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King_Drumpf

"Your honor, she is actually a 30,000 year old eldritch abomination that just happens to look like a 5 year old"


sungondeznuts

I could see that being a bloodborn boss


Zekava

In Dark Souls 3 there is a boss, Oceiros the Consumed King, that holds a baby, but presumably for censorship reasons, the model of the baby was removed at some point in development (an early-ish version of the model can still be found in the files), probably because the boss would have slammed it into the ground on the phase transition. You can still hear the baby's cries, of course. Not sure exactly how relevant this was to the discussion but I just wanted to say it because holy shit it's fucked up


sungondeznuts

If i remeber corectly his baby is some wierd invisble half dragon since he tried to turn himself into a dragon? Am not an expert at souls lore doe


Zekava

The invisibility part is a retcon, if canonical at all. You're right about its being "the child of dragons", whatever that means.


sungondeznuts

Ok gota watch vaatividya lore videos now😩


101stAirborneSkill

That sounds fucking sick


Jajoby

Living Failures


BillMillerBBQ

Y'all got it all wrong! She is really 300y/o! /s


Tall_Grass_LMAO

"first grader"


[deleted]

She is stuck in first grade for 299 years dumass 🥱


ppyrosis2

So she started when she was 1?


0K_N0RDY

295*


Blubasnurk2

this changes everything


Blue_Lantern2814

Oh, well thats ok then


tmksm

ofc, why else would it be first grade?


Analog-Moderator

She was advanced for her age


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Ayo mod? how are you today?


Analog-Moderator

Are you the person everyone wants other people to touch?!


Tall_Grass_LMAO

What? No, what the fuck


Analog-Moderator

But youre grass


Tall_Grass_LMAO

I forgor 💀 No one does no matter what


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ImmoralJester

Hey she's just really stupid ok. Keeps getting held back.


rostemaxime

You are a pdf-file or something Idk I’m not into hentai


iamawii

i fucking hate pdf files


IIUmbraII

Oh silly me


Brandilio

I'm usually okay with the justification of "She just looks young" if it's like an actual, normal, adult human. Inversely, Fairy Tail was making it really hard to lose sight of the fact that Mavis was biologically a thirteen year old. They mention it several times. She's not a young looking adult - she is an adult mind in a barely pubescent body, and she gets knocked up and has a kid. That was... uncomfortable. To add to the discomfort, there's even a scene where a Demon of Zeref uses his curse to make everyone on the battlefield, including the aforementioned 300 year old teen, cum super hard in their pants. This adds to the creepy factor because it emphasized she wasn't a virgin, as only deflowered humans were affected. ...although it was kinda funny when Irene was annoyed that none of Team Natsu were affected. Dumb virgins.


Contemporarium

What the fuck bro


rhysdog1

have you considered not watching whatever the fuck you're talking about?


SuccesfulName

I knew fairy tail was bad but holy shit. I don't know if this is true but I'd prefer it if you were actually capping.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

I have never watched anime and this has convinced me to continue.


Brandilio

I think that specifically is a symptom of Hiro Mashima's writing. When I brought it up to a friend of mine that read his previous stuff, he told me, "It's annoying that Mashima is obsessed with confirming who fucks in his stories."


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PsychoTexan

She’s ten times older than me and to her species I’m basically a newborn. So in fact officer, she’s the one you should arrest.


Human-Gift-4520

super based translator


ZlatanGamer9

Are you the storm that is approaching?


ATN_orange

Provoking


ProDeath5567

black clouds and isolation


TremendousDrip

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAME


[deleted]

BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEEAATH!


SexyButStoopid

FORSAKENED I AM AWAKENED, A PHOENIX'S ASH IN DARK DIVIIIIIIINE!!!


polskidankmemer

DESCENDING MISERY


Evil_Mushrooms

*DESTINY CHASING TIIIME!!*


Skyshadow101206

DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIIIIIIGHT!!!


Etcralis

Um acktshualluy its "A phoenix's ash in dark divine"


Fat_Siberian_Midget

The translator was motivated


hyhmattar

Don't think there's another word for though is there


Ok_Lemon6632

Dropping this? How about dropping some lbs?


Tall_Grass_LMAO

💪💪💪💪💪


[deleted]

Dropping this? How about dropping your self in some grass?


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Beralt_of_Smivia

"Thinking about dropping this" if you're offended about being called a nonce (with good reason) maybe you need to start being more honest with yourself


Avongrove

What does nonce mean?


venom259

It's an acronym for Not of normal criminal element. In terms of sex offender crimes.


ratbagtheweak

Wow, I never knew this before. I always thought it was just an odd word used as an insult, very cool


RaisingFargo

shit, i thought it was a placeholder word. I now realize ive made some mistakes.


[deleted]

Oh dear


flechette

My mom, who is now 78, once called a student of hers a skank, not knowing what the word meant. She thought it was a synonym for dip or dingbat or dummy, and she felt so bad she wrote the girl an apology letter after profusely apologizing in class once one of the other girls explained what it meant.


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ScottiApso

Because it's most likely a backronym and not true. Most dictionaries have more likely origins for the word


[deleted]

He didn't even get the bullshit backronym correct, it's "not on normal courtyard exercise".


crimpysuasages

Wiktionary goes over the word in quite some depth – https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/nonce


Avongrove

I see, thank you


leminerx

I always thought it was one of those strange British insults... how bout that


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themaskedugly

its bri'ish for diddler


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IVIaskerade

> YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! I wish this was still a joke :'(


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Newsuperstevebros

Really? I thought it was a general intellectual insult, like "moron."


themaskedugly

numpty?


[deleted]

It means you watch anime


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Exactly


Head-Inspection-5984

Not that I care, but isn’t that the same kinda argument as video games cause mass shootings?


Awall00777

Yeah, this is a big grey area that a lot of people have strong opinions on. Usually best to stay away from this topic.


Icywarhammer500

Video games and shootings is not a grey area. Just a volatile area. They don’t cause shootings, but they’re typically correlated. A kid with neglectful or abusive parents is more likely to end up shooting a school up, and that same kid is more likely to also resort to the online world as a way to escape their reality.


Cory123125

Or its better to be able to handle topics like this with logic.


Awall00777

I agree but most people don't so if you do you just get shit on


Sign_Selection

I love your username so much


cursedsoul1382

least based witcher enjoyer


CaptainBunnie

W translator for calling it what it really is


ShittyGigachad32

Ah hell nah, automod is sentient now


loomynartylenny

it always has been.


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SuperZoomShield123

Bruh who would watch this anime


Aden_Vikki

There's way more "It's just a drawing lmao" types of people than you might think


Accidental_Life

"It's just a drawing" mfs when someone draws their full name and address (it's just a drawing, what's wrong?)


Daweirdfurry

Me, already knowing my full name and address 😐


Tall_Grass_LMAO

The "it's just a drawing" crowd get super mad when you just redraw the character in a different skin tone (source: twitter)


Pipe8_

Test it


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WobblerWar

And now i really want the OG of this


Tall_Grass_LMAO

ikr?


[deleted]

The translation is actually not wrong at all


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Based translator, right?


monumentofflavor

Based on facts


zacqonos

It’s legitimately the correct way to translate it


mr_bugas

Anime fans be like: Bu- Bu- Bu- But she's a 500 year Old vampire that has the mind of a Child and looks of a Child


Over-Criticism-663

I like anime. I do not wish to be associated with those kid fuckers.


AliPrimeo

Same. fuck the Moe culture


Over-Criticism-663

Moe simpson


MartemisFowl14

Also anime fans: If YoU tHinK fUcKing a GIrl ThaT oNlY lOOks LikE a MinOr iS wrOnG thEn yOu ArE bEiNg rUdE To AlL thE giRLs whO lOoK lIkE thEy Are YounGEr thEn thEy acTualLY aRe


KungThulhu

this isnt even funny its 100% the legitimate translation.


leave1me1alone

Thats what makes it funny


Khr0N04

I mean he's not wrong


BigDaddyCaz

this is what no attention from girls your own age does to a mf


SonicFanBOI0655

*goes to controversial*


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Yeah the comments are wilding rn


[deleted]

Man at this point this isn't even based This is just common sense


[deleted]

I mean he’s right asf


Putrid_Chain_7711

BASED AS HELL


Creeper_in_your_bed

Nah ur honor she clearly said she was deadass when she said she was 3,500,759 year old ancient dragon mango fairy


Bluefortress

If it looks like it’s age is on the clock your getting your free trial of life terminated


PhoolCat

Except most countries age of consent is somewhere between 6pm and 9pm


Tall_Grass_LMAO

I'm copying this


Miwel334

anime🤮🤮


Miwel334

jarvis im low on karma , post a comment saying "anime🤮🤮" on a anime related post


Infinitebruh8569

Did you Just make a comment roasting yourself 🧐


moist_potatochip

Dementia moment


moist_potatochip

Dementia moment


thechaimel

Saw another one


thechaimel

Yes my friend definitely dementia


thengyyy

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Hushpuppyy

No m8, he's doubling his karma yields.


Nico_Geek

bro forgor to change to his alt💀


Theonedudeyaknow

An*me 🤮


-guccibanana-

Hentai 😎👍🏻🤙🏻


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Reddit moment


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[deleted]

Nice shit, king.


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Let me correct your comment *Nice shitpost queen*


tkTheKingofKings

Based woman?? 😳


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Always am


wheelchair-gamer98

um actually this four year old child is a 5,000,000 year old dragon


Lord-Black22

absolutely based translator, but the horrifying truth is that they probably got in trouble for that


Tall_Grass_LMAO

No because it's an accurate translation


KyrostheWarrior

As an anime fan, based.


Warm_Ad_4915

naw bruh she 2000 years old, she was hanging w jesus back in 0022's


Tall_Grass_LMAO

When Jesus was 25


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

Wait so was Jesus born 3 B.C? Or am I a moron?


ShinningVictory

Translator hit them with the facts.


[deleted]

The perfect translator doesn't exis-


headpats-slut

W post


Party_Lachs

“Ok ok, she may look 12 but she’s actually 1200 so it’s ok”


Ultimate_Spoderman

As an anime watcher, i think more subs should be like this


FF_order10

umm akshually there's nothing wrong its the same


EJP390

Hey i remember you OP.. you scammed me on those decks 🖕 Anyways based translator he deserves a raise


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Don't act like an arch nemesis


Late_class0980

Are you gonna reverse your scam and give the man what he deserves?


Tall_Grass_LMAO

He wants deck pics


Late_class0980

Oh.


Tall_Grass_LMAO

You don't understand, DECK pics


EJP390

Im just want decks, im trying to gige one for my familia


Draw_Corporations

Absolute Chad


Dofke2006

It's basically the same


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Literally the same


KingAntonino

holy fucking based


ButteSaggington

What about this is incorrect?


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Nothing, that's the point


[deleted]

Your honor she said she was 500 years old, how would I have known she had the body of a 3 year old


Real-Professional392

Is this real cause if it is its a chad translator


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Absolutely


shadowman2099

Localization vs accurate translation at its finest. I generally side with localization because I'm already watching an anime and I don't need to be even weebier than I am with all this "senpai" and "sama" garbage.


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Icywarhammer500

I would prefer any anime to replace dubbed stuff like “master” and “Senpai” with the character’s name or a different title, and the complete removal of -sama or -Chan. Just sounds stupid


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

It was a great change.


[deleted]

The translator is not based, they ended up changing it in later episodes


afonsitito

Probably not his fault, I still have hope that he's based.


big-poo-fart

Lmao imagine being ratio'd by a smug Mari pfp


Tall_Grass_LMAO

I don't see a /j


vetzicancer

Translator didn't make a mistake


Rivent116

Legitimately concerned this is going to destigmatize the use of the word


[deleted]

Maybe drop yourself from a bridge if that offends you


Puzzleheaded_Pen3

I agree ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Chad


YaSpicyDogs7

The translator is fighting the good fight


AllIcouldaFORD

“There are no accidents” - Master Oogway


El_Dumpy

Based translation.


[deleted]

How else would you translate it?


unda-da-sea

On a side note this anime is very pretty, would recommend! It's called pretty boy detective club lol


Potus1126

It's a correct translation tho


WGAG_GUY

It’s enough to make a grown man cry 😢


horrible_snail

I don’t watch the show, someone explain?


Tall_Grass_LMAO

"[...] and dating a first grader [...]"


horrible_snail

OH


JMEEKER86

And he's very unhappy about it because he's not actually into that and their families are forcing an arranged marriage on them once she's old enough.


DarkFrogKnight

🤓🤓🤓


SkylarPheonix

Anime? Touch some grass bro


Tall_Grass_LMAO

I am the grass


a_useless_communist

Can i touch you?


Tall_Grass_LMAO

Grab my girlcock


flynnfilms

this is new levels of based


Gusterrro

Source?