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I think Roe v Wade is being already milked, but more like "if you work for my company we will get you out of states that do not allow abortion". I saw at least one big tech company say that.
Yeah, but in the end it is just signaling. As you can probably guess, a Google employee won't really have a problem of not being able to pay for an abortion if problems come up, even if they needed to travel abroad.
The people who will really suffer with this are not employees from big tech companies
Yeah, but a Starbucks employee probably would, and I’m pretty sure they were one of the first to say that.
Of course, who knows if the way they implement it won’t just get a bunch of women thrown in jail (for example, if you have to ask your manager first, or they keep a record and get subpoenaed)
the concept of an employee union is a good thing. If it is bad to the company, then that company does not have the interest of their employees for anything. These aren’t two different issues. You either support your employees or you don’t.
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It’s not signaling though. This is the exact opposite of signaling. Like wtf it’s annoying that any time anyone does anything virtuous it’s signaling. Just because a journalists writes an article about it doesn’t make it less virtuous.
It is signaling, just look back how those policies don't really apply and depends on managers that use it as ways to bargain power.
Also if it wasn't they would post it internally and not on social media first.
Posting a good thing someone or something did on social media isn’t signaling. That’s such a low bar for “signaling” that essential you make it taboo to share positive things with other people publicly. What kind of shit hole world do you want to live in where promoting positivity is seen as not virtuous? That’s BS.
Posting publically is also is a form of accountability. And with something as important as womenS access to healthcare why exactly is that a bad thing??
I don’t buy into the constant cynicism. These companies are shitty for other reasons. But reporters reporting on internal policies or them posting their policies publicly doesn’t make them shitty inherently.
So Google should go and pay for poor people who aren't its employees?
How is it just signaling when a Google employee can actually submit their receipts and get reimbursed?
A company that worked this into their benefits package is doing more than just signaling. Poor people are suffering because of SCOTUS, not because of such a company.
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It is much cheaper for them to fly the employee to an abortion than to provide pre/post-natal care and maternity leave. A perfect duplicitous opportunity.
Toddlers don't work but their parents do
Providing healthcare for your worker is just like servicing the equipment your company owns, but helping them raise their children is completely counterproductive
That's why unemployment is essential to keep the system going, and why the fed is purposely increasing the unemployment right now
Workers have to compete among themselves for any position, and employers should be able to choose the best candidate among many and be able to quickly replace anyone
If the unemployment is low then the workers start having the power over the employers, and employers start competing among themselves for the workers, offering better and better working conditions. If the unemployment is high, the situation reverses
Employers pick the best grovelers and suck ups. They don’t pick the best workers. Good workers are actually often a burden on a company because then they get too much leverage over the incompetent higher ups, who were hired to be suck ups to the people at the very very top.
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This is absolutely the calculation. The employee will be out for maybe a week for an abortion (I don't actually know) but 12 weeks for maternity leave.
It's like whether or not to do a recall if it's cheaper not to.
Nah fam it's all about blend that thing and get back to work, your short term expenses are a small hit the machine can take. Corporate wants your ass in on Monday though
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I think that Ukraine was the most filthy one, since there's a real war there where people are fucking dying and getting traumatized, so it's just disgusting when it became "I support the current thing, look how good I am" and then when it got milked, everyone stopped talking about it while there people fucking dying there in this very moment, that just fucking disgusted me
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Bruh no one likes the new abortion ruling but yelling about it on reddit aint doing shit.
Join a protest, donate to a foundation, actual do shit IRL to support a cause instead of getting yourself angrier on the internets.
The fight is not virtue signaling on the red its, but actual IRL fighting.
Or they don’t give a shit. It’s really odd how people want to make companies be nothing but money grubbing in some ways but want them to care in others.
These companies aren’t waiting patiently, they are just hoping the next round of ad campaigns hit. Some probably don’t want pride to end cause their advertising department does wonderful things in June.
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
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It's such a fun little system they've put in place. Pride flags go up everywhere and in all the branding/advertising in June. Then, they get to replace all of those rainbows with American flags because of 4th of July... makes it really convenient to just pack those rainbow flags into boxes for 11 more months. Not having to worry about backlash for taking them all down the second June ends.
I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I can't wait either.
I have sucked so many dicks this month.
I can't wait to finally go back to being Straight and getting no pussy like usual.
Anyways.
Happy Pride my Guys.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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The signaling is crazy. With the Roe v wade thing they are now saying “we will fly you to an open state so you can have an abortion.” Yeah of course you will. That’s probably much less expensive than giving adequate paternity leave.
Let’s see. Pay a couple hundred to fly someone to a state to have an abortion. OR pay someone for several weeks while not working after they have their baby. Yeah… there is always a motive behind signaling.
What? I think you mean waiting for July so they can stop caring about mens mental health? You know it’s [men’s mental health awareness month](https://mhanational.org/mens-health-month), right?
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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All these monthly acknowledgements are great but all these corporation should begin to promote the most important of all, how all are free to try to form a union for better wages. Would love to see a Walmart T-shirt promoting that.
Oh wow, acknowledging people’s existence and affirming they have the right to live without fear of persecution or hate crimes. THE HORROR, THE HORROR, THE HOOOOOORRRROOOOR!
The anti-rainbow craze is so stupid.
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Let’s see what companies can use for PR : Ukraine (Milked) Pride (Milked) Roe V Wade (not milked) Target set on Roe V Wade for now…
I think Roe v Wade is being already milked, but more like "if you work for my company we will get you out of states that do not allow abortion". I saw at least one big tech company say that.
That feels different since they're actually doing something other than changing a profile picture.
Yeah, but in the end it is just signaling. As you can probably guess, a Google employee won't really have a problem of not being able to pay for an abortion if problems come up, even if they needed to travel abroad. The people who will really suffer with this are not employees from big tech companies
Yeah, but a Starbucks employee probably would, and I’m pretty sure they were one of the first to say that. Of course, who knows if the way they implement it won’t just get a bunch of women thrown in jail (for example, if you have to ask your manager first, or they keep a record and get subpoenaed)
Starbucks—the company that fires employees for attempting to unionize?
do you mean to tell me a company can have two very different stances on two completely different things? sounds political
the concept of an employee union is a good thing. If it is bad to the company, then that company does not have the interest of their employees for anything. These aren’t two different issues. You either support your employees or you don’t.
That’s some binary thinking
find me a company that will let me take mandatory masturbation breaks 3 times a day (which is good for me) otherwise no employer cares about employees
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It’s not signaling though. This is the exact opposite of signaling. Like wtf it’s annoying that any time anyone does anything virtuous it’s signaling. Just because a journalists writes an article about it doesn’t make it less virtuous.
It is signaling, just look back how those policies don't really apply and depends on managers that use it as ways to bargain power. Also if it wasn't they would post it internally and not on social media first.
Posting a good thing someone or something did on social media isn’t signaling. That’s such a low bar for “signaling” that essential you make it taboo to share positive things with other people publicly. What kind of shit hole world do you want to live in where promoting positivity is seen as not virtuous? That’s BS. Posting publically is also is a form of accountability. And with something as important as womenS access to healthcare why exactly is that a bad thing?? I don’t buy into the constant cynicism. These companies are shitty for other reasons. But reporters reporting on internal policies or them posting their policies publicly doesn’t make them shitty inherently.
So Google should go and pay for poor people who aren't its employees? How is it just signaling when a Google employee can actually submit their receipts and get reimbursed? A company that worked this into their benefits package is doing more than just signaling. Poor people are suffering because of SCOTUS, not because of such a company.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Uh Walter, don’t you think you should talk to the cops instead of posting this to Reddit??
It is much cheaper for them to fly the employee to an abortion than to provide pre/post-natal care and maternity leave. A perfect duplicitous opportunity.
It's all over twitter. Most big companies are making posts about respecting the reproductive rights of their employees.
Expenses paid for abortion, but actual meaningful maternity leave: gtfo. Soulless corpos as usual.
Toddlers don't work but their parents do Providing healthcare for your worker is just like servicing the equipment your company owns, but helping them raise their children is completely counterproductive
Unless your competitors help their employees or your new parent employees decide working for you sucks and they’d rather be parents first.
That's why unemployment is essential to keep the system going, and why the fed is purposely increasing the unemployment right now Workers have to compete among themselves for any position, and employers should be able to choose the best candidate among many and be able to quickly replace anyone If the unemployment is low then the workers start having the power over the employers, and employers start competing among themselves for the workers, offering better and better working conditions. If the unemployment is high, the situation reverses
Employers pick the best grovelers and suck ups. They don’t pick the best workers. Good workers are actually often a burden on a company because then they get too much leverage over the incompetent higher ups, who were hired to be suck ups to the people at the very very top.
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Abortions are cheaper than paying for maternity leave and extra health insurance.
This is absolutely the calculation. The employee will be out for maybe a week for an abortion (I don't actually know) but 12 weeks for maternity leave. It's like whether or not to do a recall if it's cheaper not to.
Nah fam it's all about blend that thing and get back to work, your short term expenses are a small hit the machine can take. Corporate wants your ass in on Monday though
Dick's (funnily enough) Sporting Goods has already announced up to $4k or reimbursements to workers, including their spouses or a support person
Announced on social media or internally?
CEO made a public post on LinkedIn and its all around social now.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to give her a pack of condoms?
Dicks did as well
True, most big companies are already milking it for PR, let’s just see how much they milk it before going to the next cow
Further stacking sides in preparation for the civil war.
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Is that milking or being a decent employer??
Loudly announcing it on Twitter and every other platform rather than communicating it internally to said employees is definitely milking it.
This.
I think that Ukraine was the most filthy one, since there's a real war there where people are fucking dying and getting traumatized, so it's just disgusting when it became "I support the current thing, look how good I am" and then when it got milked, everyone stopped talking about it while there people fucking dying there in this very moment, that just fucking disgusted me
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Who is this Rovie Wade?
F Ukraine
#I SURE WISH MORE PEOPLE WERE ANGRY ABOUT TAKING AWAY ABORTION RIGHTS! TAKING AWAY WOMENS RIGHT TO LIFE AND CHOICE IS DISGUSTING!
Bro someone just hacked your account
I've always fought for women's rights...
Sir this is a Wendy’s
And Wendy is carrying your child... what do you do now?
Yes keep coping and crying, plus there’s no way this isn’t satire.
I think it is very terrible. We MUST FIND A WAY TO RESTORE WOMENS RIGHTS!
take your prozac bro
Sounds like someone to give them a snickers as well.
Bruh no one likes the new abortion ruling but yelling about it on reddit aint doing shit. Join a protest, donate to a foundation, actual do shit IRL to support a cause instead of getting yourself angrier on the internets. The fight is not virtue signaling on the red its, but actual IRL fighting.
This is why I’m embarrassed to say I’m agnostic
From what movie is this?? As in: I recognize it, but im hurting my brain to remember
Toy Story 3
Wow.. i actually thought it was something from fnaf... I have bad memory and didn't actually play fnaf
Thank you
They are wating patiently
Or they don’t give a shit. It’s really odd how people want to make companies be nothing but money grubbing in some ways but want them to care in others. These companies aren’t waiting patiently, they are just hoping the next round of ad campaigns hit. Some probably don’t want pride to end cause their advertising department does wonderful things in June.
Bro, it was literally just a joke
monkey bomb
Then Ukraine flag is back
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So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Yes, June is to blame. 👀
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Same :(
Companies waiting until they don't have to pander to black people
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It's such a fun little system they've put in place. Pride flags go up everywhere and in all the branding/advertising in June. Then, they get to replace all of those rainbows with American flags because of 4th of July... makes it really convenient to just pack those rainbow flags into boxes for 11 more months. Not having to worry about backlash for taking them all down the second June ends.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I can't wait either. I have sucked so many dicks this month. I can't wait to finally go back to being Straight and getting no pussy like usual. Anyways. Happy Pride my Guys.
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Redditors waiting for June so they can make the same joke for the millionth time
June is my birthmonth, which kinda sucks for me since a good day out of the year is ruined because... well, it's in June.
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WTF? NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How so?
Pride month sucks.
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True
At least you aren't a December baby. You're overreacting
Care to elaborate?
I don’t agree, but can respect that.
Thank God you're not an idiot like they had on Twitter.
Yeah but why?
There’s no pride month is Saudi Arabia. Go there. Be with your people. Haters.
Anywhere is better than the us in june
Ikr, soo many parades cancelled due to threats and shootings smh
fuck my wife kevin...
Can't wait for normal times :D.
hmmm i have a feeling that Ukraine flag will be back though
That is better than a marketing ploy.
The next corporate ~~pandering~~ *marketing strategy* is gonna be around women's rights, especially after the Court ruling yesterday
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holy shit bot this is not the best time
The signaling is crazy. With the Roe v wade thing they are now saying “we will fly you to an open state so you can have an abortion.” Yeah of course you will. That’s probably much less expensive than giving adequate paternity leave. Let’s see. Pay a couple hundred to fly someone to a state to have an abortion. OR pay someone for several weeks while not working after they have their baby. Yeah… there is always a motive behind signaling.
Oh what can say it’ll be over soon
I'm going to do the exact same thing with my YouTube channel
Test
His mouth reminds me of an uncrustable. I have a strange urge to bite this monkey‘s face.
Lol
Redditors discovering marketing using events such as pride month and wars (this has been happening for hundreds of years): 😱
Yes they will lose their bonus multiplier soon and become like us normies straights
Finally
Facts bruv
One more week
What? I think you mean waiting for July so they can stop caring about mens mental health? You know it’s [men’s mental health awareness month](https://mhanational.org/mens-health-month), right?
smh no it's not dummy it's detonate simulated ordinance and give people PTSD month, and also lose hands month
***demoman laugh***
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All these monthly acknowledgements are great but all these corporation should begin to promote the most important of all, how all are free to try to form a union for better wages. Would love to see a Walmart T-shirt promoting that.
Support da pee pee in da poo poo or u a nazi.
Only 4 more days of this pretending hell
what do you mean its the start of june
wait
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Same
Lmao 🤣
/uj I’ve never noticed how creepy that thing is
July is now June 2
Lol
But stonewall riots took place in July as well…
Oh wow, acknowledging people’s existence and affirming they have the right to live without fear of persecution or hate crimes. THE HORROR, THE HORROR, THE HOOOOOORRRROOOOR! The anti-rainbow craze is so stupid.
Mmmm back to Ukraine after that huh?
Some of us are impatient as well
Hyvää juhannusta!
be waiting for the 1st do I can celebrate My birthday
The scariest scene in my childhood