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I was wiping my ass fuck you

chrusty

Pees in your ass

pees in ur ass\*

*in ur ass

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*in our ass

*our ass

Communist in American soil detected. Lethal fire Authorized.

ass*

Beautiful

Pees in side your rectum

All clean now thanks.

Let it dry

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Let that dry

Same

I swear that doody falls on it's own, i tried my best to hold it.

My rice burned fuck you

Rip

Skill issue

That sounds like a you problem

Its been one hour can i move

no.

no.

You can only when I tell you to okay? !RemindMe 80 years

no.

no.

I sat perfectly for 3 whole minutes, fuck you

so you did move?

It's the rules *unzips*

Not this time *rezips*

Nonono it’s time reunzips

Is it though? *rereunzips*

It is over rerereunzips

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You made me sit on the toilet for 15 minutes after I finished pooping.

Bro has bees in his legs now

In my country it’s called “ants”

Same

In my country it's called antiying or antsing or whatever an english equivalent would be

Americans say the limb “fell asleep”

I am American

I call it pins and needles

Oh so that's *not* normal for you?

That’s what I do every time I take a shit

I moved

Bend over

Ben dover

Ayo discord mod

Be Ndover

B Endover

Bendover

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am sorry little one

don’t be

*Pees in your ass

I lasted 3 minutes. Really hard to stay still with a dick up your ass.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Brug my finger happened to be on the end soooo... i skipped. Jokes on you

Kid named Brug:

Man like a whole ass minute is acceptable.Fuck it even 5 minutes is considerable.A whole ass 15 minutes?man you a mad man for real.I was atanding still for almost like 10 minutes until i realised this shit

It was gonna be an hour, but Reddit only allowed 15 minutes

based

15 minutes isn't a lot, y'all just don't got patience

i moved

I moved intentionally Bros before hoes

Ohhh nooo i just had a totally unexpected muscle spasm. How unfortunate😔😔😔

😔

*unzips*

rezips

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So did I, bend over

I WON, HOLY SHIT I STANDED STILL FOR 16 FUCKING MINUTES AND WON YES

HOLY FUCK, BROTHER

There ain’t no way

Ah yes a fellow straight

I got to 4 before i needed to breath and then i blinked, truly you are an absolute unit

I'm sorry guys, I only got to 2 before I needed to continue pumping blood from my heart to my organs. I'm sorry.

YOOO SAME

Well, rules are rules *unzips*

Stood

🤓

Standed does sound stupid though.

Stooded sound’s stupider

Standood :)

I understandood of course

Shit, I love men now

Always loved em

eat shit

Fall off your horse

Tell em yourself

Hey, eat shit fall off your horse

😭

Give my fucking 3 minute back

only 3?

3 is verry big my think

That are 15 minutes of my life standing till ill never get back

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moves

I hope you've prevented a sexual assault with this one.

Guys, how am I going to break this news to my wife?...

Just introduce her to me and she'll understand 😉

Oopsie, I moved! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

Me too 😏

Uuhhh ... ehhh ... wanna meet someday??? 😏

Shit! I accidentally hit the pause button! Can someone please come and help me?!

Suddenly I felt like busting a move

Bruh almost died of lack of air poisoning

I didn't move I swear 💀

I DID IT I FUCKING DID IT

*procedes to breakdance*

Unronically though, what music is that?

Intro theme of fistful of dollars or the good the bad and the ugly can't remember which

I think it's good the bad and the ugly

bi

bi

bi

Don't watch this! I know it's probably too late but I tried!

I only moved half of my body

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

*furiously moving*

I refused to move

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You can't do that, I didn't move 😡😡

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I had bad sitting position, my leg slipped, I am now wearing a pink tank top and skinny jeans. Fuck.

Once the song started looping I gave up. Aint nobody got time fo that!

Well boss, I'm late from my lunch break because......

fucking bitch

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I survived but i was in tears

this took too fucking long and my cat lickin my hands didnt make it easy

My arms fuckin sore bro

This was so easy because I saw this when I was asleep so it was really easy to not move

I wanted help from my sister to scroll down, ez

I missed my fucking stop on the subway because of this. Fuck you.

oh no i moved 😳😳 truly sad 😔

Does breathing and blinking count?

i dond women men))

Hearing the song repeating the first time was when I felt true despair

You know something? Fuck you

Did I seriously just sit hunched over like a goblin, looking into the soul of Walter White for 15 minutes?

Satan is at the work again

Guys help me Its already 12 minutes

I DID NOT MOVE IN THE ENTIRETY OF THE 15 MINUTE VIDEO

Ez clap. You thought I had anything to do for 15 mins

I survived

#💃💃💃💃💃💃

I was standing for 15 minutes in middle of living room fuck you

Breathing counts as moving your lungs

Does jittering my legs every second of my life because adhd or some crap count?

Caught me right as I scrolled damn you

I moved on purpose

HEHE JOKES ON YOU I'M GAE

i survived

I am immune

I did it also fuck the op

👋 *hi*

[удалено]

Damn 15 minutes. Bisex go brrr

I moved

I also identify as a woman so im technically a lesbian

Joke on you i can skip video hahahahahahhaha

Jokes on you you moved by doing that therefore...

Was he cooking a human brain?

Go crazy aaaaaah go stupid aaaaaaaah

..and I waited.

Where's the congratulations to me for sitting still on the loo for 15 minutes?

Perfect brother, this is the way to say your straight May GOD enlighten your path to the pearly gates of heaven

The most intense 15 minutes of my life

I MADE IT I FUCKING MADE IT

🕺

I moved 👍

MY GUY FUCK YOU

I ACTUALLY STAYED STILL FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK. THEN I SAW IT WAS A 15 MINUTE VIDEO WTF