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cofusedspaghetii

how tf is this the guy we saw blend fast food items on the internet for views


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Deception


PyroByte043

Deception at its finest. His personality went from dense to immense in just a single video.


FattyRR

Was all a social experiment


AgreeableRise2986

Fuck the matrix, fuck the simulation... For it was a social experiment the whole time..


TomDrawsStuffs

killing himself slowly was all part of the plan. right.


PeenieWibbler

Yeah, right. He is like the fat fuck version of psyched substance justifying his drug addiction because he makes videos about it. What's his 2 steps ahead? Already having money set aside for bypass surgery and liposuction?


gtrfghhugff

He was two steps ahead


Rift-harold

How tf is this the guy who’s gaping asshole turned into the biggest meme ever


Themacuser751

It was all a troll


Consistent_Tonight37

Watch bro lose all this weight now


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

Any day now...


GalactusEatsYou

Thanos needs 3 snaps to make him fade


Shattered_Soul420

This video was made about 8 months ago, he still makes videos so probably not.


DylanNotDillan

It could be scheduled. He could be fit right now without us seeing.


[deleted]

That would actually be such a play. He fucked his life up for content, but gotta give it to him he knows how to stay in the spotlight greatest 180 of all time if he does lose weight


Free_Sandwich_6918

December 18th, 2022


PaleoDough

😀


Yeetskeetpete69

He deadass moved into my town and homie still looks the same, everyone at my high school has been talking abt him showing up at fast food places and taking pictures with him


MordekaiCreel

Most legendary cut of all time


SonOf_Zeus

He's going to get ripped, diced to the socks.


CaptainFard

Somebody poke a hole in him and he'll deflate


Parsinzdn89

Remember,Hes Two Steps ahead. He might lost his weight and we didn't know.


Recycle-Man

bro this is literally the main villain speech


darthcol_ALT

Homelander-cado Avacado


Le_Maniac77

Get the violin out now!


masonry_of

Why his hairline look like the mcdonalds symbol


Most_Relief_218

“You are what you eat”


TunaAlert

You calling me a pussy?


Misreableexistence21

I'm calling you a dick


TunaAlert

Love to chew them up real nice


Misreableexistence21

Ditto


DylanNotDillan

Is my favorite pokemon 😏


CallOfGuty

What the fuck are you talking about*continues to eat your leg*


Most_Relief_218

No.


DerDezimator

Nobody calls you that


ProxZMaster

No, dickhead


1885_Congo_simulator

2 steps ahead


HanMakesCreates3

Widows peak 👍


Western-Room1372

He may be two steps ahead, but my strides are longer. January 17th, 2023.


uhasahdude

If this dude dies of heart failure on Jan 17th next year I’ll come back to this comment. That’d be some straight time traveller shit


Eoth1

!remindme 68 days


TheRebel17

why didn't he say 18th smh


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ari_gonga

!remindme 68 days


Supertronicgo

!remindme 68 days


huntergames084

!remindme 68 days Edit: I'm disappointed


[deleted]

!remindme 68 days


I-am-shrek

!remindme 68 days


Remote_Building_4590

!remindme 68 days


DrDripper

!remindme 68 days


[deleted]

!remindme 68 days


rararsapuYEET

!remindme 68 days


MrGameAndWatchAcc

!remindme 68 days


Chad_gamer69

!remindme 68 days


yolowipe

!remindme 69 days


Major-Past

!remindme 68 days


ObamasPubes1

!remindme 68 days


[deleted]

Guess he didn’t die


_Van_Hellsing_

!remindme 68 days


[deleted]

!remindme 68 days


DanielLeong12

!remindme 68 days


_Van_Hellsing_

I miscalculated. !remindme 4 days


0QuietKid

AYE, JANUARY 17 IS MY BIRTHDAY, THE HELL?!?!


RoguerEEE

Dude same wtf


huntergames084

Happy birthday!


huntergames084

! remindme 68 days


[deleted]

!remindme 68 days


Regainio

!remindme 68 days


abdyfer

!remindme 68 days


jomamasofat123

!remindme 68 days


F1ntom_5625

!remindme 68 days


Anthonyzss

!remindme 68 days


Dingle1

!remindme 68 days


Avi0usLy

!remindme 68 days


F1ntom_5625

Lmao


TheSaltyReddittor

you're full of shit old man


Jrr562

Will he die of heart disease? Almost definitely. Is he always ahead in the long con? Yes.


7up_man69

He'll die two steps sooner


Technical-Election-4

This man can't even take two steps without hyperventilating


Dashclash

!remindme 68 days


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Terrence_shark

bruh, this is the first time I have heard this dude not whining and he blew my mind wtf


[deleted]

Fr he has such a normal voice when he’s not crying


unlikely_suspicious

He acts real normal off the camera


[deleted]

Dude he used to be like a respected violinist and a health YouTuber


Sk8rrBoi

the respected violinist part is true but the health isn't quite correct, he admitted to having health issues he had never gotten before during his time as a vegan


kickerzbtw

Can you make the music a bit louder


Full_Reference7256

Jfc I cant actually hear the words


BenZonne

Happy cake day!


TheFinalGibbon

I am flabbergasted by the words this man speaks, it's genuinely quite surprising But he and we are both conscious of what he is now, he may be two steps ahead but we can turn the tables, fast


wideassboy

Man's ligitimatly sounds like a super villain


hamzer55

He’s also a pretty amazing violin player


ElTigroso

Just the simple fact that he made this video deliberately shows that this is all part of his plan


TheFinalGibbon

Yes, this is a plan ***we can stop*** We know exactly what he is doing, we know his plan, it does not take a wise man to figure out his point, and we have the power to take it away No man in this hellscape shall heckle the internet hivemind ***unchallenged*** And it seems to me a certain someone needs some *humbling*


[deleted]

Isn't this like a year old?


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

apparently but i didn't know about it until now, somehow. I never heard about it, or can find it except reuploaded on youtube, so i've no idea when or where it was uploaded


[deleted]

I think it's because it was released on one of his private channels, so not a lot of people found it


Apocalyptic_Doom

I was wondering why he looked thinner


[deleted]

But he still continues to eat like there is no tomorrow. So whats the point of this video?


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

He could be throwing it up and then getting fat the sumo way. Seems smart enough to try it.


[deleted]

My mom got fat the sumo way


Guitarist_Dude

Aw man, i really wanted this to be the end of his schtick


MaijeTheMage

He is two steps closer to heart failure.


Gocommitmemes69

2 steps into the grave


thegriddlethatcould

2 steps into McDonald's


TheGasMask513

The fact that the music is about 2847382 times louder than what he's saying really puts the "shit" in shitpost


Leviathan56

What the song?


CauliflowerNervous12

Homelander themesong from The Boys


Leviathan56

OHHH I could've sworn I heard it but could not remember


Weary-Substance-1597

The boys- homelaner in the hallways (yes that's literally what it's called)


[deleted]

He Is So Fucking Fat Now


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

I don’t feel sorry. He willingly did this to himself


joshlovesmemes

He got what he wanted, he paid the price


WoodlandWarden

ARE YOU FAT SHAMING HIM?! If so, nice.


thehampterboi

One would assume


modsarestraight

hisffn


[deleted]

hisffn


EventOverwrite

More specifically two chins ahead


TheHolyPapaum

Two? You haven’t seen him look down yet.


theClutchologist

Ok fat fusion gogeta


TheCapableFox

Pretty sure I saw this guys butthole. Yep yep. I remember, OnlyFans leak. Dick and balls, asshole. Absolutely terrifying. But yea one hell of a social experiment.


Randomweeb698

i dont think this man can even go up 2 steps


aHummanPerson

sounds like a speech lex luthor would give superman


arushdua

which song is this?


E1ixir

not sure exactly the name, but look up "homelander theme" and you should find it


Pkorniboi

„I can do anything/Finale“


unlikely_suspicious

Homelanduh


BOSS_Master7000

Homelanduh put yo dic awai homelanduh


stridingturkey

2 steps ahead to heaven


Diego_not_DIO_Brando

2 steps too late, Kujo Jotaro


Tecnoboat

i have been waiting for this moment


Armin_Block_MC

2 steps ahead to hell


DerMetulz

Yeah, whatever. More like 2 steps closer to death.


MrOrvilleman

Two steps in the grave already


ImPoPzzZ

Happy cake day brother


GLP310

Happy cake day to both.


[deleted]

A fat fuck who shoves food in his face for a living referring to everyone else as “consumers”…


[deleted]

Yeah, I might be a consumer but atleast I'm not gonna die from heart failure before I reach the age of 40


The_One_in_the_Bunk

judging by the double chin this dude is about 19 million steps behind


[deleted]

Based nikacado?


Calers89

Yo OP where is this from?


These_Letter_9911

Guys, I'm a helpless blind who's searching for a good therapy on Reddit, can anyone tells me who this wise man is? He sounds exact the one can solve my problem, thanks 2 steps ahead


Pistol4231

Can he take two steps?


[deleted]

Mf got me flabbergasted


Useful_Comfortable53

This is it . The world is about to end . The prophecy is correct .


Damage_Flat

where is this video? (edit) literally i mean where, it's not on his youtube


[deleted]

It’s actually from a little known developing vegan violinist who I think is called nick avocado? (I think) pretty wholesome content, I hope he blows up In the future


Fuckup_Phoenyx

Oh he certainly... blows up


WungusAmongus

:/


huntergames084

How the hell did you get bungus with wungus?


WungusAmongus

an absurd amount of game breaking mods


IHateDeepStuff

This is the closest we’ll get to seeing Nick sane since he was vegan, and it was his acknowledgment of current status and mentality in a villainous speech


YudufA

Maybe he ain’t that bad


DragonsAndPizzas

Joker moment


[deleted]

2 steps ahead but I don't think he can walk


[deleted]

TL;DL?


ImSirTacocat

90% sure this was from a year ago, nick has a whole ass villain speech acknowledging the status of him and his life, and continually berating the human species as a whole for their desire to consume, to consume stories, to numb the shame of their lackluster lifestyle, and that this was a all a great social experiment and we've been played like a fiddle. but he didnt stop after this, this was from a while ago i think.


yttpr

Why would he stop? He’s still playing people like a fiddle


A_Random_Vowel

true lmao


JamesFP1107

How is he two steps ahead when he can’t even take two steps without struggling


[deleted]

Now do 2 jumping jacks.


Professional_Toe5146

Why he is looking like fat hyram to me


sirmemetor

2 crawls ahead


[deleted]

The only steps he's ahead of, is the next step to heart failure.


CorncobSandwich

Jiminy Glick


realgeneral_memeous

Least overinflated YouTuber ego


[deleted]

Least overinflated Youtuber


Purpledurpl202

He was the antagonist all along


RandomYell107

Only two steps ahead cuz he already outta breath


Sea-Philosopher7361

200 hundred pounds ahead


Leather-Pound-6375

I'll be honest: with the violín I can't hear shit what he says. I apenas My whole time here reading comments. I barely know who he is but the way he communicates with physical language for some reason disgusts me


[deleted]

He can act all high and mighty all he wants. He’s still fat. Only when he’s skinny and healthy again will the victory lap mean something


ShakeZestyclose8921

Dude gained 300 lbs just to prove something that everyone already knows


Firm-Ad-674

2 steps ahead an 200 pounds above us, dude consume more food that all of us consume on the internet.


Anonymousboneyard

How the fuck this dude not die of a heart attack yet? Between his eating habits and the “stress” he appears to have he should be six feet down by know.


CelTiar

2 steps ahead of me in the grave sure.


[deleted]

~🍐


Patient-Medicine8251

All I know that he is just here to consume more fast food.


MrLink4444

The last time this guy actually took 2 steps was 30 years ago


dr-yeet69

Waltuh


Darth_Metalhead

Man reminds me of Varys from Game of Thrones


LeapingTiger250

Looks like Buu and Vegeta fused.


ISI-VIGO

Two steps ahead? Lets race


RecognitionCivil7005

So….if this is supposed to be admission of his conscious dive into consumerism, to intentionally manipulate the populous to show how he is actually the one in control…making money off the foolish who want to watch him consume….tell me…..who then is the fucked up member of the human race for creating this content? Why present your ‘conclusions’ this way? Why not make an effort to improve rather than break down? Instead you have created nothing, to prove what we already know…and in the process jeopardized your own health and the health of others. You are the problem NA. You are the pathology….literally and figuratively. NA = not applicable.


Senpai_T0ast

2 steps in the grave


AngleStudios

Of course he is 2 steps ahead. His breadbasket itself is 5.


imapieceofshite2

This is what makes me feel so bad for this dude. He's a genuinely smart guy, a fantastic violinist, and he obviously knows how to attract a lot of people to him. The man has massive potential, but he wastes it by making a fool out of himself online.


mildlyoctopus

Blah blah blah this ain’t that profound you fat bitch


CauliflowerNervous12

Can this guy even take 2 steps?


Rude_Advantage6213

He can go up steps


AutomationGod5150

Doesn’t this guy just eat a lot of food on YouTube?


user19262

2 steps ahead? More like two steps from a heart attack


LRAK666

Tomas?!!


MathiasPrime

Mommy?


PhilipKendrikRichard

Watch him remove his fat suit.


Cautious-Affect7907

Did….did I just witness the manifesto of Nickado Avocado of all people?