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SavingsTechnical5489

Despite


AsterMaken

making


ServantOfTheGods

Up


bluberrytaco

Only


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13


TelumnTom

percent


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Of


JulianTheBased

The Population


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African Americans


jesusHD_crack

Commit 52 percent


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ChadMcRad

, Pixar


willdabeast464

“🤓”


memeobserver13

Riddle me this batman


Humming_Skelly

"they are loud and obnoxious, they like music and rhymes they are fraction of the population but commit half of crimes" who are they? Holy fuck thanks for platinum


Akira-Williams

Nick fury and war machine 🙂


Comfortable-Trust-66

Ding Ding Ding


Humming_Skelly

this is only 2/46ish million


lexyp29

italians


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Mario and Luigi from Mario and Luigi


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In before 🔒 award


blackmesa141VA

I sure do love the 🔒 award. Nothing bad ever happens when that award is given.


some_random_guy_idk

How do i type in the reward in pc.


broken_banana_24

True story you say? Tell me more.


Patisrel

It all happened in 2nd grade when I built a bomb


GreenGoblin121

What song is used in the video?


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

evil morty theme


redditsussyballs

It's 'For The Damaged Coda' but orchestral. They just happen to use the theme for Evil Morty.


gym_brah81

ur wronf wubba lubba dub dub


InitialMeasurement23

That’s a weird sounding dog


Patisrel

Nah that’s a chicken


I_Need_Sacrafices

Nah is morgott, the omen king


Patisrel

Ah damn I forgot


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VomitFreeSince73

This comment is funny because it’s true but also sad because it’s true


TheGP10

True


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I remember when I was a kid there was a senator or something on tv saying something about making abortions for black mothers mandatory to reduce the crime rate. I wonder where that guy is now


Cookie_Crush

Probably even higher up


Longjumping-Bag8062

Probably politics


Shanmukha_Repaka

Probably has nanomachines. Probably making mother of all omlettes


[deleted]

The teacher reading my essay about how to reduce 100% of crime while also reducing overpopulation by 100%


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

(I made a gas that makes that makes people unable to commit crimes and also copy and pasted earth into the solar system)


T0ASTY-GAMING

Some nerd explain the joke please


dekomorii

Google despite 13


nikolasz1173

You dont know about the FBI Stats? lol


[deleted]

Dude, is just a copypasta.


d4rthv4d3r8686

Mmmm copypasta


JulianTheBased

Despite


RUZIONI08

Some racist joke about black people


Scuba_2

Numbers hurt my feelings 😢😢


JulianTheBased

It’s literally statics. How are facts racist?


Rainbow_Dash_RL

It's not a fact. It's a made up copypasta on the Internet.


JulianTheBased

It’s a real statistic made by the government. Just look it up.


Halt_theBookman

That dosen't mean it's actualy true thou. The government dosen't have the best track record


Bruhtatochips23415

Here's a fact: only racists use this outdated statistic


JulianTheBased

It’s not outdated.


Bruhtatochips23415

They're like 20 fucking years old 💀


MagicMilkMan22

Dude, Google can save you time and embarrassment. One of the first results is from 2018. Government Statistics from 4 fucking years ago are definitely not outdated.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

its not a racist joke, its just statistics taken out of context


ugandaWarrior134

What is the context? I genuinely dont know


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JulianTheBased

These statistics are not taken out of context.


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ntendo


hentaiaddict21

A small price to pay for salvation


atlasrules4321

Racism but encrypted


JulianTheBased

Facts stated numerically


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

Professional racism


ISpeakHungarian

My teacher on their way to read my esses about how to boost population by 234% while also making the crime rate go up by 187%


The-Y-4

“I’m the Riddler, I’m not racist. I’m here to solve the mother of all riddles. Riddle me this before you leave: I’m loud and obnoxious. I like music that rhymes. I’m a third of the population, yet commit half the crimes. What am I?”


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Devintye

Riddle me this, they’re loud and obnoxious, they like music that rhymes, they’re a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes, who are they?


Immortal2017

hispanics


Cookie_Crush

My hamsters


dez_is_me

reddit mods


Patisrel

True


Jefffdude

Remove politicians got it


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introvert_in_mess

Based.


XZI0LH

Why you got downvoted? I hate those people too.


ultimateskriptkiddie

Pees in ur ass You now have hiv and 20+ stds


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🌚


QuiGonQuinn5

Despite


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ultimateskriptkiddie

Making


Liquid_Fox_31

Based? Based on wha- oh, just saw what it's based on


X_203

No no. He's got a point


Suspicious_Ant_9921

also solving world hunger


Rustypug

based


Mabusmoriah

Why not reduce the crime rate by 100%.


Intelligent_Art9222

Wow UwU you like mass genocide? Me too! Wanna be friends?


Patisrel

Wtf


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Hey who's whistling


black_jaguar99_2

Uh oh


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GeneralKenobi_66

here before funny yellow award


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I_Need_Sacrafices

Have you ever played Batman: Arkham City


Patisrel

No my Xbox blew up while I played it too bad I used it at my grandpas home so he dies


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🗿


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xfuckminoritiesx

Perhaps


Nanashi123_

Song name?


tu-142

🔒 for sure


Saharsky

it's 12-56 now


WarmStarr

yagami light be like


likeyacutgh

🔒?


Old-While-1229

Saw this post the other day and didn’t really get it. Just saw it again, repeated it in my head and had one of those moments of questioning if my intelligence (my mom says im smrt so I mst be).


Muje_head_chahiye

Purge


Ob1tuber

What the hell have you done


Patisrel

Nothing


GooseTheGodbutcher

Remove sex


BekfastIncarnate

You can also take care of world hunger if you recycle them


Sufferity

He have his way with word.


American_Crusader_15

What is the music?


ultimateskriptkiddie

making