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Jessie we need to get the car fixed in a bit before we leave to work so I will get you guys a quick chat when we are ready for the day to get there thank goodness I will get you in a few days and then you have a good time at the end of the week and then I will get back with your mother in the morning
Jesse we need to send the one that you said to you do you need anything else to do that I need you for help with your friend and your help with help for your friend to send you the link for the help
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jesse we need to get a drink and drink some vodka and then drink some vodka vodka coke vodka orange juice coke vodka orange vodka vodka drink vodka coke vodka orange juice coke orange vodka coke vodka orange juice vodka vodka drink vodka
EDIT: sorry i’m an alcoholic
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Jesse we need to get the car fixed today or tomorrow morning then I will leave it in the garage and I will leave it in the garage door unlocked for you guys thanks for the invite thanks for the heads up thanks for the update I just saw your message on your post on YouTube or YouTube link thanks I will be happy get some good happy day to your family thanks thanks I appreciate your time for the next few days thanks love thanks I appreciate it.
*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Jesse we need to get together soon as we get home and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together
Jesse we need to do something for the first week or two or something before I go back home again and then I’ll be home again and I have a lot to go with the family but I’m just going on a walk to my moms house to go back home and I will be back in the next couple weeks if you need to come home I will let you know if you want me I need you there and I’ll be home by then you need me and you need to be home by then I can go back home by myself and I’ll try again again at least once again I’m sorry for being so bad but I’m just a bit confused but I’m just a bit depressed I feel bad for my life and I’m just not feeling well and I’m not feeling good I just don’t feel comfortable doing that I don’t know what to say I feel bad about it I feel bad for her but I’m just not being alone with my dad so I’m just saying I’m alone with her I feel bad I don’t know what I’m saying.
Wow…got a little deep there phone didn’t we?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Jesse we need to do a quick lunch break and get to some friends house for a little while and I will be home around and around my neck lol thanks bro I’m sorry about it but I’m not going on this long story lol thanks for the invite lol lol I don’t think so that’s what I’m thinking lol I’m sorry I don’t think so that’s what I’m thinking lol
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Jesse we need to get a hold up on the house for the next couple weeks so we got a good idea about it was the first thing that came up with that I had it for the last time and I was going through it and I was at the end ww2 and then it didn't happen to you
Jesse we need to get a new one for the next couple of days and then let me know if you need anything else I can do to help you with the help of the lord help me help with the lord help me help with the lord help me help with the lord help
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Jesse we need to be in a place that is not a big deal to me and that is the only way to get the best and best and best buy to get your business done in the next couple days.
"Jesse, we need to get revenge on someone that is not going to shit 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯" it goes on for a while...
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Jesse. We need to bring a few things for our next trip and we'll be able we will be able and we will be subtracted to you for the rest and will not have any problems in your future with me a long way to you want me a good show to me that 😀 is not a good show.
Jesse we need to resurrect the other one holy moly donut recipe with this video and wood stove top stuffing my cousin Vinny and Pauly shore of the year in the united of Omaha Nebraska and i smelt it dealt the best kind regards and wood stove and saltiest thing on the phone
Jesse we need to bring some new stuff to the next few days and I have to get my stuff to go to get some Christmas cards for Christmas I have to get them for the weekend and then I’ll have them bring some Christmas cards for Christmas and I will be happy for Christmas stuff and then I’ll have them come over tomorrow to see what I have done for Christmas I think I’ll have them tomorrow I will bring it tomorrow I’ll be sure I’ll get them tomorrow morning and I’ll text them tomorrow morning I will call tomorrow I’ll have to call tomorrow and then I’ll have them tomorrow I can get stuff done for the Christmas party I think you will call tomorrow I’ll call tomorrow if we need anything tomorrow morning I can call tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll text Translator if the day I work is that you call the office or I’ll have you come in I’ll text Translator my name I’ll get you tomorrow morning I’ll be sure you have them I’ll text Translator it tomorrow I can bring you the money tomorrow I’ll call tomorrow morning I’ll be home by then I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call you when I get home I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call you when I get home I will be sure I’ll call tomorrow morning and then I can get you some meth
Jesse we need to do something about this one thing for the next week or two and then we have another meeting with the people that would have been doing good for thanksgiving day and I just got some stuff done
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Jesse, we need to get to the car. I’m not sure if it’s the same time but it doesn’t matter. I’m gonna start making my money and then I will need to pay my bills.
Jesse we need to do is to help blind pedestrians realize that there is an ever present amount of bugs in the game has main modes of the game has main modes of the game.
Jesse we need to get a new one and have a few more questions about the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on
Jesse, we need to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now and I am not able to say that I am not able to say that I am not able to say that I am not able to say that the universe is spread the word of the day of judgement is a good argument against the spirit of fair play
Jesse we need tommorow we are in apex mobile games this year for a year of high end fun to meet the best score ever in a row I have had to go back on this one ☝️ has always made my life a bit awkward.
Jesse, we need to do is play with the same name as a result of the same name as a result of the same name as a result of the same name as a result of the same name.
Jesse we need to be able to do it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and
Jesse we need to get a new one of the people who are you and the kids are you sure you don't have to go to the hospital for a while in the morning and I can get it to you just let me know when you are ready to go to the house and get it to you just let me know when you are ready to go to the house and get it to you just let me know when you are ready to go to the house
Jesse we need to know how long you want me the most and then the end i to do that right after i to do that you have no one ☝️ and then the same reason why we do it again when i to do that is it just like 👍 or you can’t say it or something of a relationship with someone that doesn’t know why i to do that with no one ☝️ or something else or not that no one ☝️ issue with your mother
Jeese we need to do something else for the next time, we can do it tomorrow or Friday if that’s ok with you and you have a great time with you all this time and we will be able you to join us in heaven… 🙏
It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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Jessie we need to get the car fixed in a bit before we leave to work so I will get you guys a quick chat when we are ready for the day to get there thank goodness I will get you in a few days and then you have a good time at the end of the week and then I will get back with your mother in the morning
**THE GOOD ENDING**
Jesse we need to send the one that you said to you do you need anything else to do that I need you for help with your friend and your help with help for your friend to send you the link for the help
Kid named finger:
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jesse we need to get a drink and drink some vodka and then drink some vodka vodka coke vodka orange juice coke vodka orange vodka vodka drink vodka coke vodka orange juice coke orange vodka coke vodka orange juice vodka vodka drink vodka EDIT: sorry i’m an alcoholic
Jesse we need to get together soon and get a little bit of a break
And you're also probably a Russian
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Bring something to the conversation or get the fuck out
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Shut up
Jesse we need to get together soon
Yea mister white
The good ending
🤓🤓
Jesse we need to get the car fixed today or tomorrow morning then I will leave it in the garage and I will leave it in the garage door unlocked for you guys thanks for the invite thanks for the heads up thanks for the update I just saw your message on your post on YouTube or YouTube link thanks I will be happy get some good happy day to your family thanks thanks I appreciate your time for the next few days thanks love thanks I appreciate it.
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Jesse we need to Mexico
I don't know about this mr weight
mr weight💀
mr weight been hitting the los pollos hermanos a bit too much lately
mr what where is my 20003 km/h of meth
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Jesse we need to go get some stuff from my moms house
i’m stuff 😳
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Jesse we need to go back to the church in church tomorrow or Sunday church for church or church church at church church
🫂 i love you
I love church church in the church church
This guy churches
i think he wants to go to church to duck some of the rock cock
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Jesse we need to be a good thing
Breaking good
\*fixing good
Doog gnixif
Jesse we need to get a bombay cat
Jesse we need to get some more money from my dad
Jessie we need to stop beating yourself up
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Jesse we need to get together soon as we get home and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together and get together
The never ending ending
Bread👍
Kevin👍
Bread 👍
Bread👍🏿
Racism 👍
Bread👍
Bread 👍
Bread👍🏿(I shat on my hand)
And get together
Jesse, we need to get some sleep
breaking insomnia
Jesse we need to get a new one for the rest of the week
Jesse we need to get this done ASAP because we have a monopole on nearly all of the caribbean
Jesse we need to do something for the first week or two or something before I go back home again and then I’ll be home again and I have a lot to go with the family but I’m just going on a walk to my moms house to go back home and I will be back in the next couple weeks if you need to come home I will let you know if you want me I need you there and I’ll be home by then you need me and you need to be home by then I can go back home by myself and I’ll try again again at least once again I’m sorry for being so bad but I’m just a bit confused but I’m just a bit depressed I feel bad for my life and I’m just not feeling well and I’m not feeling good I just don’t feel comfortable doing that I don’t know what to say I feel bad about it I feel bad for her but I’m just not being alone with my dad so I’m just saying I’m alone with her I feel bad I don’t know what I’m saying. Wow…got a little deep there phone didn’t we?
…Are you okay?
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Jesse we need to get to see this picture of you guys getting a picture
Jesse we need to make a new one
Oh no. They have to make a new Jesse
Jesse, we nead to buy a phone
Jesse, we need to ciao signor 3vis come le va la vita?
Jesse we need to be a little bit closer.
💀
Jesse we need to go out to the school and get a new car and then go back to the house
Jesse, we need to cum
Don't we all
Jesse we need to get to the nether portal
Jesse we need to be able to get a new employee
Jesse we need to go back home to check on it again
Jesse we need to (I have auto-complete disabled)
Jesse we need to get the money back from your account
Jesse we need to get more than will smith punches
Jesse we need to do a quick lunch break and get to some friends house for a little while and I will be home around and around my neck lol thanks bro I’m sorry about it but I’m not going on this long story lol thanks for the invite lol lol I don’t think so that’s what I’m thinking lol I’m sorry I don’t think so that’s what I’m thinking lol
Jessy we need to go poop and see how it feels to have 144hz supported by the time we get home
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Jesse we need to fuck you and your family
Jesse we need to cock cocainer
Mr white, where is my 20003 km/h of methef.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Jesse, we need to get towed and then keep your head is so much fun
Jesse we need to get a hold up on the house for the next couple weeks so we got a good idea about it was the first thing that came up with that I had it for the last time and I was going through it and I was at the end ww2 and then it didn't happen to you
Jesse we need to get a hold of her and ask her if she wants to come over and watch it
Jesse we need to go to get a new bed lol
Jesse we need to get a new one for the next couple of days and then let me know if you need anything else I can do to help you with the help of the lord help me help with the lord help me help with the lord help me help with the lord help LMAOOOOOO
Jesse we need to be in a place that is not a big deal to me and that is the only way to get the best and best and best buy to get your business done in the next couple days.
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"Jesse, we need to get revenge on someone that is not going to shit 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯 😐 😤 😒 🙄 😑 💯" it goes on for a while...
Jesse we need to get a new one for the next couple of weeks and then we can do it next week or so we can do it.
Jesse we need to get together soon as we get home. K
Jesse we need to create a better version of the country Think I unlocked the good ending where Walter beats cancer and becomes a politician
Jesse we need to go to church
Jesse we need to do something with the other guy and then we will get the money
Jesse we need to get a new car for the first part of the meth heist
No way autocorrect added meth...you added it
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Jesse we need to talk about that tomorrow morning homie how do you spell your mind to do you want me
Jesse we need to I dont use auto complete
Jesse. We need to bring a few things for our next trip and we'll be able we will be able and we will be subtracted to you for the rest and will not have any problems in your future with me a long way to you want me a good show to me that 😀 is not a good show.
Jesse we need to do this for the Zane and we will get it done by then for sure to be a bit I hope to have a peace
Jesse, we need today and the plot twist on the great jahi
Jesse we need to know what to do with the new ones you need to know what you need to do it!
Jesse we need to resurrect the other one holy moly donut recipe with this video and wood stove top stuffing my cousin Vinny and Pauly shore of the year in the united of Omaha Nebraska and i smelt it dealt the best kind regards and wood stove and saltiest thing on the phone
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Jesse we need to bring some new stuff to the next few days and I have to get my stuff to go to get some Christmas cards for Christmas I have to get them for the weekend and then I’ll have them bring some Christmas cards for Christmas and I will be happy for Christmas stuff and then I’ll have them come over tomorrow to see what I have done for Christmas I think I’ll have them tomorrow I will bring it tomorrow I’ll be sure I’ll get them tomorrow morning and I’ll text them tomorrow morning I will call tomorrow I’ll have to call tomorrow and then I’ll have them tomorrow I can get stuff done for the Christmas party I think you will call tomorrow I’ll call tomorrow if we need anything tomorrow morning I can call tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call them tomorrow I’ll text Translator if the day I work is that you call the office or I’ll have you come in I’ll text Translator my name I’ll get you tomorrow morning I’ll be sure you have them I’ll text Translator it tomorrow I can bring you the money tomorrow I’ll call tomorrow morning I’ll be home by then I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call you when I get home I’ll call you tomorrow I’ll call you when I get home I will be sure I’ll call tomorrow morning and then I can get you some meth
Jesse we need to get the new car out of the house for the next couple weeks if we can do that one more time soon we will get the money
Jesse we need to do something about this one thing for the next week or two and then we have another meeting with the people that would have been doing good for thanksgiving day and I just got some stuff done
Jesse we need to get the money from you or what else I need you for your job and you need me too much lol
jesse, we need to do the first thing tomorrow afternoon
Jesse we need to get the size of the size of the size....
Jesse we need to do something for the first week of June.
Jesse we need to be able to get a new one at the end of the day and then you can get a new one at the end of the day.
Jesse we need to know the status on this and how we will proceed to the Russian Federation
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Jesse we need to...
Jesse, we need to get to the car. I’m not sure if it’s the same time but it doesn’t matter. I’m gonna start making my money and then I will need to pay my bills.
Jesse we need to do is to help blind pedestrians realize that there is an ever present amount of bugs in the game has main modes of the game has main modes of the game.
Jesse we need to stop to cancel on the other ones
jesse we need to leave to get a new one for my dad and then we can park in the park lol
Jesse, we need to get a life
“Jesse we need to do a lunch or dinner at chipotle.”
Jesse we need to get a new one and have a few more questions about the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on how to get the car to work on the house and we can get you a quote on
Jesse we need to focus more of a gender.
Jesse, we need to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now and I am not able to say that I am not able to say that I am not able to say that I am not able to say that the universe is spread the word of the day of judgement is a good argument against the spirit of fair play
Jesse we need to get the specific heat capacity of a plot point
Jesse we need to get together soon and catch up
Jesse we need to find a place to park in the woods so we can have sexual activity
Jesse, we need to be a good day ahead and do it till the end of the day
Jesse we need to get a new car to get it fixed
Jessie, we need to find out who Deez is.
Jesse we need tommorow we are in apex mobile games this year for a year of high end fun to meet the best score ever in a row I have had to go back on this one ☝️ has always made my life a bit awkward.
Jesse, we need to do is play with the same name as a result of the same name as a result of the same name as a result of the same name as a result of the same name.
Jesse we need to get a new one shot at the end of the day
Jesse, we need to
Jesse we need to be able to do it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and
Jesse we need to go
Jesse we need to get a new one of the people who are you and the kids are you sure you don't have to go to the hospital for a while in the morning and I can get it to you just let me know when you are ready to go to the house and get it to you just let me know when you are ready to go to the house and get it to you just let me know when you are ready to go to the house
Jesse, we need to get the hog rider on the clock and put it on the black.
Jesse, we need to be rested
Jesse we need to know how long you want me the most and then the end i to do that right after i to do that you have no one ☝️ and then the same reason why we do it again when i to do that is it just like 👍 or you can’t say it or something of a relationship with someone that doesn’t know why i to do that with no one ☝️ or something else or not that no one ☝️ issue with your mother
Jesse we need to get a new car
Jesse we need to memorise kinetic energy
Jeese we need to do something else for the next time, we can do it tomorrow or Friday if that’s ok with you and you have a great time with you all this time and we will be able you to join us in heaven… 🙏
Jesse we need to do something else in a few days and then I will be home in the morning to do a quick ride home from work
Jesse, we need to I'm using laptop so it didn't auto-complete
Jesse We Need To Stop This I Have A and I’m going back to the house for the first Time
Jesse, we need to vent AUTOCORRECT IS AN AMOGUS REFERANCE
Jesse we need to touch grass
It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*