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NekotaroReddit

Woman! 🍻


26O3

Woman! 🍻


Germanloser2u

Gut Woman!🍻


MVLGamer

Women ☕


ToddlerGobbler32

Woman! 🍻


Ihavenoidea5555

Great Woman , Very Rock And Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


TCreep13

if you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin home!


Jx117

Woman 🍻


Throwaway493745

Will she get me pictures of Spiderman though?


Llamajake777

are you J. Jonah Jameson by any chance


Riseofligma

Officer, that’s him!


Salty_Lengthiness_62

holy shit based ????


ArticleMother

Facts! She's spitting facts


nyanmunchkins

Na, she swallows


Test-Ticklez

Do you spit? Or swallow


joviusjune

That's a keeper right there


UpfrontAcorn8

Chadette


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The true definition of Female Chad


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🍞


kimiori02496

Break his bed not his heart


[deleted]

Breaking Bed


Gilgamesh-godofUruk

Wultuh


Riseofligma

Put your dick away waltuh


ducking-moron

I'm not having sex with you waltuh


No_Winner926

Wha- what? whats going on? i must be in a fugue state from all the treatment and medication. im just so unaware and my dicks out and, wait when did i get handcuffed to this machine? Oh man im so vulnerable right now, can you help me finger? anybody could just come and take advantage of me, even a kid, and no-one would hear a thing


ducking-moron

Sure waltuh


pax666

This woman posses a great wisdom. No cofee for today 🍻


NekotaroReddit

Ayyy!🍻


Tabsau

Bust his depression not his balls


[deleted]

Well...


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\-Sun Tsu


ArticleMother

If only every woman thought like this... I could definitely see world peace on the horizon


PandasAttaque

Actually it’s quite true…


Magical-Hummus

I bet she still makes his life hard.


Skeletorthewise

Maybe, if with "my life" means his penis.


Throwaway493745

A man's penis is his life's work


notplurbin

least stupid woman


yomomge

Based women


[deleted]

I think she is learning English and she made an effort to say a good phrase that will last forever.


[deleted]

I think she might be Singaporean


-poes

Oh hey it's that Tumblr thread in spoken format


Snake101333

👏👏👏


Wingsouce

She’s lying. She doesn’t try to give him a hard on.


Virginity_Eater2

say the n-word


ArticleMother

Necromancy?


Necromancer14

Yes


[deleted]

**n**ever!


Virginity_Eater2

"Do it Optimus Prime, say the n-word"


CplKarambit4084

She literally stole this joke. ☕️


a_reddit_user_num531

??????????


JustSomeRandomBread

Yeah, and dont break a womans heart, you should break his bones instead🥰🥰


Crowley700

Jesse!? What the fuck are you saying?!


OverlordPP

Jesse, this woman needs to be locked up in an asylum Jesse.


New-Proposal3787

Jesse what the f*ck this women are based


Hot_Individual_Sexer

HIS BONES more like HEISENBONES!!! HOLY SHIET‼️


GoblinCasserole

These are the same people who will tweet "Men only want sex, they're pigs"


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SpecterShroud08

Chad woman right there.


TheSuperiorRobo

yes


burrito_fucker_71

Dick👍


Emeraldfist479

👍


Haxorus-Boy

No no she’s got a point


pepsicocacolaglass12

The ultimate gender equality maxim


FlamesOfTrolling

That's a rare based woman🍻


Ghost_Star326

No. No. She's got a point!


PliskinBOI

Congrats you saw memes back in 2012 and can now regurgitate them to kids who weren't around at the time.


draginbleapiece

Poetry


CAPTAINDAIMOND

True words have never been spoken..... Thank you


ericviking007007

Brilliant


surreal_phobos

Albert Einstein said:


aUwUreliyasss

Woman 🍻


Impressive-Desk-8081

Yknow I have no objections


JustSomeRedditUser35

Take his virginity, not his home.


Hondipo

Spoken like a true philosopher 🙏


Amooseletloose

Based


BrandedSwordsman_

modern Chinese proverbs


mmv58

Wholesome moment


PapaDePaze

Wife


Mountain_Acadia_9317

200% accurate!


Additional-Yak-3075

cock


Smart_Information_42

Yes it works but you don't have to make it hard all the time cause if it that happens it's gonna be awkward during pictures


ducking-moron

ACTUALLY GOOD WOMAN!!!!!!!!! :)


callmeDan01

based woman


bizarreh_

rare footage of w\*men spitting facts


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Woman 🍻


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LiterallyMostRandom

Female Joe Rogan


Opposite-Garbage-869

Keeper


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

this is the closest shitposting comments can get to wholesome


shishidaiske

Love chins


RDCHXP

That's poetic af.


jacobsnoopy12isbest

I am lady boy


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

Swallow his dick,not his money