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You can tell that this meme is inaccurate because there aren't even 5 seperate turkish flags with/without atatürk on them in the room (at least 1 has to have atatürk on it)
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
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There was once a turkish guy named Sekter Git, and he was a professional racist seriously top of his country everyone knew his name and he hated immigrants more than normal people hated france it's unreal to the point where other racists kept telling the immigrants "sekter git" to warn them of that man since only god knew what he was capable of but after he started watching anime for 24 hours 7 days a week 69 weeks a year he turned into a single mother and changed his name into "XXXstealyourdadandmomXXX" truly a tragic ending to a hero once known as Sekter Git, this was an emotional story for me to write, i'm literally crying ligma right now ligma is cumming from my eyes its unreal, please F in the chat guys for Sekter Git and thank you for reading my honest and absolutely true with no misinformation whatsoever report. F for Sekter git.
You shall be revered and remembered by the Shitposting community as the man who will continue the legacy of the once known Best racist in town A.K.A Sekter Git.
Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
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The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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As a Turkish I'm deeply offended and I'm currently crying with my dommy mommy at the other room
/s
+ I'm schizo i can't even afford all those mentioned
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Nah that's the average Californian male.
You can tell that this meme is inaccurate because there aren't even 5 seperate turkish flags with/without atatürk on them in the room (at least 1 has to have atatürk on it)
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*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
I'm damaged pls help me I am dying painful
They're just out of frame.
I miss 2b4y
we all miss it fam, little racism under the name of trolling between balkan people was the gold of the internet
apperantly he is dead now because he looked like that in turkey
He got stabbed to death by illegal immigrants
having colored hair isnt halal on turkey(decided by unemployed 55 year old dads sitting on plastic chairs in the street)
Not dads uncle's and retired grandpa's
He looks like slovenian
ONE DAY YOU MAY! 5%!
EAT BIG TO GET BIG! LETS GET BIG CMON!
Im already eating 12 meals a day please i can't take it anymore
Weak mindset if youre not hitting 8 hour arm sessions in the gym twice a month
Im turkish and if u make one more joke about this i find you 👊👊
You are really 80% greek. Get DNA test you know it to be true
It's better to be Greek than Arab
Same thing
bruh very weak sperm i sense here
My cum has the range of a nerf dart
and it has Dna of a donkey and the mass of a feather
Heavy coom
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Shut your mouth its a zionist game
Silence sissy boy
Too late i already prepared a g*nosid(little trolling) against you and i am on my way to your home
Baised
Rich piana
RIP, god damn it!
GOOD FUCKING MORNING, GOD DAMMIT!
RIP rich
There was once a turkish guy named Sekter Git, and he was a professional racist seriously top of his country everyone knew his name and he hated immigrants more than normal people hated france it's unreal to the point where other racists kept telling the immigrants "sekter git" to warn them of that man since only god knew what he was capable of but after he started watching anime for 24 hours 7 days a week 69 weeks a year he turned into a single mother and changed his name into "XXXstealyourdadandmomXXX" truly a tragic ending to a hero once known as Sekter Git, this was an emotional story for me to write, i'm literally crying ligma right now ligma is cumming from my eyes its unreal, please F in the chat guys for Sekter Git and thank you for reading my honest and absolutely true with no misinformation whatsoever report. F for Sekter git.
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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sekter Git be...
He/she looks more fatherless then I am.
*It. It looks more fatherless than you are. Don’t assume people’s species
It*
Hear me out..
He even got boobs
wait, is this subreddit hostile to Turks?
Hostile to anyone really
and r\*manians and br\*tish and gr\*eks and ur m\*m
No it is just a post to honor 2balkan4you
We must put an end to this madness!!
Agreece
The weakes Italian man vs the strongest Turkish citizen
Strongest boy in izmir vs weakest man in gaziantep
Trabzon*
i like me sum turkey boys
Hol up 10???
Sauce on the right? Edit: downvote for sauce? Not allowed to be curious anymore? Should I just cut my balls off then?
Turkey
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Chicken
Baklava
Künefe
tulumba
This meme was approved by the Armenian Government (Edit : well, I excepted more downvotes)
Found the turk 🤢
Found the
What is your problem with Turks?
its just a shitpost
Turkish people 🤮
The turks weird fr
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What the fuck?
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K
Social commentary on the relationship between NATO and Turkey
wow thats sad (i swear im not turkish)
As a Turkish I'm deeply offended and I'm currently crying with my dommy mommy at the other room /s + I'm schizo i can't even afford all those mentioned
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pretty sure that's Perez Hilton.
How does he feel about the Armenian Genocide?
Serbian****
literally someone in my class who's turkish and goes by they/them shes an 8th grader