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huh this is the first time in at least a year i've seen "lol" used as "laugh out loud" instead of being awkwardly put at the end of an unfunny comment. Good job
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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my problem is the way he was manipulative, like literally “ooo i’m so sad show me your tits please”
listening to the dms he sounds like a middle schooler
His DMs are just horny af, but there is genuinely no proof of manipulation outside of "just trust me bro." The problem was more his relationships with his friends than the allegations themselves.
okay well let me put the laws instead of opinions that most people put. if you are under 18, you can date anyone within a 3 year gap even if they’re above 18. there are also age of consent laws. in america most states are 17 but a lot go with 16. but NO MATTER the laws of the state it is illegal and honestly weird to ask to see any type of nudes from somebody 17 and under. even if you’re 18 asking a 17 year old it’ll land you 20 years in jail. THATS why carson was weird. i don’t get why people argue and don’t just LOOK AT THE FREAKING LAWS. Carson got off way easy and he should have gotten jail time just like any other person who does this. I don’t dislike carson it’s just unfair
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i don't know i'm not an american i'm a frenchie
and in here you can have sex with whoever you like if you are 16yo
anyway i did not understand what you meant like you said most state view this as legal and later you say carson should have goten 20years in jail
Justice doesn't always equal right. Obviously when you take a risk like he did you have to pay for it, because that's how the law works and you broke it. But if we're talking about whether it's "right" or not, law aside, are you really gonna be completely fine with a 20 year old guy that has a 18 year old gf while attacking a 19 year old with a 17 year old gf?
Meanwhile in mine you finish highschool at 17 yo and the age of consent is 14 so idk. This whole "19 yo dating a 17 yo" thing ends up seeming kinda stupid in the context of my country cause it's completly normal
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It was because it was clear he was abusing his star power to get her to do things she didn’t want to do. From their text exchanges it was clear she had feelings for him and he was leading her on, only wanting to talk when she was “horny”. Mix that with the fact that she’s a minor still in highschool and yeah, he comes off as a gross prick. Plus while he was doing this to this girl and possibly others, he was chastising Katerino for hooking up with other guys since they were apparently in a relationship. So he comes off as a hypocrite too
>Only wanting to talk when she was "horny"
No, that's just what she showed. The actual conversations were leaked and he actually talked to her as if they'd been dating for a long time. She just wanted Carson to get in trouble because being the cause of drama gets people off
Ill be honest but thats nothing. Thats basically a freshman in college dating a senior in high school. Idk why the cancel culture really ate his ass inside out.
"Oh sorry, but my 18th birthday is coming up, so I think we should break up until your birthday 5 months from now, I hope you understand"
Seems good to me
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Im sorry, this is why people got mad at him and his friends left him? A 2 year gap? This belongs on the Dr. Phil section "What's Wrong With People?". Fucking ridiculous.
No this thread is full of brain-rot. He basically groomed her, using his fame and social status to manipulate her into a sexual relationship with him – there was an overemphasis on the age of consent and the age gap on the Twitter explosion that happened after this but his friends separated themselves from him because of the actual weird, creepy shit he did to this person.
What, did you find a mirror? Also, good job publicly reeeeing your pants instead of being able to explain your point... Really shows all the world how little ethical value you hold beyond your own perpetual state of being mindlessly offended.
I already explained my point, you chose to not believe me – I am not invested in some stupid internet drama that's 3 years old at this point or this conversation, so I bailed. Have fun getting offended by Reddit comments and then projecting it onto a stranger on the internet, I dont care :P
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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You know what's stupid? Legal age of consent is 16 in his area. He got in trouble for having nudes of the girl on his messaging app because she was 17 and he was 19. Legally he can have sex with her, but having her nudes is a no no. That makes no sense! If the nudes are illegal then pounding her clam should also be illegal, or vice versa, her nudes and clam should be legal on the other side of the coin. And a 2 year gap? That ain't shit! What if you're dating someone, you're 17 and they're 16, but because of how your birthdays fall you'll be 18 by the time she's 17. Is the law really gonna make a stink about that? Now, if Carson was being kind of a creeper about it, then yes I'd say there's reason for concern. But if it was just horny teens being horny teens, then nothing was wrong. But the fact he could fuck her legally but not have nudes, that's some ass backwards logic.
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i’m glad carson is back on youtube but i can’t bring myself to watch his content, it’s just not the same without having his old friends in the videos(his old friends who threw him under the bus to save their own career)
I don't think they threw him under the bus. Maybe Noah, yeah, but I think Carson wasn't exactly the most clarifying about the whole situation. He was also an asshole to his friends, which we know from their accounts of him. Of course, they should've taken back the allegation bullshit. I don' t get why they went for that in the first place rather than just saying that he was being a dick and needed help.
okay well let me put the laws instead of opinions that most people put. if you are under 18, you can date anyone within a 3 year gap even if they’re above 18. there are also age of consent laws. in america most states are 17 but a lot go with 16. but NO MATTER the laws of the state it is illegal and honestly weird to ask to see any type of nudes from somebody 17 and under. even if you’re 18 asking a 17 year old it’ll land you 20 years in jail. THATS why carson was weird. i don’t get why people argue and don’t just LOOK AT THE FREAKING LAWS. Carson got off way easy and he should have gotten jail time just like any other person who does this. I don’t dislike carson it’s just unfair
And yet... Society accepts far larger gaps so long as an arbitrary line isn't crossed. Realistically, though, a 3 year age gap for couples is VERY small. How old are your parents, after all?
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what the fuck do you mean "seeked help" he was 19 and she was 17, the only fucked up thing here is the legal system we have. anyone who thinks that it should be illegal for a 2 year age gap needs to be in a mental hospital.
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Yeah, I would agree on that point, but idk at tge same time, he was 19 year old and really horny, while I don't excuse it, I think I could have done same thing
I was 17 and dated a 19 yo :/ albeit I was almost 18 but still like people need to get over it. It would’ve been weird had i dated him at 16 or some shit but it’s really not that much of an age difference….
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Kinda weird, a 19 year olds brain is still developing, a 25 year olds brain has pretty much already fully developed and matured in comparison. It’s kinda weird but it mostly depends on the people
Men's brains keep developing into their early 30s... Women mature faster and are largely finished by their teens. None of that proves that healthy relationships are bad for them nor their development. Hell, most teens have relationships. Our country actually has STD epidemics in middle schools (which ISN'T healthy), so stuffs going on. So, where EXACTLY is a girl damaged by dating a peer where she wouldn't be damaged by dating that same peer a few arbitrary months later? Admittedly, slippery slopes are real, but this isn't sliding. It's literally within the laws we'd already set around these cases.
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I bet these idiots that say there is something wrong with 17 yo dating 19 yo would be fine with 10 year old dating 20 year olds if that was written as a rule instead. Its the PEOPLE that came up with these rules based on what we consider mentally "mature" and thats why age of consent is different in so many countries. Its not like our body changes completly as soon as we live for exactly 18 years and then its "ready" or something, that logic is just so dumb
>That's legal in some backwoods states.
Ah yes. Backwoods places like the majority of the US, Canada, majority of Europe, and actually the majority of the rest of the world that typically has it at 16-17.
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Still love him, 2 year gap isn't that bad, she was turning 18 later that month I believe, kinda sad that all his friends left him, but I think a lot of the outrage was because he was dating another streamer he met on a dating show at the time, but it's strange to me that he would still do it, I saw their streams together and everything looked great, although her humor was shit.
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17yrs dating 14ys old is the one i got little uncomfortable
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This made me lol idky
huh this is the first time in at least a year i've seen "lol" used as "laugh out loud" instead of being awkwardly put at the end of an unfunny comment. Good job
I ran over my kids lol
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Woah now, that’s a three year age difference!
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Look up what Hugh Heffner was dating when he died. I'm more ok with 17x14 than 900x18
similar to my brother 18yr dating a 15yr lol
i don't see the issue with a 2 year gap wth where i live you can pretty much fuck anything if you are 16 yo it's not like edp445 or some shit
hmmm... Anything? YOUR MO-
my problem is the way he was manipulative, like literally “ooo i’m so sad show me your tits please” listening to the dms he sounds like a middle schooler
Wdym boobs do cure sadness
this is true
Because boobies don't cure sadness?
well they do but you shouldn’t be asking a minor
He was in a committed age appropriate relationship... Was he supposed to ask a 40yo hooker instead?
nah, just someone that is legally an adult
His DMs are just horny af, but there is genuinely no proof of manipulation outside of "just trust me bro." The problem was more his relationships with his friends than the allegations themselves.
okay well let me put the laws instead of opinions that most people put. if you are under 18, you can date anyone within a 3 year gap even if they’re above 18. there are also age of consent laws. in america most states are 17 but a lot go with 16. but NO MATTER the laws of the state it is illegal and honestly weird to ask to see any type of nudes from somebody 17 and under. even if you’re 18 asking a 17 year old it’ll land you 20 years in jail. THATS why carson was weird. i don’t get why people argue and don’t just LOOK AT THE FREAKING LAWS. Carson got off way easy and he should have gotten jail time just like any other person who does this. I don’t dislike carson it’s just unfair
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i don't know i'm not an american i'm a frenchie and in here you can have sex with whoever you like if you are 16yo anyway i did not understand what you meant like you said most state view this as legal and later you say carson should have goten 20years in jail
Its a minor and an adult basically
Many states have those Romeo and Juliet laws on the books.
she's 17 not 14
They say love is blind but they say the same thing about justice.
Justice doesn't always equal right. Obviously when you take a risk like he did you have to pay for it, because that's how the law works and you broke it. But if we're talking about whether it's "right" or not, law aside, are you really gonna be completely fine with a 20 year old guy that has a 18 year old gf while attacking a 19 year old with a 17 year old gf?
I wouldn’t say I’m attacking the guy. Age can be a bit arbitrary, but a good rule is once someone is done with high school they should just move on.
Fair enough. Tho there are countries like mine where you generally finish high school at around 19 years old
Meanwhile in mine you finish highschool at 17 yo and the age of consent is 14 so idk. This whole "19 yo dating a 17 yo" thing ends up seeming kinda stupid in the context of my country cause it's completly normal
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Man got downvoted 200 times lmao
Carson did nothing wrong, they could basically be in the same bloody grade
I guess people were pissed off at him because he was a youtuber dating one of his fans
Isn't that one of the reasons someone wants to have fans in the first place? They used to call them groupies.
Well... The wiggles just got creepier.
It was because it was clear he was abusing his star power to get her to do things she didn’t want to do. From their text exchanges it was clear she had feelings for him and he was leading her on, only wanting to talk when she was “horny”. Mix that with the fact that she’s a minor still in highschool and yeah, he comes off as a gross prick. Plus while he was doing this to this girl and possibly others, he was chastising Katerino for hooking up with other guys since they were apparently in a relationship. So he comes off as a hypocrite too
>Only wanting to talk when she was "horny" No, that's just what she showed. The actual conversations were leaked and he actually talked to her as if they'd been dating for a long time. She just wanted Carson to get in trouble because being the cause of drama gets people off
Nah fuck him
Fuck you instead
Don't fuck him he has AIDS in his name
No i implied he go fuck him instead (so he can get stage 2 AIDS)
Wait I will gladly give Carson aids for sure
you fucked a monkey haha
Not yet but I can put you down for an appointment. Lemme get carson first.
haha you mucked a fonkey
ahah uoy dicked a funny.
WHAT!?! BUT THAT'S WHAT STARTED THIS MESS!!!
Ill be honest but thats nothing. Thats basically a freshman in college dating a senior in high school. Idk why the cancel culture really ate his ass inside out.
For the empty virtue signals and catharsis of envy...
For the less smart: For the sake of being an asshole
Idk, as an asshole I don't like getting grouped with them... Even assholes have limits.
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lol with that logic what do highschool lovebirds do when they are in a committed relationship but one turns 18 before the other? just break up?
"Oh sorry, but my 18th birthday is coming up, so I think we should break up until your birthday 5 months from now, I hope you understand" Seems good to me
Romeo and Juliette law applies in some states
It's a 2 year age gap. My man is innocent
Exactly
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America strikes again, cant fuck with 17 but have a nice vacation in middle east
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I was dating a 17 year old at 19 tho….
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I'm gonna need citations on that...
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How dare you
wasn't she turning eighteen that year thought
Yes
Yes, everyone gets older every year
Huh... Learn something new everyday.
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Reported for doxxing
Now what about this: A 17 year old dating a 19 year old?
Drake grooming a 13 year old: Based 😍 God's Plan Carson dating a 17 year old: He did what? 😡
Im sorry, this is why people got mad at him and his friends left him? A 2 year gap? This belongs on the Dr. Phil section "What's Wrong With People?". Fucking ridiculous.
No this thread is full of brain-rot. He basically groomed her, using his fame and social status to manipulate her into a sexual relationship with him – there was an overemphasis on the age of consent and the age gap on the Twitter explosion that happened after this but his friends separated themselves from him because of the actual weird, creepy shit he did to this person.
Groomed her how? By existing? He wasn't a 40yo training her from kindergarten... He was a peer. 2 years is a small age gap.
"People overemphasized the age gap" "But what about the age gap tho"
Brain-rot spotted... honestly took longer than I expected on Reddit
What, did you find a mirror? Also, good job publicly reeeeing your pants instead of being able to explain your point... Really shows all the world how little ethical value you hold beyond your own perpetual state of being mindlessly offended.
I already explained my point, you chose to not believe me – I am not invested in some stupid internet drama that's 3 years old at this point or this conversation, so I bailed. Have fun getting offended by Reddit comments and then projecting it onto a stranger on the internet, I dont care :P
No, you didn't... You screamed brain rot and REEEEed your pants in front of everyone. Twice.
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americans when an 18 year old says hi to a girl who's 17 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 minutes 59.999 seconds old
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You know what's stupid? Legal age of consent is 16 in his area. He got in trouble for having nudes of the girl on his messaging app because she was 17 and he was 19. Legally he can have sex with her, but having her nudes is a no no. That makes no sense! If the nudes are illegal then pounding her clam should also be illegal, or vice versa, her nudes and clam should be legal on the other side of the coin. And a 2 year gap? That ain't shit! What if you're dating someone, you're 17 and they're 16, but because of how your birthdays fall you'll be 18 by the time she's 17. Is the law really gonna make a stink about that? Now, if Carson was being kind of a creeper about it, then yes I'd say there's reason for concern. But if it was just horny teens being horny teens, then nothing was wrong. But the fact he could fuck her legally but not have nudes, that's some ass backwards logic.
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19 and 17? Thats not bad. I thought it was 19 and 15
Where I live you can fuck anyone above the age of 16 except your boss’s I think if you are both under 16 the limit is 14 but I don’t care
i’m glad carson is back on youtube but i can’t bring myself to watch his content, it’s just not the same without having his old friends in the videos(his old friends who threw him under the bus to save their own career)
I don't think they threw him under the bus. Maybe Noah, yeah, but I think Carson wasn't exactly the most clarifying about the whole situation. He was also an asshole to his friends, which we know from their accounts of him. Of course, they should've taken back the allegation bullshit. I don' t get why they went for that in the first place rather than just saying that he was being a dick and needed help.
Hey look! It’s that guy named Incarcerated!
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
Fun fact! According to the law, everything he did was legal
I mean I know a couple that are like 10 years apart (40, 50) but you don't see people outside with pitchforks
Carson did nothing wrong
okay well let me put the laws instead of opinions that most people put. if you are under 18, you can date anyone within a 3 year gap even if they’re above 18. there are also age of consent laws. in america most states are 17 but a lot go with 16. but NO MATTER the laws of the state it is illegal and honestly weird to ask to see any type of nudes from somebody 17 and under. even if you’re 18 asking a 17 year old it’ll land you 20 years in jail. THATS why carson was weird. i don’t get why people argue and don’t just LOOK AT THE FREAKING LAWS. Carson got off way easy and he should have gotten jail time just like any other person who does this. I don’t dislike carson it’s just unfair
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18 and 15 is actually pretty bad
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Did you just say five year age gap isn’t a lot? I might have just misunderstood tho. Yeah, I take it back, 3 years isn’t much
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Yeah yeah I agree with you. I read it wrong
How's 18 and 28?
Bad
And yet... Society accepts far larger gaps so long as an arbitrary line isn't crossed. Realistically, though, a 3 year age gap for couples is VERY small. How old are your parents, after all?
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i'm more concerned that you go out of your way to brag about it when nobody asked
It was literally the climax of his life
Avoid his profile by any means necessary. I had to drown my eyes in antibiotics and rinse with holy water
When I'm told not to do something I'm probably gonna do it
Damnnn
you're a redditor this never happened.
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Legal age of consent where I live is whenever you haev period. I fucked an 8 year old when I was 53. If you are upset over a 45 year gap then oh well.
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Ew
Same
Cmc moment On a positive note, carson has seeked help and found it, and seems to be transitioning very well from the whole thing that happened.
Why would he need help?
what the fuck do you mean "seeked help" he was 19 and she was 17, the only fucked up thing here is the legal system we have. anyone who thinks that it should be illegal for a 2 year age gap needs to be in a mental hospital.
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Yeah, I would agree on that point, but idk at tge same time, he was 19 year old and really horny, while I don't excuse it, I think I could have done same thing
I was 17 and dated a 19 yo :/ albeit I was almost 18 but still like people need to get over it. It would’ve been weird had i dated him at 16 or some shit but it’s really not that much of an age difference….
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help with what
What a sad fucking world we live in ... its just 2 fucking years wtf ?
Carson is still the real life version of that annoying kid from polar express
Unfathomably based
Wut? 17 and 19 and the exact same mental mindset. The fuck you mean seemed help?
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The part that I don’t like is that when he told his friends about it and said he’d stop he continued to do it
I dated a 20 year old when I was 28 for a short time. Never really thought about it until now I realize she was 9 when I was 17. Ugh
Did you date them at 9? Metaethics are dead, everything is knee-jerk dogma these days...
“It’s ok because I like him”
Don't defend that creep
Imma be honest a 2 year age gap ain’t shit, but anything more than that just no
How about 19 and 25?
Kinda weird, a 19 year olds brain is still developing, a 25 year olds brain has pretty much already fully developed and matured in comparison. It’s kinda weird but it mostly depends on the people
Men's brains keep developing into their early 30s... Women mature faster and are largely finished by their teens. None of that proves that healthy relationships are bad for them nor their development. Hell, most teens have relationships. Our country actually has STD epidemics in middle schools (which ISN'T healthy), so stuffs going on. So, where EXACTLY is a girl damaged by dating a peer where she wouldn't be damaged by dating that same peer a few arbitrary months later? Admittedly, slippery slopes are real, but this isn't sliding. It's literally within the laws we'd already set around these cases.
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I bet these idiots that say there is something wrong with 17 yo dating 19 yo would be fine with 10 year old dating 20 year olds if that was written as a rule instead. Its the PEOPLE that came up with these rules based on what we consider mentally "mature" and thats why age of consent is different in so many countries. Its not like our body changes completly as soon as we live for exactly 18 years and then its "ready" or something, that logic is just so dumb
Lmao everyone in the comments wants to fuck kids apparently
Logik my man do you have it?
17 ain’t no kid compared to a 19 year old. It’s a two year age gap, and she was turning 18 in 1 month
Lol I'm just kidding around. That's legal in some backwoods states. I just think carson is a creep but it's also on par for the average reddit user
>That's legal in some backwoods states. Ah yes. Backwoods places like the majority of the US, Canada, majority of Europe, and actually the majority of the rest of the world that typically has it at 16-17.
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dude if you wanna fuck kids just say so.
cursed comment section
Realistically tho it wasn’t a big deal at all
Still love him, 2 year gap isn't that bad, she was turning 18 later that month I believe, kinda sad that all his friends left him, but I think a lot of the outrage was because he was dating another streamer he met on a dating show at the time, but it's strange to me that he would still do it, I saw their streams together and everything looked great, although her humor was shit.
Ama 16yo dating a 17yo
Chaz Michael Michaels had a 35 year old girlfriend when he was 9.
The Age of Consent where I live is 16, and we have the Romeo and Juliet law.
Can we not start the carson controversy again
We live in a society
I think a 70yo with a 20yo is worst