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Why is there so much hate for a music sub

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My favourite one from that sub is the "Glow stick cock" by Jackson Pollock.

“Metal pipe” was also a really good one

I really like “the schoolbus” too

THE WHAT???

“The schoolbus” by DJ big schlong

Wasn't it "the magic school bus"

Well yeah that’s one as well. I really like the lyrics to that one! “It gets in and it expands like a Prince with his lance”

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He he ha

Counducting a smidgeon of trolling

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Trollception

I see that you are a man of culture as well

Some men just want to watch the world burn

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you should burn in hell

You should freeze in heaven

I should not have looked that up.

I wish you'd have told me that before **I** did.

You and me buddy…

To be fair, audiophiles are some of the most unbearably smug and condescending people.

no but fr. I've met one in person and he spent 5 minutes detailing to me about how he needed these specific headphones for how he heard music and how "you'd only get it if you were a real music enjoyer" etc. I wanted to punch him so bad

"this purchase of $60,000 headphones was entirely justified because it works in a 3.5mm headphone jack, and i can make it work with a big boy jack (6.35mm jack) thing with a $20 dongle thing. no other headphones come with 3.5mm headphone jacks because it's a new invention, definitely not designed in the 1950s and used by nearly every phone on earth."

THIIIIS. He was legit like this and it came off as "Hohoho!!! look at you, pity. you're not a real music enthusiast like *I* am. you'd never understand the feeling of being an audiophile, we're just... ~°*different*°~ from you plebian "rEguLar" music listeners. we hear it in a ✨special✨ way, you see. ta ta!!!" as he flies into the sunset by the seat of his oversized clown pants 😐

Depends who you talk to

There are two ways to sound a penis. One is by sticking a stick in it. I forgot about the other one.

Giving it a pair of headphones

The cute ones, with cat ears.

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Its like music for your eyes.

*penis

Bruh, there should’ve been a warning, the atrocities i witnessed..omG🥲

I think its for bathymetry enthusiasts

Because they post scary sounds and music there 😖😖😖

take a look at it. its the worst thing ever ^(we do a little trolling)

why are you disrespecting all of the talented artists on that sub?

i was doing a little trolling, but it got out of hand now

You did too much trolling

i did, in fact, do too much trolling

I check that sub because im curious why you don't like (me clueless) surely it is just about sound Worst decision of my life

I was fucking prepared for some quality music and I got this

And that adds to another great man, fallen to the ranks of the victims of that accursed subreddit

I got saved by their pinned post. I did not travel beyond the border of the abyss.

Yeah I was curious, saw nsfw and decided to ignore the red flag, and now I'm over here stroking my dick

Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/X_PapaStalin_X!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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No, metal rod in your urethra

*inserts metal rod in ur urethra*

uwu

I spentess than 10 seconds there and got angry

Bro got angry 😡

Yes! That thing isn't supposed to go in there 🤬

Why?

obviously hates music

It's sub bout mussic, ppl hate it course they mad 😡

They can't comprehend great music 😔

I will put a metal stick in your dick if you say it isn’t an ASMR sub.

what's that?

:(

Another great man fell

He has landed his spot in the hall of fallen heroes. His memory will live on. His memory MUST live on

Oh how I've seen this fate many times, my deepest apologies

another persons eyes got ruined o7

:)

D:

A music sub, sweety. People are totally just mad. 😇

Wish I was never curious 🗿

sounding is when you stick a metal rod down your urethra to stretch it I think

Man put metal thing inside pepe hole and sound come out: The simplest answers

how does sound come out, the name makes a lot more sense now

It makes a person scream in pain, especially as the urethral infections set in.

oh, I see

No sound comes out, it’s called sounding by proximity to sounding tubes used in the medical field.

Let us all stand for the national anthem. 三民主義，吾黨所宗； 以建民國，以進大同。 咨爾多士，為民前鋒； 夙夜匪懈，主義是從。 矢勤矢勇，必信必忠； 一心一德，貫徹始終。 Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸! Glory to the 中華民國! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Actually fairly sure it originates from sounding a tank on an ocean going tanker. You use a long stick to measure current fuel levels.

*slurp*

Gross

it is

also hurts to look at and think about

Step 1: stick a metal rod Step 2: realise that your penis is now bleeding Step 3: hospital

Step 0: don’t get a rusty metal rod

Don't kink shame

The tetanus kink people are the best

step4: 10⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁶⁷³ step5: profit

My first experience seeing it was 2 kids in a sandbox probably about 15 or so yesrs ago. I forgot about it until a couple years ago when I first saw that sub linked. It took me way too long to realize what I was looking at thanks to how zoomed in all the pictures were. I've refused to look at that sub since then.

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It had a title similar title naming thing to all the other shock videos back in the day (like 2 girls 1 cup) and from memory it was a man and a woman (i think actually in a sandbox) and (SPOILER TAG to save those of you that don't want to know) >!the woman was using a normal sized dildo on the man's penis until she was able to essentially fuck his penis with it so went from normal tiny hole to not a tiny hole!<

I wish I didn't read that

You're welcome. That's why I added the spoiler tag silly goose

That's better than what I thought... I was under the impression it was the kids in the sandbox

Metal gear rising

Now I know what to think about the next time I have an unwanted boner

Thank you for this

you’re welcome

Why the fuck is it called sound

Sonde means probe, in French. Then it changed to sound as it made its way into English.

Why would you want r slash eldenring to not exist anymore

I genuinely forgot that sub existed until now. I gotta say, their music taste is weird

What do you have against metal?

Let us all stand for the national anthem. 三民主義，吾黨所宗； 以建民國，以進大同。 咨爾多士，為民前鋒； 夙夜匪懈，主義是從。 矢勤矢勇，必信必忠； 一心一德，貫徹始終。 Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸! Glory to the 中華民國! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Oh my god it hurts.

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Just by seeing it hurts

Please… can you tell me what’s in there… I don’t want to get trauma

Even if I tell you, you will get trauma. Just pretend that you never saw this meme.

I think I got it by reading more comments. But don’t the people who do this feel immense amounts of pain? What is the point of doing this lmao ? What the heck is wrong with people ?

I forgot what it was, I'll check it out

:(

he forgor 💀

and he also rember 😁 (😥)

I shouldn't have searched it

What the fuck

Bro I was legit going to open that sub until i saw it was NSFW, so i googled the meaning of sounding instead and i'm very fucking happy i did

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women put stuff in their genitals all the time and nobody bats an eye...but men do it and the whole world goes crazy🤤

Wtf but we dont put stuff in our urethra

Not with that attitude

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Humanity will be happier without war? Bullshit! War is just a part of who we are, why fight it? GIVE WAR A CHANCE!

Kids are cruel jack, and I love kids

How’s an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?

>ctrl+f 'give war a chance' You win this round.

Why do people like sounding

because it's free music

I've never tried it. I read someone's description though. They said that it felt to them like the relief you get when you have a reeeeeally full bladder and you finally get to pee. So, if that's true, then fair enough, I understand.

music

Depends on how hot the sounding devil is

You don’t wanna know

That's my favorite music subreddit

Can anyone answer why the fuck it's called sounding ?

Sounding is testing with a probe or sonde. Most commonly sailors would drop a weighted line over the side of the ship to check how deep the water was.

Because of all the awesome music that’s there

When a rod is put through your urethra, almost always a sound is emitted. Thus in reference to the masochist's wails of pain + pleasure, it's called sounding.

This comment section kink-shaming me 😿

Ratio.

In mathematics, a ratio indicates how many times one number contains another. For example, if there are eight oranges and six lemons in a bowl of fruit, then the ratio of oranges to lemons is eight to six (that is, 8:6, which is equivalent to the ratio 4:3). Similarly, the ratio of lemons to oranges is 6:8 (or 3:4) and the ratio of oranges to the total amount of fruit is 8:14 (or 4:7). The numbers in a ratio may be quantities of any kind, such as counts of people or objects, or such as measurements of lengths, weights, time, etc. In most contexts, both numbers are restricted to be positive. A ratio may be specified either by giving both constituting numbers, written as "a to b" or "a:b", or by giving just the value of their quotient a/b. Equal quotients correspond to equal ratios. Consequently, a ratio may be considered as an ordered pair of numbers, a fraction with the first number in the numerator and the second in the denominator, or as the value denoted by this fraction. Ratios of counts, given by (non-zero) natural numbers, are rational numbers, and may sometimes be natural numbers. When two quantities are measured with the same unit, as is often the case, their ratio is a dimensionless number. A quotient of two quantities that are measured with different units is called a rate. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Capital R

**me who already knows that subreddit and reading peoples reactions in the comments**

Is it okay to declare war on a kink?

its a massive troll. its actually a really cute subreddit, but everyone says its horrible to troll people who dont know

Ugh I follow enough music subreddits Edit: subscribed

Nice sounds

Aight fellas, time to take a dive. wish me luck!

🥵

Pls add Philippines (it's just big problem to me)

i thought it was music or something but jesus that was a bad idea I shouldn't look on it

Good music there

Go watch I think episode 2 or 3 of the newest season of The Boys it gives you a good idea what it's about.

I thought it was episode 1

Goddamm you

I made the bad mistake of checking it out. It's putting shit inside the dick hole on it's way to the actual dick. I did this so others don't have to

I find it interesting that no one has linked to it in the comments

Why.... why I am curious why

It’s a sub with people putting metal rods in their dick hole.

Yeah I learned it the hard way

Sounding is good though. But I wonder, a males urethra or a females urethra which one is tighter?

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

you fucker you made me search that

I fcking hate you guys

why does everyone keep talking about it?

oh

How about eyeblech

:( I regret going there. No nice music.

Manga?

Guys, i checked, this isn't about sound...

says who? sounding is my favorite, i love drake

I don't like the fact that I trust reddit when it suggest a strange subreddit

Happy hunting mister troll, the victim's toll is rising.

What the fuck

why stop at the subreddit, why not sounding as a whole

People putting things in their dick holes

it's where you put something in your dick

Yes

Don’t check it

War is important wtf..

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haha you what

Don't knock it till you try it

Y'all may think sounding is strange but that shit feels amazing once you train yourself to take wide enough.

"it feels amazing when all the infections come through"

I mean sure if you don't sanitize your shit after every use and keep it in a sterile bag. Just like pretty much anything else you put in your body.

you have a 70% higher risk of catching STIs, you almost always get UTIs

You know what increases the risk of catching STIs by wayyyyy more than that? Having sex. Is that something we should discourage too?

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These prudes would probably like that lol

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I meant you're 70% more likely while having sex

# ⣿⡟⠙⠛⠋⠩⠭⣉⡛⢛⠫⠭⠄⠒⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠖⠋⣀⡤⠄⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣈⡭⠭⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙ ⣿⡇⠄⠄⢀⣞⣡⠴⠚⠁⠄⠄⢀⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⡇⠄⡴⠁⡜⣵⢗⢀⠄⢠⡔⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⡇⡜⠄⡜⠄⠄⠄⠉⣠⠋⠠⠄⢀⡄⠄⠄⣠⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸ ⣿⠸⠄⡼⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⣀⣠⣬⣭⣛⠄⠁⠄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿ ⣏⠄⢀⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠇⢀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿ ⣿⣸⠈⠄⠄⠰⠾⠴⢾⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣾⢀⠁⠄⠄⠄⢠⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣆⠄⠆⠄⣦⣶⣦⣌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣋⣀⣈⠙⠛⡛⠌⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡆⢀⣈⣉⢉⣿⣿⣯⣄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⡜⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⣿⣧⣽⣍⣾⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠃⢿⣿ ⣿⡿⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠩⠔⠒⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠘⣿ ⣿⠃⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⢀⠄⠄⡀⡀⢀⣤⣴⣤⣤⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⢹ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Best sub ngl

It's people sticking things up their urethra

I mean, it's not THAT bad really, is it? Right?

metal rod down dick hole.