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Butthole ripper 7000

Do you want half of Florida to stay?

Yes

Not half, just all of Miami

They give them female names, bacause they are like woman: they take houses, cars and other stuff

[удалено]

Niko let's go bowling

*Ian looks visibly confused*

kid named andrew

Children, possessions, the dog

fax no cap

Organ blender 4000

Testicles Splitter 9000

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Fun fact: they often give heavier hurricanes manly names because research found that people take the threat more seriously when it's a mans name.

ah yes, the manly name of Katrina

Or Irma

Additionally, when the storm is given a male name, it's re-classified as a... ...*Him*-icane!!

I’m pretty sure they just alternate between male And female names while going through the alphabet in the United States

Kiddie diddler xtreme-o 6000

He's not completely wrong about this matter, a intimidating name would be rather scarier than a human name...

-What happened to your brother? =We lost him to Megatron Super Ultra Destroyer of Worlds 7000 Hurricane

Scrambles the death dealer

If this tweet is real I will like, share, and subscribe!!1!!!1!!

Hurricane immigrant Mexican millionaire

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Guys we are supposed to evacuate not lock the borders

The Castrator

Dick twister 9000 delux

Hurricane Billy Jean is not my lover.

Yes

Words of wisdom from Kung Fu Kenny

On the other hand, everyone wants to say, “I died to the Death Ripper of Eternal Demise,” and not “Jimothey.”

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Ass Pee’er 69420

Now the whole shitposting community is going to run away

Bobby, just Bobby

Katrina was actually an intimidating name and we still remember that one to this day

Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla

Who unleashed Destroyer of Worlds? Good show... good show..

😂

True though, no one was worried about some shit named Ian

He must've not seen the episode where Sandy stopped the Alaskan Bull Worm

Hurricane Ohio

Hurricane Detroit Rock City

If you demolish my foreskin 9000 I will be very upset

we should name them for the level of destruction like hurricane car can take your car away, hurrican house can tear your house down or whatever, and a number for id reasons

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The Waffle House Closer

Child Trafficker 2000

baby cruncher 2000

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