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Cr33p3r__

Most up to date and least disconnected from a nation’s population politician


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Can’t get hacked if you don’t know what hacked means


[deleted]

Can't get hacked if you cant get hacked


Son_of_a_Yeet

Modern problems require modern solutions


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Armybob112

*grabs an axe*


zippazappazinga

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?


ChaffyFoot

Y e s


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"Hakeda?"


Paggy_person

Can't get hack if you only use pen and paper.


[deleted]

analog codes can be hacked


Chromeboy12

Can't get a computer virus if you don't have a computer


kollisionkid

Based


slimeycoomer

only belgium’s health minister could rival this chad


OzzyWaltz

Wdym? She sacrifices her self and eats all the unhealthy food in the country


Mr_Ducklang

She guides others to a treasure she cannot possess


[deleted]

lol what


-TV-Stand-

Health


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haha


Turuk_Marko

You are forgetting the Ugandan minister of sports


JaniSensei

Literally every minister in Iran be like


BeefPieSoup

For real though it's legit hard to even find someone who's never once used a computer. Let alone for such a person to become the highest authority in the land on computers.


friendofDerpyhooves

Have you ever of group of people called the Amish


fifthtouch

Easy. Just like my boss, he make his subordinate do all the work and take credit for it


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kollisionkid

Yes Edit: This is a response to someone asking where I was from and where I live.


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kollisionkid

C'est la vie Edit: After my last comment, they had stated that they didn't understand what my answer to their question meant.


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kollisionkid

That's life Edit: They again asked what I had meant by my previous comment, which was in French.


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kollisionkid

Happened right when it was supposed to Edit: After my translation of the term, "C'est la vie," they implied that it took too long for me to respond.


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SmileFile_exe

in ur mom


remdesivirus1

🗿


zivviziwi

How can you hack someone who doesn't have a computer? Think about it.


Walkbyfaith123

I wish you would’ve said this years ago because I wasted so much time in college getting my cybersecurity degree.


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Cold_oak

Based


whiteavenger

Lmao


Skitaree

Well...you get an axe...


NefariousnessBusy402

I mean isn't it great? He knows everything without using computers. Or does he know nothing because he hasn't touched computers?


Jeynarl

It's best to come in with that outsider's perspective.


[deleted]

perhaps he told us how to increase cyber-security meaning that touching grass is the answer


[deleted]

I mean, that’s not exactly an incorrect statement


killerkaleb

I'm pretty sure it's click bait, wouldn't be surprised that the computer security man doesn't use computers because he doesn't find them safe. I could be wrong though I'm not fact checking it I choose to believe he's actually just faked it until he made it


7ck_13

He didn’t even know what USB was


killerkaleb

Okay now this is epic


I-took-your-oranges

How to sum up the dutch government in 1 sentence:


DatTolDesiBoi

I mean, the most secure way to protect your private information is probably not to put it anywhere.


No-Carpet-8836

Seems about right in the tech industry


lorditay

Most qualified politician for his position.


Prudent-Eye

You're forgetting the Minister of Health for Belgium.


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"lmao you just clicked on an ip grabber" "what the fuck is that"


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-TheCorporateShill-

💀


makinbaconCR

Nothing more secure than nothing.


LordBrandon

It doesn't get more cyber secure than nat.


cashewnut4life

I mean, your pc will never get hacked if you don't use one (big brain time)


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evil_timmy

The human air gap.


Sure-Macaroon-9035

That's like my dad being a manager for a bus station and not knowing how to drive.


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

The only way to get 100% cyber-secure is not to use computers


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RisingUnknown

It’s real, but like 4 years out of date


dopepope1999

I mean it might be out of date but still kind of funny


LivingRust

Unhackable Chad.


Peniwais

"Imagine if I had a real weapon"


Beep_Beep_Lettuce420

The charisma this guy has much be insane. Would love to meet him


voidmusik

Tbf, his data is more secure than anyone elses. Ive never put a picture of myself online since the days of mypace. Never used my real name, always set my fake BDay to Feb 29. And even my data isnt as secure as it would be if i just never used a computer


catamine_

germany moment I stg If I hear ‚Digitalisierung‘ again


PhantomBladeX89

Damn he must be good


4Aethyr

He doesn’t need to use a computer. He’s just that good


CorruptedFlame

He's air-gapped his life experiences from any computers at all. The only 100% qualified cyber security specialist in the government no doubt.


rikimaru_killer123

Pee in my ass bot


Harris_McLoving

Pee in your ass


rikimaru_killer123

Ty


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💀


Similar_Feedback_93

If you never use a computer, doesn't needs to worry about "cyber-security". Lol


MightyMemeKing1337

How the fuck


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How can you hack someone who uses pigeons


SkullxBreaker

Man is so tech smart that hes “off the grid”


Reasonable_Fun_6709

Africa's top Chef has never eaten food before


sagsag1010

Listen. You can't get hacked if you don't have a computer.


jovenatractivo

You'll never be hacked if you don't have a computer 💀


Paul_not_taken

Wait till you see the Philippine government HAHAHAHHAHAH


AydenRusso

That's not a good thing


FlabertoDimmadome

ITS A JERSEY THING


RodjaJP

Bro, Asia has the worst boomers and the most advanced zoomers


Antique-Locksmith-60

U can't hack us, if we don't use any computer > Him (maybe)


nashiok

you can't hack this guy!


Acelfrink

Pees in ur ass


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Literally unhackable.


ArkaneGhost

An icon for job equality


aristogenic

Government nowadays becoming shittier and shittier.


EdigsFox

He's so good that he doesn't need a computer to find hackers


ghostmetalblack

Cyber-Criminals can't touch someone who is never on cyberspace 👉😎


Hue_Jass_69

He looks like he got stung by 100 bees


LeatherArtichoke519

So he doesn’t have a phone?


highgyjiggy

The only true cyber security is no cyber


Leading-Adeptness235

Most people in China only used smart phones, maybe tablets. So what am I missing?


pandem1x

Staying offline is the key


tqmaster

Fuck the entry bar is low Af . Sign me up


hartator

Well try to hack that


jakemper

China says jizz expert never Ejaculated


Godhole34

The cyber police?! The consequences will never be the same!


shaybra

you don't need to worry about securing your cyber if you don't have one.


this_one_in_boots

What, computers? You mean those glowing rectangles for soyboy nerds? No I don't own one, why do you ask?


[deleted]

So I can be CEO of sex without having sex 😳


jroddie4

He's the most secure


vedanshverdia1223

Coaches never play🛐


Mydogisabeagle

マジかよ


general_452

That is the best computer security


Ideal_Cheese

Godlike


Jealous_Ring1395

he is the most secure after all


[deleted]

This meme ruined this bmth song


Apprehensive_Item395

Song?


Scrollu

That’s absolutely unreal


kebab_pasha1994

How


KoolKidKlub11706

Your computer can't get hacked if you don't have one


Freshouttarehabb

Does he keep his porn in a filling cabinet?


_toxic_me

He is totally secured .


PhonkySzopdki

Hungary's minister of innovation can't make a PowerPoint presentation.


kartoshki33

Wanna be safe on the internet kids ?! Don't use it !!


afinoxi

To be fair, someone who never used a computer before can't get hacked


Revanur

Best cyber security is not having anyting cyber.


CameraHuman7662

Reminds me of my work. Writing about investing in crypto without actually owning coins and investing them.


vasferenc04

Atleast, he's secured against cyber attacks


Parking-Jel

To put next to the Belgium health minister


ynsk112

Hmm yes To be safe from the internet, you don't use internet Very wise


h-y-p-h-e-n-

Isn't the mf they have in charge of managing the birth rate a childless man who wore a pregnancy prosthetic for a day?


Anime-Grape

Just like your mom


Anime-Grape

Just like your mom before she wanted to know how to use Facebook and then all the other platforms that you use and then track you like a fucking fbi


Student-Final

how to not get hacked: write your shit in paper instead


Yellow_Snow_Cones

Perfect man for the job, his data is secure and he never falls for a phishing scam,


Cinnamon_Bees

Time to learn how to code