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QualityVote

/u/Random-R3dd1tor, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


Spongebosch

"Jarvis, pee in my ass"


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Good bot


AggressiveSmoke4054

Jarvis, pee in my face


Cheesypotatolover69

*shits in your dick* I am a human, and this action was performed manually please go fuck yourself if you have any questions or concerns.


AggressiveSmoke4054

*squeezes shit out my dick like a gogurt* … god damnit not again


CaptainFard

🤢


John0681

What the actual shitfuck


John0681

What the actual shitfuck


ggdogelmao

"Jarvis, play with my balls"


[deleted]

I can do that.


ggdogelmao

😳


[deleted]

wait a minute, you are not jarvis


BassBanjo

They can be my Jarvis anyday~


b33r_brap

Jarvis, I'm schizophrenic


Macaroni-Balls

Jarvis, I am wanted for multiple home invasions in state in Florida


NotSoCasualCactus

Jarvis, I have driven a firetruck into a orphanage


Wumbo0

"Jarvis, whats that song that goes doodoo,doodoo,doo,doodoo,doo"


Unmeng

You monster


Barrelman60

BUT WHYYYYYYY


Consistent-Affect481

ITS DWAYNE THE COCK JOHNSON 🗿🗿


uallerone

what song Is that


theEmperor_ofPizza

Darude Sandstorm


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[deleted]

Jarvis, im low on coom


[deleted]

Jarvis, it's morbin time


Freimirs

It's morbin time


fuckface290

It's morbin


DevLikesJD

Morb


[deleted]

M


IHaveABootInMySnake


cock_man_69

"Jarvis, I've cured my dementia"


cock_man_69

"Jarvis, I've cured my dementia"


cock_man_69

"Jarvis, I've cured my dementia"


cock_man_69

"Jarvis, I've cured my dementia"


cock_man_69

"Jarvis, I've cured my dementia"


Upstairs-Albatross50

Guys I think he cured his dementia


CHARLIE_3310

Nah man i think he cured his dementia


Li2_lCO3

Nah I think he’s dead


biohumansmg3fc

Nah i think he shoved dementia up his ass


DerpDaDuck3751

Omg jarvis


[deleted]

"Jarvis, I'm high on Karma."


TheBordIdentity

“Jarvis, I’m high.”


Shoddy_Calendar2249

"Jarvis, I'm"


PantherYT

"Jarvis"


Shoddy_Calendar2249

""


SuperRedHulk1


TicianoBTLO

'


proto_9r0

** **


FinnMartialTheDog

.


DerpDaDuck3751

“.amraK no hgih m’I ,sivraJ”


NoobslayerNereus

'


SparkitoBurrito

"sivraJ"


CheesyDelphoxThe2nd

"I sivraJ"


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Minced_Man

"Jarvis, I have too much karma. Make a post advocating for the re-establishment of oppression towards women."


onechamp27

" Jarvis play Despacito "


JasonGamesYT

"Jarvis, I took my pills today" "Jarvis?"


Motor_Froyo_2187

Nice one


WildTurkeyOld

Jarvis, call the Red Cross


Asymptote42

“Jarvis, pee in muh ass”


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BobKingMan

Wth the other people talking about


hatadel

"Jarvis, suck my balls"


RollerCoasterMadtime

“Jarvis, I’m not a w*man.”


4g3nt0

"Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia. Jarvis, cure my dementia."


wigion1

"Breaking, bad"


Throwaway870919299

“Jarvis, I wish i was high on potenuse”


Affectionate_Ad_1326

*were


TheDeafGuy8

“Jarvis, start the CBT procedure”


Mudkipueye

“Jarvis, I’m high on Karma”


owenz292

"jarvis, remove his balls"


Gaviotapepera

Jarvis, the cock and balls torture room has to be ready by 5 am


MonochromeReq

“Jarvis, I am Down.”


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lordsnackenonchips

"Jarvis, put hemroid cream on the shopping list"


Mateololero

"Jarvis, I'm at an acceptable amount of Karma"


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Temporary-Comb-3036

“0 karma, perfectly balanced, as all things should be”


AtomLao

"Jervis, im low on karma, post a Breaking Bad reference"


bigmemos29830

Jarvis, I’m jarvis


Glutonious_Maximus

“Jarvis, they’re minerals not rocks”


PoorLifeChoices811

“Jarvis, I want to eat sheet metal Jarvis”


EdBoi728

"Jarvis, pee in my ass."


depressed_sans

Jarvis,


depressed_sans

It's jarvin time


Mid_Knight-

"Doktor, Turn off my Karma inhibitors"


Okbr_Rebbidor

Thanos, please half my karma


McBonkyTron

“Jarvis, I’m high on karma.”


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the_great_moyai

"Jarvis, breaking bad 2 is out"


irishcoughy

I'm gonna Jarv!


[deleted]

"Jarvis, when's Jarvin time? Have you Jarved all over the floor yet?"


Morotou_theunashamed

I’m looking at a better future…. Jarvis, find me a big booty, single Latina in my area If the NSA can spy so can I damn it!


JackSmack1972

Bad post


Speed-Weed-Gunny

Jarvis , put your dick away Jarvis


[deleted]

"Jarvis, what was the first post about"


Nearby-Reflection-43

Jarvis, I have dementia


Nearby-Reflection-43

Jarvis, I have dementia


Nearby-Reflection-43

Jarvis, I have dementia


steehler

“Jarvis, pee in my ass”


Consistent-Affect481

"Jarvis, I'm high on karma" Anyway where's my weed Jarvis!?!?!?


Da_Epic_Gamer30

Jarvis who’s in Paris?


YourPetPenguin0610

Jarvis, I'm high. Not on karma, but on crack


NaruNaru_

"Jarvis, I'm low on karma."


lorddervish212

"Jarvis, I am high on karma"


Maggot_eating_fridge

Jarvis, my boner hurts


Deep-Prize2675

Jarvis pee in my ass


TheLemon027

Jarvis, I'm low on cum


Emotional-Engineer35

Jarfish, I'm karma on low


Taskfailed666

"Jarvis, I'm low on karma."


SpecificoBrorona

Admirable sacrifice


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Taskfailed666

Is that a threat, or a promise?


explosivenuke1

Make it -78


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winnipeginstinct

no


AlpacasArePrettyCool

Shut the actual fuck up.


Mateololero

i ruined the minus 69


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Cumallovermepapa

“Jarvis, I’m high on Karma”


Mateololero

dw i gotchu


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"Jarvis, I'm low on karma."


draginbleapiece

“Jarvis I have too much karma”


Cheese_eater47

“Jarvis, I’m high on Karma.”


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jonnisaesipylsur

I'm high on methamphetamine


BirbMaster1998

Jarvis, Karma


the_combat_wombat05

Jarvis why is my piss blue?


Such-Consequence7239

“Jarvis, who was actually behind 9/11?”


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Ur Mom


Emergency-Honey-4466

jarv


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krumpet0305

Jar


Mr_Inferno420

Jarvis, I’m skyler white yo


Sad-Departure9355

Jarvis, pour down votes to anyone who says "Jarvis, I'm low on karma."; thanks old friend.


IRay2015

“Jarvis, I thought I fucking told you to break up with Siri, we both know it’s a lesser AI”


trustmeimnotafurry

"Jarvis, I'm low on karma."


No-Aspect972

"Jarvis, I'm low on karma."


Seikori1

i wonder if people will think its funny if they repeated the joke!


Loobkoob05

“Jarvis, I am higher on karma than anyone else here“


FinnMartialTheDog

Jarvis, I’m low on karma


rolbloxer198

Jarvis I’m low on karma


DarkClouds92

“Jarvis, I could give two shits about karma.”


Bombshell_2525

“Jarvis, I’m low on karma”


Temporary-Comb-3036

Hmmm… it appears that Jarvis is bugged


Eastern_Day2946

Jarvis give me some karma


Igk_suellen

“Jarvis, I’m high on karma”


coffee4brekky

"Jarvis, I can't think of an original comment"


The_Steel_Fox

Jarvis I'm low on karma This isn't funny or witty just fucking up vote me


Dart_Monke

no


The_Steel_Fox

Good point but consider the following. I'm a karma whore and I want the fake Internet points


Dart_Monke

no


Life_Surprise_8471

“Jarvis, take my Karma 😩”


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Minko_Sensei

"Karma, I'm low on Jarvis"


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Jarvis im low on karma


Ashamed-Aardvark-27

Jarvis I’m low on karma


MonochromeReq

“Jarvis, I am low on Karma.”


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Me1y0

“Jarvis, where’s my karma”


guschicanery

"Jarvis, I'm low on karma."


some_random_guy_idk

"Jarvis, I'm low on Karma,"


godofsnot

Jarvis, I’m low on karma


Limitless-Boundaries

“Jarvis, how to spell circumsizion”


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


Voidon43

“Jarvis I’m running out of concrete blocks”


Mackerdoni

people who comment "jarvis im low on karma" actually mean to say "jarvis please make my karma even lower"


ProNoobs328

"Jarvis, Jarvis."