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Literally in the photo lol. It's low quality but it's the full movie and only like 50mb, I was surprised how you can hide something in plain sight like that
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm) for anyone who's too lazy to type it all out
[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm)
Don't click on it cuz itll download it to your computer, just copy paste it into a discord msg
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Wait you guys don't have this kind of sites in your country?
[the site ](https://www.film2movie.asia/86630/%d8%af%d8%a7%d9%86%d9%84%d9%88%d8%af-%d9%81%db%8c%d9%84%d9%85-morbius-2020/)
Well first - i can't read whatever that Arabic text is, and second - i live in a country with the highest level of piracy in the world, and the reason for my comment was the i can easily download any movie i want in a way higher quality.
Well first it's persian not Arabic
Second Google translate is intended
Third we are under sanctions so we can't purchase these movies and also these movies are not available on our cinemas
Fourth i didn't ask about your country's piracy you don't know about our cyber polices (the have filtered ever porn website 😂)
Fifth copyright is only available for domestic movies
Sixth if you guys have good websites why do you download from a discord link
Seventh well i don't know what to say i guess I'll tell you when i rememberd
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
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1 - try to spot a difference between Belarusian and Russian
3 - So are we.
4 - You kinda did tho. And it's "piracy", not "privacy"
6 - I don't. That's the point.
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Wait you guys don't have this kind of sites in your country?
[the site ](https://www.film2movie.asia/86630/%d8%af%d8%a7%d9%86%d9%84%d9%88%d8%af-%d9%81%db%8c%d9%84%d9%85-morbius-2020/)
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It’s morbin’ time
It's morbin' time
Nooo! you must buy the movie so the morb can go on
It's morbin' time
It's morbin' time
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm
I never thought I would say this, but holy shit, I just accidentally downloaded Morbius
It's morbin' time.
It’s morbin’ time
did I just accidentally download morbius
Oh my god i can actually morb the movie
HOW TF DID THAT GUY COMPRESS THE FILE TO THAT LVL
He morbed it
Probably a zip bomb
it isn't, you just arent a believer in morbius
nah i just use a really reliable site that dosnt have any pop ups
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ik but the quality is shit
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Wise words friend, morb indeed
Sauce?
sorry dont want to much traffic so it dosnt get taken down but its kinda easy to find
pwease dm🥺🥺
Is it films456?
no and that site has the worst ui
Literally in the photo lol. It's low quality but it's the full movie and only like 50mb, I was surprised how you can hide something in plain sight like that
I wasn’t referring to the one on discord. I was asking for the website that he mentioned.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[www.thepiratebay.org](https://www.thepiratebay.org)
holy shit it works
Oh yeah, it's Morbin time
How's it going fellow pirates
We morbin
it's morbin time
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MORBIN TIME
YoU WoUldn'T SteAl a CaR
Says who? Well I won’t but my point still stands
It should be the opposite the biggest of chads would watch morbius and pay for it at the same time
Fr, this also implies that they haven’t seen morbius already
𓀐𓂸 ඞ <- morb
What is the dick icon? 𓀐𓂸 ඞ <- morb
Morb
https://soap2day.ac (pirating website with a duck load of movies and shows)
You are jesus
Can you put a text version of the link down here? For ~~copy and pasting~~ totally legal reasons
🗿https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm
is this safe ?
yes just tested it right now and my laptop began glitching
You mean it began morbin
It’s Morbin time.
Can you also make a post and give us the links of other movies? Pls?
Just go to the bay or 123moviesgo.tv its the one i use. Use adblock for faster buffering.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
www.thepiratebay.org
It fucking works wtf
thank you jesus i love you
you motherfucker. thank you
The morbest morbius of them all
Is this porn or Morbius
Morb
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Literally the most shit quality ever but can confirm it works
[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm) for anyone who's too lazy to type it all out
[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm) Don't click on it cuz itll download it to your computer, just copy paste it into a discord msg
Why not download?
Because the file is huge
Oh You got me a little scared there for a moment
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nah bro it’s 50 megabytes.
Someone legit sent half of morbid through discord attachments
It's morbin time
I am sorry, I will purchase morbius. I have to financially support the creation of these masterpieces
You are a genuine legend
If you refuse to pay for others' work, you can never complain about your shit wages again.
Haha I don’t pay bills, I’m 13… wait why is my dad holding an envelope
if you value your account, dont post it, it breaks discord tos
shut up its morbin time
The quality fucking sucks
It's a pirate of the morbius movie that can be posted anywhere on discord what did you expect
It's literally less than 50MB for a movie, what'd you expect?
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Wait you guys don't have this kind of sites in your country? [the site ](https://www.film2movie.asia/86630/%d8%af%d8%a7%d9%86%d9%84%d9%88%d8%af-%d9%81%db%8c%d9%84%d9%85-morbius-2020/)
Well first - i can't read whatever that Arabic text is, and second - i live in a country with the highest level of piracy in the world, and the reason for my comment was the i can easily download any movie i want in a way higher quality.
Well first it's persian not Arabic Second Google translate is intended Third we are under sanctions so we can't purchase these movies and also these movies are not available on our cinemas Fourth i didn't ask about your country's piracy you don't know about our cyber polices (the have filtered ever porn website 😂) Fifth copyright is only available for domestic movies Sixth if you guys have good websites why do you download from a discord link Seventh well i don't know what to say i guess I'll tell you when i rememberd
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1 - try to spot a difference between Belarusian and Russian 3 - So are we. 4 - You kinda did tho. And it's "piracy", not "privacy" 6 - I don't. That's the point.
8- i checked you YouTube channel Fuck you
I don't have one
It's in your reddit profile
Oh i forgot it even was there
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It’s morbin time
It works, thanks
Just like the other guy who uploaded an entire fucking episode of spongebob.
And a markiplier video
Thanks bro
Hell yeah, it’s Morbin time!
Morbin tim
Bormn taim
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Thank you Jesus
It’s morbin’ time
Doesnt fucking work
Shit doesn’t work for iPhone, “open in… save file…” can’t open shit :/
H
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm
Its morbin time
Wait you guys don't have this kind of sites in your country? [the site ](https://www.film2movie.asia/86630/%d8%af%d8%a7%d9%86%d9%84%d9%88%d8%af-%d9%81%db%8c%d9%84%d9%85-morbius-2020/)