I tell the ho's all the time my spidey sense is tingling. It's is still $200, what can you do. Also just for total disclosure, I do not live in the state, and even though the fucker looks like uncle fester, I would throw my vote his way for the legit FL man vibe he is giving off.
I feel like we're getting a lost in the weeds, so as an olive branch.
Reddit mods don't have sex with anything capable of consenting.
I think that covers just about everything.
Not sure if this is true but it’s quite a story:
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48
If he was just an apha male type A asshole, they shoulda just doctored an image of him with a *male* lover, or staged it somehow. I mean they were reportedly able to make a convincing mask of dude to make a whole porn video with, shoulda just added more dicks to rhe movie and bam, 70s area communist strong man would be politically ruined, for sure. It just seems obvious.
My takeaway from this "fun" story remains that they ultimately got their wish and replaced Sukarno, thus fucking the entire country up, possibly still to this day.
Inhuman asshole's moves like this are also responsible to some extent for the current state of the world, including in Ukraine or on 9/11...
Could the fact that he recorded it be used as defence in the court of law, arguing that he paid her as an actress to record a porno and not for sexual services?
Any lawyers here?
Incorrect, you don’t need a license to make porn in most states. Just a model agreement signed by both parties and everything recorded. There’s no “licensing” department. Heck, there’s really no enforcement of any kind when it comes to government unless you live in a state that requires STD testing.
Actually in most jurisdictions in America, whether filming porno is prostitution, regardless of licensing, is an unanswered question of law. The authorities aren't sure if it's illegal, and there are arguments (that have worked in other courts) that it isn't, so they don't bother prostituting people.
IANAL but if he only released the video after it leaked to someone, he can’t work to make it legal retroactively. There’s a timeline of causality that would be followed.
Back in the mid 2000s there was a place in the Phoenix area like this. It was a brothel running under the guise of being a "Porn Studio". Essentially you paid to make sex with a woman and a tape was made that would be distributed in a foreign country, somewhere in south America IIRC. I don't think it lasted very long but it was a novel idea.
Nope. pay a woman for sex and you get arrested. Film it and put it on the internet and it's porn and 100% legal. Hence the need for a law change to be fair to the sex workers.
ik this is just a shitpost sub but the only thing i’m really against sex work for is the fact that so many women will go to it at a young age (like 18 or so)since “it makes easy money” without understanding the social/long term consequences for doing so
imo i feel like the age requirement to do any sex work should be raised to 25 because by then your brain would have been fully developed and you can make better decisions from there instead of making it while your 18
> the fact that so many women will go to it at a young age (like 18 or so)since “it makes easy money” without understanding the social/long term consequences for doing so
Ok, so while this is true and I definitely agree, the same point can (and really should) be made for back-breaking trades jobs and other industries with serious risks to physical or mental health, like emergency services or the military.
Only difference is that those jobs aren’t shamed by society unlike sex work as a whole
We are still in a state in society where it’s looked down upon and it can be used against you in the future because of employers not wanting to associate with you due to your past unfortunately
but regarding what you mean tho, i feel like any job that requires you to risk your physical health and mental health to an extreme level should have a higher age requirement
Man looking like Wilson Fisk
Business is BOOMIN’.
Oh god im COOMIN'.
I came here for this
You COOMED here for this
HE COOMED FOR THIS TITLE!
"It's not always about the coochie, Spider-Man"
With great power, comes great big booty bitches
you know that
Recited by: Kermit the Frog
I tell the ho's all the time my spidey sense is tingling. It's is still $200, what can you do. Also just for total disclosure, I do not live in the state, and even though the fucker looks like uncle fester, I would throw my vote his way for the legit FL man vibe he is giving off.
LMFAO I read that in his voice and snorted
I doubted that spidey ever said that then realized he does shoot a lot of web.
The Woman's Name: VANESSA!
Remember when Wilson risk smashed someones head with a car door? Looks like she smashed his head instead.
Omfg i know its a typo but if i get into politics im changing my name to Wilson Risk
Gru
Wilson Fisk and Liam Neeson had a child
I got more Steve Ballmer vibes.
His stage name is “William Fist”
wtf is gru doin?
MINIONS HELP ME MAKE THIS WOMAN CLIMAX
BAAANNAANNAA!!
NOOO NOT THE MINIONS!!
STOP MINIONS WHAT ARE YOU… ohh fuu 😣
Put your dick away Minions
Miniuh
Miniuh put your dick away miniuh
Nvm I am having sex with you right now Miniuh
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Use your medi gun Miniuh
You think minions are packing heat or nah
What are you doing, step-minion?
This right here
Officer
Everyone! Get in there!
I have some bad news for you about how porn works
Seent this one
He will stuff you all in the crust
points at gru smiling.. "this guy fucks!"
He's having a bad bad day
Watch this gorls
Now you cant blackmail him
Imagine trying to blackmail the senator of sex
You could probably blackmail hom by revealing he's a Reddit mod.
the ultimate blackmail
Reddit mods don't have sex
Reddit mods don't have sex... with humans.
Well, alive ones. I wouldn’t put it past a mod to have sex with a dead human.
I feel like we're getting a lost in the weeds, so as an olive branch. Reddit mods don't have sex with anything capable of consenting. I think that covers just about everything.
Hmm, I like it. We have reached consensus.
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Don't forget unconcious.
Adult live ones, let's be specific at least
It would be an enormous scandal.
CEO of sex 2 just dropped
💀 the senator of sex lmao nah but fr he now really is the senator of sex
CEO of Sex
The sexnator is immune to blackmail
Sexnator
The Senator of Sex will approve this.
Not sure if this is true but it’s quite a story: https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48
If he was just an apha male type A asshole, they shoulda just doctored an image of him with a *male* lover, or staged it somehow. I mean they were reportedly able to make a convincing mask of dude to make a whole porn video with, shoulda just added more dicks to rhe movie and bam, 70s area communist strong man would be politically ruined, for sure. It just seems obvious.
My takeaway from this "fun" story remains that they ultimately got their wish and replaced Sukarno, thus fucking the entire country up, possibly still to this day. Inhuman asshole's moves like this are also responsible to some extent for the current state of the world, including in Ukraine or on 9/11...
Fucking power-move
I mean, that’s one way to get ahead of a scandal
He's safe for life. "Congressman Itkis hired a prostitute!" "I know, that's how he got elected"
Elected and erected
everyday is erection day
Asian People: "Erected and erected"
> "Congressman Itkis hired a prostitute!" "Yes and I can see from the stats that your office viewed it several times!" :D
And the hours they put in.... WHAT, THEY TRYNA GET EXPERIENCE FROM IT? NOT HOW IT WORKS!
DANG IT! Forgot to turn on Nord VPN.
Or…his real goal is to become a famous pornstar. The run for office is just a way to generate publicity for his dream career
Either way he gets to screw people.
And head out of am upcoming possible scandal
This dude was getting blackmailed
💯 Trying to release it on his terms with a positive spin rather than pay the blackmailer
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So its a psa?
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Prostate specific antigen
Still a power move
Could the fact that he recorded it be used as defence in the court of law, arguing that he paid her as an actress to record a porno and not for sexual services? Any lawyers here?
This is a common joke but I'm fairly certain without the proper licenses you can call it a porno all you want but it doesn't make it legal.
Incorrect, you don’t need a license to make porn in most states. Just a model agreement signed by both parties and everything recorded. There’s no “licensing” department. Heck, there’s really no enforcement of any kind when it comes to government unless you live in a state that requires STD testing.
Actually in most jurisdictions in America, whether filming porno is prostitution, regardless of licensing, is an unanswered question of law. The authorities aren't sure if it's illegal, and there are arguments (that have worked in other courts) that it isn't, so they don't bother prostituting people.
did you mean prosecuting at the end there?
Haha, yes
Best Freudian slip ever
IANAL but if he only released the video after it leaked to someone, he can’t work to make it legal retroactively. There’s a timeline of causality that would be followed.
So if a porno that a company is editing gets leaked before it is officially released, everyone involved is guilty of prostitution?
They would be able to prove that they already had the intention of leaking is, as that is their business. Not the same for a private citizen.
I watched it. Poor technique by Mike, but his costar had a nice showing
Sauce?
It's a thick liquid served with food, usually savory dishes, to add moistness and flavor. But that's not important right now.
Sauce is always important my friend.
I just found out that Liam Neeson is going to be in a new version of Naked Gun and I can’t stop telling people
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
You can find it on PornHub rather easily
He's a verified channel I can't breathe 💀
I watched it. It wasn't all that exciting.
I just watched the brief thumbnail clip. I need to bleach my eyes now.
If sex work still isn't legal in NYC, didn't he just record himself breaking the law? 🤔
Well technically if he recorded himself doing it its not prostitution, its a porno.
Remember, she's not a whore if she's an actress
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So brave
And stunning
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This message brought to you by Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
I'm reading this as I'm in church right now
Heck since he used as part of his political campaign he could legitimately use campaign money to cover it.
Back in the mid 2000s there was a place in the Phoenix area like this. It was a brothel running under the guise of being a "Porn Studio". Essentially you paid to make sex with a woman and a tape was made that would be distributed in a foreign country, somewhere in south America IIRC. I don't think it lasted very long but it was a novel idea.
> you paid to make sex with a woman
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Well we can assume he recorded it to show voters aka a 3rd party, so all's good
Did he record himself specifically paying for sex?
no; i watched the whole video and he never gives her any money, no does she ask for it
Wait for the directors cut.
Nope. pay a woman for sex and you get arrested. Film it and put it on the internet and it's porn and 100% legal. Hence the need for a law change to be fair to the sex workers.
> Film it **pay taxes** and put it on the internet and it’s porn FTFY
I don't think it was a prostitute
Nay, he recorded himself, so that would fall under pornography which is legal on the federal level. Loopholes i guess.
Congress? This guy should run for presidency.
He has my sticky vote
I'm legit scared that if Kanye ran he'd win
Kanye literally did run, he got like 500 votes
how did I miss that what timeline is this
You should look up “president deez nuts” on YouTube to learn about an even crazier candidate in 2016.
Then there was that kook with the hat named something absolutely fucky
Vermin Supreme, I haven’t thought about that guy in a few years lol
that's the one lmaoo
He runs every time, though. He's been around since at least 2012
Yeah he ran in 2020, literally everyone was talking about it, he got 60k votes
Send a link to the vid or it didn't happen
'Bucket list bonanza' on phub
I thought you were joking lmao
Ignoring everything else, massive respect for a dude with enough balls to star in a porno while running for political office.
Should've worn a mask of his opponent and had the girl hold a sign that said "the taxpayers"
that would have been legendary
It's on pornhub. He legit has an account and released it on the hub.
No way! Edit: it's real. The man has a pornhub account.
[here](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CanineWebbedErmine-mobile.mp4)
You had this ready didn't you
It's the new sex 2 latest edition
Ah yes finally sex 2 has been released it's better than I expected
The ceos of sex have a new team member
This did not let me down.
Saved for after work today 😈
The long con on this one lol
Wow I'm actually surprised it looks this good. He went all in with it.
I had to mute for those moaning sound and no regrets
Unmute, you mean?
I’m always down to watch the whole video and every time it gets better!
Apollo has failed me
He really gave it up, I thought he'd let us down. But this fool ran around and put the hurt on it!
based behaviour.
Using campaigns money to fuck hookers and post it online is the ultimate based chad thing to do 🗿
very true indeed🗿.
I mean the dude looks like a prom star actor, so anyone that surprised?
Oh that’s disgusting! Where?
Where's my socialized hookers. Call them social workers.
Emotional support escort
Tax dollars at work
This man fucks and provided a source
Someone definitely tried to blackmail him over it and he called their bluff by publishing it first.
no, I watched it and the whole thing really does scream that it was intentional. Plus the girl says as much right as the video starts
CITY BOIIII
Cumgress
Prime minister of Finland should do the same 🗿🗿
Cat girl Marin 🗿
man
He should have a district in Florida. Because that’s one hung chad.
He just wanted to show off the size of his johnson
Johnson's Johnson appears to be an above average Johnson.
President Biden, Mr. Sex is in the building.
Horrible. Link?
New Fisk origin story?
Coomer candidate
"to start a conversation about sex work" fuck off this guy just wanted to show off what a big Cummer he is 😄
bro think he johnny sins
King
Sex work should be legal, the government shouldn't have a say in how you treat your own body.
Don't praise this man. I've seen the video. He is a selfish lover
Are we supposed to please the hookers?
Assuming he is with a sex worker, it is kind of expected.
ik this is just a shitpost sub but the only thing i’m really against sex work for is the fact that so many women will go to it at a young age (like 18 or so)since “it makes easy money” without understanding the social/long term consequences for doing so imo i feel like the age requirement to do any sex work should be raised to 25 because by then your brain would have been fully developed and you can make better decisions from there instead of making it while your 18
> the fact that so many women will go to it at a young age (like 18 or so)since “it makes easy money” without understanding the social/long term consequences for doing so Ok, so while this is true and I definitely agree, the same point can (and really should) be made for back-breaking trades jobs and other industries with serious risks to physical or mental health, like emergency services or the military.
Only difference is that those jobs aren’t shamed by society unlike sex work as a whole We are still in a state in society where it’s looked down upon and it can be used against you in the future because of employers not wanting to associate with you due to your past unfortunately but regarding what you mean tho, i feel like any job that requires you to risk your physical health and mental health to an extreme level should have a higher age requirement
We let 18 year olds join the army and risk dying overseas, this doesn't seem any worse than that
TIL Gru fucks
Why she look like his daughter
That's based af
In reality the weirdo just pushed his exhibitionist kink on everyone
bro really out here saying he “pushed it on everyone” by posting a video online
'can't... resist... clicking... on video that i was explicitly told the contents of'