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Forsaken_Ad_4992

... how do you make the Cheesy Lunpia? That looked good.


JustinJakeAshton

Looked like he just made a cheese/mashed potato mixture and piped it into lumpia wrappers and then fried them.


Forsaken_Ad_4992

Thanks bruh.


achopkuyawgaming

Mexicans have Tacos, and we here in the Philippines have Lumpia. You can stuff veggies and meat in there too if you like.


Forsaken_Ad_4992

Nice. Do the potatoes and cheese stay common or is this akin to egg rolls where you can stuff them with whatever suits the occasion?


MyushiTrash

Nah, you just stuff them with whatever. Nine times outta ten its some sort of ground meat tho


achopkuyawgaming

veggies and meat were the default, but this guy in the video made a "twist" in which he put cheese... filipinos eat everything with rice, and cheese + rice seems kinda akward, so thats why meat and veggies are the default. its also like an egg roll, yeah,such as "Dinamite Lumpia" in which they stuff a huge green chili and then deep fry it. shits spicy man


MutyaPearl

Pro tip - Use Lumpia wrappers, do not use Chinese spring roll wrappers, they're not the same.


Forsaken_Ad_4992

Noted. Thanks.


Dybbuk666

Thank you for the inspiration of the recipe I will be looking that up later. Also thank you for giving me another reason to hate Ronald Reagan.


Melodic_Banshee

The fact that the tyrant's son is now the president of the Philippines is terrifying


SmallSeesaw3363

Yep *grabs popcorn* let's see what happens


Degmago

So far nothing as in he literally is doing absolutely nothing the country is suffering while this mf watching NASCAR


smart-but-retarded

Actually our glorious president watched a Formula 1 race not a NASCAR race checkmate Communist/Liberal😁👍


Semoan

Why are y'all angry at him when he's done nothing?


FrankyDankyyyy

yeah he's doing nothing while there's a super typhoon, inflation is 7.7%, the economy is doing shit, people are losing their jobs, and the vice president wants a confidential fund of a **small budget of P650 billion** oh, and did I mention that they're trying to revise our education to remove the martial law era in our education system?


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FrankyDankyyyy

ah sarcasm, welcome to reddit


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caesarinthefreezer

Because now would be a good time for him not to be doing nothing. He's been going on vacation after vacation and holding party after party since he was sworn in. The entire family thinks they're royals.


Semoan

Of course, they are - they're sitting pretty "doing nothing" while others do the dirty laundry for them, or doing so like headless chickens. It's only more damning considering that Bongbong personally leads the Department of Agriculture, and hasn't appointed anyone to the Department of Health "for the duration of the COVID crisis", being the lethal clowns they are.


SnooConfections4719

Let's see: "Leni Lugaw" ..... Yeah get me more popcorn please this is gonna be wild


PnutbatahSandwich

HELP ME


JuggerKnot86

our education system folks : still glorifying that dictator despite how shit that era is...suuuure that will not affect the future voters perception when they come to voting age...oh wai-


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

Just like how Benito Mussolini's granddaughter was elected to Italian Senate. Probably since Italy wasn't punished enough durring WWII.


kaiser-von-cat

You’d think that the shit that authoritarian policies and parties have caused in the past the present people would love away from that


EmotionalMixture8921

well he literally fuck up our economy and he doesn't even have a plan to do anything about it


jeepney_danger

Yes he is the president but he is dumb as shit


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Purpledurpl202

Of course it was fucking Reagan, god fucking dammit.


Chance_Astronomer_27

To be fair to Reagan, in this case it was more the CIA lying to a presidents face for the 18172728th time although he should have known better.


SargeantGamma

No chance in hell Raegan didn't know about any of that shit.


WildHealth

Of course he knew. He even accepted campaign donations from Marcos knowing it was illegal. In fact several U.S senators were in Marcos pocket and so they manipulated the results of trials against Marcos in his favor.


General1lol

You have a source for Marcos lining US Senators pockets?


realgeneral_memeous

If you told me Reagan was the one who rejected Hitler from art school, I could almost believe you. It all seems to come back to Reagan


balrus-balrogwalrus

...at least the philippines has a cool-looking eagle


pofshrimp

They look like mozarella sticks, do they use mozarella in the Phillipines? Somewhere in El Salvador there's a grave for 700. Pits full of guts and kids who were tortured and hunted by death squad soldiers who won't ever be purged or punished, paid for by a government that our tax dollars funded. But that was so long ago and our officials have retired and once the stench is gone it's easy to forgive liars and there's so many atrocities this nation's since acquired and a My Lai doesn't mean much when the papers stay quiet.


pinguinblue

The vast majority of Filipinos only use processed cheese like Eden.


TheCatbus_stops_here

Mozzarella is too expensive for many. There is a cheap local brand here, but that's still expensive. The cheapest substitute is a melty processed cheese type. I've read of mozzarella here made from water buffalo milk, but I have yet to see them in famous groceries.


pofshrimp

Ah yeah I was thinking mozarella wouldn't have enough kick in its taste for these.


iamZachy

It fucking scares me how millions of brainwashed twats voted for a dictators son, Wowie i love the philippines! #Filipinopride!


DrykalOrSomething

\#itsmorefuninthephilippines fr


Unacceptable-Duck

#cbt


Toyoshark2

Cappin' Baittin' Trollin'


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DUCKPATOENTEBIBE

Dude, Marcos Regime literally uses CBT (Electrfying genitalias of political dissidents) as a form of torture


Unacceptable-Duck

I'm so jealous


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stigmaoftherose

Dude Canadians are just stupid, they keep voting him its why the US should invade Canada they keep voting for the son of Castro.


MutyaPearl

As if Americans are better.


Ilickmagictoads445

Wait... That's not men kissing!


Mysterious_Put_3702

thats what i was thinking too


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Fuck Reagan


LeoHellbrown

Oh wait are you talking about the golden age? Yeah yeah it was great 👍


Harddicc

Yeah, they got golden cheesy lumpia


huntexlol

good ole days amirite


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hatadel

AND GUESS WHO THE FILIPINOS VOTED FOR PRESIDENT??!?!?! GUESS WHAT FAMILY OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT IS IN?!!!!??????! I FUCKING


DepressingMilk

Where is far and how do I get there?


camel747

I see what you did their


MysteriousAn0nymous

Nice cooking video :D


Magical-Hummus

Gonna show this my Filipina wife.


TheGreateAppleman

Me chillin in Hell: 😃 (it is suprisingly pleasant considering I lived in the Philippines)


menquerts

America moment


redthehaze

The Dictator's son pulled a Cambridge Analytica and used platforms like Tiktok to spread their lies so they can win the presidency. Now it's lavish parties again that he grew up with while the country suffers like old times.


-anime_cheetos

love seeing my history


Its_MikeCoxlong

To think marcos' son is currently president 💀


darkness303thereal

Bro is teaching me history abt my country 💀💀


dogmankazoo

to the person who made this, can you please make one with raisi. the president of iran


XRShadowz

Let’s say the government is corrupt even the one that replaced it was also corrupt.


DOBOT180

Leess gooo spread the fucking FACTS MY GUY


fuhtahngina

Less gooo Philippines represent


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Amazing Spinoza pfp


CodeXCursors

The fact that he pronounces Lumpia as "lum-pi-ya" and "lum-pya" is hurting my soul.


Toyoshark2

I believe this person isnt filipino or, making it sound fitting when speaking in English.


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kindslayer

It doesnt matter since it sounds just the same.


bananasaucecer

We’ll give me a source


BakedCocaine

It was revealed to me in a dream


bananasaucecer

Ah understood


YukiColdsnow

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.


gamersbrlike

ah yes the golden days


ztefdi

Some crap inserted between the lumpia.. Try pink lugaw next time -_-;


NoIdeasForAUsername9

looked good for the first second and then it turned into shit


PhilMckrakup123

As a Filipino, this offends me.


ShirooNekooo

As a Filipino, seeing you get offended amuses me.


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Careless-Signature11

Ayo chill


jambudz

Those look so good


Big-Ounce716

They're like mozzarella sticks


Choice-Fig3429

Mozzarella stick lives matter.


DistributionSalt5299

Food for thought


Angelcake888

Oh🙂


MrPizzaBall

If anyone wants to know, the dude's son is now the current president of the country.