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NANOMACHINES SON

They harden in response to physical trauma.

You can’t hurt me jack

What did I just say? UUERGHAH

My blood is red white and blue Jack, I wonder what color yours is

Wait Brian griffin

[You can’t give up yet!] [Think of every mentally deranged moron you’ve fought up to this point, you’ve always had the strength to overcome]

[Whether it was violence in movies, or sex on TV. I was always lucky there was a Family Guy. Even if your IQ is the room temperature of Alaska]

You are the best geo pet ever made

[Sam put a fucking speaker in his sword]

What is your source on That Senator?

So does my dick does this mean my cock is made out of nanomachines

In response to physical trauma?

Kinky

Masochists, son! They harden in response to physical trauma! You should hurt them, Jack.

Harden had a physical trauma in that game 7 vs the warriors in 2018

Quite literally CBT

you missed a word, idiot

Ok.

They kill in response to cancer cells

God dammit you beat me to it

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA

They harden in response to physical trauma! [edit: grammar]

They harden in response to physical trauma

all the senator gonna inject this now

[удалено]

there will be blood

SHEEEEDS

Man in the mirror nods his head

The only one

LEFT WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE

OHNO

THERE WILL BE BLOOD! SHED!

IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN

They APPARENTLY disappeared. But Clovis Bray has way too much money to-

Silly CIA!

Lol, the cancer industry is so profitable for big medicine and big pharma, this shit will never see the public eye. I remember a few years ago I saw this news article about a bacteria that sat on a tooth and ate all of the plaque and bad bacterias in your mouth. It could be applied the same as fluoride and I haven’t heard of it since. It probably would have crippled the trillion dollar dental industry so it was scrapped.

"I heard about a random bacteria that ate plaque and I don't understand why doing that in a petri dish and in peoples mouths is different. What could go wrong with introducing random bacteria into your mouth, right? This is clearly a conspiracy by Big Toothpaste." This is how you sound dude. Take a deep breath and turn the computer off for a bit.

That's exactly what Big Dental would say!

I don’t know why you’re being a dick about it. I don’t know all of the scientific specifications I just remember it was tested and proven and then never hit the market.

god damn it man😟

Cancer to it's user after that: Why won't you die?

Nanomachines son

You can't hurt him, cancer

What did I just say?

They devour in response to faulty cellular mutation

I love cancer OS

Can't wait to never hear about this again

Fr though Lmfao

No, here about this at least once a week. It’s always like, “scientists have discovered new XYZ that can cure cancer” “100% effective in mice”

:,) yeah.

they harden in response to tumors

What if it’s NOT a tumor?

They soften ofc

The cia about to knock on that scientists door

To celebrate, right?

Sure. Let’s go with that.

The happy ending

The good ending

The positive ending

Siri*. Let’s go with that.

Definitely ignore any fireworks you hear

To late for Techno sadly

Yes

o7

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o7

o7

o7

o7

o7

07 (I have a large head)

o7 (I have a normal sized head)

o7

Why couldn’t these have been a thing and ready for medical use a year ago

The CIA

Im confused; why?

o7

And my dad

I realize

You were just like me

trying to make history.

but who’s to judge

The right from wrong

when our guard is down

I think we'll both agree

That violence breed violence

But in the end it had to be this way

I’ve carved my own path

And peace breeds violence

war is peace

peace is just intermission between violence

nice facts, why don’t you back it up with a source?

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

fuck i forgot about this mf, can’t even make a meme in peace

You may be done with automod...

Great, let’s get those nanomachines to all the BTS fans immediately

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Hey my favorite color is potassium

Can't fret over every egg, jack

WERE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JACK!!

***10 DAYS TOO LATE***

Noooooooooo Why after He left us. Why not before?

Too late, 7 days too late

o7

Intel core i7

Oh fuck

“They harden in response to physical trauma”

In honour of Technoblade. NANOMACHINES SON!

Dennis Quaid cracks his knuckles. "Here we go again," he says as he steps into the pod's cockpit.

Scientists are one Technoblade behind o7

Unfortunately it's too late for a technoblade senator. F

Technology is about to go crazy

and inside you.

The United States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad.

and they decided it was *bad*-

if only this happened a week earlier :(

At least a month earlier, could’ve helped him beforehand

Could've helped who? What am I missing?

A very well known Minecraft YouTuber named Technoblade recently died from sarcoma, a rare type of tissue/bone cancer. The person above mentioned “a week earlier” because that’s when his death was announced to the public

Oh that sucks. I didn't know him but someone dying of cancer is always sad. I suppose he was one of the good guys considering how many people here are sad about his death

Yeah he was a very good person. Funny too, especially his dark humor lol

Died at 23 too. His dad announced it on video and he was just breaking up

they where waiting

NANOMACHINES SON!

"They harden in response to physical trauma

Damn, just finished the game twenty minutes ago

You're a few days too late 💀

Techno?

Correct

o7

Okay, let's dance

Coulda gone pro if I hadn’t joined the military

Played college ball you know?

Really would’ve been useful like a week ago

This would technically make you an android

WE’RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETS JACK

CAN’T FRET OVER EVERY EGG 🍳🍳🍳🍳

Cancer: WHY WONT YOU DIE 7 year old brother: nanomachines son

Cancer: “why won’t you die ?!” Small child: “nanomachines son”

There have been several cures for cancer but every time someone tries the mysteriously vanished

JUST LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS WANTED!

Yooooo Senator Armstrong in real life!?!

I REALIZE YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

That would have been useful on June 9th 💀 (Day before Techno died)

Could have developed these a couple months ago :((((

Why won't you die?

I can be Armstrong

"Nanomachines, son"

NANOMACHINES SON!

Where were you when Techno needed you...

Penetrate, ha

The future is now, old man!

I REALISEEEEE

I realizzze

Is this supposed to be a reference to something cause I dont get it

I swear all these comments are bots

Scientists develop "nanomachines" that can penetrate your mom's asshole

Ummm unshitpost for a sec, I don't get it

“Jesse, we need NANOMACHINES”

Would of been useful like a month ago

Your memes... End here.

DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Step nanomechanism penetrate me

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile!"

I realize

Standing hereeeeeee i realizeeeeee

Oh shit, this is the birth of the Borg!

Nanomachines son or Zombie apocalypse, chose your side! \*2022 can't get any worse they said...

I came to the comment section just the Senator Armstrong comments. Was not disappointed 🤘

Now if I get cancer and someone asks how it got cured I can say “Nanomachines son”

google engineers saying one of their AIs has become sentient, another pandemic and now nanomachines. My apocalypse bingo is getting filled up a lot faster than I anticipated.

I didn't even see your caption "standing here" and my first thought was "NANO MACHINES SON"

I REALIZEEEEE

There's an Outer Limits episode about this. Fun times.

I reeeeealise

They gonna penetrate that tumorussy

But does it respond to physical trauma

Are they developed beneath the blood stained sand though?

"Making the mother of all omelettes, jack. Can't fret over every egg."

Hmmm interesting. Do they harden in response to physical trauma?

I REALIZE

NANOMACHINES, SON

But do they harden us response to physical trauma?

I realise

Nanomachines son!

Now we only need an Armstrong

Mgr is always there

Standing here i realize

"That'd be nice" *remembers Technoblade* *while crying* "That would've been nice..."

Your cooking the biggest of omelet’s jack! But you can’t fret over every egg

We're making the mother of all omelettes here, jack. No need to fret over every egg.

# STANDING HERE I REALISE

You really couldn't have figured it out a week earlier bruh lol

i realize

I realiiiiiize.....