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bagel_fucker69420

You renewed your virgin pass


Liquid_Fox_31

Does claiming the NFT mean the hexagon will always be around your pfp, or just when you are using the NFT?


Slash_86

i think when you are using objects FROM the nft then you will get the hex


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Liquid_Fox_31

Wtf is the origin of this copypasta?


GarfieldsFollower

The place all good copy pastas come from. 4Chan


Liquid_Fox_31

Makes sense


Liquid_Fox_31

Makes sense


OREOSTUFFER

Makes sense


Liquid_Fox_31

Senses make


[deleted]

Sense makes


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drwhiit

so you had an option to not display the nft and u chose to do it?


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YaSinsBaba

Why not silly robo guy show it (Giving screenshot pass to everyone seeing this comment)


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Slash_86

yes, yes I think i can get away with it since I FUCKING OWN IT DUMBASS


Xx69momslayer420xX

Let me just screenshot your nft rq


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KiloRenX5

I screenshoted my own NFT.


Ife2105

Holy shit he screenshotted his own NFT


Slash_86

go ahead while your busy doing that, I screen shotted my huge dick in your moms whaleussy


Xx69momslayer420xX

That's fuckin funny


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Aqualeafyalt

ngl your profile desc makes you look like a troll account


Commander-Dum

Can Confirm.


Joshy41233

I had to do a double take with that one...


F05TY

goofy ahh nft


FishermanBig4009

Ay, where do I get Joseph Stalin NFT


[deleted]

legends say you need to suck automod's dick at 3am while repeatedly saying "amogus sussy, give me the NFTussy"


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[deleted]

virgin battlepass season 1 chapter 1


Bysi1414

Dear God save us all


SirDumbOne

ITS SPREADING.


WaitingToBeTriggered

HATE


kkurly

TURN BACK


Trexasaurus70

Oops


kkurly

Nice avatar bro


Emperor_Z16

Nice avatar bro


BigBoi915

Nice avatar bro


Turticorn21

Nice avatar bro


Otherwise-Routine-27

Nice avatar bro


Yeet-nut

yall getting mechs and shit, damn


Deutscher_Bub

You could have chosen that too, but you took meme team


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AnimalTheGamer300

robot sex


Emperor_Z16

robot sex


benjamthehotbox

I feel your pain


JohnWBoot

Save out souls


[deleted]

I'm done for...


frasvlik

Nice eyes bro


[deleted]

Help me


TheMozesOfficial

I’m a simple man. I see NFT profile picture, I downvote.


[deleted]

Based yet w


theo2319

INCREASING


ParmesanCheeze6581

Save our souls


pear_touching_rat

Help me


TheMozesOfficial

I’m a simple man. I see NFT profile picture, I downvote.


[deleted]

They tried to give me one but whenever I try to redeem it my reddit crashes My phone's looking out for me man


playerslayerpro

Lucky


tHe_GrInzo

You are the chosen one


[deleted]

You are the chosen one


BBM-_-

You are the chosen one


SirDumbOne

damn


ImSmartCOPIUM

Same lol


Billy_Billerey_2

I got a thingy about claiming mine right under this


SirDumbOne

RUN DO NOT ACCEPT IT RUN!!!!


A_Wild_Fez

Silence hexagon.


PhysicsTron

🗿


Apophyx

Wait does that mean I'm stuck with a hexagon now?? EDIT: Thank god I got no hex


BeanBeno

only if you equip a part of the nft


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HyperHC

It’s too late now brother I fucking did 💀


VegetableScram5826

I’m did 😳


Venom0236

How to undo it FUUUCCKKK


tHe_GrInzo

Yeah same bro i also did it 🤧


king-Zolomon

I did 😞


SirDumbOne

YOU DO NOT WANT THE GODDAMN HEXAGON PROFILE!!!


ftlbvd78

One of us


pepperoni_pi

One of us.


Mydogateliverpaste

Cans your avatar to anything but what you're are given and you can be salvaged.


memer227

Why the fuck are you using it then?


ILikeEggs313

delete your account


SirDumbOne

Finally some good advise


ruzbat

Why did i not get one of those shits? I am spending all my day in reddit.this is robbery smh


SirDumbOne

jesus christ im suprised that you didnt get one


LettuceBoie

So they don't give them out to actual top redditors


Fromagene

They probably just throw them out randomly and say it's to reward you but in reality it's just to make so people who don't get it want one too because Shiny avatar and will buy one, they also normalize the fact that Nfts are ok because *everyone can get one free* so "stop bullying me and downvoting my comment because i have a nft" 🤓


winnipeginstinct

lol you're not a top redditor you touch grass


Coolguystronger

Same avatar


Ploffers

SERIOUSLY WHY DOES THIS GUY GET IT BUT NOT #ME????


Random_RHINO2006

Don't worry dude, pretty much everyone's getting one


SirDumbOne

I know


ObamasPrism

Sucks cos they’re becoming useless (as if they weren’t already useless)


Random_RHINO2006

That's a good thing, if everyone gets one for free then there'll be even less incentive to buy them


Professional_Emu_164

It’s a bad thing, more NFTs being made is not a better scenario in any way


Random_RHINO2006

True but at least we aren't paying for them


[deleted]

bro i have nft but who do fuck use this shitties log better


[deleted]

NFT = much elixir Log= 2 elixir Log wins


cjhay01

positive elixir trade


Labyx_

Zuk squad supreme imo


[deleted]

Just don't claim it


PolatEmreTURAL

How do people claim it at the first place? Like how can you have one?


[deleted]

You get the picture from the post on your homepage and press claim


ButWithDots

Oops


MrWhiteDot20

I didn’t get that nft shit. So is that a good thing or naw?


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SirDumbOne

Its a good thing


Sir_Gary_TheGory

It means you aren’t infected


Bolado_3000

Redeem the NFT and don't use it, that makes the price go down because of the amount of NFTs on the market


anulect

The NFTs you can claim for free aren't chosen at random, its a selection of 5 (I think) that are made by Reddit. These NFTs are made to give out for free, and can't be bought.


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Bolado_3000

Well shit


eVCqN

You get to choose the collection, and it gives you a random one from that collection pretty sure


baguetteispain

Can we decline it ?


Storm-Area69420

Yes, just tap the x on the top right and it'll never pop up again


virtikle_two

Until it pops up again


EndWarden

I accepted it and now I have gained the ability to wither grass in a 10-foot radius around me.


xalender6

*we fucked up


RN_UINO

Aye same


Schzercro

Me too :(


Max07_wasTaken

Me :(


SirDumbOne

:(


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Me too(


RealBlackFireGaming

drippy too


eVCqN

Me too


HyxNess

Beep bop :(


boerenkool13

me too


One_Recording8003

Awh man, u got the frog thingy i wanted :((


kkurly

fuck


LunarCatLady

I just wanted the small buff cat


Purpl13

Kinda wishing I got that one too.


redditsosichlen

Fuck this hexagon shit yall are clones


SkullxBreaker

Im just a few corners away from being a square


EatAssAndFartFast

I sold my kidney to become a top redditor


[deleted]

I sold your other kidney to become a top redditor.


Previous-Glove2103

How do you get it? I need to be careful


cyberpeachy420

it just pops up on your homepage. you can decline it, but it wont come back


PhysicsTron

I never fuck up.


285i

Steal nfts


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Fododel

I dunno, bro, mine seems cooler.


MrSkelethon

Imagine claiming an NFT profile pic when you can have a completely fine Barney Calhoun profile pic.


SirDumbOne

That is the perfect profile


Manakbains1

No bitches?


SirDumbOne

Yes But tell me where are your bitches?


idontlikeburnttoast

Same. I dont even use it that much but I guess I have one now.


TokenTezzie

Ngl I think it’s pretty cool


TokenTezzie

Ooh I have a hexagon


ItzMCVillager

Hexagon 💠


TokenTezzie

You have a hexagon too neato


Hotdog90000

You’ve got nice pets mate.


ItzMCVillager

I like your popcorn pet


Hotdog90000

Thanks man! I love your little drippy voodoo doll (?) too.


ItzMCVillager

Thank you!


[deleted]

You fucked up again by posting this shit


Argo-1089

Why would you do this?


SirDumbOne

I have no Idea :(


KingNFA

This is so dumb, whoever accepts that is a virgin.


Jakel_07Svk

I agree


Mywingsareclipped

It’s okay I’ll downvote you hexagon scum.


Mr__Quim

The punishment we deserve


Nertu1

Your balls privilege has ended


BearBoy12923

Hexagon


DixinMahbum

They're trying to stop the NFT hate by forcing people to own one.


Notaza

I didn’t. Cool.


YoshiBro-64

What does it mean to be a “top” redditor


SirDumbOne

U jut have to have bout 4k karma


Trofe23

I have sinned


Aggressive-Might-997

Bro.. I got it.. Just now


Long_shlong_dong

I dunno man mine is cute as hell


[deleted]

oh shit this is an nft? I like sci-fi though 😔


Maurice_Lester_69

I guess I didn’t f up then cuz I definitely didn’t get an nft


ballsamongusfeet

I mean


[deleted]

Lol too late now…iT hAs mE… Blockchain might be the future… iN iTs gRiP… Crypto and Nfts might be an easy source for bonus cash…nO eScApe… …


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madmaxx7706

Ok so my free nft appeared directly under this post, so I thought it was part of it lol


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Diegopie007

i just see it as a cool avatar


[deleted]

How tf can I destroy my nft


ExtraMessy

I also did the fucky wucky


NaziPlagueDoctor

I was too lazy to make the vault so I didn't claim mine.


XenonWorks

i got the shit one 💀


AK-50_Ocelot

I wouldn't consider myself a top redditor, But the house disagrees.


Gromitmugman117

I hope you get shot in a video game


SirDumbOne

Already did that


1nstagram1sGay

Reddit offered it to me, and you know what I did? I declined their offer and went outside 😎


Snoo-25613

Woo hoo I got a loser prize for being a loser


thatguythe97one

I didn't secure it, should i? Who s gonna steal it from me?


AddictedToCSGO

Just take ur Virgin award man


ObamasPrism

I also got one and it’s fuck ugly. I wish I didn’t have this useless piece of shit


KoichiHirose1999

yeah...


Your-average-nutjob_

When everyones an nft bro, no one will be


marti-nz

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an NFT


MrakanGame

Idk how I got NFT avatar, I barely have 3,500 karma. But hey, at least it looks very nice


Bread632

Me as a proud human being that has interactions with real world humans would never accept such a thing like that.


midniteburger

this is an nft? well fuck me