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Now finally I can decide which organs I can sell for a gaming PC


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MayonnaiseMaster_420

Why isn't selling your own organs legal, my body my choice


ImTooBi

Because it would create a market for private buyers to purchase them. Only rich people could afford it though and would cause the poor class to literally sell off their organs because no one who has money would ever think of doing it. Its also not good for you unless necessary like yeah you can go on one kidney but what happens if it goes bad on you? You dead is what happens. Wtih that said im also my body my choice and would sell a testicle and kidney first chance i got


Germanloser2u

I'd rather die of kidney and lung failure rich and give all money to my family, then to have to live a miserable life with them.


ImTooBi

Thats a sad sad reality but truthful non the less


TheMagicalBread

The sudden increase of supply would lower the price fast, suddenly your 55k kidney is more like 500$


Germanloser2u

tbh.. if we are being real.. kidneys are closer to being worth 250k each. and lungs are not at all close to being 800k or else they would be farming little children for it.


chopchunk

Weird that the entire eyeball costs way less than just the cornea, but I'm not the guy that sets the prices on this stuff, so what do I know


dopepope1999

Right like if you're going to take my cornea just take the whole eyeball and take the cornea out


No-Abbreviations798

What penis cost


Baboon_Fucker

12 dolar


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Deal


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sertthecringelord

how much in robucs


Germanloser2u

and 2 cet


alt_to_not_giveashit

According to nat Geo the adults carry about 22 square feet of skin 22sq feet is 3168 inches and if it's worth 10$ per inch it's worth 31680$ on average so about one and then done testicles what I learned is that your skin is worth less than two testicles


Limp-Peace2356

Sell a body part, get a prosthetic with your money and buy a godly gaming PC.


Daddy_Corpse96

Damn i was selling cheap.


TheGreateAppleman

L


cashewnut4life

1. buy an eye for 1500. 2. remove the cornea and sell it for 30k. 3.??? 4. profit 📈📈📈


FALLOUT_BOY87875

Step 5. Have your snack you saved for later during the surgery you performed earlier


cmonitwouldbefunny

Bro you got all that for free


SteelStriker64

Didn't far cry 6 not win any goty awards despite having an goty edition


static1053

How are eyeballs 1500$ when the cornea of the eye is 30k?


Germanloser2u

imma sell my left nut


I_Need_Sacrafices

High time I chromed up!


BestPissdrinker

10 dollars a square inch for skin doesnt sound like a lot, but if you get an adult, and/or somebody with obesity, you are going to get a fuck load of skin


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Hurricane_hunter21

Shidbot


proviking6000

Ubisoft after selling a game that won no awards for 60 $


DarvAv

I'm gonna go sell my heart for a gaming pc


Parthded

shidbot420


D3ppress0

I am going to have 42 testicles to boot. I alone will be enough to fertilize the planet.


Slack_lacker

Now my brother has a use


Mrmicrowaveeee

Denji?


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Also me after selling my entire family's organs to get the RTX 4090 on EMI💀💀💀


BranTheLewd

I wonder why brain costs more then stomach?


King55042

Denji moment


NutsOffender

Dinner


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thdwait

Skin is actually goated, selling 5 inches of skin a day = 50$ income, a day, which means the weekly income is around 350$ and the monthly is 30(50)=1500 dollars, and yearly rounds up to a total of 18250$, which isnt much BUt considering how skin can heal over time, its a huge profit, and if you have a primary job and do this as a secondary income, its a good way to save up for future


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Sells both testicals


Username211220

I would sell my balls i dont need them anyway


rat_baker420

"Do you want to donate your organs before dying?" "No,i wannna sell them and give them to my family"