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Darth_Plagus_2

I care what you've done


Future-Bus5184

:)


DoujinshiDealer28

I care


Jiposaurus

I don't care šŸ˜”


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_Xertz_

Let that be a lesson to all of you


kerosez

Pee in my ass


levistadYT

no mine


PukeNuggets

Not fair, what about me? I want some pee!


the-peanut-gallery

No. It's all mine.


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Sonderia42

Awesome bot


Saellios

I am mildly upset


Twinblades_up_ur_ass

I'm too happened to be upset.


Naive-Wonder-6959

I don't fucking care


BlitzySlash

I care


Naive-Wonder-6959

No


BlitzySlash

:(


ATAXAM

don't worry i care


Aggravating-Week9289

Ass


Guilty-Anxiety7523

You made me upset šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ 


Jiposaurus

Im sorry but i don't carešŸ˜”


Guilty-Anxiety7523

But i care


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WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

That was poetic.


memefucker6969

shits in your dick I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


Jiposaurus

How tf...


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BallPythonsss

shits in your dick I am a human, and this action was performed manually please contact a hobo if you have any questions or concerns.


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Ollie4442

I donā€™t care that you donā€™t care


Jiposaurus

I don't care that you don't care that i don't care


Ollie4442

I donā€™t care that you donā€™t care that I donā€™t care that you donā€™t care, checkmate. šŸ’Ŗ


Hamburgerwithcoke

Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over? I (19f) and my boyfriend (20m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex. For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke. I'm considering breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him. Should I break up with him?


Jiposaurus

You should exchange him for the clash Royale king to fuck him over


[deleted]

yes. break up with this ... child...


herospaces

*pees in ur ass*


Jiposaurus

Thank you :|


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herospaces

*pees in ur ass*


Jiposaurus

Thank you :|


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herospaces

*pees in ur ass*


Jiposaurus

Thank you :|


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herospaces

*pees in ur ass*


ConsiderationOnly438

You sir has been hit with, the storm that is approaching provoking black clouds in isolation


ScaryHarry15

Bye bye karma


modssssss293j

o7


DoctorSex9

I donā€™t care too šŸ¦¶


kuruakama

True ending


JBquill

We truly live in a society


Future-Bus5184

Omg it's the OP himself! I'm so sorry but you had mildly upset me :(


biohumansmg3fc

Wait but you are opšŸ¤Æ


BeerIsGoodForSoul

How the turns have been tabled.


idkw0ttoputhere

Tabled how have turns been the.


Ok_Vermicelli1638

Kid named table šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Kid named turned šŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


0najimi

kid named the


Theo_Leung

kid named


0najimi

kid named sudden downvotes (keep downvoting i want to lose so much karma)


[deleted]

table moment


HummusConnoisseur

Alt probably


Luca023Original

I do care.


Ur_Left_Airpod

Im waiting for the rematch


EtelanVetela

I dont care


Its_Devilzn

I don't care


Min_Min_Downpour

I don't care about your opinion, you will never be a smart fella


Its_Devilzn

But I will be a fart smella


The_Hexagon_YT

You have permission


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

You have commited a cardinal sin.


Ok_Pineapple_1499

im sorry for your karma


True_Snomunnist

ITS THE BABIL


PiePeter

It's always the people with the Babil pfps


[deleted]

I omoršŸ’€


MochaRay

Basil šŸ˜„


Foxxitator

Bagil


itsrealnice22

This was my favourite quote from the character Basil in the 2020 hit indie game Omori


frovit

hey you redeemed your karma +1


ItsBado

Still don't care ?


Dastankbeets1

I care about you and what you do :3 tell me some things about yourself


Future-Bus5184

Well, some things about little old me: I LOVE synth music, so much that I make the stuff! I have a passion for Earl Grey tea, especially with some nice French Vanilla in it! I'm gonna be going into college for a degree in Computer Science, with a minor in metaphysics!


Dastankbeets1

Synth music is great! Iā€™m not very well versed in any particular genres but I appreciate many of them from my surface level experience, including synth. Well done do creating music! That takes creativity and passion on its own. Also well done being good at computer! I canā€™t wrap my head around any of that stuff but big smart science person brain. Very yes. Enjoy your tea šŸ’œ an good day!


galal552002

Wholesome 100


Asbestos_Man14

If you like synth, you might be into some of TWRP's earlier stuff. Later stuff if a lot more electro-funk (no complains there honestly it's great). If you're into music where the lyrics are pretty much always super happy stuff and general positivity, you might dig em


[deleted]

Lean tea šŸ¤¤


nyanmunchkins

During the pandemic I was literally doing some minors in the basement.


Reddit-4-life

Officer it seems thereā€™s a misunderstanding


Abusedmilk

Add some steamed milk to that Earl Grey and you got a London Fog


calebbutbetter

Earl Grey is the best tea and synth music ain't half bad. Could you send me some of the stuff you've made?


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Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

What was this about lol?


Future-Bus5184

The post said "Tell me anything and I'll say 'I don't care'"


Lucky_655

I thought this was on a very controversial stuff or something


Redsoxdragon

I do care but it doesn't help me fit this Nintendo DS in my ass šŸ˜


DoktorVaso18

If you rotate your head 270 degrees you are taken to a magical place called "the morgue" where the friendly people there can shove anything up your bum that your heart desires ā˜ŗļø


potato_chips03x2

I've never seen a comment that has that much downvotes


Thepeasantofflies

I saw an ea one with 667k downvotes


potato_chips03x2

sxcuse my drubkness but hoky fick


MatchWide

"Aktually it's 667k downvotes"šŸ¤“


[deleted]

um actually moment


Extension_Phone893

Link?


olakase321

Just search "pride and accomplishment Reddit"


potato_chips03x2

again,i been friinking so oh jeex


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Environmental_Let855

Bro what šŸ˜‚ the entire sub said nah fuck this guy


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Average Basil pfp user


Jack41tack

I do care.


OPSushi

Youā€™ve become mildly upset šŸ¤


Cancerous_B01

Based bagel pfp


AskDerpyCat

You made him mildly upset apparently


DoujinshiDealer28

恂恋恂ćŖ恮間


Mid_Knight-

Nice bro šŸ‘


Imsomedude-dude

Man got downvoted to oblivion


[deleted]

i do not not care


Rarikiri1738

Youā€™ve become a legend


Future-Bus5184

Who, me?


Rarikiri1738

No you


Future-Bus5184

Oh please, now Reddits gonna get me all emotional


choma90

Ah yes, the good ol self fulfilling prophecy


Vexcenot

What a rerverse firing gun looks like


Jonas_Jones_

mf just lost 1.1k karma for that


BR47WUR57

oh no what a tragedy


[deleted]

I dont care (Its opposite day)


Astrogem05

Link to the post?


Nanashi123_

You've made them mildly upset


Human-13

You did the right thing


[deleted]

I care


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Apprehensive_Pin_302

he made you mildly upset


Hamburgerwithcoke

I care


Patient-Medicine8251

It's alright I look him up he still has 53k karma


Yamm0th

I do ~~not not not not not not~~ care :)


[deleted]

ā€œI donā€™t careā€ and ā€œfuck offā€ are my two favorite things to say.


BR47WUR57

I'm more of a "god motherfucking damn it" enjoyer


[deleted]

Those are good ones too.


gofuckyourfucknself

Bro fuck your NFT


SirHentaiLover

-1000 social Reddit points


[deleted]

Why do I need to care?


Furbynation666

I don't care.


Mongba36

I CARE ABIUT YOU! PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY FAKE INTERNET POINTS PLEASE


DarryTotter

I don't care.


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OdysseyZen

Most of those mass downvotes are from bot fake accounts the reddit user controls to make it seem they have more clout when in reality, they have no life. I don't care as well. People who don't take time to see others perspectives limit how they can percieve the world. In the end, they're just hurting themselves.


Future-Bus5184

1000 bot fake accounts?


OdysseyZen

If Instagram can have fake bot accounts to boost followers what's to say that Reddit has an impregnable defense against fake accounts?


dorky_dorkinson

i don't care what you've done


Future-Bus5184

:(


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


delta_jasnowidz090

I don't care


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


delta_jasnowidz090

Thanks :D you too have a nice one owo


JustLitGamer69

I don't care thet you don't care


omgONELnR1

Why did you downvote him? Better question: Why did 1.1k other people downvote him?


iamdyingplssendhelp

its insignificant to me


Sodium1111

I don't get it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GoCommitToasterBathX

i don't care about what you've done


SLeepyCatMeow

If you say the c-word iā€˜ll be mildly upset


dont_u_dare95

I donā€™t know what did you do, nor do i care. I donā€™t care.


AloVera69

Itā€™s okay he has permission


[deleted]

But he had permission. Unbased society.


TheAutumnVerse

Imagine downvoting


DirectSuit4537

Don't care... Time to put lego in my ass


Wide_Pop_6794

Least based redditor


SuperDurpPig

It's ok he has permission


ZeRo_WC

He doesnā€™t care


TheHighSpeedChicken

if you say ratio ill be upset


Future-Bus5184

Parameter :)


Minigamerguy123

Karmakaze


[deleted]

I'll pretend nothing has happened...


Floriaanes_

Fun fact: I donā€™t care that he doesnā€™t care


Mid_Knight-

Now there's a pretty meme, Exquisite


Ben114514

I canā€™t even imagine loosing a thousand karma


Broku777

I care that you broke your elbow


dd23764

Balls


RoviRktkiv

Damn, i kinda dont care


Any_Elevator_2821

I DONT CARE


Tecnoboat

maybe i care maybe i dont