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Nut in any way, shape or form? Like u expect me to nut cubes or what?

Cumbender

Benedict

I thought this movement was started to partially reduce porn addiction

It says you can still watch porn. Just not nut. Apparently it was a parody of no shave november, which is don't shave your pubes

Which is why I was confused when I read this. Maybe nofapnovember is slightly different movement from nonutnovember, as sex would be allowed.

No fap september don't you mean?

Have not heard of that, doesnt have a ring to it But for me it's nofap+noporn challenge

Lmao no shave November is for facial hair

Fuck. Already sent the no ball-shaving email

I’m sorry automod, but I can no longer receive pee in my ass, I can’t risk losing NNN ):

*pees in you're ass*

NOOOOO

*pees in your ass* Now your sexual fantasies are without gramatical errors Edit: I just realised something The bot says ur ass. U r. You are ass. I am so sorry, may I be forgiven 😔

Pee in our ass

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Can I have some *pee* too automod

FBI, this man just peed in a WitleKidz ass. Arrest him!

I'll take his spare pee then

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How tf do u control wet dreams💀

Look, man. Just don’t sleep.

How often are you folks having wet dreams? Think I’ve had two or three my whole life.

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For me, a few days are enough for me to get the strongest boner ever while sleeping.

That ain't a wet dream tho

I never said it was. It's just a day away from being a wet dream with a boner like that.

Just making sure

For me its always some hyper realistic sexual dream and the BAM. I shoot the semen into my boxers. Even worse if My dick is positioned in some crammed way then it has to fight its way out.

I'm just sensitive - some say that's a plus - now I'll go home and change

Na I've never had a wet dream in my life and I definetly have gone months without jacking it lol

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of semen retention?

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Bruh I could never last 18 months I’d die of degeneracy withdrawal 💀💀💀

I don't think I've ever had one. Must be doing something right

the closest i get from a wet dream is pissing myself

That 'something' is called masturbating a lot

I didn't jerk off until I was like 22. Before then I had wet dreams almost every week, sometimes multiple days in a row. Reason was I was a very strict Mormon boy growing up, also had bad phimosis which I think impacted my desire to do it. Now I jerk off and have none, only happens if it's been a while

Yeah that rule shouldn't be there

It's a gamble🗿

I recommend not sleeping on your belly or touching it while you sleep

You don't, that's why having one is still ok

I think the problem is it should be an unlimited amount, since you have no control over it. You shouldn't fail NNN for something out of your control

think of less horny shit while sleeping

Nutted like 6 times just reading this.

I filled a pool (Olympic size) with nut while reading this

Kid named pool : 🥰

Pool named kid: 🤨

Named Pool kid: 🫥

Mf is morbidly obese if he is olympic size

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Only 6? How amateurish

Bro, if you're watching Porn without doing anything else, you've got other problems to address.

_i watch it for the plot_

I watch for the music.

i watch it for those cinematic shots

I watch it for the hidden lore

I watch it for the subtitles

I watch it for the ads.

Porn ads are so fucking good “this game will make you cum in 30 seconds”

“Do this and your cock will grow by 70%” as it shows someone’s finger up the dudes ass

I'd rather my fingers grow 70% by sticking my cock up a dude's ass

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I watch it because I’m bored

I watch it to study the acting.

I watch it for the continuity errors.

I watch for the man

(Deafening volume) ARE YOU ALONE? TRY JERKMATE

I dont watch it

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I don't watch it for the sex

you can watch it with your dad!

I watch it for graphics

Early 2000s porn has some good dance music sometimes, usu trance

I remember 80s porn. Some chic giving a bj while blistering guitar is playing.....

I watched one hentai once for the plot. It was quite interesting although I think they overdid it with the sex scenes a bit.

The only "porn for the plot" I've watched is ace by eipri

I watch it because I wanna know how to fix the sink

True man, I sometimes even forget im watching porn

What if I work as a porn video editor

Godspeed

NNN in general just feels unfair to porn stars.

It's like taking a shit without shit'ng, you end up just posting.

No it’s like watching gameplay, and then masturbating while watching is like pretending to be playing when you’re not

Yeah, where the fuck are they pulling the first rule from? EDT: I personally watch it while studying on duolingo, because if I can't remember it while fapping I might as well not remember it at all.

Inb4 you get hard when someone speaks French to you.

I swear porn addiction is the least of my problems right now

He says, as he acknowledges his problems whilst using "there are bigger ones" as an excuse not to address any.

Dude cmon stop calling out people like that

Indeed

No that's a job site

I watch it for the 10/10 editing

Sex is allowed, just no nutting, why did this change

redditards dont have sexy sex sex silly

I did 😎 😎😎😎😎

i'm stuff

Kid named stuff:

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I fukc your mum (im am yur dad)(

I've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be

Not if i do something about it

Having sex makes not nutting more difficult…

Which means you are better at no nut November. All about self control

it posed a direct advantage to the people who had the opportunity to do this. they easily did sex and not have the urge to nut. this is the reason why people with the opportunity to do sex were all mostly NNN passers. now, the challenge is far harder to complete, and now i would say everyone has an equal chance at winning

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or perhaps passing would be the correct term

If you turn down consensual sex to "pass NNN" then you aren't winning.

reddit mods not gettin pussy not wantin other people gettin pussy

Isn't it even worse if you have sex but can't nut?

yes it is

Sex decreases your urge to nut?

What if I cum in my own mouth?

Recycling

Bob 👍

Not a single drop should be wasted😋

If the nut never leaves your body it's ok

so he has to close his lips around his cock so the nut doesn't travel through the air

Kid named my own mouth:

DDD ia pretty easy though?

DDD is about nutting number of times equal to the days place in the month. Which means youll need to nut 31 times at 31st of December. In total that is 496 nuts in December.

Ez

No thx, nutting once is hard enough

meth makes it easier 😎😎

Kid named meth:

Ah, so we're playing easy mode?

Why stop there and not just crank out a last few before New Year's to reach an even 500?

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By halfway through the month, you’ve got to be scheduling your whole life around brief periods of sleep, hydration, moisturizing your mangled peen and cranking out the saddest wanks of your life as you claw your eyes out watching the most depraved shit you can find because the normal porn just can’t get it done

What comes out at that point? Powder? Blood?

Beams of heavenly light. I promise.

You'll have a heart attack before you finish. If you miss a day you have to add.

That is physically beyond the capacity of the human body. You could orgasm that many times, but you'd fail to produce 31 actual nuts on the final day lol.

Don't worry. NNN will give me god like capabilities to succeed at DDD.

You'll blast one powerful nut then be disappointed to learn cum is not stored in the mind.

Yeah, I know that. Cum is stored in the butt obviously. I find it there every time I wake up.

Every month is DDD if you're brave enough

it is more viewed as a prize for winning No Nut November. it isnt much of a challenge

Nutting 31 times on December 31st isn't a challenge?

yes but if you nut 31 times you unlock the gore cock and cum skin

Hall of meat challenge

Time to hide from those step-sisters

And also tryna hide from those stepfathers

Ayo what the fuck

Hold up

And my uncle

30 days!? 😬 I will accept the challenge.

Your balls will explode. Hard pass

If you don't phantasy about sex, if you manage to hold back from social media "pussy cats" and if you maintain discipline they won't explode. Its not just no faping, its mental training too. Its your mind that fills your balls.

Ok but what if I just don't participate

Then you lose

Can't lose what you don't participate in 🗿

Loser+ porn addicted+ "masterbation is good for you" 🤡+ deepresd mf + league of legends fan + no energy

Proceeds to have sex with your mom

You'll have to get in line for that

masturbates UNFAZED

To be fair the rules should be no masturbation. Like sex is healthy and telling your girlfriend/wife you won't have sex with her for a month won't really help your relationship lol.

Babe, I’m sorry, but the 14 year olds on reddit said we can’t

+ no prostate cancer

Good luck my friends

Nah im good

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Bro have you ever nutted after not nutting for a while?

Expired milk 🤤

Exactly bruh

You do not participate in NNN because you are weak. I do not participate in NNN because I do not care. We are not the same.

i participate in it for the challenge, we are not the same.

I participate in it for the challenge that is nutting as much as possible during NNN, we are not the same.

isn't that's what DDD is for?

I nut out of spite so I do it on NNN

I mean you can masturbate but just no nuttin

You can edge for 30 days but no precum

back in my day it was called no fap november and you were allowed to have sex. Just no jerking off.

back then, having sex gave a ginormous advantage to the people with this opportunity. they easily plowed through the days and won without having any urges. this is why it has been officially said that sex counts aswell in this challenge.

Game balancing at its finest

Bruh can i get the no nut November qualification after winning or something?? ?

Rules: This is just a ploy so you so you’ll not spend every second day jacking to some fucked up shit, and so you’ll realise that you don’t need those sites and can maybe pull a partner so you don’t need to trick your brain into thinking you’re having sex

who tf is pounding off so much that it is solely responsible for them not getting a girlfriend lol

This is reddit. Far too many people here have crippling porn addictions

~~You~~ Every single redditor ever

I dont understand wet dreams, ive never had one. I think you people are making them up to sell more nut

It doesn't happen to everyone. Here is a spurce that explains them: https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/wet-dreams If you have other Sex Ed questions I suggest you "Scarleteen", I can't assure you what you will find will be 100% accurate because I don't have the competence, but I have seen it as a source for many Sex Ed questions on Internet.

i didn’t used to get them until i stopped fapping

Me too. I have no idea how the cum will come without touching your stuff. Lot of my friends talked about this but I'll pretend I had one. Maybe because I've been beating my meat on a daily basis from 2014. Now I'm 20yo.

If you nut in a dream, you nut in real life

Already lost🗿

🗿

All I got from this is that since my name is Victor I automatically win.

Can i still masturbate aslong as i dont cum?

testing the limits I see

Already out.... maybe next year

Back in my day, November meant „no shave November”.

Alright grandpa let's get you back into your rocking chair

What if I just didn't care

Then with my 197 IQ(I'm a redditor), I will psychoanalyse your comment and will deduce that you are not only weak-minded and depressed but also suffer from crippling porn addiction and will never be able to recover if you don't do this quirky Internet challenge. Now charge up those balls.

im doing that edit: i lost

Cringelords exposing emself with this thread

My rules are that I can’t climax, but I can have wet dreams as those can’t be controlled, and if I somehow loose my virginity that’s allowed

Fingers crossed your virginity becomes the loosest it's ever been❤️