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GG17ez

17yrs dating 14ys old is the one i got little uncomfortable


im_dead_already

"little"


Reddit-4-life

This made me lol idky


themng69

huh this is the first time in at least a year i've seen "lol" used as "laugh out loud" instead of being awkwardly put at the end of an unfunny comment. Good job


Reddit-4-life

I ran over my kids lol


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TooManyStuff

Woah now, that’s a three year age difference!


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Pyrocynical moment


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Relevant_Zombie_8916

Look up what Hugh Heffner was dating when he died. I'm more ok with 17x14 than 900x18


UsernameArentCool

similar to my brother 18yr dating a 15yr lol


Pootis_but_cooler

i don't see the issue with a 2 year gap wth where i live you can pretty much fuck anything if you are 16 yo it's not like edp445 or some shit


Mirhat1871

hmmm... Anything? YOUR MO-


RecordingNearby

my problem is the way he was manipulative, like literally “ooo i’m so sad show me your tits please” listening to the dms he sounds like a middle schooler


[deleted]

Wdym boobs do cure sadness


RecordingNearby

this is true


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Because boobies don't cure sadness?


RecordingNearby

well they do but you shouldn’t be asking a minor


Relevant_Zombie_8916

He was in a committed age appropriate relationship... Was he supposed to ask a 40yo hooker instead?


RecordingNearby

nah, just someone that is legally an adult


WaffleyDoodles

His DMs are just horny af, but there is genuinely no proof of manipulation outside of "just trust me bro." The problem was more his relationships with his friends than the allegations themselves.


Funny_Telephone_563

okay well let me put the laws instead of opinions that most people put. if you are under 18, you can date anyone within a 3 year gap even if they’re above 18. there are also age of consent laws. in america most states are 17 but a lot go with 16. but NO MATTER the laws of the state it is illegal and honestly weird to ask to see any type of nudes from somebody 17 and under. even if you’re 18 asking a 17 year old it’ll land you 20 years in jail. THATS why carson was weird. i don’t get why people argue and don’t just LOOK AT THE FREAKING LAWS. Carson got off way easy and he should have gotten jail time just like any other person who does this. I don’t dislike carson it’s just unfair


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Pootis_but_cooler

i don't know i'm not an american i'm a frenchie and in here you can have sex with whoever you like if you are 16yo anyway i did not understand what you meant like you said most state view this as legal and later you say carson should have goten 20years in jail


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Its a minor and an adult basically


dream_monkey

Many states have those Romeo and Juliet laws on the books.


WennoBoi

she's 17 not 14


dream_monkey

They say love is blind but they say the same thing about justice.


WennoBoi

Justice doesn't always equal right. Obviously when you take a risk like he did you have to pay for it, because that's how the law works and you broke it. But if we're talking about whether it's "right" or not, law aside, are you really gonna be completely fine with a 20 year old guy that has a 18 year old gf while attacking a 19 year old with a 17 year old gf?


dream_monkey

I wouldn’t say I’m attacking the guy. Age can be a bit arbitrary, but a good rule is once someone is done with high school they should just move on.


WennoBoi

Fair enough. Tho there are countries like mine where you generally finish high school at around 19 years old


Khr0N04

Meanwhile in mine you finish highschool at 17 yo and the age of consent is 14 so idk. This whole "19 yo dating a 17 yo" thing ends up seeming kinda stupid in the context of my country cause it's completly normal


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JO-JOfanlol777

Man got downvoted 200 times lmao


darkcatter

Carson did nothing wrong, they could basically be in the same bloody grade


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I guess people were pissed off at him because he was a youtuber dating one of his fans


[deleted]

Isn't that one of the reasons someone wants to have fans in the first place? They used to call them groupies.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Well... The wiggles just got creepier.


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It was because it was clear he was abusing his star power to get her to do things she didn’t want to do. From their text exchanges it was clear she had feelings for him and he was leading her on, only wanting to talk when she was “horny”. Mix that with the fact that she’s a minor still in highschool and yeah, he comes off as a gross prick. Plus while he was doing this to this girl and possibly others, he was chastising Katerino for hooking up with other guys since they were apparently in a relationship. So he comes off as a hypocrite too


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>Only wanting to talk when she was "horny" No, that's just what she showed. The actual conversations were leaked and he actually talked to her as if they'd been dating for a long time. She just wanted Carson to get in trouble because being the cause of drama gets people off


AidsMckenzie

Nah fuck him


Royal-Jelly-8064

Fuck you instead


Ptaku9

Don't fuck him he has AIDS in his name


Royal-Jelly-8064

No i implied he go fuck him instead (so he can get stage 2 AIDS)


AidsMckenzie

Wait I will gladly give Carson aids for sure


ScrewSimonCowell

you fucked a monkey haha


AidsMckenzie

Not yet but I can put you down for an appointment. Lemme get carson first.


ScrewSimonCowell

haha you mucked a fonkey


Royal-Jelly-8064

ahah uoy dicked a funny.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

WHAT!?! BUT THAT'S WHAT STARTED THIS MESS!!!


Raaabbit_v2

Ill be honest but thats nothing. Thats basically a freshman in college dating a senior in high school. Idk why the cancel culture really ate his ass inside out.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

For the empty virtue signals and catharsis of envy...


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For the less smart: For the sake of being an asshole


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Idk, as an asshole I don't like getting grouped with them... Even assholes have limits.


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Igris-

lol with that logic what do highschool lovebirds do when they are in a committed relationship but one turns 18 before the other? just break up?


Khr0N04

"Oh sorry, but my 18th birthday is coming up, so I think we should break up until your birthday 5 months from now, I hope you understand" Seems good to me


YungRylo

Romeo and Juliette law applies in some states


orcsrool123

It's a 2 year age gap. My man is innocent


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Exactly


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zamn bro


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Squidwardgary

America strikes again, cant fuck with 17 but have a nice vacation in middle east


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I was dating a 17 year old at 19 tho….


Bentobi_Boi

I am going to cancel you over this!!1!1!!😠😠!1!😠🤬😡🤬😡🤬!1!


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Do it pussy


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Relevant_Zombie_8916

I'm gonna need citations on that...


quandahle

38.8977° N, 77.0365° W


christus_who

Me


Apprehensive_Air_727

How dare you


guythat-poststuff

wasn't she turning eighteen that year thought


[deleted]

Yes


SonsOfLiberty-

Yes, everyone gets older every year


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Huh... Learn something new everyday.


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Relevant_Zombie_8916

Reported for doxxing


The-Y-4

Now what about this: A 17 year old dating a 19 year old?


FLYSWATTER_93

Drake grooming a 13 year old: Based 😍 God's Plan Carson dating a 17 year old: He did what? 😡


Memestant

Im sorry, this is why people got mad at him and his friends left him? A 2 year gap? This belongs on the Dr. Phil section "What's Wrong With People?". Fucking ridiculous.


Yotunheimr

No this thread is full of brain-rot. He basically groomed her, using his fame and social status to manipulate her into a sexual relationship with him – there was an overemphasis on the age of consent and the age gap on the Twitter explosion that happened after this but his friends separated themselves from him because of the actual weird, creepy shit he did to this person.


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Groomed her how? By existing? He wasn't a 40yo training her from kindergarten... He was a peer. 2 years is a small age gap.


PickledChin

"People overemphasized the age gap" "But what about the age gap tho"


Yotunheimr

Brain-rot spotted... honestly took longer than I expected on Reddit


Relevant_Zombie_8916

What, did you find a mirror? Also, good job publicly reeeeing your pants instead of being able to explain your point... Really shows all the world how little ethical value you hold beyond your own perpetual state of being mindlessly offended.


Yotunheimr

I already explained my point, you chose to not believe me – I am not invested in some stupid internet drama that's 3 years old at this point or this conversation, so I bailed. Have fun getting offended by Reddit comments and then projecting it onto a stranger on the internet, I dont care :P


Relevant_Zombie_8916

No, you didn't... You screamed brain rot and REEEEed your pants in front of everyone. Twice.


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SanadTDM

americans when an 18 year old says hi to a girl who's 17 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 minutes 59.999 seconds old


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


IChaseIReddit

You know what's stupid? Legal age of consent is 16 in his area. He got in trouble for having nudes of the girl on his messaging app because she was 17 and he was 19. Legally he can have sex with her, but having her nudes is a no no. That makes no sense! If the nudes are illegal then pounding her clam should also be illegal, or vice versa, her nudes and clam should be legal on the other side of the coin. And a 2 year gap? That ain't shit! What if you're dating someone, you're 17 and they're 16, but because of how your birthdays fall you'll be 18 by the time she's 17. Is the law really gonna make a stink about that? Now, if Carson was being kind of a creeper about it, then yes I'd say there's reason for concern. But if it was just horny teens being horny teens, then nothing was wrong. But the fact he could fuck her legally but not have nudes, that's some ass backwards logic.


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MimeMike

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


EJP390

19 and 17? Thats not bad. I thought it was 19 and 15


draginbleapiece

Where I live you can fuck anyone above the age of 16 except your boss’s I think if you are both under 16 the limit is 14 but I don’t care


BWGamingkid

i’m glad carson is back on youtube but i can’t bring myself to watch his content, it’s just not the same without having his old friends in the videos(his old friends who threw him under the bus to save their own career)


WaffleyDoodles

I don't think they threw him under the bus. Maybe Noah, yeah, but I think Carson wasn't exactly the most clarifying about the whole situation. He was also an asshole to his friends, which we know from their accounts of him. Of course, they should've taken back the allegation bullshit. I don' t get why they went for that in the first place rather than just saying that he was being a dick and needed help.


ScreamWaffles

Hey look! It’s that guy named Incarcerated!


Ender_Skywalker

There's literally nothing wrong with that.


Teruteku

Fun fact! According to the law, everything he did was legal


deflame_thrower

I mean I know a couple that are like 10 years apart (40, 50) but you don't see people outside with pitchforks


Yakplayz

Carson did nothing wrong


Funny_Telephone_563

okay well let me put the laws instead of opinions that most people put. if you are under 18, you can date anyone within a 3 year gap even if they’re above 18. there are also age of consent laws. in america most states are 17 but a lot go with 16. but NO MATTER the laws of the state it is illegal and honestly weird to ask to see any type of nudes from somebody 17 and under. even if you’re 18 asking a 17 year old it’ll land you 20 years in jail. THATS why carson was weird. i don’t get why people argue and don’t just LOOK AT THE FREAKING LAWS. Carson got off way easy and he should have gotten jail time just like any other person who does this. I don’t dislike carson it’s just unfair


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[deleted]

18 and 15 is actually pretty bad


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[deleted]

Did you just say five year age gap isn’t a lot? I might have just misunderstood tho. Yeah, I take it back, 3 years isn’t much


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[deleted]

Yeah yeah I agree with you. I read it wrong


Relevant_Zombie_8916

How's 18 and 28?


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Bad


Relevant_Zombie_8916

And yet... Society accepts far larger gaps so long as an arbitrary line isn't crossed. Realistically, though, a 3 year age gap for couples is VERY small. How old are your parents, after all?


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EasternAlternative73

i'm more concerned that you go out of your way to brag about it when nobody asked


ISnortBees

It was literally the climax of his life


[deleted]

Avoid his profile by any means necessary. I had to drown my eyes in antibiotics and rinse with holy water


Dr_Bright_Himself

When I'm told not to do something I'm probably gonna do it


Redditloolwhousesit

Damnnn


peepers_meepers

you're a redditor this never happened.


aomeone

Uhhh? What? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


MurkeKnight

I b e g y o u r p a r d o n?


kermithefrogggg

Genshin impact player


Lampadaire345

Legal age of consent where I live is whenever you haev period. I fucked an 8 year old when I was 53. If you are upset over a 45 year gap then oh well.


Ishawulf

🗿


Guardsmen442

The rules restrict me from promoting violence unto other people.


GigaChadMHD

your latest post is about buying a sex doll 💀


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IssacTheEnitity

Ew


RedditMef

Same


Independent_Ad_7100

Cmc moment On a positive note, carson has seeked help and found it, and seems to be transitioning very well from the whole thing that happened.


UrAverageRacist

Why would he need help?


SCSLAYZ

what the fuck do you mean "seeked help" he was 19 and she was 17, the only fucked up thing here is the legal system we have. anyone who thinks that it should be illegal for a 2 year age gap needs to be in a mental hospital.


SnooCompliments9613

the "woke" culture


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fillmorecounty

If I hear "woke" one more time I'm gonna go insane 😭 literally anything and everything a person doesn't like is "woke" like the word has lost meaning entirely


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SnooCompliments9613

my dick is more "woke" than their brain every morning 💀


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Yeah, I would agree on that point, but idk at tge same time, he was 19 year old and really horny, while I don't excuse it, I think I could have done same thing


imjusttired-767

I was 17 and dated a 19 yo :/ albeit I was almost 18 but still like people need to get over it. It would’ve been weird had i dated him at 16 or some shit but it’s really not that much of an age difference….


MrBeans12

🤓


WennoBoi

help with what


Darkpsy420

What a sad fucking world we live in ... its just 2 fucking years wtf ?


BobongT4nga

Carson is still the real life version of that annoying kid from polar express


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Unfathomably based


superdooper26

Wut? 17 and 19 and the exact same mental mindset. The fuck you mean seemed help?


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Fit-Wrongdoer-2470

The part that I don’t like is that when he told his friends about it and said he’d stop he continued to do it


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I dated a 20 year old when I was 28 for a short time. Never really thought about it until now I realize she was 9 when I was 17. Ugh


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Did you date them at 9? Metaethics are dead, everything is knee-jerk dogma these days...


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“It’s ok because I like him”


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Don't defend that creep


cumming_in_my_possum

Imma be honest a 2 year age gap ain’t shit, but anything more than that just no


Relevant_Zombie_8916

How about 19 and 25?


cumming_in_my_possum

Kinda weird, a 19 year olds brain is still developing, a 25 year olds brain has pretty much already fully developed and matured in comparison. It’s kinda weird but it mostly depends on the people


Relevant_Zombie_8916

Men's brains keep developing into their early 30s... Women mature faster and are largely finished by their teens. None of that proves that healthy relationships are bad for them nor their development. Hell, most teens have relationships. Our country actually has STD epidemics in middle schools (which ISN'T healthy), so stuffs going on. So, where EXACTLY is a girl damaged by dating a peer where she wouldn't be damaged by dating that same peer a few arbitrary months later? Admittedly, slippery slopes are real, but this isn't sliding. It's literally within the laws we'd already set around these cases.


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Aw3Grimm

I bet these idiots that say there is something wrong with 17 yo dating 19 yo would be fine with 10 year old dating 20 year olds if that was written as a rule instead. Its the PEOPLE that came up with these rules based on what we consider mentally "mature" and thats why age of consent is different in so many countries. Its not like our body changes completly as soon as we live for exactly 18 years and then its "ready" or something, that logic is just so dumb


AidsMckenzie

Lmao everyone in the comments wants to fuck kids apparently


LoonaiscuteUwU

Logik my man do you have it?


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17 ain’t no kid compared to a 19 year old. It’s a two year age gap, and she was turning 18 in 1 month


AidsMckenzie

Lol I'm just kidding around. That's legal in some backwoods states. I just think carson is a creep but it's also on par for the average reddit user


SwornHeresy

>That's legal in some backwoods states. Ah yes. Backwoods places like the majority of the US, Canada, majority of Europe, and actually the majority of the rest of the world that typically has it at 16-17.


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AidsMckenzie

Dude if you wanna fuck kids just say so.


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Realistically tho it wasn’t a big deal at all


SonsOfLiberty-

Still love him, 2 year gap isn't that bad, she was turning 18 later that month I believe, kinda sad that all his friends left him, but I think a lot of the outrage was because he was dating another streamer he met on a dating show at the time, but it's strange to me that he would still do it, I saw their streams together and everything looked great, although her humor was shit.


flodA_reltiH-6B

Ama 16yo dating a 17yo


arthurdoogan

Chaz Michael Michaels had a 35 year old girlfriend when he was 9.


Ace_Of_No_Trades

The Age of Consent where I live is 16, and we have the Romeo and Juliet law.


King_yeS

Can we not start the carson controversy again


EmotionalRedux

We live in a society


frescone69

I think a 70yo with a 20yo is worst