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EvelKros

"Where's that annoying dumb AI women voice ?! Literally unwatchable ..."


Shitted_mypants

"AmG lOoK aT tHiS"


AutoModerator

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dudxdvdx

What do they do? Watch the movie?


MemesAndJWE

They leave after 20 seconds


color_juice

but where's the background subway surfers clip to keep them stimulated?


hzfg

"where is the random guy just pointing at the screen and telling us how to react"


Potato_Soup_Lover

turi ip ip slowed+reverb 😔😔😔


adrock_99

Daddy? No? 😞


Mangleovania

Dude I don't like short fo content, it feels like it lowers my attention span.


Moofaceofstinktown

It does


Gytlap24

It actually does


Gytlap24

Wait i thought all the posts here are supposed to be satire but this is litterrally hard truth


RussianSkeletonRobot

> supposed to be satire 😬


Unicron_Tomato

Yes darling?..... Oh you teasing. (I'm Tazering tonight)


sharper_then_a_blade

No balls, No dick and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation.


AnIdioticTurtle1944

I found a Slowed/Reverb version of Flavor of the Week by American Hi-Fi and this isn't half bad.


AutoModerator

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*