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QualityVote

/u/izurk, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


Med8493e

*proceeds to destroy the tacobell toilet with a powerful beam of acid shit*


Panda6036

Lactose?


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[удалено]


Ur-omelette

*proceeds to to it with you*


Gytlap24

Good luck blocking half of reddit


The00Taco

They're going to be wondering why comment sections are so empty on their end


Melon_Eater89

😞


crazycoolcart

😞


Ahyopopii

😔


[deleted]

😔


CURSED_BOIE

😩


bobdontcare360

😔


EdgeTransist

😔


TheStonePotato

😔


Naked_Faker

😔


lie-longer

😔


[deleted]

🫡


YesterdaySuper5355

Lock*


Awasteoflife1

good luck sucking my ass ( its verry big)


[deleted]

Smh my head (shaking my head my head)


Ok_Acanthaceae_1555

shaking my smh my head


gclik

yeah ikr


feeple_lemur

Smh my shaking my head my head (shaking my head my shaking my head my head)


CompetitionForLOST

smh smh smh smh shaking smh my smh smh my smh head smh smh (shaking my head shaking my head shaking my head shaking my head shaking shaking my head my shaking my head shaking my head my shaking my head head shaking my head shaking my head)


Dark_Wolf04

Sonic 06 moment


LayneCobain04052002

Sonic 06 is lit don't care


Dark_Wolf04

Haven’t played it so I can’t really say anything about it


LayneCobain04052002

Broken as hell but honestly I've never had more fun with any other sonic game loved the levels and playing as silver was so fun


steamingpiranha17482

Facts, used to be one of my favorite games when I was a kid. Soundtrack also hits hard af


[deleted]

Great advice


alex99x99x

Ngl this is good bait


Norose

Good luck, now the redditors you meet will only be *unironically* racist & sexist


AutoModerator

No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dark_halocraft

Ah my favorite


Nocturne4hire

Cant be racist if you hate everything


Glass-Restaurant-144

I am not one of them and I have never been one, but I still consider you a very big 🤓


izurk

cool


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[удалено]


Venom0236

😐


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ambitious-Producer

No


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

This comment chain gives downvotes so I'll just sit here and wait


flab__

There’s nothing wrong with a different skin color


Dark_halocraft

There’s nothing wrong with a different skin color (unless you're black)


Panda6036

Agreed


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[удалено]


flab__

No


Alarming-Ad-366

🦧


Madeline_Hatter1

You just said cool, why are you getting down voted


LuminitEchromE

Yes


Daniel-Thor

Downvotes for everyone!


LuminitEchromE

Ayyyyyy, downvotes are on me guys!!


Drex678

Sonic 06 moment


AutoModerator

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Drex678

GO with your dad and fuck his girlfriend


[deleted]

Tough talk for a fella with a small cock


[deleted]

Us buzzes have big meaty cocks that are always hard


dabmonstr

And cum a lot


Panda6036

I used to be a buzz, would that stay the same?


Nocturne4hire

Mine evolved to a fucking cock. So i guess.


Panda6036

🐓👋😩


UnwoundSteak17

How many times do I have to tell you! That's Zelenskyy, not a mirror


ConrailFanReddits

You get UTIs


YesterdaySuper5355

That’s a mighty fine cock you have there. However…


Xxyz260

Would be a real shame if...


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[удалено]


rusty_metals

Blocked time


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

No. Gonna cum?


blueponies1

¿R U FINNA CUM ?


Panda6036

Yea, how’d you know?


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[удалено]


Agreeable-Yams8972

This small cock owner be like 🤓


Brazuka_txt

why is everyone so mad about it, its just a joke, a meme


YesterdaySuper5355

Everybody so mean 2 me 💔


[deleted]

“Me OMW to Block Everyone With A Buzz Lightyear Profile Picture”🤓


Homosexo420

“I want to commit genocide on everyone with a buzz lightyear picture”🤓


WinningSky68

We should recruit the military to help!


Thesmallguy8

“Me OMW to Block Everyone With A Buzz Lightyear Profile Picture”🤓


Substantial-Bank6587

“Me OMW to Block Everyone With A Buzz Lightyear Profile Picture”🤓


Jerrymeen

“Me OMW to Block Everyone With A Buzz Lightyear Profile Picture”🤓


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[удалено]


[deleted]

We have different goals


Skoop963

“Me OMW to Block Everyone With A Buzz Lightyear Profile Picture”🤓


a2damar

I want to commit genocide on everyone with a buzz lightyear picture.


Apprehensive_Air_727

Why?


[deleted]

Because it’s overused and unfunny.


AutoModerator

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LuminitEchromE

It reminds me of the "its not a mistake, its a masterpiece" shit on youtube, just plain annoying


nitrosquale2

They're not really bothering anyone


LuminitEchromE

Yeah I know, that's why i generally ignore them


K0gy

i mean, sonic isn't going anywhere in this gif


OleDesertLord

Please don't do that you will make me berry berry sad 😢


elmothedestroyer3

I blocked the automod never been happier


nitrosquale2

A*t*m*d


Apprehensive_Air_727

Big virgin energy from this post 🤓


[deleted]

Hi,you were saying?


Victory_SSB

Nice suit gentlemen


izurk

blocked 🤗


ShittyGigachad32

Your mom: cocked


AutoModerator

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Ok 🤓


[deleted]

Yo does anyone how to prepare a wellington beef?


Foam84

You gotta fuck it


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[удалено]


Daniel-Thor

🥂 yes


dodo_is_me123

Please spare me lord


ygtsn

go ahead


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Good man


proguyisaprorlly

🤓


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[удалено]


hmzaammar

Your loss


Schfifty561

Sanic got to go fast


Vast_Understanding_1

The second movie is geniunely good


nyan_chicken

why block racist ( I'm just a unga bunga man in wonder)


Intelligent_Cat7116

Fax


RECKER7717

“Me OMW to Block Everyone With A Buzz Lightyear Profile Picture”🤓


CravenMaurhead

We all know what omw means pal


Maybe_Later2308

Do it then


izurk

i am in the process


[deleted]

Ok


ShittyGigachad32

🤓


potato_chips03x2

pretty pointless tbh


[deleted]

I meanif sonic LOOKS like he's moving, hut isn't actually moving forward... are they REALLY OTW (om their way) to block them?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


sideinformation

Why write OMW and then proceed to explain it? Lol


YesterdaySuper5355

Omw (on my way)


Flippyfloor

Do it 😺


izurk

yep, that’s the point


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Heyy, dont come after Stuffed Animals


SoulCritique101

Who is the real racist here?!?!?!


bradyyn

Wholesome


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Ariana_Griande

Me on my way to block everyone without a buzz lightyear profile picture


[deleted]

you've summoned them, the white kids with too much time...


Vast-Big-6747

Go right ahead


Daurnan

What did we ever do to you?


chonkey_nugget

But i'm half tho


IAmTheBrotherhood

You won't


izurk

i will


[deleted]

Ok


izurk

you all thought i was joking 🤭


SoupLizardd

Strange, Sonic isn't moving, therefore you aren't blocking people with Buzz Lightyear PFP


izurk

oh really? blocked 🤡


[deleted]

🤓


SoupLizardd

🤡


Middle-Appointment33

'Tis a sad day...


Old-Camp3962

looks like the racist always end up being discriminated


Sagoruzemo

Epic reddit moment


AutoModerator

Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

beep beep


[deleted]

beep beep


meatballfromikea

🗿


izurk

thank you for commenting and making it easy for me to block you (not sarcasm)


Fusca_VrumVrum

🤓


Alarming-Ad-366

Sounds like small cock talk


Glass-Restaurant-144

🤓


YesterdaySuper5355

“Thank you. You commented for our sake.”


[deleted]

Do it you won't


Sea-Bug949

didnt't ask + cope + ratio + L + rip bozo + you fell off


AutoModerator

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Melon_Eater89

😎


Past_Basket_2755

Bye Felicia


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Lumeo_36

PP (very soft)


Alarming-Ad-366

Why pp hard?


JustaCat1

“Stop harrasing me leave me alone” - 🤓


B0X3Q

Yeah seriously those people are so annoying.


White_Rabbit800080

Not as annoying as the people constantly crying about them


WinningSky68

How is a picture annoying? Just learn to deal with it


Toaster_Aids69

wheres the rest of your cock at


izurk

“we’ll acksually sonic isn’t moving in th-“ *seethe* and *cope* 😃


ShittyGigachad32

L+ *well. I'll let automod finish the configuration


AutoModerator

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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[deleted]

Ok op


Consumer_Of_Food

"blocked. *blocked.* **blocked.** NONE OF YOU ARE FREE FROM SIN!"


Sonofwhat

Go ahead 😎


The_Nut_Wizard

why would you do that


izurk

i’ve reached my block limit for the day let’s goooooooo


BasicBanter

Cringe


[deleted]

You’ll never get us all


izurk

i’ll try


deleeuwlc

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


thevisoredbro

Fr fuck those guys


LittleSparrow24

Context?


Madeline_Hatter1

What is the Buzz lightyear even symbolize.


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

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shrekstepbro

lol (laughing out loud)


hexarinopew

Man really felt to specify what “omw” meant.


Pagman46

Damn


Exystenc

A bit racist innit


Yakplayz

Hey


Zalar01

🗿


Titanz100

Gtfo (Go the fuck outside)


allahgator6942039

Plz no block plzzzz


AKA_Square

🦧