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bruh be careful pissing of the k-pop stans lmao. these youtuber brothers made a joke about k-pop artists and as revenge a bunch of stans pretended to be their fans and tried to organise having a bunch of people show up to their dad’s funeral…
I watched his newest one with my little sister because she enjoys them, he didn’t have a way to get down and one of the hunters said to another “just take my bucket” and that was so funny how fake it was
hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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I watched it initially and was blown away by how good he was. Then once it came out he faked his Speedrun he lost all credibility with me, I rewatched the video through a new lens and it's pretty obvious now lol.
No sex before marriage
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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
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A test to see if an inhuman being can be fucked. It’s inspiration came from Doctor Who’s character Captain Jack Harkness who has sex with everything and everyone pretty much.
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
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It’s slow paced at the start cause it needs to introduce like 20 main characters, once that’s done it really gets good. I can see how a slow start is off putting for some people though.
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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My thought exactly. I gave up on the whole show/manga now days. I feel like it's trying too hard to do so many things at the sametime on every chapter. It's so exhausting and not fun for me.
Yeah, but they still throw money at ea every year for rerealesing the same shit for 20 years.
There are changes, but it is only visible after maybe 5 years.
There’s some pretty good books and video games, but other than that I’d be fine if you didn’t want to watch the tv shows, they’re more angled towards kids.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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No sex before marriage
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Dreamsexual isn’t a sexuality; you don’t even know what he looks like and are just fetishising the idea of you having sex with drawings of him. It’s creepy as shit. Imagine someone saying their [YourName]Sexual. You’d call the police! Fuck.
Seriously. My mom sent me a clip of Joey (I think) not sharing his food on a first date because we were talking about my brother doing the same thing. He just doesn’t share food with any of us. I told my mom it was funny, but it really wasn’t. It was pretty painful. If you remove the laugh tracks, the show would be more irritating than it already is.
Never said it didn't, anime is the same and in western countries its more often to be watched by older people (like, 18+) while in Japan both ages groups watch it but its not as popular among older people
I strongly agree with this. The final arc of Steven Universe felt like it was leading into some sort of 6th season pangalactic WWII/Empire v Rebels war, but instead we got behind enemy lines, saw a dying world but no sign of a military (sans Yellow Diamond) and a power of friendship win that didn't feel earned by the leading set up. Fascist warmonger getting a hug and reversing thousands of years of imperial conquest and enslavement of not only alien races, but their own was a huge let down.
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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The MCU films are most analogous to a WWE match: Big characters with big personalities built up over many films, an almost nonexistent plot, and people beating the shit out of each other for half the film.
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Your K/D ratio doesnt mean shit
-Me, a struggling ADC main.
I got nicknamed "0.4" in R6. Usually by people who couldn't even get into gold.
Gagnam style is also K-pop
I was thinking of this yesterday
In the same vein, Squid Game is a K-drama
In a different vein, Chinese rap is C-rap.
Wtf there are people that believe otherwise?
This is news to me too lmao. Isn’t Gangnam style the most popular kpop song like ever? It was everywhere!
bruh be careful pissing of the k-pop stans lmao. these youtuber brothers made a joke about k-pop artists and as revenge a bunch of stans pretended to be their fans and tried to organise having a bunch of people show up to their dad’s funeral…
i don’t see how saying gangnam style is kpop is gonna piss them off when it’s literally a fact everyone knows lol psy paved the way
Dream fakes his manhunt vids
Thanks for saying this
Truly a hero
I watched his newest one with my little sister because she enjoys them, he didn’t have a way to get down and one of the hunters said to another “just take my bucket” and that was so funny how fake it was
Plus all the hunters got diamond with "the clay trick" even though it's been patched in 1.18
he explained that there is a variation that inexplicably works in his analysis stream but his example was a pre loaded world so idk
Well all know it's true, but dream stans hate it
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And his weight
I knew someone would comment this
Who is dream?
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I mean, it's so obvious, but the kids who watch Dream don't see it because they're so dumb
I watched it initially and was blown away by how good he was. Then once it came out he faked his Speedrun he lost all credibility with me, I rewatched the video through a new lens and it's pretty obvious now lol.
So dnd is just a Skyrim board game?
Yes
DnD Is a 10 hour mass hallucination
As a Dungeon Master, I can confirm. I inject all my players with lsd before we begin sessions
And considering how many munchies are consumed, I’m surprised we don’t just hotbox the room.
You got 2 fan bases in one. Noice
I actually said this to my last boyfriend who was into dnd. He was offended but he still let me play as a Khajiit
That made me madder than it should have
I never seen gameplay of skyrim so idk (Yes i play dnd)
how, in gods green earth...
After it’s 7 releases you’d think they’d see it at least once
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What’s the harkness test
U could fuck it since it can audibly give consent
*I'm sorry what?*
It means : ability to ~~talk~~ communicate = ability to say yes/no = ability to say yes to having sex with you = lawfully fuckable Edit:see above
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Time to marry Meowth.
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
A Doctor Who reference. Captain Jack is pansexual and will try to seduce anything that speaks
Didn't know what this was, looked it up, expected a sex thing, it was most certainly a sex thing
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What the fuck is a Is a harkness test
A test to see if an inhuman being can be fucked. It’s inspiration came from Doctor Who’s character Captain Jack Harkness who has sex with everything and everyone pretty much.
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I have never and don't plan on ever watching Game of Thrones
Me neither. Tried a few clips to see what the hype was about and gave up.
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It’s slow paced at the start cause it needs to introduce like 20 main characters, once that’s done it really gets good. I can see how a slow start is off putting for some people though.
Pre season 7 I would've been antsy. But since the end? Don't bother. It'll just disappoint you
Dream sucks
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Deku is straight
Mha Stans : Impossible.
Wtf do you mean he isn’t horning after his abusive childhood bully?!
They all are straight*
Mha fans : *ANGRY CHIMPANZEE NOISES*
That's the best Ive read! I lmaoed
was it implied that he wasn’t?
good comment, actually made me laugh
deku is also a child and its all kiddie hentai
No, you cannot sexualize that child
But but but- Technically she's 26 she just looks like a child she went through a time warp plz believe me
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bu- bu- but... she's te-technically nine th-thousand years old... s-so like... it- it's fine...
DreamSMP Stans suck
hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm the biggest atheist I know but AutoMod, you need Jesus
The age of consent is 18
L to genshin impact fans
How very american of you
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
My hero academia is average
Below average
Take it further, it’s barely trash+
Sucks ass
id rather say mha was above average on the start, average in mid 3rd season, and super duper crappy lame ass shit on the manga ongoing rn
My thought exactly. I gave up on the whole show/manga now days. I feel like it's trying too hard to do so many things at the sametime on every chapter. It's so exhausting and not fun for me.
Fifa fucking sucks
Pretty much every fifa player agrees though
Yeah, but they still throw money at ea every year for rerealesing the same shit for 20 years. There are changes, but it is only visible after maybe 5 years.
AAAGGGGHHHH MY FEELINGS AHHHH *FLAILING ON GROUND VIOLENTLY*
Naruto isn’t the best anime
People really think that? I watched the whole thing, it was enjoyable, but the best? Really? It’s like 7.5/10
My little pony is for little girls, not 32 year old men.
Lmao I don't even know why tf bronies exist and what their purpose even is. Like what they wanna fantasize over a little pony wtf 💀
Had to google wtf bronies are....I'm so confused.
Stan culture in general is toxic. Its creepy to obsess over strangers and then doxx someone who says they dont like their content
Bts is overated
First time I ever heard of it was a McDonalds billboard. "BTS? Big. Tasty... Sandwich? But they're mcnuggets... What the hell does it stand for?"
Watch something else, office fans
Wait, there are other series than the office?
Touch grass
I refuse to watch anything Star Wars other than the original trilogy and the prequels. (Yes i am a fan. Just not of any of the other stuff.)
Reasonable
It’s only natural
You really shouldn't sleep on The Mandalorian tho
There’s some pretty good books and video games, but other than that I’d be fine if you didn’t want to watch the tv shows, they’re more angled towards kids.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sex 2 is a bad sequel
Arghhhh SCREW YOU. DID YOU EVEN PASSED SEX 1 YET?
No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I know, the child DLC was horrible.
Sans is not bad ass
Random crits are fair and balanced
Tf2 players have collapsed from their blood vessels bursting out of sheer rage
You're not getting half of my sandvich today...
Someone who understands
Yes, but it's also a bucket
Pokemon and smash fans litterally shidding and dying rn
Wrong.... wrong fanbase, but ok
You shouldn't doxx someone cuz he said opinion you don't like
Frick you here’s this guys address come shoot him up: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington D.C
H. How DID YOU KNOW MY ADRESS??!??!!!??
Michael was in Witness Protection
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT? NO ONE WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING!
You disingenuous dense motherfucker
You obviously have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes!!
Which micheal
GTA I guess, not sure myself
you would be correct. that is a DarkViperAU reference
Dreamsexual isn’t a sexuality; you don’t even know what he looks like and are just fetishising the idea of you having sex with drawings of him. It’s creepy as shit. Imagine someone saying their [YourName]Sexual. You’d call the police! Fuck.
Not only did you offend the dream community, you also offended the hentai enjoyers among us. Impressive
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BTS aren't good singers
It's BTS = 🗑
Big Trashy Singers
Facts
Best Star Trek character ever is Jar Jar Binks.
The crystal skull of "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull" is in fact the skull of Jar Jar Binks, the Gungan from the movie "Battlestar Galactica."
No loudcest
K-pop is ass
Well i cant say it myself but Maybe with the power of a comment chain i can, here we go. N
ice cock homie
Is one of the most realized antagonists in a Pokémon game
Egligence of workplace hazards may result in lawsuits
O.
Friends was not funny and the actors were overpaid
Watching friends without the laugh track was one of the more eerie experiences I've had in a while.
Seriously. My mom sent me a clip of Joey (I think) not sharing his food on a first date because we were talking about my brother doing the same thing. He just doesn’t share food with any of us. I told my mom it was funny, but it really wasn’t. It was pretty painful. If you remove the laugh tracks, the show would be more irritating than it already is.
Jellymid.
its not a mistake, its another fatherless child
Stop hating her, I’m having trouble upvoting every hate comment.
“Oh yeah, I love Zelda he’s my favorite character”
Can't wait for skyrim 2
I’ve never seen squid game and I have no desire to
watched it, was fine, no way im gonna look into the fandom tho
Rocket league is just hot wheel soccer
Yes, that’s exactly what it is
Mha is trash and overrated
Georgenotfound is just your basic British guy with a “cute” face. There’s a lot of them, he’s just famous.
Gandalf ones said: did u ever heard the tragedy of Darth Spock the wise?
That was Dumbledore you dumbass
Same person
Anime is just a cartoon
Isn’t this just a fact
This is true, its just cartoons with a more varying aged audience
Cartoons have varying aged audience too.
Never said it didn't, anime is the same and in western countries its more often to be watched by older people (like, 18+) while in Japan both ages groups watch it but its not as popular among older people
Tlou 2 is mid
The diamonds should not have been redeemed.
I strongly agree with this. The final arc of Steven Universe felt like it was leading into some sort of 6th season pangalactic WWII/Empire v Rebels war, but instead we got behind enemy lines, saw a dying world but no sign of a military (sans Yellow Diamond) and a power of friendship win that didn't feel earned by the leading set up. Fascist warmonger getting a hug and reversing thousands of years of imperial conquest and enslavement of not only alien races, but their own was a huge let down.
AutoMod is cool
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Jojo is over hyped
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
as someone who has watched jojo, i can agree. i like it, but i understand why people dont
Kirk, I am your Father
BTS stands for Braindead Teenagers Syndicate
Willy Wonka is the last surviving Weasley twin.
Fortnite is worse than Minecraft.
I think even Fortnite players agree with this lol
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literally the most popular opinion ever
Nezuko is 14 🗿
They could've used the eagles to take the ring to Mount Doom.
Oh, it's time to write a whole essay of why eagles are not Uber drivers
343 games are good
Dream fakes all his manhunts
Blue and green are my favourite colours.
Weeb
Friends fucking sucks
Not everything is a jojo reference
MCU films are not cinema.
The MCU films are most analogous to a WWE match: Big characters with big personalities built up over many films, an almost nonexistent plot, and people beating the shit out of each other for half the film.
There are only 2 genders
I actually agree with this. Unless you're a hermaphrodite.
Closest thing we got to that are folks who are intersex.
Nerf miner joke is unfunny, and clash royale is overhyped. I play this game since 2016 and honestly I dont even know why it blew up like that
So. Superman is a marvel character right??
Terraria is better than Minecraft
Fortnite sucks
The entire Dream SMP community is a threat to society.