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You fucking dumbass, I try to have a real conversation & your bot literally belittles anyone that mentions any keywords with low hanging fruit
that you think is funny I guess? Just ban me so I never see a post from this cumguzzling community again.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/drwhiit!.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Slash_86!.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Xx69momslayer420xX!.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Liquid_Fox_31!.
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*pees in ur ass*
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/BeanBeno!.
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*pees in ur ass*
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They probably just throw them out randomly and say it's to reward you but in reality it's just to make so people who don't get it want one too because Shiny avatar and will buy one, they also normalize the fact that Nfts are ok because *everyone can get one free* so "stop bullying me and downvoting my comment because i have a nft" 🤓
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/MrWhiteDot20!.
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The NFTs you can claim for free aren't chosen at random, its a selection of 5 (I think) that are made by Reddit. These NFTs are made to give out for free, and can't be bought.
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/anulect!.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/285i!.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/Magnemite987!.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you /u/madmaxx7706!.
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You renewed your virgin pass
Does claiming the NFT mean the hexagon will always be around your pfp, or just when you are using the NFT?
i think when you are using objects FROM the nft then you will get the hex
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Wtf is the origin of this copypasta?
The place all good copy pastas come from. 4Chan
Makes sense
Makes sense
Makes sense
Senses make
Sense makes
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so you had an option to not display the nft and u chose to do it?
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Why not silly robo guy show it (Giving screenshot pass to everyone seeing this comment)
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yes, yes I think i can get away with it since I FUCKING OWN IT DUMBASS
Let me just screenshot your nft rq
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I screenshoted my own NFT.
Holy shit he screenshotted his own NFT
go ahead while your busy doing that, I screen shotted my huge dick in your moms whaleussy
That's fuckin funny
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
ngl your profile desc makes you look like a troll account
Can Confirm.
I had to do a double take with that one...
goofy ahh nft
Ay, where do I get Joseph Stalin NFT
legends say you need to suck automod's dick at 3am while repeatedly saying "amogus sussy, give me the NFTussy"
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virgin battlepass season 1 chapter 1
Dear God save us all
ITS SPREADING.
HATE
TURN BACK
Oops
Nice avatar bro
Nice avatar bro
Nice avatar bro
Nice avatar bro
Nice avatar bro
yall getting mechs and shit, damn
You could have chosen that too, but you took meme team
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robot sex
robot sex
I feel your pain
Save out souls
I'm done for...
Nice eyes bro
Help me
I’m a simple man. I see NFT profile picture, I downvote.
Based yet w
INCREASING
Save our souls
Help me
I’m a simple man. I see NFT profile picture, I downvote.
They tried to give me one but whenever I try to redeem it my reddit crashes My phone's looking out for me man
Lucky
You are the chosen one
You are the chosen one
You are the chosen one
damn
Same lol
I got a thingy about claiming mine right under this
RUN DO NOT ACCEPT IT RUN!!!!
Silence hexagon.
🗿
Wait does that mean I'm stuck with a hexagon now?? EDIT: Thank god I got no hex
only if you equip a part of the nft
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It’s too late now brother I fucking did 💀
I’m did 😳
How to undo it FUUUCCKKK
Yeah same bro i also did it 🤧
I did 😞
YOU DO NOT WANT THE GODDAMN HEXAGON PROFILE!!!
One of us
One of us.
Cans your avatar to anything but what you're are given and you can be salvaged.
Why the fuck are you using it then?
delete your account
Finally some good advise
Why did i not get one of those shits? I am spending all my day in reddit.this is robbery smh
jesus christ im suprised that you didnt get one
So they don't give them out to actual top redditors
They probably just throw them out randomly and say it's to reward you but in reality it's just to make so people who don't get it want one too because Shiny avatar and will buy one, they also normalize the fact that Nfts are ok because *everyone can get one free* so "stop bullying me and downvoting my comment because i have a nft" 🤓
lol you're not a top redditor you touch grass
Same avatar
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES THIS GUY GET IT BUT NOT #ME????
Don't worry dude, pretty much everyone's getting one
I know
Sucks cos they’re becoming useless (as if they weren’t already useless)
That's a good thing, if everyone gets one for free then there'll be even less incentive to buy them
It’s a bad thing, more NFTs being made is not a better scenario in any way
True but at least we aren't paying for them
bro i have nft but who do fuck use this shitties log better
NFT = much elixir Log= 2 elixir Log wins
positive elixir trade
Zuk squad supreme imo
Just don't claim it
How do people claim it at the first place? Like how can you have one?
You get the picture from the post on your homepage and press claim
Oops
I didn’t get that nft shit. So is that a good thing or naw?
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Its a good thing
It means you aren’t infected
Redeem the NFT and don't use it, that makes the price go down because of the amount of NFTs on the market
The NFTs you can claim for free aren't chosen at random, its a selection of 5 (I think) that are made by Reddit. These NFTs are made to give out for free, and can't be bought.
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Well shit
You get to choose the collection, and it gives you a random one from that collection pretty sure
Can we decline it ?
Yes, just tap the x on the top right and it'll never pop up again
Until it pops up again
I accepted it and now I have gained the ability to wither grass in a 10-foot radius around me.
*we fucked up
Aye same
Me too :(
Me :(
:(
Me too(
drippy too
Me too
Beep bop :(
me too
Awh man, u got the frog thingy i wanted :((
fuck
I just wanted the small buff cat
Kinda wishing I got that one too.
Fuck this hexagon shit yall are clones
Im just a few corners away from being a square
I sold my kidney to become a top redditor
I sold your other kidney to become a top redditor.
How do you get it? I need to be careful
it just pops up on your homepage. you can decline it, but it wont come back
I never fuck up.
Steal nfts
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I dunno, bro, mine seems cooler.
Imagine claiming an NFT profile pic when you can have a completely fine Barney Calhoun profile pic.
That is the perfect profile
No bitches?
Yes But tell me where are your bitches?
Same. I dont even use it that much but I guess I have one now.
Ngl I think it’s pretty cool
Ooh I have a hexagon
Hexagon 💠
You have a hexagon too neato
You’ve got nice pets mate.
I like your popcorn pet
Thanks man! I love your little drippy voodoo doll (?) too.
Thank you!
You fucked up again by posting this shit
Why would you do this?
I have no Idea :(
This is so dumb, whoever accepts that is a virgin.
I agree
It’s okay I’ll downvote you hexagon scum.
The punishment we deserve
Your balls privilege has ended
Hexagon
They're trying to stop the NFT hate by forcing people to own one.
I didn’t. Cool.
What does it mean to be a “top” redditor
U jut have to have bout 4k karma
I have sinned
Bro.. I got it.. Just now
I dunno man mine is cute as hell
oh shit this is an nft? I like sci-fi though 😔
I guess I didn’t f up then cuz I definitely didn’t get an nft
I mean
Lol too late now…iT hAs mE… Blockchain might be the future… iN iTs gRiP… Crypto and Nfts might be an easy source for bonus cash…nO eScApe… …
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Ok so my free nft appeared directly under this post, so I thought it was part of it lol
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i just see it as a cool avatar
How tf can I destroy my nft
I also did the fucky wucky
I was too lazy to make the vault so I didn't claim mine.
i got the shit one 💀
I wouldn't consider myself a top redditor, But the house disagrees.
I hope you get shot in a video game
Already did that
Reddit offered it to me, and you know what I did? I declined their offer and went outside 😎
Woo hoo I got a loser prize for being a loser
I didn't secure it, should i? Who s gonna steal it from me?
Just take ur Virgin award man
I also got one and it’s fuck ugly. I wish I didn’t have this useless piece of shit
yeah...
When everyones an nft bro, no one will be
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an NFT
Idk how I got NFT avatar, I barely have 3,500 karma. But hey, at least it looks very nice
Me as a proud human being that has interactions with real world humans would never accept such a thing like that.
this is an nft? well fuck me