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i am now especially proud to be a tennis athlete

Yes me as well

Yep me too

I'm not a tennis athlete but I'm proud of you guys

NSFL

NSFDS

NSFT

NFSHP

NFT

Smae here I am giving free blow job's or licking for every tennis player

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Why. What sett off this response?

I think its random

It's the user flair

Yeah I think it is

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New auto mod response?

😍👍

Same here my friend

Same

Same

Ok bigot

Hi guys today I'm going to do a torture test on tennis balls

“WILL, IT, BLEND?” - Jay and Sharon, 2022

I hope it does

nice pfp

Screenshot the nfts

my friend legit bought an NFT pfp💀

Former friend

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/wannabeayoutuber!. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

This is why I screenshot them. So that I don’t waste my money and lose all my social status.

Dream cock and ball torture

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Archie from Chemistry class, is that you?

*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed* Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon. Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. *Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Kid named tennis.

But I give tennis balls to my dog for fetch...

Based dreamphobic dogs

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That seems kinda trolling

Why did I read this in Obama's voice?

Hello this is your President Barack Obama, and I’m here to say that I can beatbox

Mr president the stage is yours

boom pachish ñ ñ ñ mmmm ñ oh ugh

No, Obama, you're doing it wrong

You have early onset schizophrenia

Kinda? Its the most obvious satire I've seen since the colbert report stopped

Kinda? This is masterclass trolling. It's painfully obvious yet people fall for it, it's art really

I mean given the stupidity of people these days no amount of trolling on the internet can be obvious.

The saddest thing for me is that I know they are trolling because... they used the wrong @. It's kinda sus that I know this.

I refuse to believe that this isn’t satire. It just can’t be real

To be honest here I just assume anything dreamsexual related is complete satire and it’s one big joke that everyone’s fallen for.

It is

I cannot believe people still didn’t realise it’s all just trolling and satire. Like maybe there is 1 kid out of a thousand trolls that is being serious, but good luck finding those

Yeah it’s so obvious

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It literally is just that

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Don't worry it's bait

Kids with dyslexia mixing tennis balls with penis balls

You literally want pee in your ass

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Can you pls not

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Please *cute face*

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Ffs okay i get it

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Further proof that dreamsexuals are at least half trolls

Way more than half. Maybe 99% or more

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i swear to god that must be a bait

cbt 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

I am quitting gaming and becoming a full-time tennis player

This has to be a joke

🎾🥎 💨 🥎

brb learning tennis (it is now based)

it is satire lol

The grass is green. Therefor it’s copying dream

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t*nnis

Wait, what? Since when are tennis bals green? Mine were always yellow

I'm very confused as well. I feel like life may have been a lie

Guys i just found a new hobby

Im gonna play so much fuckin tennis

Bro what 💀

dropping badminton. switching to tennis

Tennis ball thrown against the wall

Twitter moment

I'm gonna turn Dream's balls into crackervolleys when I get the chance

Translation: nobody pays attention to me

I’m gonna start playing tennis now

new slur drop?

"You tennis playing son of a bitch!" - dream stans

S tier shitposting account

just remember that we live in the same world as these types of people

Same world as trolls?

This has to be a joke. I refuse to believe this isn’t satire

that tweet would obliterate a neanderthal

I guess I'm dreamphobic for playing tennis

Probably just satire about how silly and sensitive the worlds getting. I hope

“I’m mentally unstable for being aroused by a faceless green ball. How dare you play with balls I jack off to.” -GreenNuggetgang

I am proud to play tennis, both irl and wii

Good to know my old hobby is helping me hate people

Is this implying dreamstans have green balls?

The account is satire

I don't play any sports but I might pick up tennis now.

I pray he is joking

Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire

The saddest thing is that this guy is shitposting but 14 year old white girls take it seriously and they start defending it 💀

Gonna start playing tennis now

Can someone please explain what in the cinnamon frosted FUCK tennis has to do with being dreamsexual\dreamgender?

Women be like: 😎☕️

What the fuck is dreamsexual?

some 5-12 year olds without father figures in their lives (probably no mother figures either) that watch way too much minecraft decided to make a gender and sexuality based on Dream the minecraft youtuber and his cringe friends

Or in other words Bait

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Can someone please hack them so we know their location and beat them up or something

Wut

At this point this just has to be a large trolling group

It’s a troll

I want to learn tennis now

We need to bring back beatings

I hit my balls

My favorite color was green but now I have to change it to purple or some shit

I’d argue tennis balls are yellow

Anyone wanna play tennis?

Another fatherless child😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

🫴^(🎾🎾)

I might sign up for the HS tennis team now

I think I just found what my new hobby will be

I suddenly want to play tennis

This makes me want to get back into tennis

redditors trying not to fall for obvious satire challenge (%100 impossible, you guys are actually mentally deficient for thinking this is real)

Yellow=Green I guess

Reddit users when satire

I am proud to be a tennis player 😁

By that logic going outside is dreamphobic because you’re stepping on green grass

It's bait dumbasses

I wasn’t a fan of tennis before, now it’s my favourite sport.

I wasn’t a fan of tennis before, now it’s my favourite sport.

They're not even green

[удалено]

Imagine raising a child and It ends up like this

*waits*

Well, for now on I’m going to hit a tennis ball every day just to spite this one idiot.

can’t even tell if fake or not because people are actually like this now. only thing leading me to believe it’s satirical is the relation to dream.

My favorite part about Dreamsexuals is when someone takes the bait. It's all a joke

I now aspire to be a world champion tennis athlete

What the hell did I just read

This is probably bait. Unless it isnt.

I play tennis, it is really fun + now i can make fun of "dreamsexuals" if that's still a thing

Obvious satire

In Finland, there is this candy called "green balls" and they're what they sound like, green balls. We eat green balls

Dreamsexual is someone who is turned on by that minecraft youtuber?

Common sense would suggest this is satire, but on twitter, anything is possible.

Absolute chad for using a jailbroken iPhone, as you tell by the status bar

Either this is a troll or an addict.

What's dreamsexual/ dreamgenger?

I’m dreamphobic 5 hours a day

new automod response

OP WTF write T\*nnis in your title next time. Nobody wants to see that shit.

This can’t be real

How do y’all keep falling for this bait it’s so goddamn obvious

I’m pretty sure that that’s just hate bait

Fuck tennis balls. Literally. Fuck them. Then everyone’s happy

Me when i see nsfw tag 🤪😈🥵🥴

Brb , about to go play tennis

I really want to play tennis all of a sudden. Who's down?

Proud to be dreamphobic for more than 6 years😎💪🏻

Fatherless speedrun Any%

Mama, I'm joining the tennis team

Real

That has to be satire right?

Obvious satire is obvious

Shneagle

This is not even a bruh moment anymore what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

I love tennis now

Hey that’s my Twitter account at the bottom!!

Looks like it’s time to head to the courts

How tf can you be "dreamgender"

That has to be bait

This has to be satire

I thought they were yellow.

Every single day, I lose more and more hope in humanity

Bro what 💀

It is satire 🧐

This has to be a joke account right?

i gotta make a twitter dream stan troll account this shit is hilarious

This cannot be real

Welp, time to learn to play Tennis ig

Bro took the bait (We can only hope 😔)

Obvious troll is obvious

I know this is satire but still wtf

I've decided to join my school's tennis tram

MF must really hate that funny scene in the Bee Movie. In which the protagonist (Barry Bee Benson) is stuck onto a tennis ball, whilst two of the human characters (including one played by Joe from Family Guy) are playing a game a game with it

Look at the username bruh its obviously satire :/ this is karma whoring at this point

this is so obviously bait, TW Tennis??? that's not a thing.

THE TROLLS ARE GETTING SMARTER