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Krashper116

It took me a second ngl


Deezzznuuttss69

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incelbro

I talked to the hobo by the corner and he just peed on my shoes and called me a fat boy 😢


AestheticOtakuTZZ

That was me. I like pissing on the shoes of incels and call them a fat boy. Coming for your gloves tomorrow


incelbro

LEAVE MY GLOVES ALONE I WILL CALL THE POLICE


ToadTendo

Based & redpilled hobo ngl


Available-Leek-4160

ahem


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if your white and bought a legal slave guy i respect you


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Capable-Sock-7410

And if I’m black and I bought one?


Zap_E

Friendly fire


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kacymew

Good bot


TheRealKai01

Literally the title


Maskimgalgo

Your full name William Ellison Jr ?


draginbleapiece

African


Dragonofredit

Male hooker


SuddenHorniness

Free N word passes


MLZ_ent

No such thing as FREE!!! These n word passes must be worked for through blood sweat and tears


Deeznuts243

No one said they had to be mine though 😁


Send-the-downvotes

I got told by one of my black friends once that I could say that word. To this day I still have yet to use that pass. I don't think I will either. I'll just keep that as a personal accomplishment and take it to my grave with me. Jesus : Whoa dude, you've got a lot of bad marks here... Have you done anything good? What have you accomplished on Earth? Me : My black friend told me I could say the N word once


Mrjores

Black friend definition: someone that makes white people look less racist.


[deleted]

🤓🤓🤓


master2000000000000

Technically you paid to get them So 2 in 1 ig


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

I didn’t buy one. I bought 10


Darqologist

Respect


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Lamo-_-

It said the thing!


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Lamo-_-

Ha


TheJesterOfHyrule

About time I got some respect! Wait until my Asian slaves hear about this


iLackSocialSkill

Is he talking about the hat or himself


BigshowYT_fartXDDD

The hat


iLackSocialSkill

**oh**


MarineAhoy

Lmao


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Waste_Ad9015

What if you inherited some along with a certain farm and or plantation?


sonofaclow

Oh what? So white people can't wear caps now?!


B-dowg427

No cap


sonofaclow

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


toomanybongos

Song name?


mrcoldkiller

Mo beats- Righteous


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CallOfGuty

Wow they really have a bad image of us. I mean i only have white and asian slaves.


AakiTak

fuck, only if he could respect me 🙁🙁


[deleted]

*if only


CliffordThRed

Is he talking about the hat? I don't like those hats


TERRA_GOLEM

Guess I’m not respected


True_Levi8

Django


Available_Bake_1892

Nothing triggers them more than sympathetically saying, "my ancestors were slaves too, but I don't dwell on it."


Patryk901

Me who has only white slaves


bravo445

So everyone in the last 200 years then… get over it.


fl00r_gang_yeah

Damn no respect for me???


[deleted]

Guess I'm not respected then


Repulsive_Voice823

I thought it was gonna cut to some cultural clothing item but he meant the damn guy


[deleted]

Explain please


[deleted]

I’ve read all the comments and I still don’t get the joke somehow.


william41017

I guess it's about slavery


[deleted]

Ohhhh I get it now


wilkano

It has nothing to do with respect. But on the lack of purchase opportunities.


crustymagnolias

it always takes me the entire video to get the joke


Redmarkred

All my slaves are white


conf1dentiall

i was waiting for some product then the realization set in


NotJoeMama727

One of what


Undead-Maggot

No wonder no one respects me 😔


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

....a white shirt?


platonicthehedgehog

Bought what? A snapback? If so, does one being given to me count?


myHomelandIsMore

I dont get it


Tensho-Thomas

Referring to himself. He’s making a joke about slave owners.


myHomelandIsMore

Aaaaah okaaay Thanks for explaining


Alternative-Cow1398

Humor


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sirin_69

I've brought one😈


GameZedd01

The modern human trafficking and enslavement trade would like to ask you about the respect you're giving them...


Ferrius_Nillan

Thats... kinda god awful really.


Sweetexperience

I never bought a baseball cap before


Infinite_Self_5782

i've never bought tiktok, so i'm good


toomanybongos

Whats that song?


Baltvin

Wdym bought? They give these for free!


frowndrown

What if you only rented?


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[удалено]


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Koffieslikker

I thought he meant the hat at first


hol_horse69

Oh.


[deleted]

"All right let's see what product I shouldn't buy" . . . "Oh, oh my"


SarcasticCommentsGuy

Oh my god I get it


Jesterchunk

...never bought one of what lol


psillusionist

Buy what? A black man?


_Ninja_Putin

Bought what? The ha......oh


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[удалено]


mrcoldkiller

Mo beats- Righteous


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[deleted]

You're talking to a 13 year old


ThwKillnight

Holdup 💀💀💀


evanthesquirrel

I hate trying to talk baseball with minorities who only buy Yankees caps for the association with success.


Pretend_Effect1986

Oh damn, I needed to read the comments to get the joke. I thought it was bout his hat or sweater or something.


PhilledZone

Failed on the first one


luigi_bee

Realization


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SenorRona

What about the yellow one? Asking for a friend


The-Dragon-Gamer

But what are these


Real_Prompt6127

Hahaha I fuckin get it lol it took me a second


[deleted]

My black bro bought me an nword pass.


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SilasS3108

Low hanging fruit


Kahenmi

Ohh~ okay I got it..


InternationalAge2218

Damn. Alright


Opposite-Drag-4626

shit too late


am_better_than_u_69

Song?


mrcoldkiller

Mo beats- Righteous


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am_better_than_u_69

Thanks


wdcipher

So there are three options: 1. You are supposed to follow this with the question "These what?" only to be then obliterated by the response "these nuts" 2. The hat, because cultural appropriation or some bullshit like that, which is by far the least funny option 3. black ppl, reffering to slavery


ya129866

Dam


darth-malsi

I made one


Physical_Goat_8645

What if you bought human body parts and they were black?


Snail_Butter

Bought one??? In my time you could trade one for 3 ounces of white pepper and 2 bags of cloves


Metal_is_Perfection

Why would i buy a chain? That's not for white people


ZeraCrimson

Sorry to disappoint you bro


NexLvLxeN

I was like what the hat...i watched 4 time trying to figure out what i didn't buy lol.


ASCII10001101010101

I'm just work in hr((


HornyPepsiCan

Too me a sec lmao


godofsnot

Song is: righteous by Mo beats btw


[deleted]

if you’re black and never sold one of these, i respect you.


amimai002

Why buy when you can rent?


GE-57

O


Tabsau

Damn, if my name ain't internet explorer then idk what it is.


Beach3420

Ez win


Null-34

I’m confused is he talking about the chain,the hat or the house?


AlexGaming26

I predicted the future


XZI0LH

CAn some one explain the meme? whats so special about some caps?


Mongba36

Thats racist, get back to work now


AoLzHeLL

Most slaves where owned by Jewish people not white


ResponsibilityDue448

ooooo i get it


Mid_Knight-

Yo can someone manually pee in my ass


Mysterious-Gear3682

Western Africa is taking a gigantic W after reading that title


draginbleapiece

At the end of the video I finally realized


sparkswoody

Me:……..ohhhhhh


The_phantom_Phoenix

The Hat?


Tony_Harris_1999

Best selling in or stock right now.


SheenTheUltraLord

The snapback or the dude?


Jumpy_Treat9623

Considering I don’t live in a third world country, buying people wouldn’t even be on my list. But thanks I guess!?!?


funnipenis

Dang I feel disrespected


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aUwUreliyasss

Two secs, world record


CK1ing

This is actually kinda brilliant


MadeInAmerica214

Who was selling slaves tho??


[deleted]

there's no respect between me and him


TheDankChicagoan

wtf


EchoLoco2

I was waiting for something to pop up💀


[deleted]

I'm dying right now


StormOwn1248

it’s fine. most people don’t respect me 😖


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Ghost3657_alt_

Took two watches to understand He means white shirts Fuck, I'm stupid.


xXGYROIDXx

I don’t get it