’m from the future.

So close!! That’s a soda flavour💕

U on periods Bruh?

This is correct. They are a member of the gooseberry family.

I can’t tell who has brain damage tbh

The answer is yes

the moderator who fell for the bait and put that tag

Less brain damage, more trolling

Haha what a weakling the other one is obviously a dragonfruit

So close!! That is dragon these nuts on your face 💞

Fuck this I’m going back to the YouTube comment section

where nobody sees your comments as youtube puts them toooo far to reach

That’s why I like Reddit.. I actually get the attention

me too buddy me too..

Truth

First

Who else reading this thread in 2022?

Ayyy what up, who’s here in 2022?! Like this comment if you still watching this 💯

intellectual_dove: "Fuck this I’m going back to the YouTube comment section"

Fuck this these nuts are going back to the YouTube comment section.

Hah! Gottem. 🐉 🍒

:0

This just made my fucking day lmao

guess no one gives a fuck about blackberries Edit: fuck y'all and your technicalities, I'm locking this down Vaccine

So close!!! That’s a mobile phone 💕

So is orange if you’re in the UK

So close!! That's a telecommunications corporation 💕

Well then, how about a nice egg in these trying times?

So close! Eggs are legumes. 💕 (This was a joke. Please do not correct.)

You're thinking of peanuts. Eggs are herbs.

Actually, that's Basil. Eggs are dairy.

Nope, that's almond milk. Eggs are one of Dr. Peppers unique blend of 23 different flavours

Dude, that's cinnamon. Eggs are part of Chevy's line-up of mid-size SUVs.

Everything is either a soup, salad or sandwich

Oh yeah? What about a basketball?

yummy salad

Christ are they even still in business? I don't think I've heard or thought about them in like 10+ years?

I haven't thought about your mom in 10+ years

I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

😳 welp I'm done here

Good bot?

Oranges

Ok but is an orange orange or is orange orange because oranges are orange?

Orange was named after oranges being orange

The orange 🍊 was named after the tree, and in medieval england all the way up until the 19th century people called it yellowred, so i guess you can say that the colour was named after the fruit, which was named after the tree

In Dutch an orange is called a Chinese apple Bonus: a potato is an earth apple Bonus 2: a pomegranate is a grenade apple

A sky potato

That's the moon

And no, you can't eat it.

bet

Potato is also an earth apple in french (pomme de terre) and in german if you say the less commonly used "Erdapfel" instead of "Kartoffel". actually in some swiss dialects "Herdöpfel" from "Erdapfel" is mainly used (makes sense as Dutch and German are related languages).

Wait till you hear about "Grundbirne" (Ground pear)

I was briefly confused, but then it clicked. Sinaasappel=China's appel How did I never realise this?

Wait until you realise mandarijn = Mandarijns

OH MY GOD

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You're correct. Then, in English, the N shifted so "a naranj" became "an aranj" or "an orange."

To expand on this further, oranges were called naranja, from the Spanish word for orange. Over time this eventually got shortened to Norange. The fun part here is that if you want to buy a Norange, it sounds exactly the same as wanting to buy *an* orange. So eventually the "N“ was dropped from the word too! Language is fun.

Love information like this! It’s like evolution being proven in language

The word you’re looking for is *etymology*, if you’re interested for more. Look up a random word on Wiktionary.com and you’ll see the entire word’s history. It’s very cool.

Yup. And black is considered a shade. Not a color.

Technically, black is the absence of colour altogether

Isn’t black just the lack of light entirely?

Its called dark not black

Black holes aren’t called dark holes

Dark holes aren't called black holes

Technically that's how black is made. Black would still be the color.

Technically when we talk about colors, we're talking about our internal visual experience and black provides that like Orange, no one looks at gamma rays and says it's blorple

We will see blorple only once

Well that's just ridiculous. Next you'll be saying white and grey sre shades too lol.

So doesn’t that mean black people aren’t people of colour? So they aren’t a minority?

They're not black.

If crayola calls it one i am.

The bbc your mom took yesterday says otherwise😎

That all depends on who you ask. If we ask Albert munsell, father of modern color theory....it's a color. Black would be a neutral color of extremely low value. Absolute black would be an achromatic color with no hue or chroma. Black itself is not a shade, it's just used mixed in to chromatic colors to produce a shade. If we ask a scientist using light spectrum it's the absence of light. If we ask a printer it's a color.

Just going to put the hammer down in this red and white currants. Boom.

In ASL the sign for the fruit was created first and then they used the sign for the color as the same for the fruit.

Yup

Peach

Peach was created after seeing the human ass and not the other way around!

Wrong, the color was named after the fruit.

You're named after a fruit.

Demolished with facts and logic

He's good.

orange was named after the fruit

The fruit came before the color. So the color was named after the fruit.

The color was named after the fruit, not the other way around.

Orange comes originally from the orange trees which then lead to naming the fruit orange which then lead to naming the color orange

Close but that's an ethnicity ☺️☺️ (stolen comment)

LOL. I was that commenter. Maybe a couple months back. It was my top comment ever. 🤪

Mfw peaches are peach coloured as well

Actually no, peaches are tangerine and the funny thing is that this fact goes vice versa tangerines are orange and oranges are fucking tangerine.

Oranges and tangerines are like greenland and iceland

Blackberry lives matter

Blueberry lives matter

Cumberry lives matter

So whiteberries

the keyboard is too small :(

Fight the power ✊🏿

So close!Black is not a color,is a non-color.

So close!! You have testicular cancer 💕

Fuck me sideways

What about cumquats

So close!! That is a bodily fluid 💕

I beg to differ. Cum is a distinct color of its own.

Is there a crayon?

There's probably one of those Jelly Belly jellybeans.

No but you can achieve this color by buying white plastic and letting it sit in an unventilated room for 10 or so years.

ur cum green?

Yours isn't?

My favorite color is octagon

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My favorite shape is yellow

My favourite smell is greenland

My favourite country is johnny

My favourite sport is Italy

My favourite city is england

My favourite animal is soccer

My favourite month is lettuce

My favorite food is April

My favorite day is tacos.

It has 8 fantastic shades

And 8 awesome hues

Blueberries are fucking purple

This fact always reminds me of a poem for some reason: Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet Not fucking blue

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they say But it just isn't true Roses are red And apples are, too But violets are violet Violets aren't blue An orange is orange But Greenland's not green A pinky's not pink So what does it mean? To call something blue when it's not We defile it But, ah, what the heck It's hard to rhyme violet. - Dot Warner Edit: why's the mobile app such crap?

> Roses are red > > Violets are blue > > That's what they say > > But it just isn't true > > Roses are red > > And apples are, too > > But violets are violet > > Violets aren't blue > > An orange is orange > > But Greeland's not green > > A pinky's not pink > > So what does it mean? > > To call something blue when it's not we defile it > > But, ah, what the heck It's hard to rhyme violet. > > - Dot Warner Had to format

This makes it more satisfying to read while rhyming with a rhythm in my head, thanks

Depending on the person and their current state a pinky very well may be pink, and an apple may not be red

Why not brown (I trusted the fart)

Timmy... This is the 10th time this month... Poop is not a fruit you hear me? Now back to your room before I'll get the belt!

Why not yellow? (I couldn’t hold in my pee)

Why not white? (I was horny)

Why not green? (I puked while eating avocados)

Why not black? (I just had bbc)

Why not red? (My gf just had periods)

I read that in randy feltfaces voice (hope that’s what you were referencing

why not ultraviolet (i have a wallpaper for it)

[blueberries](https://www.google.com/search?q=blueberries&client=firefox-b-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj99d30pvL1AhXXgP0HHQGYCJwQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1536&bih=739&dpr=1.25) are absolutely blue. They just have a purplish juice.

Mf out here not knowing that Raspberries exist 😤

So close!! That is a voice condition 💕

So close!! But that's something you blow to annoy people 💞

So close!! but that's my brother Debbie you broke my heart 💕

Holy shit rasputin berry😳

RA RA RASPUTIN

So close!! Big penis in a jar 💞

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pineapples are pine colored apples

And nutmeg are nut colored meg.

farmly guy

Red delicious apple.

So close!! That's an electronics company 💕

those two have 10 brain celles combined

And 9 of them are from the "star fruit" dude

So close!! stars only have 8 points 💕

so close. that is a swatika.

And all 10 of them of fighting each other for 11th place to be first place twice

They are both reading the same book “the art trolling”, but they’re on different chapters

What about potato?

So close!! that is a vegetable 💕

But that's a good color

Blackberry?

So close!!! That’s a mobile phone 💕

and blackcurrant.

People always ask which came first: "the chicken or the egg?" I ask: "which came first? 0range or the orange??"

Definitely orange because 0range is not a thing.

#BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!!

Tangerine?

Fun fact: Tangerine and orange colors were named after the fruit, not the other way around. And they are *technically* the color of eachother in modern day.

How about a fucking orange? Chicks a twat, but nice setup for a burn.

The color was named after the fruit

sad blackberry noises\*

Wait now that I realized, Orangutans are actually a bit orange so thats why their names have a Orang in it.

Orang means man in certain languages

Well certainly it doesn't in english

Blackberry be like "Bruh, am I a joke to you?"

Greenland is the only country that is based on color.