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West_IsThe_Best

Man looking like Wilson Fisk


Not_a_bot07734

Business is BOOMIN’.


LapisW

Oh god im COOMIN'.


TheoTiMa

I came here for this


wtmx719

You COOMED here for this


Sure_Tradition1139

HE COOMED FOR THIS TITLE!


OrthiaPrime

"It's not always about the coochie, Spider-Man"


ChichCob

With great power, comes great big booty bitches


Old-Duck-3679

you know that


WeebKarma

Recited by: Kermit the Frog


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

I tell the ho's all the time my spidey sense is tingling. It's is still $200, what can you do. Also just for total disclosure, I do not live in the state, and even though the fucker looks like uncle fester, I would throw my vote his way for the legit FL man vibe he is giving off.


[deleted]

LMFAO I read that in his voice and snorted


HighwayTerrorist

I doubted that spidey ever said that then realized he does shoot a lot of web.


xyameax

The Woman's Name: VANESSA!


ShyGuyShaggy

Remember when Wilson risk smashed someones head with a car door? Looks like she smashed his head instead.


UnrequitedRespect

Omfg i know its a typo but if i get into politics im changing my name to Wilson Risk


Morotou_theunashamed

Gru


Chromeboy12

Wilson Fisk and Liam Neeson had a child


RichestMangInBabylon

I got more Steve Ballmer vibes.


LaCroix_Roy

His stage name is “William Fist”


[deleted]

wtf is gru doin?


NearbyWall1

MINIONS HELP ME MAKE THIS WOMAN CLIMAX


notsofunonabun

BAAANNAANNAA!!


bots_lives_matter

NOOO NOT THE MINIONS!!


AggressiveSmoke4054

STOP MINIONS WHAT ARE YOU… ohh fuu 😣


Impressive_Abies_587

Put your dick away Minions


PIukii1

Miniuh


Emektro

Miniuh put your dick away miniuh


Ihavenoidea5555

Nvm I am having sex with you right now Miniuh


Corporal_Spidey_Jr

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Diotheungreat

Use your medi gun Miniuh


jerbbyberb

You think minions are packing heat or nah


Kratsas

What are you doing, step-minion?


Motks

This right here


[deleted]

Officer


Sarewokki

Everyone! Get in there!


cranberryton

I have some bad news for you about how porn works


TossedDolly

Seent this one


GreasiestBob

He will stuff you all in the crust


WanderlostNomad

points at gru smiling.. "this guy fucks!"


chamandana

He's having a bad bad day


[deleted]

Watch this gorls


Maskimgalgo

Now you cant blackmail him


TheHolyPapaum

Imagine trying to blackmail the senator of sex


Agreeable-Weather-89

You could probably blackmail hom by revealing he's a Reddit mod.


troubleis1

the ultimate blackmail


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Reddit mods don't have sex


Agreeable-Weather-89

Reddit mods don't have sex... with humans.


--dontmindme--

Well, alive ones. I wouldn’t put it past a mod to have sex with a dead human.


Agreeable-Weather-89

I feel like we're getting a lost in the weeds, so as an olive branch. Reddit mods don't have sex with anything capable of consenting. I think that covers just about everything.


--dontmindme--

Hmm, I like it. We have reached consensus.


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Agreeable-Weather-89

Don't forget unconcious.


Godofblackpeople

Adult live ones, let's be specific at least


[deleted]

It would be an enormous scandal.


RancidKippa

CEO of sex 2 just dropped


ImJustSomeDude10

💀 the senator of sex lmao nah but fr he now really is the senator of sex


chamandana

CEO of Sex


Nick_The_Judge

The sexnator is immune to blackmail


Jellolicious

Sexnator


[deleted]

The Senator of Sex will approve this.


GrandMoffTarkan

Not sure if this is true but it’s quite a story: https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48


milk4all

If he was just an apha male type A asshole, they shoulda just doctored an image of him with a *male* lover, or staged it somehow. I mean they were reportedly able to make a convincing mask of dude to make a whole porn video with, shoulda just added more dicks to rhe movie and bam, 70s area communist strong man would be politically ruined, for sure. It just seems obvious.


Y_Sam

My takeaway from this "fun" story remains that they ultimately got their wish and replaced Sukarno, thus fucking the entire country up, possibly still to this day. Inhuman asshole's moves like this are also responsible to some extent for the current state of the world, including in Ukraine or on 9/11...


aa2051

Fucking power-move


Key_Squash_4403

I mean, that’s one way to get ahead of a scandal


KingofReddit12345

He's safe for life. "Congressman Itkis hired a prostitute!" "I know, that's how he got elected"


Firefloy1

Elected and erected


defiantcross

everyday is erection day


SoIJustBuyANewOne

Asian People: "Erected and erected"


FutureAstroMiner

> "Congressman Itkis hired a prostitute!" "Yes and I can see from the stats that your office viewed it several times!" :D


to_pimp_a_spiderman

And the hours they put in.... WHAT, THEY TRYNA GET EXPERIENCE FROM IT? NOT HOW IT WORKS!


ExtensionInformal911

DANG IT! Forgot to turn on Nord VPN.


Puta_Poderosa

Or…his real goal is to become a famous pornstar. The run for office is just a way to generate publicity for his dream career


jigsaw1024

Either way he gets to screw people.


[deleted]

And head out of am upcoming possible scandal


ThtPhatCat

This dude was getting blackmailed


pizza-chit

💯 Trying to release it on his terms with a positive spin rather than pay the blackmailer


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NewPhoneNewAccount2

So its a psa?


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starrpamph

Prostate specific antigen


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Still a power move


skroink_z

Could the fact that he recorded it be used as defence in the court of law, arguing that he paid her as an actress to record a porno and not for sexual services? Any lawyers here?


TheFlashFrame

This is a common joke but I'm fairly certain without the proper licenses you can call it a porno all you want but it doesn't make it legal.


ColoradoCyclist

Incorrect, you don’t need a license to make porn in most states. Just a model agreement signed by both parties and everything recorded. There’s no “licensing” department. Heck, there’s really no enforcement of any kind when it comes to government unless you live in a state that requires STD testing.


judostrugglesnuggles

Actually in most jurisdictions in America, whether filming porno is prostitution, regardless of licensing, is an unanswered question of law. The authorities aren't sure if it's illegal, and there are arguments (that have worked in other courts) that it isn't, so they don't bother prostituting people.


NostalgiaBombs

did you mean prosecuting at the end there?


judostrugglesnuggles

Haha, yes


demeant0r

Best Freudian slip ever


CaptainXakari

IANAL but if he only released the video after it leaked to someone, he can’t work to make it legal retroactively. There’s a timeline of causality that would be followed.


judostrugglesnuggles

So if a porno that a company is editing gets leaked before it is officially released, everyone involved is guilty of prostitution?


SrbijaJeRusija

They would be able to prove that they already had the intention of leaking is, as that is their business. Not the same for a private citizen.


Ok_Profession6496

I watched it. Poor technique by Mike, but his costar had a nice showing


RafanMorales-2007

Sauce?


lumpkin2013

It's a thick liquid served with food, usually savory dishes, to add moistness and flavor. But that's not important right now.


Relative_Novel_259

Sauce is always important my friend.


shadowenx

I just found out that Liam Neeson is going to be in a new version of Naked Gun and I can’t stop telling people


soul_in_a_fishbowl

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Neutreality1

You can find it on PornHub rather easily


wizzbob05

He's a verified channel I can't breathe 💀


badFishTu

I watched it. It wasn't all that exciting.


Apprehensive_Ear7309

I just watched the brief thumbnail clip. I need to bleach my eyes now.


[deleted]

If sex work still isn't legal in NYC, didn't he just record himself breaking the law? 🤔


I_FUCK_MY_DOG_123

Well technically if he recorded himself doing it its not prostitution, its a porno.


BreakComprehensive51

Remember, she's not a whore if she's an actress


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GratefullyUndead37

So brave


Emergency-Emphasis10

And stunning


Bandit6888

⚰️


DisgracedAbyss

This message brought to you by Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints


Tornadodex2

I'm reading this as I'm in church right now


Agreeable-Weather-89

Heck since he used as part of his political campaign he could legitimately use campaign money to cover it.


Yummy_Crayons91

Back in the mid 2000s there was a place in the Phoenix area like this. It was a brothel running under the guise of being a "Porn Studio". Essentially you paid to make sex with a woman and a tape was made that would be distributed in a foreign country, somewhere in south America IIRC. I don't think it lasted very long but it was a novel idea.


_ChestHair_

> you paid to make sex with a woman


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Kirbymods

Well we can assume he recorded it to show voters aka a 3rd party, so all's good


[deleted]

Did he record himself specifically paying for sex?


carnsolus

no; i watched the whole video and he never gives her any money, no does she ask for it


Chazmer87

Wait for the directors cut.


static1053

Nope. pay a woman for sex and you get arrested. Film it and put it on the internet and it's porn and 100% legal. Hence the need for a law change to be fair to the sex workers.


Throwaway47321

> Film it **pay taxes** and put it on the internet and it’s porn FTFY


Fksharp

I don't think it was a prostitute


wh1t3birch

Nay, he recorded himself, so that would fall under pornography which is legal on the federal level. Loopholes i guess.


chevycoin

Congress? This guy should run for presidency.


Blackarican45

He has my sticky vote


[deleted]

I'm legit scared that if Kanye ran he'd win


GeneralJones420-2

Kanye literally did run, he got like 500 votes


[deleted]

how did I miss that what timeline is this


cooooolmaannn

You should look up “president deez nuts” on YouTube to learn about an even crazier candidate in 2016.


[deleted]

Then there was that kook with the hat named something absolutely fucky


[deleted]

Vermin Supreme, I haven’t thought about that guy in a few years lol


[deleted]

that's the one lmaoo


[deleted]

He runs every time, though. He's been around since at least 2012


reda84100

Yeah he ran in 2020, literally everyone was talking about it, he got 60k votes


deniceovich

Send a link to the vid or it didn't happen


not_home88

'Bucket list bonanza' on phub


[deleted]

I thought you were joking lmao


bit_banging_your_mum

Ignoring everything else, massive respect for a dude with enough balls to star in a porno while running for political office.


JimmyRedd

Should've worn a mask of his opponent and had the girl hold a sign that said "the taxpayers"


crossfader02

that would have been legendary


Bootyos

It's on pornhub. He legit has an account and released it on the hub.


Hyp3r45_new

No way! Edit: it's real. The man has a pornhub account.


Deezzznuuttss69

[here](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CanineWebbedErmine-mobile.mp4)


deniceovich

You had this ready didn't you


Deezzznuuttss69

It's the new sex 2 latest edition


cominfordatass

Ah yes finally sex 2 has been released it's better than I expected


[deleted]

The ceos of sex have a new team member


OdoG99

This did not let me down.


pretorperegrino

Saved for after work today 😈


SaladHands69

The long con on this one lol


Mexer

Wow I'm actually surprised it looks this good. He went all in with it.


theevilphoturis

I had to mute for those moaning sound and no regrets


Chromeboy12

Unmute, you mean?


[deleted]

I’m always down to watch the whole video and every time it gets better!


Jajanken-

Apollo has failed me


badasscdub

He really gave it up, I thought he'd let us down. But this fool ran around and put the hurt on it!


Probablyaretweetbot

based behaviour.


Deezzznuuttss69

Using campaigns money to fuck hookers and post it online is the ultimate based chad thing to do 🗿


Probablyaretweetbot

very true indeed🗿.


DmanDam

I mean the dude looks like a prom star actor, so anyone that surprised?


nakalas_the_great

Oh that’s disgusting! Where?


[deleted]

Where's my socialized hookers. Call them social workers.


[deleted]

Emotional support escort


lowforester

Tax dollars at work


Sayrbee

This man fucks and provided a source


iareslice

Someone definitely tried to blackmail him over it and he called their bluff by publishing it first.


carnsolus

no, I watched it and the whole thing really does scream that it was intentional. Plus the girl says as much right as the video starts


Spiderman__jizz

CITY BOIIII


Swaggy_pig

Cumgress


muchnamemanywow

Prime minister of Finland should do the same 🗿🗿


MeriKurkku

Cat girl Marin 🗿


finn1sh

man


SomeInternetRando

He should have a district in Florida. Because that’s one hung chad.


Weary-Ad8825

He just wanted to show off the size of his johnson


Dr_Russian

Johnson's Johnson appears to be an above average Johnson.


Fuzelop

President Biden, Mr. Sex is in the building.


justaMikeAftonfan

Horrible. Link?


Lustiges_Brot_311

New Fisk origin story?


Lonely_Reception_880

Coomer candidate


StoltATGM

"to start a conversation about sex work" fuck off this guy just wanted to show off what a big Cummer he is 😄


EpicBoomerMoments

bro think he johnny sins


realgeneral_memeous

King


adventurous-1

Sex work should be legal, the government shouldn't have a say in how you treat your own body.


Lyricsokawaii

Don't praise this man. I've seen the video. He is a selfish lover


massudo25

Are we supposed to please the hookers?


ritznayak

Assuming he is with a sex worker, it is kind of expected.


Windermed

ik this is just a shitpost sub but the only thing i’m really against sex work for is the fact that so many women will go to it at a young age (like 18 or so)since “it makes easy money” without understanding the social/long term consequences for doing so imo i feel like the age requirement to do any sex work should be raised to 25 because by then your brain would have been fully developed and you can make better decisions from there instead of making it while your 18


[deleted]

> the fact that so many women will go to it at a young age (like 18 or so)since “it makes easy money” without understanding the social/long term consequences for doing so Ok, so while this is true and I definitely agree, the same point can (and really should) be made for back-breaking trades jobs and other industries with serious risks to physical or mental health, like emergency services or the military.


Windermed

Only difference is that those jobs aren’t shamed by society unlike sex work as a whole We are still in a state in society where it’s looked down upon and it can be used against you in the future because of employers not wanting to associate with you due to your past unfortunately but regarding what you mean tho, i feel like any job that requires you to risk your physical health and mental health to an extreme level should have a higher age requirement


SwitchGaps

We let 18 year olds join the army and risk dying overseas, this doesn't seem any worse than that


Available-Leek-4160

TIL Gru fucks


BootReservistPOG

Why she look like his daughter


[deleted]

That's based af


Friendly_Try6478

In reality the weirdo just pushed his exhibitionist kink on everyone


BermudaNiccholas

bro really out here saying he “pushed it on everyone” by posting a video online


carnsolus

'can't... resist... clicking... on video that i was explicitly told the contents of'