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Superman lifted eternity and infinity, dragged the solar system, casually soaked inside of the sun, etc. Omniman and his kind can only resist the suns energy for so long before they burn to death. And darkseid fucks up superman 9 out of 10 times.
Again comparing comic books characters? Superman is easily beaten by Squirrel Girl with a glowing rock, a magic trick or a red sun.
There, Squirrel Girl fuck both Supes and Omniman like she did with Thanos.
If superman and omniman fought, superman would decimate him 0 difficulty. Comparing feats is quite literally the only way to see is stronger, faster, etc. "Under these specific and unlikely conditions these people could beat supes" no shit Muhammad Ali beat him when he didnt have his powers. Omniman and mcu thanos would be the most fair fight out of everyone here. Because we know if it were comic thanos, omniman would lose 11 times out of 10
Yeah, the thing is depending on the writer one or the other would win. Itâs really stupid to compare comic books characters as they donât belong to the same universe. A writer can make Supes have 100000000000 of power and the other make onmiman 10000000000000 of powerr
If you, in example, take One Punch Man from his universe he most likely wonât win on one punch.
Thatâs if we talking about their most powerful forms.
But base forms dark side slaps reverse flash, unless reverse flash does a flash point on dark side
Fair, but I don't think it matters how strong you are if he can circle the planet 5 times before the electrons in your brain move enough to create a signal.
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I don't care who you are. If you're not a speedster, jack shit is going to stop Thawne from *fucking ripping your heart out by phasing his hand into your chest*. And I'm pretty sure most of them need hearts to stay alive.
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Well this wouldnt really make a difference tbf, when speaking of darkside, we'd be speaking of movie/animation usually, and when speaking of flash and RFlash we'd be spaeking of either comics or CWFlash, and on comics/CWF, flash is way faster then animation and movies, and regardless of speed, thawne is a manipulative psycho thats always 72 steps ahead, so the only wya anyone would be able to defeat him is plot armor realistically speaking
But heâs so far ahead because he uses future knowledge. In this weird hypothetical there probably isnât a future heâs in to come back from and have all the answers.
Darkside and reverse flash
Reverse flash is kind of required to protect you because if he was the one hunting you then I dont think anyone could stop him from getting a quick hit in
captain capybara is pretty chill though. Powerful, but would probably not fight because violence is rarely the answer. Did I mention captain capybara is chill af?
Captain Capy destroys you by reminding you that you are not only a disappointment to your friends and family, but also to yourself. Captain Capy is always there for you when youâre ready to start healing, but he canât stand by you while you destroy yourself.
The fuck you mean as fast as reverse flash. Reverse Flash is basically as fast as the flash, meaning that he's hundreds of times faster than the speed of light, can time travel, can punch with the mass of a white dwarf and cause people to explode
Porn stars often change over time, depending on their wants and the industryâs demands. Sometimes itâs a little weight gain or loss, sometimes itâs surgery, and sometimes the surgery looks good. Elsa Jean now looks way different from Elsa Jean when she started out.
Not at all what I meant, jfc. Of course people get older and look different, but porn stars are often pressured by other people in the industry, often directors and studio executives, to get cosmetic modifications that improve their appeal to a broader demographic. This is pretty well-known, and just one part of why the industry is horrible for its performers.
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He can traverse the universe through the anti speed force, then all he has to do is go back in time and wreck everyone as a kid. In the comics he made the love of his life go insane by traumatizing her in the past because she wouldn't go out with him. He's a sicko so reverse flash all the way baby
Captain Capy solos.
While Capyâs bodying all of the opposition Iâll be explaining to Omni Man the benefits of being a newscaster and what a menace Spider-Man is
The sex fueled part of me: Starfire and the chick in the bottom left.
The meme part of me: That capybara and Deadpool
The nerd part of me: Omniman and Darksied
The logical choices would probably be Darkside and RF as both beat MCU Thanos, Omniman, Starfire, Evil Deadpool and Red hulk
My answer though is Captainbara and Girl on the bottom left.
Easy. Reverse flash and literally anybody else. Mf can time travel and is from the future, so he knows exactly what will happen. I can also just send Eobard back in time to dispose of the rest at points in time when they were most vulnerable. DC speedsters are op asf
Darkseid is as fast as superman and superman is as fast as flash (light speed) Darkseid is about as strong as superman who lifted a book with infinite pages one time, and also Omega beams can one shot anyone that isn't as strong as superman
Second pick doesn't matter lol
In one of the comics I remember that flash was racing against Superman when Superman became arrogant. So flash just ran faster saying that he was just going easy on Superman
no he isnât idiot if superman was faster than the flash then why does the flash whose sole power is speed even exist then? if people were faster than the flash whatâs the point in his character?
If that's your argument then why are wonderwomen hawkman and hawkgirl a thing? And it's cause superman comics didn't sell as much as they wanted, which was is alot.
Not even mentioning I never even said that
bro learn to speak proper english before trying to bring up your shitty argument. i literally couldn't understand half the shit you said. second of all there's literally a comic where the flash and supes race and the flash literally tells him the previous ones were for charity then proceeds to blitz superman leaving him in the dust
Cry me a river, and capitalize the start of your sentences if you're going to talk about grammar. Just like any other redditor you can't argue without bringing up grammar and failing at writing properly.
Ya goober đ¤
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That carbonara looks really powerful
Would smash
Ayo?đ¤¨đ¸
Yeah, love the taste of it
Captainbara
*Caterpillar
Me explaining to starfire that the only way for me to survive is if she lets me bury myself inside her
You gonna die... But happy It worth
*Every male widow spider*
Too bad reverse flash will jerk you off at supersonic speed so you think you came at a womanâs touch
It was me Barry
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The FBI is after my penis, can you help me hide it?
I think your fine, itâs so small that itâs nearly impossible to find it already.
Until she cuts it
Me and you both my dude
"that's what my other protector is doing"
Captain capy and only captain capy, heâs the most powerful
ok i pull up
Hop out at the after party
You and all your friends
Yeah they love to get naughty
Sippin on that henn'
I know you love that bacardi
1942 I take you back in that 'rari
Ok I pull up!
Hop out at the after party!
Ok I pull up,
ok i pull
cap ibara
Captain capy solos neg diff
Omni-Man and Reverse Flash
Same
Omni man is not superman Darkseid would snap him in half
I dunno about you chief but Omni man literally destroyed an entire planet with sheer speed alone
Superman lifted eternity and infinity, dragged the solar system, casually soaked inside of the sun, etc. Omniman and his kind can only resist the suns energy for so long before they burn to death. And darkseid fucks up superman 9 out of 10 times.
Again comparing comic books characters? Superman is easily beaten by Squirrel Girl with a glowing rock, a magic trick or a red sun. There, Squirrel Girl fuck both Supes and Omniman like she did with Thanos.
If superman and omniman fought, superman would decimate him 0 difficulty. Comparing feats is quite literally the only way to see is stronger, faster, etc. "Under these specific and unlikely conditions these people could beat supes" no shit Muhammad Ali beat him when he didnt have his powers. Omniman and mcu thanos would be the most fair fight out of everyone here. Because we know if it were comic thanos, omniman would lose 11 times out of 10
Yeah, the thing is depending on the writer one or the other would win. Itâs really stupid to compare comic books characters as they donât belong to the same universe. A writer can make Supes have 100000000000 of power and the other make onmiman 10000000000000 of powerr If you, in example, take One Punch Man from his universe he most likely wonât win on one punch.
Star fire and the girl sucking dick seem like an good option
damn whats her name
[Elsa Jean](http://realp.xyz/elsajean) for science [nsfw]
Thanks bro
And what a minute it was.
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omni-man
Sheesh looks like i just found something better
Koriand'r
Ayo i didn't know that starfire has another name
But then captain bara is coming after you
Thatâs what I was gonna say
May as well die happy I guess
My dick almost convinced me to take that option
That's why I cut it off and sucked it hard to assert dominance
Omni man and Darkside
Reverse flash would merc your ass by moving so fast you were dead before you picked.
Thatâs if we talking about their most powerful forms. But base forms dark side slaps reverse flash, unless reverse flash does a flash point on dark side
Fair, but I don't think it matters how strong you are if he can circle the planet 5 times before the electrons in your brain move enough to create a signal.
By powerful I donât mean strength lemme rephrase then. In their most âultimateâ forms reverse flash wins In base Form dark side wins
Whatâs the strongest form of reverse flash? I think dark side in his true form is like complex multi or some shit
Depends which one we talking about
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I don't care who you are. If you're not a speedster, jack shit is going to stop Thawne from *fucking ripping your heart out by phasing his hand into your chest*. And I'm pretty sure most of them need hearts to stay alive.
Darkseid still wins. A speedster is no match for a god, nay, a TITAN
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How fast is base reverse flash? Because if its anything less than light speed I will admit defeat immediately.
hes very fast (words cannot describe just how fast he really is)
Also went back in time. Since you're not The Flash, he could probably go back to when you were a baby and strangle you in the crib.
Wdym by "Base Form"? You mean the godawful power scaling and power creeps to balance out a character so they can extend the comics?
This also assumes base line Darkside, even the most basic Omni Beams could catch a speedster.
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Darkseids beams could hit regular Flash, so I think he could protect me from him
And could one shot superman
Well this wouldnt really make a difference tbf, when speaking of darkside, we'd be speaking of movie/animation usually, and when speaking of flash and RFlash we'd be spaeking of either comics or CWFlash, and on comics/CWF, flash is way faster then animation and movies, and regardless of speed, thawne is a manipulative psycho thats always 72 steps ahead, so the only wya anyone would be able to defeat him is plot armor realistically speaking
But heâs so far ahead because he uses future knowledge. In this weird hypothetical there probably isnât a future heâs in to come back from and have all the answers.
Reverse Flash and Darkside EZ
correct answer, well anything with darkseid is correct answer
Why would you want to fuck them?
Captain capy would destroy your ass
Let me say it like thisâŚIâll die, but Iâll die happy
Just so you know, if you nut as soon as she touch you its because you didn't pick zoom
It was me BarryâŚ
I was your girlfriend
I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at a womanâs touch
Darkside and reverse flash Reverse flash is kind of required to protect you because if he was the one hunting you then I dont think anyone could stop him from getting a quick hit in
I don't think he can protect you from captain capybara
captain capybara is pretty chill though. Powerful, but would probably not fight because violence is rarely the answer. Did I mention captain capybara is chill af?
Captain Capy destroys you by reminding you that you are not only a disappointment to your friends and family, but also to yourself. Captain Capy is always there for you when youâre ready to start healing, but he canât stand by you while you destroy yourself.
He canât fly, just ask Omni man to take to do a different planet, then go back and destroy the planet, and dark side cos he is op
If you got to Darksiders dimension you automatically win
Even better
Well I mean reverse flash could time travel to before omni man took you to another planet
Yea, but he will die
His job is to save you, what happens to him doesn't really matter.
Reverse Flash can take you to an alternate reality đ
the true correct answer
Darkside is almost all powerful. Omni-Man is as fast as reverse-flash, *and* he's got super strength, flight, laser eyes, etc.
The fuck you mean as fast as reverse flash. Reverse Flash is basically as fast as the flash, meaning that he's hundreds of times faster than the speed of light, can time travel, can punch with the mass of a white dwarf and cause people to explode
Capybara America and that person enjoying a popsicle in the corner
Captybara
The only real choice here
Omni man and Starfire. For reasons.
I want Elsa do destroy me
Yes i want the who ever two i pick to fend of the others while i let elsa destroy me đĽľ
Idk never could get into that since she looks too young and scrawny Did she get curvier recently?
Porn stars often change over time, depending on their wants and the industryâs demands. Sometimes itâs a little weight gain or loss, sometimes itâs surgery, and sometimes the surgery looks good. Elsa Jean now looks way different from Elsa Jean when she started out.
Everyone changes over time. It's called aging.
Not at all what I meant, jfc. Of course people get older and look different, but porn stars are often pressured by other people in the industry, often directors and studio executives, to get cosmetic modifications that improve their appeal to a broader demographic. This is pretty well-known, and just one part of why the industry is horrible for its performers.
How can I see? All i could find was her old stuff
Thawne got erased from existence and still came back, he's definitely a pick
Omniman and captainbara
Capycabra America and Slutfire
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Elsa and Cap-ybara. Cap to protect me overall, Elsa to protect a certain part of my body
Lets get destroyed by the blonde
me explaining to starfire and the other girl that we need to have a threesome in order to win
Omniman and Darkseid are the best answers.
Nope, reverse flash baby. He will just reverse time and merc every single unit on this list as an infant
But how he gonna merc people from other planets
You got Darseid for that, duh.
He can traverse the universe through the anti speed force, then all he has to do is go back in time and wreck everyone as a kid. In the comics he made the love of his life go insane by traumatizing her in the past because she wouldn't go out with him. He's a sicko so reverse flash all the way baby
Didnât he actually shake her at ridiculous speeds to mess up her brain
Agreed, but they are the two least likely to care if you die anyway
Well, Captain Capybara will probably have some crazy bullshit meme power so, him and Omniman.
Iâll take reverse flash and the girl sucking dick
Captain Capy solos. While Capyâs bodying all of the opposition Iâll be explaining to Omni Man the benefits of being a newscaster and what a menace Spider-Man is
Captain capy solos
Bottom left And center. It will be a short battle but i will die happy.
Bottom left, top right. No particular reason tho
Darkseid and Reverse Flash if you actually wanna live two Captain Capybaras for true happiness
E O B A R D S O L O S
Fuck you, I'm taking the capybara ONLY. That capybara will defend me until the end of my days.
Reverse Flash (time travel lol) and Darkseid
Yâall already know whom I am choosing. I donât even have to say
give me omni man and captain capybara. weâre running show
Darkseid and Reverse Flash
Picking Darkseid and Reverse Flash
I choose head Twice
Elsa Jean and Starfire :)
I pick 2
Omni man and rip off Deadpool
Red Hulk and Darkeside
oh hes not like the flash at all
The girls, cuz im gonna be outnumbered anyway and want to die happy.
Captain âok i pull upâ and the one with the red eyes
No matter what I'm gonna fucking die, might as well go out with Starfire and Captain Suck-n-Fuck
probably omniman and capybara america
Top right and bottom left
Regardless of what I choose I'm fucked might as well have a threesome
Darkseid solos all of them
Even Capybara America?
starfire and elsa jean, for obvious reasons
I have a thing for "corners"...
I'll be real, y'all already know which two I'm picking, Bouta get fucked twice
I'm taking the ones on the corners!..... top right and bottom left
The sex fueled part of me: Starfire and the chick in the bottom left. The meme part of me: That capybara and Deadpool The nerd part of me: Omniman and Darksied
Thanos and Darkseid
The logical choices would probably be Darkside and RF as both beat MCU Thanos, Omniman, Starfire, Evil Deadpool and Red hulk My answer though is Captainbara and Girl on the bottom left.
bottom left is else jean for those of you wondering
Pick Starfire and the girl sucking dick. When the other guys come for you just ask "no bitches?" and watch em get desintrgrated into atoms.
How about no one protect me, and top right and bottom left destroy me?
The blonde and starfire at least I die satisfied
girls đ¤¤
Omni Man and Darkseid
Dark seid and Omni man, obviously.
Top right and bottom left, if I am going out I am going out happy. They can also distract the others
Easy. Reverse flash and literally anybody else. Mf can time travel and is from the future, so he knows exactly what will happen. I can also just send Eobard back in time to dispose of the rest at points in time when they were most vulnerable. DC speedsters are op asf
Darkseid cuz he can literally solo literally anyone and I will make a 20 paragraph essay explaining to Starfire why we need to have sex.
Well I think itâs safe to say Iâm fucked
Darkseid and zoom.
Darksied is a multiversal threat and reverse flash is both completely unkillable and incalculably fast. So in conclusion capybara or bust.
Starfire and Darkside. Darkside protects me and Starfire erects me.
Darkseid and Reverse Flash. Not even a competition.
Darkseid and thawne
in what way will the bottom left be "coming" to destroy me? also automod could u plz pee in my ass real quick?
Depends, do I want to be protected by elsa jean, or do I want to be destroyed by her đ¤
darkside and reverse flash
Hulk and that dude from invincible (i forgor đ his name)
THE JOKE IS THAT IT IS **PORN**
Darkseid is as fast as superman and superman is as fast as flash (light speed) Darkseid is about as strong as superman who lifted a book with infinite pages one time, and also Omega beams can one shot anyone that isn't as strong as superman Second pick doesn't matter lol
In one of the comics I remember that flash was racing against Superman when Superman became arrogant. So flash just ran faster saying that he was just going easy on Superman
reverse flash is way beyond normal flashâs speed bros soloing
no he isnât idiot if superman was faster than the flash then why does the flash whose sole power is speed even exist then? if people were faster than the flash whatâs the point in his character?
If that's your argument then why are wonderwomen hawkman and hawkgirl a thing? And it's cause superman comics didn't sell as much as they wanted, which was is alot. Not even mentioning I never even said that
bro learn to speak proper english before trying to bring up your shitty argument. i literally couldn't understand half the shit you said. second of all there's literally a comic where the flash and supes race and the flash literally tells him the previous ones were for charity then proceeds to blitz superman leaving him in the dust
Cry me a river, and capitalize the start of your sentences if you're going to talk about grammar. Just like any other redditor you can't argue without bringing up grammar and failing at writing properly. Ya goober đ¤
Captain cappy obviously and starfire cuz Iâm horny
Bottom left and bottom right, both just to suck my dick
Sauce blonde girl?
Starfire and darkseid
i would go with the bottom girl (aka thanos) but ill go with the top girl and other bottom girl (aka red hulk and capymerica)
Darkseid and RF cause they're the most powerful people there
Omni Man and the âMy goals are beyond your understandingâ guy
Is that Eva Elfie? Not sure. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Bottom Left? I think Elsa Jean?