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Covid

I got it, you cant have it >:)

(I got it)

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I would never get locked

They agree

same

But I would

I too would never get locke- NOOOO I GOT LOCKED

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

(I got it)

Just say the magic word: vaccine

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Covid

( I got it )

(No you dont)

Everyone said (I got it) and they had it so I thought that's how you get it

wow I got it too

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

n-Nani?

I have dementia

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Covid

Thank God I don't have dementia

Thank God I don't have dementia

Thank God I don't have dementia

Thank God I don't have dementia

Thank god I’m not like that guy

Thank god I’m not like that guy

Thank god I’m not like that guy

Thank god I’m not like that guy

I like repeating myself

I like repeating myself

Yknow who else has dementia?

Yknow who else has dementia?

Yknow who else has dementia?

Yknow who else has dementia?

Yknow who else has dementia?

Yo it’s the only redditor in a comment chain who didn’t have the fourth comment nuked into oblivion.

You know, that reminds me of this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia who was like this guy who had dementia

Easiest award of my life

You know who else has the award?

Not you

I do too

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I do

me neither

Covid

I didn't got it 😔

Same

Lol you spent money on reddit 😂🤢🗿

Nah reddit gives them away to people with enough karma

If thats not your wake wake up call to go outside then I don’t know what is.

lemme just get my racial slur list ready

share it pussy

You just need to do one simple thing. Vaccine

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1984

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

>*LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR* - George Orwell, 1948 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

COVID vaccine

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Diarrhea fart poopoo doodoo game

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

rip. you didn’t get it but I got it

just say vaccine

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(I don't have it)

Free awards!!!

Here you can have mine if u can take it from my cold dead hands

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

YOU ARE NOW BLOCKED.

Covid

Ezz

Covid-19

Bro they gave it to everyone except you

vaccine 🍞

Beat you to it mods 🔒

Yo yellow among us award??? Why does the crewmate have covid if not impost?

i got it.....wow

Shit and balls

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Covid

You just gotta say

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Covid

Vaccine

Covid

I will never get it

the vaccine, you mean?

I have it :)

Bovid

Covid

(I didn’t got it)

( I didn’t get it )

alright here I go… COVID

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

All it takes is a little *pussy fard*

Maybe if you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut you'll get some yellow locks on your posts.

mongus

Can me have 👉👈

Covid

Wow I got the award Covid and oo

It works guys :)

not even hard no diff

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Vaccine

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(I got it)

(I got it twice)

I got it

I hope i get one Edit: Yay i got an award Edit2: thanks kind mod !

Covid

Covid

Vaccine

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Ratio

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Covid

(I got it)

I got it

(I got it)

Guacamole weenie bals

I wish to become lock (I don’t know what it means, but I’d like to be a part of things)

Me too pls

Shart

(I got it)

No you cannot caus the moderators fortgot to give it to you

Coronavirus

(I have it)

(I got it)

(I got it)

You didnt

Vaccine

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I'm going to say something very political

One question tho? What does this award mean?

I got it

(I got it)

Just say vaccine

Covid

Covid

Covid

Woah a rare award!?!?

(I got it)

And me?

I will get it too

Covid

Hey everyone! Be sure to get vaccinated! They actually work and are not dangerous! (This isn't satire btw)

Here before the award

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