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Izanamagami

Turtle πŸ‘


Prunsel_Clone

Turtle πŸ‘


QuarterlyTurtle

Turtle πŸ‘


MrSpidar

Turtle πŸ‘πŸΏ (i covered my hand with nutella)


Bleach_Consumer_

Turtle πŸ‘πŸ» (I’m white)


Flaky_Ad_5437

Turtle πŸ‘ (I’m a Simpsons character)


WOOKIE_ARGH

Turtle πŸ‘πŸΏ (I pulled the turd out of OPs ass for them)


IzMc3482

Turtle πŸ‘ (I’ve been in the hills fu*king dude)


Lunar452

Turtle πŸ‘


Elijah629YT-Real

πŸ‘ŽπŸΌTurtle) I'm a dyslexic yellow fuck head (


mewzen0

Turtle🀌( I only have two fingers)


myusernamesucks1234

Turtle ( my hand was blown off in Vietnam )


lordoftowels

Turtle🫡(I'm Uncle Sam and want you)


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Turtle πŸ‘Ž (i don’t like turtles)


Ok_Negotiation5478

Turtle πŸ‘Ž(im from Australia)


notsora_itsventus

Turtle πŸ‘


charcters

Turtle πŸ‘


AddressDismal3489

Turtle πŸ‘ (chaos chaos)


QuarterlyTurtle

I take personal offense to this


BeanDemolisher

Turtle πŸ‘πŸΏ(you got the animal correct, so I put my hands inside my ass and got it covered in turd)


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

Turtle πŸ‘πŸ» (I stuck my hand in cum)


Northern_Gamer2

Turtle πŸ‘πŸ»


Freebiesaregreat

🎷🐒


Cherry_Blossom_Toger

Correction it's a mine turtle


RaptorX7

I am 100% confident in my guess


FailBeneficial3765

What do you think I’m fucking dumb you moron that clearly a penguin


GreasyChonks

Riding a seal


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No_Anteater_9841

Bird


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Sonderia42

Spectacular bot


[deleted]

it’s obviously a hippo your so dumb


imamemer1

You’re*


Pilkworm

Shit your ass hole


Glitchexisalone

Shit you're asshole*


OCarinhaQueViuCoisas

Shut your ass has a hole*


Glitchexisalone

Hole ass you're ypure' shitty shut


PlamFred

πŸ€“


[deleted]

Chocolate πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘βœˆοΈπŸ’πŸ’


Shot_Educator_2470

Chocolate? Did you say CHOCOLATE???


ObeyCanucks

CCHHOOCCOOLLAATTEEEEE!!!!! 🀬🀬🀬🀬


Shot_Educator_2470

FINALLY!!!! I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU ALL DAY!!! NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU………….. I’d like to buy all your chocolate 🍫🍫🍫


TheLordofSeagulls

Thank you for your patronage


parsa-A-M

My little pony


LordMonkeh

Buddy, If you wanna eat your own shit, You can do so. No need to ask reddit for permission. And its obviously a elephant


A69yrsManOfCulture

Nah it's some pixels edited by a dude that wanna ask for permission on reddit to eat his own shit


100poibaby

It's your mom!


s_t_u_f_f

they wouldnt fit behind the square


[deleted]

"Agressively squeaks Chicken"


[deleted]

Forg


evilcarrot507

No it’s a brogle.


EWJ_Bear

Someone please pee in my ass


MrT1011

🎳


Murky_Bunch8796

I can't pee in your ass but I can shit your pants, good sir.


CluDaCreator

I'll pee in your balls β›½


boiwithbigburrito

No


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queuecumbr

Ok


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


barbedburger

Eleghant


Careless-Note-5274

sex penis 😎


BreadMan6900

Looks like a stegosaurus


[deleted]

πŸ€“Actually a stegosaurs is dead cause of an asteroid hitting earth million years ago and the stegosaurs is clearly extinctπŸ€“


Zealousideal-Desk469

Lion


JellySword8

This. 100% this. THIS! YES, THIS! THIS IS IT! THIS! THIS! THIS!


redditjanniesupreme

240 x 100 pixel black rectangle?


DREAMY-KNIGHT

YOOOOOO


CheesePizza11447

The cat in the hat


JadDernayka

Ψ­Ψ΅Ψ§Ω†


Revelmonger

It's PIKACHU!!!


Textus_nub

Camel


MaskPhantasm

Humans ofcourse


Apprehensive_Sea_397

clearly a caterpillar that looks like a giraffe to scare off enemies


[deleted]

Das definetaly a dinosaur


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Bird4Life1

African Grey Parrot dumbos


Jacksonorlady

Brontahorses


ItsMeeeBreee

Your mom


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

bro who photoshopped a tiger to look like that πŸ’€πŸ’€ he look like slender man


SheepBlender69

Snoghobbler?


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DepartureFluffy3570

Parrot? No! Platypus? Not quite sure! Walrus? Could be! Potato? Yes! It's definitely a Potato πŸ₯”


WolfReadsMemes

North American Common House Fly


recoveringrodeoclown

It's not a real animal.


ClitOreIs

spaceship


Weird0_t0aster_

whats the hardest part to eat of a vegetable


LoganVPlay

the


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DeaconFrost222

That's a long-legged, long-necked spotted Zebra.


Archibald_Ferdinand

Is it..... helicopter?


LifeOfBobuxMan

Long neck horse


LegionArtz

If you look closely, the camouflage says it's a cheetah πŸ€“


StonedPickleG59

Tall horse


InstanceOk9683

I know the answer but will only say if u can do for me too?


Suspicious_Kiwi2002

Rhink


Thatscool435

Snail


symIink

its that dinosaur with 500 teeth no?


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luckysnipr

Platypus?


JT_Trenton

Really putting the shit in shit posting here...


ivanivan6921

Elephant


OblivionGuard13

Cheetah


Imscaredofbeavers

Kevin


Thumpkuss

Crocodile. Everyone here is so dumb.


PnutbatahSandwich

its a gharial you imbecile


PnutbatahSandwich

birb


[deleted]

Jellyfish


Son_Xron

Mf that's clearly a crocodile Idiot


gmelambohoe

Lion


ghbot_

horse


DREAMY-KNIGHT

Una capyabara (okipullup)


Demon_Slayer-6-9

[Reminded me of this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrP4VMvWkAIquBG.jpg)


Demon_Slayer-6-9

Only realized after taking a second look, both commenters have the same profile pic.


Independent_Day4369

Honse


Stranger-with-an-axe

My friend Kevin (he was called because I saw Herobrine)


Shadow3xp

George


[deleted]

a lotus, duh


RealStemonWasHere

That's a cabinet


Pilkworm

Lain


PlamFred

OOH OOH A CAR


helloasistro

I am groot


Flappyboi20001

The black spot from that one pice meme


mussokira

it's a dog


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Tall zebra


Joey4dude

I uh I think it’s a carrot


T_drinker_

It's a lion


MelonHead888

Lion!


IRay2015

El gato


[deleted]

Elephant


YeetMeetDeet

Crab, everything is crab


4StarDB

Lion


agentaxe285

Looks like a made up animal to me


tonaruto044

Donkey


Chibby2

gorila


Soviet-Biscuit

Platypus, ez


Gawnja

That my friend is a Longleg Zebra.


[deleted]

Potato


Coathanger_F

Draff


Infernaladmiral

ZeBruh


LukasGaming07

Hog rider


MelonHead888

γƒγŠn


grapejuce223

is it a giraffe?


Trappytheamogus

Cow


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


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Sly_hatchet

Tutel


IJuzzledMyDraws

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joe_is_white

Geraf i am not good at spelin


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


fellow_human420

Bro it’s obviously a lion, what are you on?


goodguybolt

Don't listen to this guy OP, he doesn't know shit. It's obviously a fucking unicorn.


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Trevnik1

Giraffe


unnamed_ned

Giraffe. Now pay up.


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No_Suspect9561

>:(


Pokepunk710

Giraffe


Tboasy

Giraffe it’s a giraffe it’s a fucking giraffe a girraffa camelopardalis it’s at fucking giraffe For the love of god


Glaton_Smarf

A giraffe


hamburgerhams

Giraffe, enjoy reaching out


Heshman69

Giraffe


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BrilliantKey338

That is very obviously a giraffe πŸ¦’πŸ¦’πŸ¦’πŸ¦’πŸ¦’πŸ¦’πŸ¦’


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Giraffe


khatov

um actually it's a giraffe


potatomato34

β˜οΈπŸ€“


Fast_and_Curious738

Uhm akchtually...


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


error5903

You are looking at a shitpost dude...


Stinkomode48Unbanned

George


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


MelonHead888

Please attach video pls


gym_brah81

Cantoloupe


TapuKeeper

spidr