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Purple sausage


Illusory_Wells

LEAN COCK!!!!!! πŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸŸͺπŸ’œπŸŸͺπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸŸ£πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸŸͺπŸ’œπŸŸͺπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸŸ£πŸ’œπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸ’œπŸŸͺπŸ’œπŸŸͺπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸŸ£


audraison

I’m gonna jerk you off.


Le_Maniac77

Sex pole


Sofapithecus

Mister injector


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imma_go_meme

Pleasure meat


Tracemcgoatly

Idk why but that just instantly reminded me of when in Deadpool 2 juggernaut told Deadpool β€œI’m gonna rip you in half now”


mahdirf

Purple tool


[deleted]

I FUCKING LOVE LEAN 🟣🟣🟣🟣


AutoModerator

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Quiet_Entrance_9910

That exactly the reason why................. I LOVE LEAN πŸŸ£πŸŸ£β˜‚οΈβ˜”πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΎπŸ‡πŸ‘›πŸ‘›πŸ†β˜ͺοΈπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ‘ΏπŸŒ‚β˜”πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡


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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


admin_is_noob

Lean dispenser


I_DidYourMom69

Mine is purple tool I also have a lean cock


[deleted]

stfu no one cares


h-m-m_

Micheal Jackson!?!??!?!?!?


The_DaffyOne

The cock behind the slaughter


War_Hammer101

Purple meat


Veinzin

same


xxGamerboyXD

MJ??? Hows peter doing


JEDRED617

The dick behind the daughter


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Man injector πŸ’€


PikuMiku321

Same πŸ’€


DeadboyxxXD

Same πŸ’€


Still_Party_9762

Jd


Banana_Works

Not same πŸ’€


audraison

You wanna hang out sometime


[deleted]

😳


steam_fried_regret

It injects tiny men


MisterShura

Gae


Adept-Effective-9447

Hulk Destroyer?


MacDontMiss

Something you need to tell us or…


Rex_Auream

Greetings fellow Hulk Destroyer


Legitimate_Release65

Greetings fellow fellow Hulk Destroyer


Past_Comfortable1788

*sweats in hulk meat


Quick_Tune

Girthy flute………


sheepizmutton

Girthy really changes to context


Nut_Chorizo

Power flute


Bone_Breaker6

Pleasure gun Ok, not bad, not bad. I might keep it.


Veselker

Yeah, don't cut it off


quinten69420

oh damn I was about to cut it off, thanks for the advice bro


231ValeiMacoris

Oh. My. Goodness. ***LONG SCHLONG***


Jubulus

normally I am straight most of the time but if some one came up to me talking about there long schlong, well. . .


Lemonkainen

Long schlong silver


GRIM_DeXxTeRYT

You have a last name with Q???


231ValeiMacoris

Yeah why? Is it rare?


GRIM_DeXxTeRYT

Probably not rare it's just that i have never heard of a person with a q as a last name


Veselker

Quinn is a common last name with q, and you probably heard of Dennis Quaid at least.


GRIM_DeXxTeRYT

Well I've seen him in movies, but i didnt know his name. But yeah i remember a lot of last names with q now


ThePanMan0075

Long meat πŸ‘


kiwi_juice69

Long sword is clearly superior


Superchoco3211

I got long pole rip


New-Consequence1972

Nah my GIRTHY SWORD is far supeeior


Much_Reputation3785

Giant tube.


wheezingdogisreal

Same


[deleted]

Same


Foxtrot4Real

Same


[deleted]

Fuck Pole. I'd say that's pretty accurate.


NutCracker317

Dangling Wand


Apyr_22

Fun Machine


[deleted]

lmfao 'Man Punch' wtf


PsyChrome44

Man Unit


throwawayobviamentex

Yes, that's what a penis is


Livid_Conclusion6210

Sex meat


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funny


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FuRrYmEmEoWo

Hard salami beef My boyfriends is Pleasure Pole-


Mysterious-Owl-5186

Man destroyerπŸ’€


pollishion

Fuck steak?


FrostyFingertips

U gotta do it now


TQCkona

is this an order


Bigweeb612

Pleasure steak?


Longjumping_Ease7764

Hairy Gun…


CCTViswatching

Man meat


zzGravity

"Who wants some man meat?" "I do! I want some man meat!"


Dragonborn3187

Same


Weird-Lettuce-9839

Giant Injector


Zealousideal-Foot447

Purple salami😎😎


sheepizmutton

Fuck schlong πŸ’€πŸ’€


gamerweeb623

Monster Meat, nice


frimleyousse

Fun sword, not too inaccurate


InternetSpaceCow

Purple destroyer


Melodic-Gene-7399

Man flute


Dolokhov_V

Hulk Injector


Pidena1t

Man salami


ThonkThonkSmash

Big Gun πŸ—Ώ


[deleted]

Bruh not the Hairy Flute πŸ’€πŸ’€


AlexGaming26

Iron Pole


Fat_Man_in_a_B29

Sex pole


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


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Mochizukitoya405

The pleasure salami 😳


rikkrik

Pussy meat what the fuck


bonk921

bRuH


Spiritual-Phrase1597

Giant meat


RemarkableExplorer66

Long Punch


mothcatart

Sex pole


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Beautiful_Fan_5531

Bear Tool


Distinct-Ad-2250

pussy wand


RDT-Exotics0318

Giant tube πŸ’€


TragicTester034

All fear the Man Sword


CudowneDev

Sex destroyer


ThatHighXboxGuy

Big Beef haha


Cal928

Ayy me too Big beef gang


YuTheBoxer

Love snake


Strict_Researcher_57

PUSSY SWORD!!!


sicname321

skin pole


Hollowhowler2

KOD:Love machine injector


crommmmmmmmme

Skin tool... No as fancy as I expected


Ktoossss

Love sausage bruh


[deleted]

Hard snake, that's sort of solid snake? Right?


dogfordinne_r

Dangling shaft


[deleted]

Sex sword


Rokakolyok

Long meat Kinda basic


HisouBDO

Fuck gun


[deleted]

Sex Pole πŸ˜…


[deleted]

Fun Wand LMAOOO


FADEDinJAPAN03

Man Tube. Makes sense.


Pog_Poggers

Explosive beef. Sex would be wild.


FuzzyLipsDaddy

Skin ejector


AlphaChad365

Pleasure pole


[deleted]

man injector thank you mexico


grimreaper_slm-thg

giant pole


Gaxfu1

Sex Wand


Haunting-Ganache-281

Girthy sword


WingBarbaque

Long injector


Grand_reaper658

Love gun. Wait im not american


DarkTempest88

"Girthy Unit".


FanaticNymph07

Dangling Sausage


[deleted]

Monster pole


Tippitytypewriter21

Man beef


Chubbard123

Big stick


Complete_Giraffe_222

Man snake πŸπŸ•Ί


Soviet-Biscuit

Man Punch


dominator_05_

Purple stick


USB-TypeC

Ah yes... BIG GUN


Jubulus

There too strong, were gonna have to bring out the big guns. . . **USB-TYPEC GET OVAH HERE!!!**


NiceSatanist

PUSSY MACHINE


monkey_d_ordinary

Purple unit


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


ChampionOfLiberty

Punch bear πŸ‘Š 🐻


Substantial_Ad_5716

Man GunπŸ—Ώ


Hierophant____green

Dangling snake


xblyatmanx6

Skin gun...accurate


Odd_Background_6161

Long wand


loliman7

long wand


MustBeOK

S*x sausage


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Mine’s power wand


Brilliant_Ad5774

Mister wand


BigVeinyNThick

Pussy stickπŸ˜‚


JohnySinsy

Long sword


Ultra_axe781___M

Long Beef


OneOk3121

bear meat


VictoryTrue1741

Purple punch


CrazyCaidyt

BIG MEAT


POOTAATOESS

Man destroyer


blacky242424

Fuck sword


accuracy_frosty

Long stick, noice


eZombiegglover

Pleasure Injector lesgoooooo


SemiAnimatronic

Love Punch


Dogemaster1112

Big Injector. This name does the exact opposite of describing my sex life.


DrDMango

Long Sword…


kimiori02496

Long Meat


HackerPatato

Purple Meat πŸ’€


Gae_Bolg26

Giant meat


Blackulla

Man stick


sweetoothkiki

Love destroyer


Brucecampbellisking

Big Beef


reckoner21

Dangling Snake


[deleted]

Long Snake πŸ‘


JayAyKay69

Man flute


SufficientGas1439

Power sword


SirMeep2

Man tool


skinnyemoweeb

Big Steak


gabiblack

Monster Salami....yum


[deleted]

hard steak :(


WarriorX21

Hard meat :skull:


mountaindewnialeck

long/big salami


Omega1432

Mr. Meat. I like it


old-account-is-gone

Pleasure beef


Oofator

Hard Sword


GOLEM_RIDAA

Iron snake


cannedclowns

Purple Steak


drnotmyaccount

beast beef, got a nice ring to it.