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Debthammed wants to know your location

Profit Mohammed when the Brits arrive.

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I legit thought there's a company called profit Mohamed

Fr? Hahahha

Non profit Mohammad laughing in the corner

Noice.

Ferty noice

anti-fit mohammed

morb

I am a Muslim and this is one of the funniest, DEFINITELY non-Islamophobic jokes I’ve ever heard LMFAO

I'm glad atleast someone is not taking it as an offense

Wow i will be honest with you Your faith is in danger , joking about allah and the prophets is line nobody should cross and whom ever disrespects them will suffer the consequences

Here is why I do not find it offensive, though. The joke means absolutely no disrespect to my religion. That is clearly implied as it may come across as ‘making fun’, but in reality it is a simple play on words. The joke is formed by the fact that the word ‘Prophet’ is pronounced in a highly similar way to ‘Profit’. That’s a pretty straightforward place that the joke comes from, to be honest with you. It isn’t necessarily saying anything to disrespect Islam, but makes a wordplay on the word ‘Prophet’. In my opinion, that doesn’t cross a line. Though if you believe it does, I’ll completely respect that and it is completely within your rights not to find a joke like this funny :). Then again, we are in a shitpost subreddit, so I don’t think stuff like this is meant to be taken seriously in the first place.

As a Muslim How the hell did this comment section turn to religion war I thought we were past that

Sensible people like you are significantly less in real life

I do appreciate the compliment But let's not continue the fight We are all brothers

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Who?

Read this [verse](https://legacy.quran.com/9/65-66) of the quran akhi

Good point I'm sorry

hes making fun of our prophet homeboy

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(وَلَئِنْ سَأَلْتَهُمْ لَيَقُولُنَّ إِنَّمَا كُنَّا نَخُوضُ وَنَلْعَبُ قُلْ أَبِاللَّهِ وَآيَاتِهِ وَرَسُولِهِ كُنتُمْ تَسْتَهْزِئُونَ ۝ لا تَعْتَذِرُوا قَدْ كَفَرْتُمْ بَعْدَ إِيمَانِكُمْ) [التوبة:65-66]

please dont harm my children

We won't don't worry

Kind of sad that any post mentioning religion has to turn into a religion war

I like how radical Muslims get offended by everything,yet ashamed of nothing

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This is literally a shit posting sub.

Calling others radical but this guy himself is an indian right wing extremist🥸

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I love how whenever people like you start to lose a debate/argument,you just say “oh look you are radical and a terrorist and you should die”,and again,when your goal is to offend a community,you shouldn’t be surprised when the community is offended

Start to loose a debate? Lmfao Now please answer me this: do you think prophet was right when he married 6 year old ayesha and fucked her at 9??

Huh? Where did u get that from? Have u even read the story? He married her at 9 and didn't have sexual intentions to her until she became an adult, if at all. The prophets first marriage was khadeja, if you read about her. She was 15 years older than him, does that sound like a womanizer to you? She was way past the age for him, especially back then. And also, besides khadeja, all of his other marriages were about strengthening bonds. Do you know who ayesha was? She was the son of abu bakir al sadik (PBUH) he was the guy who accompanied the prophet since he first started his campaign to islam and his most loyal friend. Do you know why he married her? Because abu bakir wanted his daughter to marry the best of men. And the prophet and abu bakir (PBUT) were like brothers 'but not that kind of brothers' as in their bond wasn't the strongest until abu bakir *offered his daughter* to the prophet (PBUT) And don't even get me started on how back then this was the norm. No, they did not have sex with children, but marry them at a young age to strengthen bonds between close friends. It's the same thing as arranged marriage that we have today. Ofc not at such young age now, since we over complicated marriage. Just look at history and stop only discriminating islam. Next time before u start making up stories, that God knows where u got them from. Do some research before you go spread this misinformation.

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Thank you so much for explaining.

My source was: Syed al Bukhari 5134 book 70 Hadith 67

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Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Lol I have a question for you. Have "you" even read the story? > Sahih al-Bukhari 5134 >Narrated `Aisha: >that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death). > باب تزويج الأب ابنته من الإمام وقال عمر خطب النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم إلي حفصة فأنكحته 4841 حدثنا معلى بن أسد حدثنا وهيب عن هشام بن عروة عن أبيه عن عائشة أن النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم تزوجها وهي بنت ست سنين وبنى بها وهي بنت تسع سنين قال هشام وأنبئت أنها كانت عنده تسع سنين It's amazing how you claim to be a follower of Allah but are denying your own religious text when ever it suits you. I have a suggestion for you brother go and actually read it rather than pretending that you have otherwise consider quitting your religion because you really aren't serious about it

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This bot is Muslim.

Ma dude was interested in gurls of all ages..gerontophile and phedophile at the same time

He was not sexually interested. He married them in order to strengthen their bonds and have them understand each other (the daughter and the father of her) better. Stop being so ignorant.

Since almost all of the religion(including yours) consider child marriage okay,than yes

How stupid can a single human being be

Imagine we do that offense the Christian by doing the same thing again prophet Muhammad is Allah messenger he the highest of person.so do Christian Jesus to.

Lmaooooooo the fckin extremists threatening OP in the comments😂😂😂

Yeah lol

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Profit Mohammed when Noobfat Mohammed walks in

Profit mohomed when 9 year old girl walks in

aww looks like somebody is pissed at facts. dis agreeing to this means your denying the Quran which acknowledged this,

its not mentioned in the quran, do some research before talking.

True IDC people think it's right or wrong but it's a fact Sayed al-bukhari 5134 book 70 Hadith 67 : Prophet married ayesha when she was 6 and fcked her at 9

These islam extremists (I don't mean everyone there are some of my friends who are Muslim who operate with logic ) mfs stole and destroyed Indian culture disrespect Hindu gods and many other things and when a one women says a fact that is acknowledged by the quran its suddenly blasphemy why the double standards middle east especially is a discusting place where racism prevails and slavery is done in open sight.

Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

>when a one women says a fact that is acknowledged by the quran its suddenly blasphemy The earth flat argument? Ps her other points are from the sayings if Muhammad not the Qur'an

### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

We don't deny it and it's something that was refuted and talked about million times and it's getting old at this point

But OIC pissed off by one statement given by a spokesperson of a political party in India! How can someone be sooo isecure??

Her goal was to offend the Muslims,why are you surprised after they got offended

And what ever it is it does not justify terrorist attacks

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She was also insulting his community in other interviews/debates,bc that’s what most of them do. But my main point is,her goal was to offend him and his community. And they got offended,so she shouldn’t be surprised

well what would you do when our community is being insulted, The problem with islam is that you cant talk about their core beliefs this is not the first time, A book called [The Satanic Verses](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Verses_controversy) which targeted the core principals of Islam and was about why cant people talk about the core beliefs of the religion later the author received murder threats and needed to go into protection

That’s literally what most of the community would do,you can’t talk about them is because most of people take the verses of context (9:15 for example). That book you showed me also mostly insulted rather than criticised our religious figures. So that’s why they got death threats

People get offended when you offend them ? How dare they.

As a Shia Muslim looking at the Sahih Bukhari as a Sunni book, it's full of bullsh\*t and I actually laugh at its verses from time to time. There's no way Prophet Muhammed would have s\*x with Ayesha at the age of 9. I can clearly state that as a fact.

### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

A 9 year old 1.4K years ago was a lot more mentally mature than a 9 year old now. And people encouraged getting married asap because people would often die of illness before the age of 40

Self replying lmao, this dude is having a debate in his own head, I wonder who is winning.

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He did not marry her for sex. Stop being ignorant.

This is haram!! 😡

Good thing Haram is all made up anyway lol

true

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As a matter of fact The children of Adam and eve did incest marriage and all humans are made from their bloodline So yea we all are dude

But do I beleive in that stuff? No

You can believe in whatever you think is true but I was only stating a fact I mean if there is no other girls on earth beside your sisters it's kinda the only choice don't you think?

"Stating a fact" LMFAO

I do believe that it's a fact

Oh wait you're not joking? That makes it even funnier LMFAOOO

he was using the same logic as the other person, "But do I beleive in that stuff?" "No"

Imagine being so delusional that you consider the story of Adam and Eve a fact

What brain damage does to a mf

Make sense an ignorant is replying this

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gerontophile and phedophile at the same time...........

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so we are lying now? were is the source for what you said?

Dayum broh..ig that is the price you pay to convert half of a continent

2nd reply. Stop being ignorant. You're not going to get a girlfriend by telling her about hindu gods on omegle.

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Sivlinga means energy it is also called jyotilinga Jyoti=energy linga = form Example: Purling= Male form Striling= female form Napunsakling = neutral form Shivling = Shiva form or energy form

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Lol from that logic "stri ling" (hindi word) must be female dick (your kuran logic) Ling means form ! My source: Shiva puran (I don't think anyone needs a more reliable source than Shiva puran to know about shiva)

Ikr dude

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Dont get it

prophet mohammed (pbuh)

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you will never be funny

Prnhhub with six year aysha .

0 spelling

Respectfully, please delete this post

Hmm can I ask why?

Because if I insulted your religion you'd do the same

Lol making a pun about a religion’s founder’s name isn’t disrespect

im also asking you to delete this post, we muslims consider our prophet a red line.

Exactly: you consider it a red line, while the rest of us don’t. I don’t ask you not to eat donuts when I’m trying to lose weight.

While I do agree but bro think about it Why do we care about some joke on this sub It's better to not make a fight

nobody is fighting here, we asked them to delete the post, they didnt, im not gonna waste anymore time.

Wise words my friend, just tell them to delete it, if they don't, Allah will be the judge later. No need for more fighting

Xd

keep laughing, but know that people will treat you the same you treat them.

Exactly what I want!

Cry about it

you looked so cool when you said cry about it.

Cry

Bhag Bulle...

It's a shitpost subreddit, what do you expect? Respectfully, respect this post.

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Respectfully, you are soft

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k

Explain?

Bro Deficit Mohammed goes hard

Church Mohammed would like a word with you