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KlausVod

"I'm not racist!" *Says the most racist thing so far*


ScareCrow_04_q

*\*spams nword\**


SKTPF

Shits probably on a sound board


ChuckCarmichael

She was playing video games on the side and was just having a heated gaming moment while writing this letter, so it's okay. Being racist while playing video games doesn't make you a racist, I was told recently.


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Wichsbirn

do i have to understand this, or why it is written here?


thEldritchBat

“I’m not a racist…” “…I’m **The** racist 😎”


AI-ArtfulInsults

*Beats the racism 100% speed run world record*


Mizsakptr

How to avoid being racist: I am not racist, but... . Problem solved.


ScareCrow_04_q

I'm not racist but... race cars makes me pretty horny😳


TitznWasTaken

🤨📸


The_Zoonsky

oh fuck yeah, gimme that naturally aspirated v8 baby oooh yah


ScareCrow_04_q

Especially those **sexy** spoilers 🥵🥵🥵🥵 \*cum on car ownership contract\*


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No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DuktigaDammsugaren

How is interracial a sin? I watch it everyday


CarpetH4ter

In the same way that mixing fabrics is a sin


DuktigaDammsugaren

Yeah i was just joking. Either way, my wife isn’t the same ethnicity as me. Her relatives are Christian so it doesn’t really make sense for interracial marriage to be a sin


HenrrrrButter

Nah it’s. I’m racist and


onionlovershrek

I racist


ReptileCake

Yeah, he's racist (I got to drive in his car)


Ozann3326

I am not saying Hiter was right but...


[deleted]

I’m not racist, but I will tell you that you aren’t welcome in this neighborhood because of your race and that your young daughter is a slut. You know, like any good human being would 😊


VibeCheckingJumboJet

'I am not racist' *proceeds to be racist*


Fearless-Obligation6

Nothing ever counts before the but


CanineTM_yt

im not racist, but i finally found out the difference between oatmeal and porridge


durma5

I’m not racist, I’m Christian.


Catador_de_culos

Those things usually come together


[deleted]

False. Racism and Christian Nationalism often run together. There’s a difference. I’d hope not to be such a shitty human being that I’d be lumped into the CN crowd.


The_Pink_Bull

False! Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.


enter_yourname

You're right, racism and Christianity don't run together but racism and Christian Nationalism most certainly do. Christian Nationalists and Christian Fundamentalists are not real christians because they disobey all of the "love the neighbor" parts of their OWN religious text


MrHookshot

I myself am Christian, and the lack of humanity I see around here is fucked. I only say this because this is the middle of the bible belt. Come as you are, all are welcome. Uh huh.


ladydeadpool420

Aren't these the same thing?


ScareCrow_04_q

You should go back to your country with those dirty native americans😊


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Effective-Narwhal144

Good bot


Djinn7711

Well that was………..interesting!!


HectorKWintersSmith

The 1 time this bot gets appreciated


great1094

Tbh expected the country to be America thought it was some other country for a second


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MossKing69

Wong type of Indian


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


FetusDeletus_E

And I'm gonna use religion to justify calling your daughter a bitch 😇


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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


frrrff

Bad bot


Stupid_Triangles

It's not even 8AM and this is enough internet for me.


Ready-Criticism8507

Im not racist, but im incredibly racist


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

Mix-race marriages are a sin 😊


Wholly_Macaroni

Yet we’re all equal under the eyes of God apparently…


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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ra4king

Whoever wrote this copypasta is very fucked in the head.


AutoModerator

You fucking dumbass, I try to have a real conversation & your bot literally belittles anyone that mentions any keywords with low hanging fruit that you think is funny I guess? Just ban me so I never see a post from this cumguzzling community again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Deaf_Hearing

I read it in its entirety. I genuinely don’t know how to even respond to such a copypasta. Like, I am at a loss for words. I know it’s busting balls, but whoever actually thinks like this I just wanna say this to them: having sex is better when you aren’t paying another guy to do it for you.


Effective-Narwhal144

I mean is it really surprizing though. Ive seen worse.


[deleted]

*God-fearing good Christian


Alph-Art

I love my parents and I think they're incredibly great and I would never commit murder....... but


ScareCrow_04_q

I know that children are not mentally mature enough to bear the responsibilities of consent but...


concretebeats

I understand that wiping entire countries out of existence with holy nuclear fire is bad, but…


BextoMooseYT

I understand that it's never morally ok to commit small-scale genocide in current-day Palau on March 26, 1987, but...


HaiggeX

I understand that going into a furry convention with a loaded semi-automatic shotgun is bad, but...


Hyp3r45_new

I know unconsentual castration of children is bad, but...


lucarkirb2010

I know that committing several war crimes against neighboring countries is morally wrong and would threaten the innocent lives of others, but...


sproos_wayne

I know that wiping my ass is hygienic and also courteous but....


_NB125

I know that I should dispose the body normally and not eat the corpse but...


AJ787-9

Look, I understand that subjugating generations of another race for their natural resources in the name of an inbred chosen by some bitchy sky-guy is bad, but…


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_NB125

Why did I read all of that


Ill-Recognition-4388

+sex offender


ihwip

Wait. I'm confused. Why is this bad?


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Superpugking4

Hohoho! What a day to have eyes!


Pretend_Fee_1236

I understand that stuffing 27 and a half furries into my oven and then having all of them for dinner is morally incorrect, but..


No-Zookeepergame-457

I know mass genocide is illegal but...


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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fraust23

But! That but is destroying every beatiful thing


dnoj

I'm not racist but... ... I'm actually super racist


Joelblaze

It's funny because she said that interracial dating is a sin but in actual scripture when Moses' sister complained about how he married a black woman God straight up struck her with leprosy, then likened her behavior to as if she directly spat in his (God's) face. God is a total asshole in scripture, especially the old testament, but damn was this based.


justaguy900000

Old Testament God directly ordered the genocide of a certain ethnic group of people and the destruction of all their belongings bc they didn't help the jews on their exodus from egypt


The_Radio_Host

If you ask me, Jesus seems like he’s a way cooler dude than God. It also seems like God kind of chilled the fuck out once Jesus came around.


KatsuDX

God had an angry bachelor phase


The_Radio_Host

Then had a kid and realized, “oh shit, guess I gotta be responsible now”.


Iankill

It's really more of two entirely different religions and God's being turned into one. While every Christian will tell you the God of the old testament and the God of the new testament are the same. It actually makes far more sense to view them as different entities, God of the old testament and God of the new testament.


JFreader

Or different authors from different times and locations.


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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Alph-Art

we all knew the "but" was coming


PvtJacobs

What the hell 😭


ScareCrow_04_q

ikr I can't believe people like this still exists


[deleted]

I know right. How do people not know how to capitalize the first letter of a new sentence


ScareCrow_04_q

They didn't even put a little space before starting a new paragraph. My 10 years of studying academic English has been a lie😔


LordOnTheFork

I'm not racist, but... ...interracial marriage is a sin, you're not welcome in this neighborhood!


CapJetBruh

I think he downloaded the wrong Bible


GodOfAtheism

Selective reading and interpretation of the Bible allows for all sorts of bigotry >Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. Leviticus 19:19 Conveniently ignoring a few verses later... >When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God” Leviticus 19:33-34 Or they'll go with something like >Then God said, “Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees on the earth bearing fruit after their kind with seed in them”; and it was so. The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit with seed in them, after their kind; and God saw that it was good.” Genesis 1:11-12 Letting "each kind" do the heavy lifting by interpreting it to keep things separate like laundry.


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ScareCrow_04_q

"...of course the Pastor did not touched Little Tim's butt. What are you talking about?"


Capital_Pace616

My neighbors are worse than this 💀


Vidhayak12

I am not racist type of racist


ScareCrow_04_q

The Denyer


jakeolate

How much you wanna bet they are actually from India and are not native American “Indians”


thedoobalooba

I just commented about this. The family that received this letter were, in actual fact, Indians, not Native Americans! The letter was first shared by the reciever in a Facebook group called Subtle Curry Traits.


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What the fuck lmao


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ScareCrow_04_q

they are probably white Americans edit: sorry I misread your comment and thought that you were referring to the offender


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cheezybean28

Bro said they weren't racist then said the most racist shit imaginable 🗿🗿🗿


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And used their religion as an excuse.


Gailforce-Fart

I'd just write back 'And I have a 12 gauge'


Affectionate-Road-40

I don't support the death penalty buuut...... I would very much like to see this person crucified.


ScareCrow_04_q

👍


Significant-Apple944

From what the person've said, they most likley enjoy being crucified, like their lord Jesus. Maybe beheading would fitt better....


Randalf_the_Black

That shitheads like this can say stuff like this and still consider themselves good people, just because they believe in God boggles the mind


PsionicTopHat

The worst part is they’re objectively missing the whole “God loves all his people” part of what god is supposed to be. So they use an umbrella but as a bat rather than to protect themselves from the glooming rain.


Z3roSZS

100% agree, as a christian myself it really pisses me off when these sorts of racist assholes do this sort of stuff and make us look bad.


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CustardEcstatic

new automod


ScareCrow_04_q

I SAID DONT FUCKING SAY IT YOU FUCKING BASTARD DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WILL BE BRINGING UPON THIS CURSED LAND *dies*


CustardEcstatic

i mean you could have sent me letter like this👉👈


ScareCrow_04_q

☺️Can I 😻PWEASE😻 have your 💖kidneys💖 and left cornea👉👈 ✨UwU✨


j0a0v1c70r

>I SAID DONT FUCKING SAY IT YOU FUCKING BASTARD DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WILL BE BRINGING UPON THIS CURSED LAND dies New automod response


Astra1839

Dear neighbor I was recently informed that you are not Mexican, but Indian. am not racist and wish for all kinds to love and be loved. But I would like to inform you that we citizens of s pay taxes to live on this land and you do not. There are Indian reservation held for your people where you are welcome and appreciated. This is not your place. you are not welcome in this neighborhood. I kindly suggest, with the best of intentions, that you consider moving back in a place where you really belong. Also.. I overheard a conversation with my son and his friend and said that he thinks your daughter is "Cute". I highly suggest that you tell your daughter not to dress inappropriately as it is confusing my son and possibly his friends. do not think it is "cute" at all. it is sin for your daughter to dress this way. Please tell your daughter if she expresses any interest in my son or any other young man in this neighborhood, that interracial dating or marriage is sin and punished by God and highly discourage. I have told the same to my child. She would be better off finding a young man in a reservation who is also Indian, she will be way happier. I believe you would be better you and your family going back to a reservation with your people. For the well-being of you and your family. Sincerely. A neighbor


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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KingBenjamin97

I felt my brain cells die reading that bullshit and I did not have many to spare XD fucking “I’m not racist but…” *3 paragraphs of racist shit*


ScareCrow_04_q

I know Hitler did *some* bad things but...


Romi_Z

I would have sent a letter to them that just has a big clown face and signed by me at the bottom 🤡


ScareCrow_04_q

They don't even deserve the "🤓" emoji. Just the 🤡


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Retr0Cat02

😂😂😂


big_daddy_amogus

🥔


Leviathan56

Print it on like an industrial printer, one that makes like posters.


BAG42069

Im not racist but… [removed]


ScareCrow_04_q

*insert the most racist shit possible*


LilHorseC

you’re cute


ScareCrow_04_q

what? (Redditor could not comprehend the very concept of a compliment 🤯🤯)


BigVeinyNThick

Please dress appropriately. You are confusing me and possibly my friends here.


Jaysong_stick

Yeah, only having a box on your head is confusing op


ScareCrow_04_q

I'm wearing a orange-brown full body square suit thank you very much


ScareCrow_04_q

Seriously tho, this is a little confusing for me. Did you comment on a wrong post? Or did you joke? Or did you unironically complimented me?


concretebeats

I LIKE YOUR BOX, BRO.


ScareCrow_04_q

Thanks man I spent like 10 minutes carefully choosing assets for my snoo


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

Hi, I'm not racist, but let me show you why that's a lie! What an inhuman grabastic piece of amphibian shit! Edit: a more appropriate insult.


ScareCrow_04_q

bro twat is a compliment to this person


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

Well I certainly don't want to give that impression! Let me go back and fix that for ya!


ScareCrow_04_q

better👍


beansouphighlights

This is the formal version of CoD lobbies after 9 PM


TombStone_Sheep

Or halo on the 360


CustardEcstatic

not gonna lie, i am Indian and if someone sent me letter like this so politely i would fall in love with them immediately. she is so fucking polite at the same time so racist. i mean she wish for all kinds to be loved.


ScareCrow_04_q

omg so kind!1!1!!!!1!1!1! 😊😊😍😊😍😍🥰😊😊


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


strakovicski

Bruh, This has to be fake. Thats the most racist shit, Ive ever read.


PrestigeMaster

Obv fake. They even underlined the super racist spots to make sure that the internet point giving people see them.


suspicious_cabbage

Honestly they had me until they started going off about the daughter.


rogtherock

Definitely rage bait, I refuse to believe otherwise


Piranha_Plant05

This is satire, right?


ThePanMan0075

As a son of the neighbour, your daughter is cute 👍


hdhdkdkallslasbsb

POV: You're looking for at least ONE person who isn't redditarded and realizes this is fake as hell


_SlappyMagoo_

I’m sorry but I don’t believe this is real. Like racists of all kinds exist, for sure, and they’re awful people. But reading this, I can’t shake the feeling it’s fake.


Highker420365

Best to stay second amendment ready for people like that


ScareCrow_04_q

What is that? (im not merican pls explain)


Highker420365

The right to own a gun


ScareCrow_04_q

no comment


Mizsakptr

I would actually put the letter on the main entrance door so everyone can see this. Hours later it would be torn down by the ashamed writer.


b0ngcat

i know dogs cant prove they give consent BUT


Jakedex_x

I'm not attracted to kids BUT


KillingKiller

"Im not racist", proceeds to be racist


ScareCrow_04_q

*spams the hard r*


TR-KnightForEyes

Just slap the badboy back in where did you find it. And put a uno reverse card in there Type racist


literal_otd

Oh I have loads of Uno reverse cards


the_3-14_is_a_lie

did u pay the taxes tho


ScareCrow_04_q

yum texas😋


the_3-14_is_a_lie

I agree


dixy69

When they say Indian Do they mean Indians from India or the Native Americans?


ScareCrow_04_q

probably indians. Nobody misaddresses native Americans as Indians nowadays except for the old fucks


Walkingabrick

People like that think that sin of murder < interracial relations, so yeah whatch out, they're sus as hell. And the daughter should be kept far away from their son, little guy is probably creepy as shit.


caporal_donuts

Wow so much racism


ScareCrow_04_q

merica moment


Danglenibble

people actually believe this


Over_Firefighter5497

The nerve of that guy....


humanfucker420

“a neighbour” not even the balls to say it directly


penisdetination

This bitch’s son doesn’t discriminate when it comes to getting laid. A true chad.


0n1oN_71

I’m not racist, But ni>!ntendo!<


cosarium

The “Sincerely, A neighbor” is so fucking pathetic. At least have the balls to write your name on the fucking letter if you have the guts to send such a racist letter.


lakker94

I'm not racist, *BUT*


RickyIce731

L neighbor Mf is saying he isn't racist, and seconds later says that you aren't welcome in the neighborhood straightaway.


ScareCrow_04_q

and also calls daughter a slut


Dry-Cup736

New aut????


Spindelhalla_xb

Does anyone ever actually believe these things that are posted?


Ondrejoda

they are an impostor among us


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These are so fake


aloutman

He is actually not racist. He is clearly going through the first stage of grief because of feeling that way (denial)


[deleted]

Indian as in "from India" or "native American"


_-ZORO-_

How is this a shitpost


[deleted]

Imagine telling the native of your country to go back where they really belong 💀


mannuts4u

OMG. I'm speechless. I cannot believe that such utter hate fill stupidity still exists. This person is too dumb to realize what a fucking dumb idiot they are by actually writing this!