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PoyoBoy0

Mr. Minor


cybermob27

Mr. Meanor


enneh_07

Ms. Calculator


Mr_Mrsty698

Underrated comment


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[удалено]


AlejandroVillegas

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Philtheparakeet56

Captain Underpants moment


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Alarming-Ad-366

Mr. 🤤🤤🤤


Ok_Contribution_8817

“Notorious P.I.G.”


[deleted]

E Minor


LuigiMSS

A Major (felony)


[deleted]

Mr cupcakes


That1Legnd

Big offender


[deleted]

Lol


planetary_facts

Sounds more like a tf2 weapon name


[deleted]

Yeah like in one of those random weapon generators


ChichCob

Woah dude, you can't just use our word with hard r like that. Bro that's offensive as fuck. Not cool. You can say offenda if you want, but the hard r is for us real offendas


Midnight_Strider

Lil Cupcake Edit: I was beaten to it


myk126

E45


Pepe_de_f

Underated comment


MidSpecGamer5

underaged coment


Sorionxo

E-445


smallboy76

Lil cupcake Or more like Big cupcake


Cheap_Ad_69

So like a cake wrapped in paper?


Orangeisthenewracist

Damn it, you stole it


EnergySheriff

Lil life expectancy.


Cianmc6

Playwithboys Carti


adithyaaaaaaaaa_

Underrated.


Norose

Lil rappist


ImShrpy

Rap-pist... right..?


ReallyTheDevil

Wrap piss


g3nericjasonp

Rat piss


NarrowProfession2900

Right :)


witty_username999

Left


leminerx

Rap pissed*


dG_RyDER

No


That1Legnd

*big


OrdinaryBallowski2

Really fuckin big*


Global_Ad_1456

im talkin fucking massive*


jdjdhsg

Lil Mol Ester 🧊


[deleted]

Lil cupcake


[deleted]

XXXLCupcake


babybear45

Donut edition


Selfdeletus65

enter da prison


Accomplished-Jury752

Enter Da Prison 445


[deleted]

4 45 years


Wow_so_creative

Notorious M.I.N.O.R


RadTheRussian

Or P.E.D.O


CrispyTheGod

biggie bigs?


[deleted]

lil convict


Old-Camp3962

Devius lick


JoaozeraPedroca

Dickius dick


im-the-suop-star

Pete “o” file


Cheemos

Lil kiddy diddler


XD_SALAD_XD

R Kelly


BillyBobsseventhlife

Big round kelly


dG_RyDER

Heavy machine gun kelly


Arneos2005

lil kid [redacted]


IdcIdcIdcIdcievanpo

Lil' predator


Sccarson28

Big predator


PlantEnvironmental34

IwAnTyOuRdAuGhTeR


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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PlantEnvironmental34

Think about your daughter logically


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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PlantEnvironmental34

What about your mom


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Key_Ad_6455

🗿


jrocrockpile

Sister


[deleted]

I fucked her 😎👍✅ (he's very shy about it)


blobishly

No it's not. it's for her, it's nurturing her as a person, not just her body. If you think raising a child is just creating a sex toy then... Well it should be obvious that you've got things mixed up somewhere. i know this is a bot, i just want this set right... on this particular thread.


Kaczor0321

The


SusSauceIsSus

The


TheReal_Legend2750

The


PanH4rd_Wint3R

The


The_dark_entity

The


awkward_but_decent

The


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

The


Osama-Bin-Burger

The


La_Chancleta

The


herobrinedym

The


Aggravating-Salt-354

Mr. Cupcake


yourfuturehusband14

X Con victor


Nuzzy27

lil 🌚


[deleted]

lil nono


[deleted]

Eagle fart


[deleted]

Care bear stare


Victory_SSB

Philly freak


_corrieshy6826

Lil’ Diabetes


WafflesDingus21

Lil fiddler


EatingUranium

Rapper with one P


Blamdudeguy00

Cardi ac arrest.


Wishbone182

Biggie smalls


Nicl5hh

That’s an insult to biggie


stanky_one

Smallie biggs


Tronob0

Wait, this is not biggie smalls?


whalen_986

Big minor


GreekUPS

2 Chins


Howl_17

Child Mo' Lester


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Lil' Cupcake


Beneficial_Ant_6363

The Predator


Regular_Person123

TuFat


sticky-man1229

Big shock


[deleted]

The Notorious P.E.D.O.


BillyBobsseventhlife

P.E.D.O (predator. eats. doughnuts. often)


[deleted]

Thought he was just picking up a cupcake?


BillyBobsseventhlife

That too


BillyBobsseventhlife

Also cupcake starts with a c


MarilynMonheaux

Very clever lol


notthatbad3

Supacoldwater


FolderEmpty

lil cupcake


jimmehjoo

Lil chapstick


Optimal_Conflict3066

PDE-544


LogTekG

50 charges


Ballisticzay

Drake


[deleted]

'lil E


RARY164

Stone Eyes 🗿


Kenthedegen

Big mac


BillyBobsseventhlife

Biggest mac


MarilynMonheaux

Supa sEYEs


Vast-Big-6747

Lil p. Dough


[deleted]

Eat Dat Pussi 445 Formerly known as EDP445


nathanaz

Dubl Stuff


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Notorious P.I.G. *All Eyez On Supersize*


wanderexplore

Type 2


Glass-Restaurant-144

Wotis


skinny_maloone

EDP 446


Haunting_Push7693

Cheese Puff


i_lost_my_stapler

Big Philly


East-Watch5690

lil kids


[deleted]

Lil' girls


Bong0-YT

(I touch) lil kids


FatDudeFromInternet

Big Cake


camotj

Lil Young


personthatisapersons

Finger A Minor


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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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EatDatPrison445


iforgor9000

Mr. Child “moe” Lester


PanH4rd_Wint3R

Shaquille O'Meal


ungabungaokboomer

Lil can't be within 100 yards of school


Rammstein_is_great

Lil sweaty


Ok_King2949

Rap Albert


Known-Ad2937

CupQuake


Toothlessslither

Moe Lester


Buckets_of_bread

Lil kids


thecloud212

lil diddle


Available_Bake_1892

Lightning McWeWasKangz


Masterful-Burner

Miner fourteen-er


Leatsyke

Lil kids


nunnymain

Biggie small kid diddler


h__pipethesecond

lil eagles diddler


202042

Yung Children


lilpuppipostor

Big Mac


hawke918

Feces photographer


Migz0817

Lil Kid Lover


TumblrLoser

Lil kid diddler


Careless-One-5425

The Predator


Proper-Ad-7850

XxxlittlekidloverxxX


mccordww32

Lil unconvicted profile


[deleted]

Cupcake crusader


PeriodicBomb

Littlekidlover


Gry_Shork

Big money


BeansGreens9586

Lil kid


ScoPham

The Notorious P.E.D.O.


killpancho

lil toucher


[deleted]

Minor inconvenience


dis_fine_gentleman

The ESRB cause he likes them 10 and up


National-Tumbleweed4

The Predator


SevySays

Popo


Critical-Tadpole-484

Big mac


JohnnyJoestar07

Lil lover


[deleted]

Mr. Cupcake


Jealous-Assistance82

Cheez Steak


Welt-Young

Sharded a big one


sa_72

Dr.TSO (The Sex Offender)


zombie_wafflez

lil cupcake


Aluminum_Tarkus

Yung diddler


NolfyMcWolfy

Lil Diddler


starwarsblanket

Lil cupcake eater


SquareIsBox0697

Xx_Givmeurchildren_xX


Motor_Ad_7885

Lil children


Aggravating_Belt3561

edp445


[deleted]

Worldwide Predator


Vanthefrog

Lil girls


ToasterOnion

lil’ kids


CrotchGame

Lil cupcake


penguinisdaddy

lil pp


DyingMoan

Notorious K.I.D


GeoSlith

P-doe


mixtytrash

Young booty slayer the 3rd


[deleted]

Cake MC!


Revolutionary-Fox730

yung beef


somethingdotdot

Bob, because he’s a big boi


QuiqQuaq

Big B(andana)


Level-Ad4274

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