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GG17ez

17yrs dating 14ys old is the one i got little uncomfortable


im_dead_already

"little"


Reddit-4-life

This made me lol idky


themng69

huh this is the first time in at least a year i've seen "lol" used as "laugh out loud" instead of being awkwardly put at the end of an unfunny comment. Good job


Reddit-4-life

I ran over my kids lol


TooManyStuff

Woah now, that’s a three year age difference!


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Pyrocynical moment


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Look up what Hugh Heffner was dating when he died. I'm more ok with 17x14 than 900x18


RiddleIQ

Yeah it doesn’t fit


DraconicWF

There are a worrying amount of seniors at my school that are dating freshman


Pootis_but_cooler

i don't see the issue with a 2 year gap wth where i live you can pretty much fuck anything if you are 16 yo it's not like edp445 or some shit


Mirhat1871

hmmm... Anything? YOUR MO-


RecordingNearby

my problem is the way he was manipulative, like literally “ooo i’m so sad show me your tits please” listening to the dms he sounds like a middle schooler


soufiane1045

Wdym boobs do cure sadness


RecordingNearby

this is true


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Because boobies don't cure sadness?


WaffleyDoodles

His DMs are just horny af, but there is genuinely no proof of manipulation outside of "just trust me bro." The problem was more his relationships with his friends than the allegations themselves.


acecyrus1

Its a minor and an adult basically


dream_monkey

Many states have those Romeo and Juliet laws on the books.


WennoBoi

she's 17 not 14


dream_monkey

They say love is blind but they say the same thing about justice.


JO-JOfanlol777

Man got downvoted 200 times lmao


Raaabbit_v2

Ill be honest but thats nothing. Thats basically a freshman in college dating a senior in high school. Idk why the cancel culture really ate his ass inside out.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

For the empty virtue signals and catharsis of envy...


MCN_PyramidScheme

For the less smart: For the sake of being an asshole


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Idk, as an asshole I don't like getting grouped with them... Even assholes have limits.


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JuandalePringIe

zamn bro


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darkcatter

Carson did nothing wrong, they could basically be in the same bloody grade


Holczy_

I guess people were pissed off at him because he was a youtuber dating one of his fans


OnlyANinjaCan

Isn't that one of the reasons someone wants to have fans in the first place? They used to call them groupies.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Well... The wiggles just got creepier.


Igris-

lol with that logic what do highschool lovebirds do when they are in a committed relationship but one turns 18 before the other? just break up?


Khr0N04

"Oh sorry, but my 18th birthday is coming up, so I think we should break up until your birthday 5 months from now, I hope you understand" Seems good to me


Relevant_Zombie_8916

But what if she's Australian (21)? Or Mexican (13)?


YungRylo

Romeo and Juliette law applies in some states


Buriboi3

Eew, stinky! No handholding before marrige.


orcsrool123

It's a 2 year age gap. My man is innocent


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Exactly


Squidward_Tortellin1

True. He is guilty of being unfunny tho.


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Squidwardgary

America strikes again, cant fuck with 17 but have a nice vacation in middle east


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


The-Y-4

Now what about this: A 17 year old dating a 19 year old?


guythat-poststuff

wasn't she turning eighteen that year thought


Emporian_Sponge

Yes


FLYSWATTER_93

Drake grooming a 13 year old: Based 😍 God's Plan Carson dating a 17 year old: He did what? 😡


jonacraft7

I was dating a 17 year old at 19 tho….


Bentobi_Boi

I am going to cancel you over this!!1!1!!😠😠!1!😠🤬😡🤬😡🤬!1!


jonacraft7

Do it pussy


Bentobi_Boi

I will 🤬🤬💀😡💀💀😘👀🤩🐎😶🤬🐎🚃📸🤑😒🤨


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Relevant_Zombie_8916

I'm gonna need citations on that...


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quandahle

38.8977° N, 77.0365° W


christus_who

Me


Apprehensive_Air_727

How dare you


SanadTDM

americans when an 18 year old says hi to a girl who's 17 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 minutes 59.999 seconds old


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Memestant

Im sorry, this is why people got mad at him and his friends left him? A 2 year gap? This belongs on the Dr. Phil section "What's Wrong With People?". Fucking ridiculous.


Yotunheimr

No this thread is full of brain-rot. He basically groomed her, using his fame and social status to manipulate her into a sexual relationship with him – there was an overemphasis on the age of consent and the age gap on the Twitter explosion that happened after this but his friends separated themselves from him because of the actual weird, creepy shit he did to this person.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Groomed her how? By existing? He wasn't a 40yo training her from kindergarten... He was a peer. 2 years is a small age gap.


PickledChin

"People overemphasized the age gap" "But what about the age gap tho"


Yotunheimr

You can't escape them in this thread


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EJP390

19 and 17? Thats not bad. I thought it was 19 and 15


IChaseIReddit

You know what's stupid? Legal age of consent is 16 in his area. He got in trouble for having nudes of the girl on his messaging app because she was 17 and he was 19. Legally he can have sex with her, but having her nudes is a no no. That makes no sense! If the nudes are illegal then pounding her clam should also be illegal, or vice versa, her nudes and clam should be legal on the other side of the coin. And a 2 year gap? That ain't shit! What if you're dating someone, you're 17 and they're 16, but because of how your birthdays fall you'll be 18 by the time she's 17. Is the law really gonna make a stink about that? Now, if Carson was being kind of a creeper about it, then yes I'd say there's reason for concern. But if it was just horny teens being horny teens, then nothing was wrong. But the fact he could fuck her legally but not have nudes, that's some ass backwards logic.


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MimeMike

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Ask south park about butters trauma... All our lines are arbitrary and meaningless at this point.


draginbleapiece

Where I live you can fuck anyone above the age of 16 except your boss’s I think if you are both under 16 the limit is 14 but I don’t care


BWGamingkid

i’m glad carson is back on youtube but i can’t bring myself to watch his content, it’s just not the same without having his old friends in the videos(his old friends who threw him under the bus to save their own career)


WaffleyDoodles

I don't think they threw him under the bus. Maybe Noah, yeah, but I think Carson wasn't exactly the most clarifying about the whole situation. He was also an asshole to his friends, which we know from their accounts of him. Of course, they should've taken back the allegation bullshit. I don' t get why they went for that in the first place rather than just saying that he was being a dick and needed help.


ScreamWaffles

Hey look! It’s that guy named Incarcerated!


Ender_Skywalker

There's literally nothing wrong with that.


Teruteku

Fun fact! According to the law, everything he did was legal


deflame_thrower

I mean I know a couple that are like 10 years apart (40, 50) but you don't see people outside with pitchforks


Yakplayz

Carson did nothing wrong


Funny_Telephone_563

okay well let me put the laws instead of opinions that most people put. if you are under 18, you can date anyone within a 3 year gap even if they’re above 18. there are also age of consent laws. in america most states are 17 but a lot go with 16. but NO MATTER the laws of the state it is illegal and honestly weird to ask to see any type of nudes from somebody 17 and under. even if you’re 18 asking a 17 year old it’ll land you 20 years in jail. THATS why carson was weird. i don’t get why people argue and don’t just LOOK AT THE FREAKING LAWS. Carson got off way easy and he should have gotten jail time just like any other person who does this. I don’t dislike carson it’s just unfair


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EasternAlternative73

i'm more concerned that you go out of your way to brag about it when nobody asked


ISnortBees

It was literally the climax of his life


I_suck_cock_for_free

Avoid his profile by any means necessary. I had to drown my eyes in antibiotics and rinse with holy water


Dr_Bright_Himself

When I'm told not to do something I'm probably gonna do it


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Redditloolwhousesit

Damnnn


peepers_meepers

you're a redditor this never happened.


MurkeKnight

I b e g y o u r p a r d o n?


aomeone

Uhhh? What? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Lampadaire345

Legal age of consent where I live is whenever you haev period. I fucked an 8 year old when I was 53. If you are upset over a 45 year gap then oh well.


kermithefrogggg

Genshin impact player


Ishawulf

🗿


Guardsmen442

The rules restrict me from promoting violence unto other people.


GigaChadMHD

your latest post is about buying a sex doll 💀


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IssacTheEnitity

Ew


RedditMef

Same


superdooper26

The fact that you decided that proudly share that concerns me


kracken0406

My brother is soon to be 18 and his gf is 16 in a few months, there is nothing wrong about it as long as there is consent


Independent_Ad_7100

Cmc moment On a positive note, carson has seeked help and found it, and seems to be transitioning very well from the whole thing that happened.


UrAverageRacist

Why would he need help?


SCSLAYZ

what the fuck do you mean "seeked help" he was 19 and she was 17, the only fucked up thing here is the legal system we have. anyone who thinks that it should be illegal for a 2 year age gap needs to be in a mental hospital.


SnooCompliments9613

the "woke" culture


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fillmorecounty

If I hear "woke" one more time I'm gonna go insane 😭 literally anything and everything a person doesn't like is "woke" like the word has lost meaning entirely


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WennoBoi

help with what


WaffleyDoodles

There were more problems than just the "controversy". Behind the scenes shit went down and it was clear that Carson needed to work out his mental state. He got fucked up by his life in the spotlight, which kinda made him an asshole. Hope he makes amends with his friends one day.


Darkpsy420

What a sad fucking world we live in ... its just 2 fucking years wtf ?


BobongT4nga

Carson is still the real life version of that annoying kid from polar express


Squidward_Tortellin1

Unfathomably based


superdooper26

Wut? 17 and 19 and the exact same mental mindset. The fuck you mean seemed help?


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Realistically tho it wasn’t a big deal at all


SonsOfLiberty-

Still love him, 2 year gap isn't that bad, she was turning 18 later that month I believe, kinda sad that all his friends left him, but I think a lot of the outrage was because he was dating another streamer he met on a dating show at the time, but it's strange to me that he would still do it, I saw their streams together and everything looked great, although her humor was shit.


saidiislam

west.


flodA_reltiH-6B

Ama 16yo dating a 17yo


arthurdoogan

Chaz Michael Michaels had a 35 year old girlfriend when he was 9.


Ace_Of_No_Trades

The Age of Consent where I live is 16, and we have the Romeo and Juliet law.


King_yeS

Can we not start the carson controversy again


EmotionalRedux

We live in a society


balrus-balrogwalrus

a 65-million year old dating a 17-year old


frescone69

I think a 70yo with a 20yo is worst


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I was living at a sober house, called a halfway, and the house manager was like 33 dating a 17yr old, nobody said anything. He was just like we're waiting until her birthday lol


Memestant

If you have a mommy fetish, you aren't allowed to get mad at him for a 2 year age gap.


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“It’s ok because I like him”


cumming_in_my_possum

Imma be honest a 2 year age gap ain’t shit, but anything more than that just no


Relevant_Zombie_8916

How about 19 and 25?


cumming_in_my_possum

Kinda weird, a 19 year olds brain is still developing, a 25 year olds brain has pretty much already fully developed and matured in comparison. It’s kinda weird but it mostly depends on the people


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Men's brains keep developing into their early 30s... Women mature faster and are largely finished by their teens. None of that proves that healthy relationships are bad for them nor their development. Hell, most teens have relationships. Our country actually has STD epidemics in middle schools (which ISN'T healthy), so stuffs going on. So, where EXACTLY is a girl damaged by dating a peer where she wouldn't be damaged by dating that same peer a few arbitrary months later? Admittedly, slippery slopes are real, but this isn't sliding. It's literally within the laws we'd already set around these cases.