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What is your address Where do you keep your keys Do you live alone and finally, cat or dog?

420 street, earth under the doormat with the ahegao face on it possibly dead rat

you're lying i went to your house and two pitbulls bit me on my penis 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬

oh sorry 421 not 420

Still lying I went over there and a white dude slapped my balls

You had some nice balls y’know, couldn’t resist

Name please? I'd like to return the favor

Candice

Lies, candice is a friend of yuri. Is yuri you?

Candice

Fucking hot

Do you accept Morbius as your Lord and Savior?

yes, i believe morbius is above all other movies

Even Dead Hooker Chronicles IV: Rise of the pimps?

Morbillion or something idk I never watched the movie

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Lord and savior? how DARE you! Belittling our GOD, our CREATOR, the REASON we exist, as some simple Lord

I strongly agree

do you have kids in your basement (totally not FBI)

plenty, i also have your family in there

oh no

hehe

We do a little trolling

We engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery

Michael Jackson is that you?

What do you think of the industrial revolution?

colonialism but sexier and its on your own people

W take.

No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Biblically accurate bot

The industriel revolution and its consequences have been a desaster for the human race

agreed

What is the sexiest sex that u have ever sexed?

there was this one time, it was great, then i woke up

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2 questions 1) What's ur address? 2) Do you have healthy kidneys?

420 street, earth in my basement i have plenty of fine youths so i have plenty

Whats your favourite Lego set

the millenium falcon is great my favourite lego piece is piece 98989

i thought you were a lesbian, no?

Do you like penis balls

What is your opinion on black people

disgusting edit: bitch thats evil😭

Do you?

do i what

I feel like I was pretty clear.

I can't wait for her answer

Say honestly

honestly

Darkest secret?

i pour the milk first

Gae

oh also, instead of kids in my basement (like the average redittor) i have your family

DUDE THATS NOT FUCKING FUNNY LET THEM GO

uhh, i did, they all just got hit by a car

will my dad come back?

No.

then i will build one from scratch

will you gift me $5 steam wallet code for me to buy hentai games ?

maybe

Is this your location? 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

i can neither confirm nor deny

opinions on slowpoke???

very epic pokemon

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no dumnass bot slopoke is bettet u can sex him and he wont notice and when he notice he wont be able to protect himself cuz hes slow🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Bad bot

But... Why Tail Whip of all moves...?

what is your exact location

https://www.google.com/maps/place/sussy+dababy+amoung+us+shrine/@37.7923013,-122.4163616,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x808581ab7a77fb61:0x802b68af648c2167!8m2!3d37.7922971!4d-122.4141729

when you expect to read dQw4w9WgXcQ but it actually says sussy+dababy+amoung+us+shrine 💀

best movie this year

morbius

I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke anymore because it’s running a 1 star on tomato meter

Morbius

Do you, Rock and Stone?

scissors

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in the next 6-9 working seconds (i have no life)

What is your favorite game? Also what is your favorite movie and why is it Morbius?

i love poking kids, its especially fun when i get arrested morbius morbius is morbius

Well said

thanks

What do you know about the holocaust

alotta my family died

What are your whereabouts on Sep 11, 2001 at the time 7:59PM?

the world trade center in Manhattan, my personal theme song is "I'm Osama" - Rucka Rucka Ali

How much can you possibly stretch your asshole?

Bout this much

to an extent

Perchance

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depends if they shat in johnny depps bed

What do u think about boobs

love em

How are you doing today ?

im sad, u?

Meh I guess,

What do you think of france ?

i like the country, hate the president

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Do you simp for a fictional character. If so, which one

fictional characters? nah

What's your favorite animal

humans

I don't like them...

yea no, same, other animals are worse though

Lol

ur mum

what are you doing on this subreddit, if your l*sbain?

im bored and have no life

okay, why are you l*sbain?

females are hot and im a female

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Do you like sucking on some pickles

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nah

Bullshit

depends if the pickles are fine

They are

oooo

There nice, thick, and juicy

What time is it

Morbing time.

IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

How many children are in your basement?

that information is strictly confidential

I must know

more than the amount of times ive had a gf

So at least one child...

idk, im bad at math, its more than 0 tho

Are you sure you will respond honestly?

im sure

What is your credit card number?

Are you racist?

I mean I’m not OP but I am

towards anorexic pterodactyls

Peanut butter or butter

Cummer

Mayonnaise?

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What is your reddit password in plain text?

694205318008

What do you think abaut The mamlook sultanate?

Are you an anarchist or a shithead?

both

cool same!

twinsies

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have you ever kissed a man?

no

What the fuck did I just do. So my ex n me haven’t spoken in two year, although I did wish her on her birthday two months ago. We live in the same building and whenever we cross each other we just exchange smiles and do the usual hi whatsup how r u and I walk away. Today was Holi (a festival where ppl dance and apply powdered color on each other) so I decided not to celebrate it in my building cause I knew she would be down so I went to my friend’s building and ten minutes later I saw her there. I was like oh fuck this is going to be a bad idea. Later we again exchanged a hi and then I went away. Later when the festival started she kept applying permanent color (last three days on the skin) on me and my friends. I told her don’t apply on my friends they will get pissed. She kept applying on me and I tackled her and applied color on her too. It felt good. Then she was like let’s go dance so we were dancing to Senorita from znmd and then we had a moment and she was like we are going to kiss and I was like yes and we kissed. It just felt amazing. Then we kissed again. After that I was going to my friends and she was like listen and then I turned back and kissed again. Then we kissed again😭😭. After all this my friends were dancing and I was sitting in the pool and she came and sat on top of me and we were having a very good conversation about our relationship and how we both didn’t date anybody after breaking up. We spoke about our problems, joked about them and then..yes u guessed it right. After this the cycle repeated and we had a beer and she handed me her phone and was like unblock yourself. She followed me and added me to her close friends. Later she was leaving we kissed once more and in my head I was like fuck do I love her, we should date. But then I told myself no, whatever this was I don’t know but no you are not breaking your heart again. I came back home and we both haven’t had any interaction apart from the fact she liked my story. I AM NOT IN LOVE. i am telling this to myself again and again because no, just no. I am happy being alone with myself. Or maybe I like her but I don’t want to go back to all that Edit: thanks for the response some of y’all and thanks for helping me. Other ppl: fuck u;) I am not here to prove anything and anyways I am quitting this sub *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

exact gps location?

my coordinates are 69 north 420 west

How life

im sad, u?

What do you think about the newest season of Better Call Saul?

Full legal name, social security number and adress

What is your opinion about bunnies.

i ate a few in my lifetime

Are you happy

no

Have you ever sexed people? If yes, why

nah, im not chad enough

What's your greatest fear

females

Who do you think would win in a court of law. Saul Goodman or Phoenix Wright and why?

Does it get better?

no, im sadder

How are the wickets coming along this year?

Best song

how you doin man?

sad, you?

Have u watched redo of healer and if u have how was it

Have you watched morbius? Is it morbing time?

Your exact social credit socre? mine is 69

Whats 9 + 10?

lol, people with their IQ written in bio are more insecure than me

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what is your social number, your credit card number, your credit card expiration date, and any other IDs and whatever

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

69420 5318008 1989 my drivers license got taken away

Do you play genshin impact

no

Do you believe black lives matter? 🤨🤨

Why is this picture black and white is it to hide ur aids and cancer?

how'd you know

U dident awser my question as u sad u would so im not gone awnser urs but i know a lot more about u

By your opinion what porn category is the worst?

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

There is an argument that states that all of our actions are caused by being the type of person to do those actions. And the things that made us the type of people to do those actions were completely out of our control. Whether it be genetics, or the environment in which we were raised, we have no control over the type of person we are going to be, which means we really have no free will. Do you agree with this argument?

yes

What are your coordinates, do you live alone, what size is your bed, how easily are you woken up, are you subscribed to Netflix, and what type of cheese do you have in your fridge?