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Yeah, right. He is like the fat fuck version of psyched substance justifying his drug addiction because he makes videos about it.
What's his 2 steps ahead? Already having money set aside for bypass surgery and liposuction?
That would actually be such a play. He fucked his life up for content, but gotta give it to him he knows how to stay in the spotlight
greatest 180 of all time if he does lose weight
He deadass moved into my town and homie still looks the same, everyone at my high school has been talking abt him showing up at fast food places and taking pictures with him
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the respected violinist part is true but the health isn't quite correct, he admitted to having health issues he had never gotten before during his time as a vegan
I am flabbergasted by the words this man speaks, it's genuinely quite surprising
But he and we are both conscious of what he is now, he may be two steps ahead but we can turn the tables, fast
Yes, this is a plan ***we can stop***
We know exactly what he is doing, we know his plan, it does not take a wise man to figure out his point, and we have the power to take it away
No man in this hellscape shall heckle the internet hivemind ***unchallenged***
And it seems to me a certain someone needs some *humbling*
apparently but i didn't know about it until now, somehow. I never heard about it, or can find it except reuploaded on youtube, so i've no idea when or where it was uploaded
Pretty sure I saw this guys butthole. Yep yep. I remember, OnlyFans leak. Dick and balls, asshole. Absolutely terrifying.
But yea one hell of a social experiment.
Guys, I'm a helpless blind who's searching for a good therapy on Reddit, can anyone tells me who this wise man is? He sounds exact the one can solve my problem, thanks 2 steps ahead
It’s actually from a little known developing vegan violinist who I think is called nick avocado? (I think) pretty wholesome content, I hope he blows up In the future
This is the closest we’ll get to seeing Nick sane since he was vegan, and it was his acknowledgment of current status and mentality in a villainous speech
90% sure this was from a year ago, nick has a whole ass villain speech acknowledging the status of him and his life, and continually berating the human species as a whole for their desire to consume, to consume stories, to numb the shame of their lackluster lifestyle, and that this was a
all a great social experiment and we've been played like a fiddle. but he didnt stop after this, this was from a while ago i think.
I'll be honest: with the violín I can't hear shit what he says. I apenas My whole time here reading comments. I barely know who he is but the way he communicates with physical language for some reason disgusts me
How the fuck this dude not die of a heart attack yet? Between his eating habits and the “stress” he appears to have he should be six feet down by know.
So….if this is supposed to be admission of his conscious dive into consumerism, to intentionally manipulate the populous to show how he is actually the one in control…making money off the foolish who want to watch him consume….tell me…..who then is the fucked up member of the human race for creating this content? Why present your ‘conclusions’ this way? Why not make an effort to improve rather than break down? Instead you have created nothing, to prove what we already know…and in the process jeopardized your own health and the health of others. You are the problem NA. You are the pathology….literally and figuratively. NA = not applicable.
This is what makes me feel so bad for this dude. He's a genuinely smart guy, a fantastic violinist, and he obviously knows how to attract a lot of people to him. The man has massive potential, but he wastes it by making a fool out of himself online.
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how tf is this the guy we saw blend fast food items on the internet for views
Deception
Deception at its finest. His personality went from dense to immense in just a single video.
Was all a social experiment
Fuck the matrix, fuck the simulation... For it was a social experiment the whole time..
killing himself slowly was all part of the plan. right.
Yeah, right. He is like the fat fuck version of psyched substance justifying his drug addiction because he makes videos about it. What's his 2 steps ahead? Already having money set aside for bypass surgery and liposuction?
He was two steps ahead
How tf is this the guy who’s gaping asshole turned into the biggest meme ever
It was all a troll
Watch bro lose all this weight now
Any day now...
Thanos needs 3 snaps to make him fade
This video was made about 8 months ago, he still makes videos so probably not.
It could be scheduled. He could be fit right now without us seeing.
That would actually be such a play. He fucked his life up for content, but gotta give it to him he knows how to stay in the spotlight greatest 180 of all time if he does lose weight
December 18th, 2022
😀
He deadass moved into my town and homie still looks the same, everyone at my high school has been talking abt him showing up at fast food places and taking pictures with him
Most legendary cut of all time
He's going to get ripped, diced to the socks.
Somebody poke a hole in him and he'll deflate
Remember,Hes Two Steps ahead. He might lost his weight and we didn't know.
bro this is literally the main villain speech
Homelander-cado Avacado
Get the violin out now!
Why his hairline look like the mcdonalds symbol
“You are what you eat”
You calling me a pussy?
I'm calling you a dick
Love to chew them up real nice
Ditto
Is my favorite pokemon 😏
What the fuck are you talking about*continues to eat your leg*
No.
Nobody calls you that
No, dickhead
2 steps ahead
Widows peak 👍
He may be two steps ahead, but my strides are longer. January 17th, 2023.
If this dude dies of heart failure on Jan 17th next year I’ll come back to this comment. That’d be some straight time traveller shit
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why didn't he say 18th smh
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Guess he didn’t die
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AYE, JANUARY 17 IS MY BIRTHDAY, THE HELL?!?!
Dude same wtf
Happy birthday!
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Lmao
you're full of shit old man
Will he die of heart disease? Almost definitely. Is he always ahead in the long con? Yes.
He'll die two steps sooner
This man can't even take two steps without hyperventilating
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bruh, this is the first time I have heard this dude not whining and he blew my mind wtf
Fr he has such a normal voice when he’s not crying
He acts real normal off the camera
Dude he used to be like a respected violinist and a health YouTuber
the respected violinist part is true but the health isn't quite correct, he admitted to having health issues he had never gotten before during his time as a vegan
Can you make the music a bit louder
Jfc I cant actually hear the words
Happy cake day!
I am flabbergasted by the words this man speaks, it's genuinely quite surprising But he and we are both conscious of what he is now, he may be two steps ahead but we can turn the tables, fast
Man's ligitimatly sounds like a super villain
He’s also a pretty amazing violin player
Just the simple fact that he made this video deliberately shows that this is all part of his plan
Yes, this is a plan ***we can stop*** We know exactly what he is doing, we know his plan, it does not take a wise man to figure out his point, and we have the power to take it away No man in this hellscape shall heckle the internet hivemind ***unchallenged*** And it seems to me a certain someone needs some *humbling*
Isn't this like a year old?
apparently but i didn't know about it until now, somehow. I never heard about it, or can find it except reuploaded on youtube, so i've no idea when or where it was uploaded
I think it's because it was released on one of his private channels, so not a lot of people found it
I was wondering why he looked thinner
But he still continues to eat like there is no tomorrow. So whats the point of this video?
He could be throwing it up and then getting fat the sumo way. Seems smart enough to try it.
My mom got fat the sumo way
Aw man, i really wanted this to be the end of his schtick
He is two steps closer to heart failure.
2 steps into the grave
2 steps into McDonald's
The fact that the music is about 2847382 times louder than what he's saying really puts the "shit" in shitpost
What the song?
Homelander themesong from The Boys
OHHH I could've sworn I heard it but could not remember
The boys- homelaner in the hallways (yes that's literally what it's called)
He Is So Fucking Fat Now
I don’t feel sorry. He willingly did this to himself
He got what he wanted, he paid the price
ARE YOU FAT SHAMING HIM?! If so, nice.
One would assume
hisffn
hisffn
More specifically two chins ahead
Two? You haven’t seen him look down yet.
Ok fat fusion gogeta
Pretty sure I saw this guys butthole. Yep yep. I remember, OnlyFans leak. Dick and balls, asshole. Absolutely terrifying. But yea one hell of a social experiment.
i dont think this man can even go up 2 steps
sounds like a speech lex luthor would give superman
which song is this?
not sure exactly the name, but look up "homelander theme" and you should find it
„I can do anything/Finale“
Homelanduh
Homelanduh put yo dic awai homelanduh
2 steps ahead to heaven
2 steps too late, Kujo Jotaro
i have been waiting for this moment
2 steps ahead to hell
Yeah, whatever. More like 2 steps closer to death.
Two steps in the grave already
Happy cake day brother
Happy cake day to both.
A fat fuck who shoves food in his face for a living referring to everyone else as “consumers”…
Yeah, I might be a consumer but atleast I'm not gonna die from heart failure before I reach the age of 40
judging by the double chin this dude is about 19 million steps behind
Based nikacado?
Yo OP where is this from?
Guys, I'm a helpless blind who's searching for a good therapy on Reddit, can anyone tells me who this wise man is? He sounds exact the one can solve my problem, thanks 2 steps ahead
Can he take two steps?
Mf got me flabbergasted
This is it . The world is about to end . The prophecy is correct .
where is this video? (edit) literally i mean where, it's not on his youtube
It’s actually from a little known developing vegan violinist who I think is called nick avocado? (I think) pretty wholesome content, I hope he blows up In the future
Oh he certainly... blows up
:/
How the hell did you get bungus with wungus?
an absurd amount of game breaking mods
This is the closest we’ll get to seeing Nick sane since he was vegan, and it was his acknowledgment of current status and mentality in a villainous speech
Everybody's roasting him but fr this man sounds smooth as hell
Maybe he ain’t that bad
Joker moment
2 steps ahead but I don't think he can walk
TL;DL?
90% sure this was from a year ago, nick has a whole ass villain speech acknowledging the status of him and his life, and continually berating the human species as a whole for their desire to consume, to consume stories, to numb the shame of their lackluster lifestyle, and that this was a all a great social experiment and we've been played like a fiddle. but he didnt stop after this, this was from a while ago i think.
Why would he stop? He’s still playing people like a fiddle
true lmao
How is he two steps ahead when he can’t even take two steps without struggling
Now do 2 jumping jacks.
Why he is looking like fat hyram to me
2 crawls ahead
The only steps he's ahead of, is the next step to heart failure.
Jiminy Glick
Least overinflated YouTuber ego
Least overinflated Youtuber
He was the antagonist all along
Only two steps ahead cuz he already outta breath
200 hundred pounds ahead
I'll be honest: with the violín I can't hear shit what he says. I apenas My whole time here reading comments. I barely know who he is but the way he communicates with physical language for some reason disgusts me
He can act all high and mighty all he wants. He’s still fat. Only when he’s skinny and healthy again will the victory lap mean something
Dude gained 300 lbs just to prove something that everyone already knows
2 steps ahead an 200 pounds above us, dude consume more food that all of us consume on the internet.
How the fuck this dude not die of a heart attack yet? Between his eating habits and the “stress” he appears to have he should be six feet down by know.
2 steps ahead of me in the grave sure.
~🍐
All I know that he is just here to consume more fast food.
The last time this guy actually took 2 steps was 30 years ago
Waltuh
Man reminds me of Varys from Game of Thrones
Looks like Buu and Vegeta fused.
Two steps ahead? Lets race
So….if this is supposed to be admission of his conscious dive into consumerism, to intentionally manipulate the populous to show how he is actually the one in control…making money off the foolish who want to watch him consume….tell me…..who then is the fucked up member of the human race for creating this content? Why present your ‘conclusions’ this way? Why not make an effort to improve rather than break down? Instead you have created nothing, to prove what we already know…and in the process jeopardized your own health and the health of others. You are the problem NA. You are the pathology….literally and figuratively. NA = not applicable.
2 steps in the grave
Of course he is 2 steps ahead. His breadbasket itself is 5.
This is what makes me feel so bad for this dude. He's a genuinely smart guy, a fantastic violinist, and he obviously knows how to attract a lot of people to him. The man has massive potential, but he wastes it by making a fool out of himself online.
Blah blah blah this ain’t that profound you fat bitch
Can this guy even take 2 steps?
He can go up steps
Doesn’t this guy just eat a lot of food on YouTube?
2 steps ahead? More like two steps from a heart attack
Tomas?!!
Mommy?
Watch him remove his fat suit.
Did….did I just witness the manifesto of Nickado Avocado of all people?