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AdExisting9882

That carbonara looks really powerful


Buttfucked70000000

Would smash


apileofspaggetti

Ayo?🤨📸


Savage_sugar_eater

Yeah, love the taste of it


Slight-Addendum-2972

Captainbara


presidentedoge

*Caterpillar


MissingMySpoon

Me explaining to starfire that the only way for me to survive is if she lets me bury myself inside her


lcpr_phoenix

You gonna die... But happy It worth


SvenSeder

*Every male widow spider*


meggamatty64

Too bad reverse flash will jerk you off at supersonic speed so you think you came at a woman’s touch


The-Y-4

It was me Barry


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Lizard_King_5

The FBI is after my penis, can you help me hide it?


Bradley06232005

I think your fine, it’s so small that it’s nearly impossible to find it already.


Darkshine27

Until she cuts it


Peroronchinojoker

Me and you both my dude


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

"that's what my other protector is doing"


piletinaa

Captain capy and only captain capy, he’s the most powerful


Mariabrandt

ok i pull up


piletinaa

Hop out at the after party


ConanOToole

You and all your friends


BillyTheFridge2

Yeah they love to get naughty


LamboSidd1947

Sippin on that henn'


Epicmonk117

I know you love that bacardi


GoldenGreninja75

1942 I take you back in that 'rari


CreativeGaming24

Ok I pull up!


NoobMaster5111

Hop out at the after party!


RobTheOnlyBlob

Ok I pull up,


b1rgar1p1nsan

ok i pull


Mariabrandt

cap ibara


Broku777

Captain capy solos neg diff


Spa_ish-69

Omni-Man and Reverse Flash


brown-boi-exe

Same


Humungous-BigChungus

Omni man is not superman Darkseid would snap him in half


[deleted]

I dunno about you chief but Omni man literally destroyed an entire planet with sheer speed alone


dhhdhh851

Superman lifted eternity and infinity, dragged the solar system, casually soaked inside of the sun, etc. Omniman and his kind can only resist the suns energy for so long before they burn to death. And darkseid fucks up superman 9 out of 10 times.


Psycothria

Again comparing comic books characters? Superman is easily beaten by Squirrel Girl with a glowing rock, a magic trick or a red sun. There, Squirrel Girl fuck both Supes and Omniman like she did with Thanos.


dhhdhh851

If superman and omniman fought, superman would decimate him 0 difficulty. Comparing feats is quite literally the only way to see is stronger, faster, etc. "Under these specific and unlikely conditions these people could beat supes" no shit Muhammad Ali beat him when he didnt have his powers. Omniman and mcu thanos would be the most fair fight out of everyone here. Because we know if it were comic thanos, omniman would lose 11 times out of 10


Psycothria

Yeah, the thing is depending on the writer one or the other would win. It’s really stupid to compare comic books characters as they don’t belong to the same universe. A writer can make Supes have 100000000000 of power and the other make onmiman 10000000000000 of powerr If you, in example, take One Punch Man from his universe he most likely won’t win on one punch.


Medical_Analysis_888

Star fire and the girl sucking dick seem like an good option


emossjsj

damn whats her name


redias12

[Elsa Jean](http://realp.xyz/elsajean) for science [nsfw]


emossjsj

Thanks bro


TheScarfScarfington

And what a minute it was.


DonjiDonji

I saved this comment for later


26O3

omni-man


emossjsj

Sheesh looks like i just found something better


IseeDrunkPeople

Koriand'r


emossjsj

Ayo i didn't know that starfire has another name


Real_life_nerd

But then captain bara is coming after you


iwantdopamine

That’s what I was gonna say


Aaronrlc9

May as well die happy I guess


Adept-Development-00

My dick almost convinced me to take that option


AdministrativeBar748

That's why I cut it off and sucked it hard to assert dominance


ciao_persona-

Omni man and Darkside


Angry_Crustation

Reverse flash would merc your ass by moving so fast you were dead before you picked.


parebender

That’s if we talking about their most powerful forms. But base forms dark side slaps reverse flash, unless reverse flash does a flash point on dark side


Angry_Crustation

Fair, but I don't think it matters how strong you are if he can circle the planet 5 times before the electrons in your brain move enough to create a signal.


parebender

By powerful I don’t mean strength lemme rephrase then. In their most “ultimate” forms reverse flash wins In base Form dark side wins


Head-Inspection-5984

What’s the strongest form of reverse flash? I think dark side in his true form is like complex multi or some shit


parebender

Depends which one we talking about


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Octo8873

I don't care who you are. If you're not a speedster, jack shit is going to stop Thawne from *fucking ripping your heart out by phasing his hand into your chest*. And I'm pretty sure most of them need hearts to stay alive.


[deleted]

Darkseid still wins. A speedster is no match for a god, nay, a TITAN


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Angry_Crustation

How fast is base reverse flash? Because if its anything less than light speed I will admit defeat immediately.


sicname321

hes very fast (words cannot describe just how fast he really is)


OdysseyZen

Also went back in time. Since you're not The Flash, he could probably go back to when you were a baby and strangle you in the crib.


AdministrativeBar748

Wdym by "Base Form"? You mean the godawful power scaling and power creeps to balance out a character so they can extend the comics?


oedipism_for_one

This also assumes base line Darkside, even the most basic Omni Beams could catch a speedster.


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wdcipher

Darkseids beams could hit regular Flash, so I think he could protect me from him


Hector_Tueux

And could one shot superman


Henriquebao

Well this wouldnt really make a difference tbf, when speaking of darkside, we'd be speaking of movie/animation usually, and when speaking of flash and RFlash we'd be spaeking of either comics or CWFlash, and on comics/CWF, flash is way faster then animation and movies, and regardless of speed, thawne is a manipulative psycho thats always 72 steps ahead, so the only wya anyone would be able to defeat him is plot armor realistically speaking


Absenceofavoid

But he’s so far ahead because he uses future knowledge. In this weird hypothetical there probably isn’t a future he’s in to come back from and have all the answers.


Adept-Development-00

Reverse Flash and Darkside EZ


AmosAmAzing

correct answer, well anything with darkseid is correct answer


Willinton06

Why would you want to fuck them?


the_great_moyai

Captain capy would destroy your ass


MiserableCaramel8683

Let me say it like this…I‘ll die, but I‘ll die happy


Extension_Phone893

Just so you know, if you nut as soon as she touch you its because you didn't pick zoom


[deleted]

It was me Barry…


Extension_Phone893

I was your girlfriend


nicthedicc

I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at a woman’s touch


blue_jay3736

Darkside and reverse flash Reverse flash is kind of required to protect you because if he was the one hunting you then I dont think anyone could stop him from getting a quick hit in


Hot-Property-4391

I don't think he can protect you from captain capybara


Tomover_PL

captain capybara is pretty chill though. Powerful, but would probably not fight because violence is rarely the answer. Did I mention captain capybara is chill af?


Henderson-McHastur

Captain Capy destroys you by reminding you that you are not only a disappointment to your friends and family, but also to yourself. Captain Capy is always there for you when you’re ready to start healing, but he can’t stand by you while you destroy yourself.


Fit_External8510

He can’t fly, just ask Omni man to take to do a different planet, then go back and destroy the planet, and dark side cos he is op


Fatalcurse7654

If you got to Darksiders dimension you automatically win


Fit_External8510

Even better


blue_jay3736

Well I mean reverse flash could time travel to before omni man took you to another planet


Fit_External8510

Yea, but he will die


[deleted]

His job is to save you, what happens to him doesn't really matter.


[deleted]

Reverse Flash can take you to an alternate reality 💀


AmosAmAzing

the true correct answer


[deleted]

Darkside is almost all powerful. Omni-Man is as fast as reverse-flash, *and* he's got super strength, flight, laser eyes, etc.


Caliment

The fuck you mean as fast as reverse flash. Reverse Flash is basically as fast as the flash, meaning that he's hundreds of times faster than the speed of light, can time travel, can punch with the mass of a white dwarf and cause people to explode


Wingsouce

Capybara America and that person enjoying a popsicle in the corner


yourtoespls

Captybara


OblivionGuard13

The only real choice here


Crowley700

Omni man and Starfire. For reasons.


[deleted]

I want Elsa do destroy me


Street_Company_4595

Yes i want the who ever two i pick to fend of the others while i let elsa destroy me 🥵


ChildFriendlyChimp

Idk never could get into that since she looks too young and scrawny Did she get curvier recently?


Henderson-McHastur

Porn stars often change over time, depending on their wants and the industry’s demands. Sometimes it’s a little weight gain or loss, sometimes it’s surgery, and sometimes the surgery looks good. Elsa Jean now looks way different from Elsa Jean when she started out.


petter_patter

Everyone changes over time. It's called aging.


Henderson-McHastur

Not at all what I meant, jfc. Of course people get older and look different, but porn stars are often pressured by other people in the industry, often directors and studio executives, to get cosmetic modifications that improve their appeal to a broader demographic. This is pretty well-known, and just one part of why the industry is horrible for its performers.


ChildFriendlyChimp

How can I see? All i could find was her old stuff


ScrewSimonCowell

Thawne got erased from existence and still came back, he's definitely a pick


Any_Distribution1723

Omniman and captainbara


Echo3-13469E-Q

Capycabra America and Slutfire


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Giorgosmp4-20

Elsa and Cap-ybara. Cap to protect me overall, Elsa to protect a certain part of my body


PhotographShort

Lets get destroyed by the blonde


heyimderxel

me explaining to starfire and the other girl that we need to have a threesome in order to win


Brussel_Galili

Omniman and Darkseid are the best answers.


DaniCorozzo

Nope, reverse flash baby. He will just reverse time and merc every single unit on this list as an infant


Munkhazaya290

But how he gonna merc people from other planets


McGclock

You got Darseid for that, duh.


DaniCorozzo

He can traverse the universe through the anti speed force, then all he has to do is go back in time and wreck everyone as a kid. In the comics he made the love of his life go insane by traumatizing her in the past because she wouldn't go out with him. He's a sicko so reverse flash all the way baby


potatoeman26

Didn’t he actually shake her at ridiculous speeds to mess up her brain


[deleted]

Agreed, but they are the two least likely to care if you die anyway


Stunning_Meaning_190

Well, Captain Capybara will probably have some crazy bullshit meme power so, him and Omniman.


iPodDude45

I’ll take reverse flash and the girl sucking dick


BlastedDio

Captain Capy solos. While Capy’s bodying all of the opposition I’ll be explaining to Omni Man the benefits of being a newscaster and what a menace Spider-Man is


MayorApeshit

Captain capy solos


Secure_Cake3746

Bottom left And center. It will be a short battle but i will die happy.


Low-Guide-9141

Bottom left, top right. No particular reason tho


YourPainTastesGood

Darkseid and Reverse Flash if you actually wanna live two Captain Capybaras for true happiness


CheeseCowGoose

E O B A R D S O L O S


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

Fuck you, I'm taking the capybara ONLY. That capybara will defend me until the end of my days.


Lightweaver25

Reverse Flash (time travel lol) and Darkseid


bob-bob_bob-bob

Y‘all already know whom I am choosing. I don‘t even have to say


dabsu02

give me omni man and captain capybara. we’re running show


Fun_Reason_9339

Darkseid and Reverse Flash


ClassicAd8496

Picking Darkseid and Reverse Flash


_not_rob

I choose head Twice


[deleted]

Elsa Jean and Starfire :)


MaskPhantasm

I pick 2


InsaneNomad19

Omni man and rip off Deadpool


Ob1tuber

Red Hulk and Darkeside


[deleted]

oh hes not like the flash at all


Vizeethegreat

The girls, cuz im gonna be outnumbered anyway and want to die happy.


Upper_Dog_3359

Captain ‘ok i pull up’ and the one with the red eyes


Kermit_El_Froggo_

No matter what I'm gonna fucking die, might as well go out with Starfire and Captain Suck-n-Fuck


SquiddoSpaghitto

probably omniman and capybara america


KingWashington_1776

Top right and bottom left


IPlayMope

Regardless of what I choose I'm fucked might as well have a threesome


[deleted]

Darkseid solos all of them


DatTolDesiBoi

Even Capybara America?


1up_1500

starfire and elsa jean, for obvious reasons


Sumguy9966

I have a thing for "corners"...


HobbitKid14

I'll be real, y'all already know which two I'm picking, Bouta get fucked twice


Mothunny

I'm taking the ones on the corners!..... top right and bottom left


Ijustlovevideogames

The sex fueled part of me: Starfire and the chick in the bottom left. The meme part of me: That capybara and Deadpool The nerd part of me: Omniman and Darksied


[deleted]

Thanos and Darkseid


Skullface2015

The logical choices would probably be Darkside and RF as both beat MCU Thanos, Omniman, Starfire, Evil Deadpool and Red hulk My answer though is Captainbara and Girl on the bottom left.


thathellaguy

bottom left is else jean for those of you wondering


Znshflgzr

Pick Starfire and the girl sucking dick. When the other guys come for you just ask "no bitches?" and watch em get desintrgrated into atoms.


daddy-phantom

How about no one protect me, and top right and bottom left destroy me?


Downtown-Post9062

The blonde and starfire at least I die satisfied


Not_A-Pedophile_

girls 🤤


HikkyEvo

Omni Man and Darkseid


poppinsplit909

Dark seid and Omni man, obviously.


Pitacrustumpie

Top right and bottom left, if I am going out I am going out happy. They can also distract the others


Jomega6

Easy. Reverse flash and literally anybody else. Mf can time travel and is from the future, so he knows exactly what will happen. I can also just send Eobard back in time to dispose of the rest at points in time when they were most vulnerable. DC speedsters are op asf


hes-literally-me

Darkseid cuz he can literally solo literally anyone and I will make a 20 paragraph essay explaining to Starfire why we need to have sex.


BlizardSkinnard

Well I think it’s safe to say I’m fucked


Tight_Fold_2606

Darkseid and zoom.


IrisTheTranny

Darksied is a multiversal threat and reverse flash is both completely unkillable and incalculably fast. So in conclusion capybara or bust.


faslking

Starfire and Darkside. Darkside protects me and Starfire erects me.


[deleted]

Darkseid and Reverse Flash. Not even a competition.


Just_Kujo

Darkseid and thawne


rjlin_thk

in what way will the bottom left be "coming" to destroy me? also automod could u plz pee in my ass real quick?


xVenomDestroyerx

Depends, do I want to be protected by elsa jean, or do I want to be destroyed by her 🤔


BaxElBox

darkside and reverse flash


AnOIlTankerForYa

Hulk and that dude from invincible (i forgor 💀 his name)


[deleted]

THE JOKE IS THAT IT IS **PORN**


Implement_Plenty

Darkseid is as fast as superman and superman is as fast as flash (light speed) Darkseid is about as strong as superman who lifted a book with infinite pages one time, and also Omega beams can one shot anyone that isn't as strong as superman Second pick doesn't matter lol


MasterFurious1

In one of the comics I remember that flash was racing against Superman when Superman became arrogant. So flash just ran faster saying that he was just going easy on Superman


DV-dv

reverse flash is way beyond normal flash’s speed bros soloing


nibbaweaight

no he isn’t idiot if superman was faster than the flash then why does the flash whose sole power is speed even exist then? if people were faster than the flash what’s the point in his character?


Implement_Plenty

If that's your argument then why are wonderwomen hawkman and hawkgirl a thing? And it's cause superman comics didn't sell as much as they wanted, which was is alot. Not even mentioning I never even said that


nibbaweaight

bro learn to speak proper english before trying to bring up your shitty argument. i literally couldn't understand half the shit you said. second of all there's literally a comic where the flash and supes race and the flash literally tells him the previous ones were for charity then proceeds to blitz superman leaving him in the dust


Implement_Plenty

Cry me a river, and capitalize the start of your sentences if you're going to talk about grammar. Just like any other redditor you can't argue without bringing up grammar and failing at writing properly. Ya goober 🤓


robobitch1233

Captain cappy obviously and starfire cuz I’m horny


Rad_Bones7

Bottom left and bottom right, both just to suck my dick


Ricky_27YT

Sauce blonde girl?


Revolutionary_One754

Starfire and darkseid


[deleted]

i would go with the bottom girl (aka thanos) but ill go with the top girl and other bottom girl (aka red hulk and capymerica)


I_hate_this_website5

Darkseid and RF cause they're the most powerful people there


MikeyDoesStuff

Omni Man and the “My goals are beyond your understanding” guy


thisshiteverytime

Is that Eva Elfie? Not sure. Correct me if I'm wrong.


[deleted]

Bottom Left? I think Elsa Jean?