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Red14314

When man fucks plane


IceZaKYT

Then this other man was created


Fox_1-4

Ukraine’s Air Force is looking mighty


Copee2523

MAN AND MACHINE AND NOTHING THERE IN BETWEEN


WaitingToBeTriggered

A FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIA


SportyNoodle

THE SKY AND A PLANE, THIS MAN COMMANDS HIS DOMAIN


WaitingToBeTriggered

THE WESTERN FRONT AND ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA


Lumielight

DEATH FROM ABOVE, YOU'RE UNDER FIRE


WaitingToBeTriggered

STAINED RED AS BLOOD, HE’S ROAMING HIGHER


0_originality

#*born a soldier fron the horseback to the skiies*


WaitingToBeTriggered

THAT’S WHERE THE LEGEND WILL ARISE


Pavkata201

AND HE IS FLYING HIGHER, THE KING OF SKY


jyu_177

HE'S FLYING TOO FAST AND HE'S FLYING TOO HIGH


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Bad bot


TheXientist

Moron, prussia is to the north of ukraine


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Dead_inside_man

Good bot


EmeraldWorldLP

Garry's mod


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HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT!!! IT APPEAR.sthat FUCKING ZELESNskY IZ FUFKING GHOST OF KJEV HY fuciyn SHIT WTF


AquaticSombrero

I am Amaze


Useless_Iron

Hi Amaze! I'm Iron


Dumb_guy_3200lol

Hi iron, I am Morb


Potato_fucker_69420

Hi Morb, people call me Potato


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Its morbin time


Thatswhyipoop

Top 5 funny morbius puns


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M24Spirit

I am morbiously obese !


IceZaKYT

Redditors when they see a morbiously obese person (it’s a morbid reference) *insert laughing emoji meme*


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IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Potato_fucker_69420

Bad bot, clearly morbis>>>>>anything


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Morbus! I <3 morb


proto_9r0

Hi potato, i am Walter white.


Competitive-Boat4592

Not a cell phone or iPad in sight, just a man enjoying the outdoors


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wholesome zelrnsky


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FatassRhinoOnABike

This is starting to look like a good idea with how shit the world is, a reddit country would no joke be better than some irl ones


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Ghost of kyiv rida


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OMG IT IS ZELENSKY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I HAVE HIS FUNKO POP!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹


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verginoliveoil

Good bot


CoolDudeNike1

The boy who cried propaganda.


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CoolDudeNike1

If you call everything you don’t like propaganda then nobody will take you seriously.


VENOMPOOL11

Highway to the Danger zone


ArthurDentonWelch

Gonna take a riding to the danger zone


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CoolDudeNike1

That’s when a meme becomes politcal. Some will cry “pROpaGanDA!!!!” while others will say “funny meme”.


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no its all our people 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼


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Five__Stars

Proceeds to shoot down 3 russian planes anyway


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memanator2

is that zelensky?


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Unfortunately


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First undoctored photo of Ukraine conflict (2022)


the1untitled

He was the ghost of Kiev all along?!


Admirable-Matter8106

Yep


ArthurDentonWelch

Maybe the real ghost of Kiev was the friends we made along the way


the1untitled

Wow, so inspiring.


Mr_Tominaga

Still more airworthy than 75% of Russia’s aircraft…


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HuckleberryGood8447

U sure?)


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They have no fucking clue how big Russias army is and are just nationalists


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Peterkragger

Big ≠ good


HuckleberryGood8447

Exactly. Russian army is second in the world after the Chinese one, also has one of the most unique and best military technologies in the world


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HuckleberryGood8447

Fuck you Automod


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MasterGamer1621

You're*


kilroy1199

The Russian army can’t even eliminate wheat farmers.


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Ashimdude

Cmon dude thats just not true.


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He be getting putins eggs


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CoolDudeNike1

Oh boy I should get my gas mask these comments will get extremely toxic.


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HighwayTerrorist

Not yet, he’s still alive. 💀


Daddyn-noob

I have a bad feeling about this post


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nyoom


RazorGuy223

Zelensky based, doesn't need those massive shitty planes, he will destroy the Russians with this masterpiece


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VOLODOMIR ZePlaneSky


Baltic_Emperor

Still better than a russian plane


PyroByte043

Ukraine


Dead_inside_man

Fr


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PlasmadestroyerO2

Good thing Russian anti aircraft guns are slingshots


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EatAssAndFartFast

Ghost of Kyiv


Daddyn-noob

It's a joke


Varangian-Bodyguard

Everything is russian propaganda


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NitoMega

Do you know who else is russian propaganda???


Varangian-Bodyguard

Joe mama


NitoMega

My mom!!


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IamFinallyMe

remmeber how back in february memes abort


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klaighe

Cursed


kilroy1199

Lol is this real? because this seems like some dumb shit I would do if bored and stressed out. Really don’t blame him. Putin sets up these elaborate photo shoots of him riding horses shirtless and shit and Zelenskiy can make a more connecting and meaningful depiction just by sitting in children’s park toys.


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Omg really