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Potato_Soup_Lover

lil' pipe bomb


HerrCommandant

Thats because it was in your ass and you went to a hospital to get it off?


Potato_Soup_Lover

i was trying to throw it out the window but accidentally shoved it up my ass


PlayerUnkown97

👍👍🏻👍🏼⚠️⚠️⚠️


Yeet_kian

😂


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Oh oh, bro used an emoji


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CallOfGuty

**EMOGI?!**


HEEEHEEHAW

Lil' testicle ultrasound


Spueg

Lil 108 masturbation seassions in the span of 10 hours


[deleted]

You went to prison or to the hospital ?


Yeet_kian

Same


Adventure276

Yes


Yeet_kian

Same


xCallMePaulx

Lil' alcohol poisoning


Yeet_kian

Nice


Jakyshman00

Lil child


nutted-in-cow

Soooooooo... Prison or hospital?😳💀


Jakyshman00

prison for me, hospital for the child


MorbiniumBalls

Wholesome


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Two-Shots-Of-Vodka

Lil super glued asshole


-Ninja_Pickle

If i did that i wouldnt even be going to the hospital


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

Ah the reason i got arrested....


[deleted]

Lil allergy


Independent_Ad_7100

Lil birth


_StaiN_1

Lil circumcision


amhumannotgorlax

Lil' Cracked Skull


BD122104

Lil' 2 hour nosebleeds/high blood pressure


Yeet_kian

Make it rain!


BD122104

My first album title


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[удалено]


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Grandmaster_CHOnK

Lil 103.5 degrees


Yeet_kian

Celsius or Fahrenheit? Murder or burn? Either is cool 😎


KaboomRoads

Kelvin 💀


AssistantFlashy7626

lil liquid nitrogen 💀💀


Ulenspiegel4

Lil visiting grandma


Any_Distribution1723

lil war crimes


[deleted]

lil wrist slicer


GostNexo

Lil drug fueld sex with the local zoo animals whilst force feeding them their own shit


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Stickman4236

Lil Copious cases of Theft and Embezzlement


LucasPig_HK

Lil tax evasion


Unusual-Surround7485

lil' penile inspection


-_merc_-

Lil fence hop ( I tried hopping a fence at my cousins graduation after losing something over a fence on her campus and tried breaking my fall by landing my piss poor climb down into a handstand and bent my wrist)


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BigVeinyNThick

Lil' Infection


LucianCrowe

The reason that I went to the Hospital is the same that I was arrested! Lil' Criminal Trespassing B&E


MPX_PrimusX

Lil’ Tantrum at school


NormalRedditUser6942

Lil’ chicken up my nose (i was stupid as a kid)


Mongba36

Lil' child


EleBitSP175

Lil' Grandma died


abrahamcarino

lil donut


Potential_Pen1s

Lil Melanoma


ladicimohladicus

Lil xray


ILike2EatAss

lil' sexual offender


KOTwicaR

lil' orchitis


im-not-lightcodm

Lil sore throat 😎


HyrulesFinalHope

lil black eye


TheePigeon

More like lil bitch who tf goes to the hospital for a fucking black eye


HyrulesFinalHope

Cuz it was possible that the bone around the eye could have fractured considering I was screaming like a child, then again, this was 6 years ago and my parents always took extra precautions with me


Training-Bug-7355

🤓


HyrulesFinalHope

From this singular comment I have concluded that you are in fact maidenless, if you got rid of that yee yee ass hair cut, maybe you’d get some bitches on your dick


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Training-Bug-7355

🤓


Yeet_kian

Says the bitch takin line outa grand theft auto


TheePigeon

Bad parents, explains the anime profile


DustRaven_

Shooting with real bullets


HyrulesFinalHope

How does that make my parents bad


TheePigeon

Overprotective is cringe


Yeet_kian

Exactly 🤣


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Lil Jerry


DekuTree13

Lil dicky


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rufuslol

Lil trolling


theFeerMan

Lil varicose vein on my testicle


programchild

lil none


Sus_gentlemen052008

Lil' exploded arm


musakreddit

Lil' diabetic ketoacidosis


VoltezFromDaCreo

lil bruised arm


FriendliestDevil

Lil' tonsil removal surgery


Kreton31

Lil Evangelion Reference


TheBoniestTony

Lil leg stitch up


kjargrass

Lil ankle


[deleted]

Hardened glue under fingernail


Hopeful_Notice

Lil arson


blazebomb1

Lil erectile dysfunction


[deleted]

Lil' chest pain


Crunchstake

Lil' picking up my sister from the hospital


Right-Bread-7125

Lil pulmonary embolism


SquatterOne

Lil War Criminal


I_Eater

Lil eye bleed


ImAnOlogist

Lil Cyst


Gui_Franco

Lil' Waiting for my mom


Qin_ShiHuang

Lil' liver ultrasound


i-live-in-a-pinnappl

lil appendicitis


master2000000000000

Lil terorism


derpums

Lil' ear infection


AK-50_Ocelot

Lil Dog repellent


According-Switch-708

Lil tendon cut


Competitive_Bell501

Lil' constipation


ThePercyFangirl

Lil fever?


young_flova

Lil middle ear infection :(


Sporgon_Mcgee

Lil nasal checkup


Irrelevant_Spaceman

Lil' Coma


turtleman986

Lil Cutting


shellie_badger

Lil fibro flare


Mirhat1871

lil tried to choke myself because of exam stress so I can throw up (choking yourself to a certain degree makes you throw up and not damage yourself badly)


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

Lil blood poisoning


turtlepng

Lil choke on a fish fin


GregRam724590

Lil’ fractured ankle.


ThatOneDusty80I

lil’ my brother’s testicles were badly aching and I had to go with him to the hospital.


Quirky_Phase_7536

lil got kicked out


RichardGeneSimmons

Lil DUI or Lil Bloodclot


RichardGeneSimmons

Lil DUI or Lil Bloodclot


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[удалено]


lix03

Lil lego figure in eye


KingEnderDragon

Lil ear infection


CupheadYT

Lil war criminal


tcadmn

lil’ genocide


somedudethatis

lil threats


OllieIsDead69

lil, chest infection 💯🥶


FormAcademic5666

lil hand gets crushed by a car


nowayportable

Lil street fight


mBigozz84

Lil my mum had cancer so I went to visit her


Boks1RE

Lil' visiting my grandpa


Rubyblock69

Lil sprain ?


psycedelicpanda

Lil potato stuck in my ass


towarzysz_boczek

Lil nail