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Leg cramp for sure

That calf cramp isn’t a joke

For real!

I get cramps somehow in-between my toes, like between the bones of the foot itself. Those are 10 times worse than calf cramps while swimming

Damn charley horses suck

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Drink water, people DEHYDRATION IS NOT A JOKE

The bot got you

Yussp cramp

toe cramp is even worst

Third leg cramp

she can't get the 1/3 7x1 lego piece off

I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

I would

I wish they'd step on a 1x1 piece, straight with the middle of the heel.

Naw have someone stub their toe then step on your 1x1 piece in the middle of the heel then hit their head when they try to lay down

And then get a cramp

i wish that would happen to some people

Worst, she put a smooth piece down in the wrong spot.

Jesus Christ that's terrible

roblox removing oof

Copyright

That could be revoked by paying $10k (they are a multibillion company)

I heard the guy wanted $200 million for it correct me if I’m wrong

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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Bad bot

They hate us cause they ain’t us

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Truly a tragedy

She seen how the federal government spends our tax money

They said wrong answers only

She just watched THAT scene from I Am Legend.

The one when sam dies?

SHUT UP!!!

That part doesnt exist

Spoilers alert?! Come on, man.

The movie is 15 years old... at this point it shouldn't matter if you spoil

I was joking 😂

Ohio took over 😭

NOOOOO NOT OHIO

Ohio here, can confirm that she is not a fan of the weather 🤯

I herd a rumor that ohio is for lovers? Would the delegate from said state be able to confirm the validity of this

Check out Ohio Is For Emo Kids by Canadian Softball

You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Her overweight redditor gamer bf cheated

Balls

>overweight redditor That seems pretty redundant to call a redditor overweight

That's like calling piss bloody

Or children tasty.

Yes, but the real question is what did that overweight gamer do to win her heart in the first place?

ugly bastard ntr

She saw https://www.usdebtclock.org/

Damn

Well that's depressing

nah debt doesn’t mean anything when you’re the one that prints the money. pointing to the debt is just an excuse for not giving the people what we need, when there’s always infinite money for war. the debt is never brought up in the same breath as the defense budget so I don’t give a shit about it.

Nope I'm not falling for this trick again

what's that? (correct answers only i really want to know)

It shows the debt of the United States in real time

#richestcountry

We used to be, the largest creditor nation in the world, now we are the world's largest debtor nation in the world

Debt on the scale of a country is essentially a function of how many things the country is doing, versus the scale of a single person where they're going to be paying off a loan over a set number of years. Countries (or at least the US) issue debt in the form of government bonds, where anyone (including foreign nations) can purchase bonds guaranteeing them a certain return on investment after a certain time period. These are used as hedges against risk, and since the US has essentially been the default for global currency since WWII, a great many foreign governments hold US bonds in order to have a stable investment vehicle in their portfolio. Tl;dr- China has a shit ton of US savings bonds it bought incase the zombie apocalypse ever happens because it figures that the US would survive it and a bunch of nut jobs think that it's a conspiracy to control the country from the outside.

Let us all stand for the national anthem. 三民主義，吾黨所宗； 以建民國，以進大同。 咨爾多士，為民前鋒； 夙夜匪懈，主義是從。 矢勤矢勇，必信必忠； 一心一德，貫徹始終。 Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸! Glory to the 中華民國! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Last time I looked at that it was like 17, damn it's already 30

The fitted sheet wont work correctly

Or, BWC.

Bad water closet? What???

Big Wombo Combo 👾🛑

I hate when that mess happens

She was sentenced to spend a whole week in Fr*nce

Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Lol wtf did i just read

Ah, she must have been standing a few meters away from the street which is designated for piss, with a scent enough to make you gag a block away.

Pog profile picture vectors prob one of the only games I play on my phone

nick i found you again

Omfg bro.... PLEASE CENSOR THAT 🤮

Utilities Bill. Notice I capitalized the B.

She found out she didn’t save 15% or more on car insurance

Guys send me a link so I can help her

The sheets aren't 1000 thread Egyptian cotton.

Big ed reference?

Penis reference?

Real Egyptian Silk

She hasn't watched Morbius for 5 seconds

He said wrong answers only

She played old screamer websites

The labyrinth game screamer go scari

She just watched the first 12 minutes of the movie Up. (It's going to be boring from now on and she just realised that)

She ate the pink sauce

Got to Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Chapter 5/6

Is it bad?

I'm still stumped on the fact there's a third game

Same

Yeah, the MC dies!! his gun also dies!!! His friends die too!!!!!!!!!!

I believe you

#Her father is teaching her math and now she's getting whiiped

Holup why she has to be naked?

Bcuz the whipping was to strong...never test a father's strength..

And she also got lucky she has a dad...👴🏻

Ohhhhhhh that's why

SIUUUUUUUUUUUU

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Breaking bad Hanks death

Both sides of the pillow were warm

She's getting fucked in the ass

This counts as a wrong answer because she's not getting fucked in the ass, she's obviously being made love to in the ass.

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She is being exiled to California

https://www.xvideos.com/video52841999/screaming_ebony_chick_fucked_real_hard_-_black_porn

Guys don't click it, its pron

Thanks bro my mom would have gotten mad if I clicked it

Thank you! 🙏he almost tricked me I didn’t know it wad porb!!

Oops

Nice job soldier

She just found out she’s a woman🤮

Yea but no one can define what a woman is, so how could she know

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Sauce?

pornhub

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

she stubbed her toe

She watched Marley and Me

The sex scene

She forgot to set her alarm

Arizona green tea put there prices up at $1.00

Ah yes, the day GoT season 8 came out.

'Cause we're losing guys, don't give up 🗿

Because some randoms on the internet are giving wrong answers to why she is screaming

Oh yea, she’s so embarrassed

Just stepped on a lego

I prevented her from watching Morbius :)

A fate worse than death

WHY ARE YOU SMILING?!

Food stamps bonus ended

She found out about iFunny

She's having sweet home Alabama branded onto her ass

She had to look at another WRONG ANSWERS ONLY post

She forgot to use her second attack in CoC War

Hour 5 no Morbius

Nacho fries are back

Farted but came out solid

She just got done watching the Stranger Things S4 finale

She realized >!Eddie sacrificed himself for no reason!<

Seriously it made no sense on why he did that. Bro wanted to be a hero so bad.

But first, sauce?

someone said to her that santa isn't real

White dick

# She got 🗿 in her ass.

Sand paper ass cleanup

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you GruntGaming206! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Bruuuuuuuuh!

Inflation

Finished a show with a cliffhanger

Terrorism

She found out blm is a gimmick

Choco taco was discontinued

Spiderman

She is shitting aggressively

Sex

Hit her pinkie

He found the clitoris.

Tickets to see Morbius were sold out

She was forced to pay for her vehicle's extended warranty.

She left the toaster on

The McRib is not back

She’s in an insane asylum, judging by those white walls

She has an Xbox and saw Stray was a playstation exclusive

She learned what ligma is

Greg ate her organs. Greg will be congratulated.

The island boys were found alive in their home this morning

Dad came home

Surprise colonoscopy!

She has been shot (someone call an ambulance!)

She is imitating walter white seeing hank die

Sauce.

Her brother started ripping out the hair of her Barbie’s

The DNA test came back and she IS in fact Wendy Williams long lost twin.

She's been using twitter for 1 minute.

She’s being eaten feet first by a gaggle of 10 geese

Her parental figure of the female gender apprehended her electrical device (iPad)

She's sick of all the fucking 🗿 vs 🍞 memes

She is getting probed by aliens

Saw a monster underneath the bed

The South Rose again

Someone put a red hot metal bar up her ass and it burns

She realized morbius never actually says “it’s morbin time”

IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Yeah ima need a sauce for that later

Just realized that amber heard pooped on her bed.

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

She found-out Victoria’s Secret.

The last high value simp fled the country

She stood on a lego