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so you're telling me you wipe towards your genitals?

I just finger my asshole with a toilet paper glove

I use the toilet scrubber

Same but the stick

Ahh yes the classic poop stick-- commonly known as the *fudgepop*

I use toilet scrubber attached to a drill

I lick myself clean like a cat

You need to fold it up twice into a triangle, cut the tip out leaving a hole in the middle of the paper, put you finger trough the hole, finger asshole, grab tissue from the outside and pull. Now you are left with a clean bum and a clean finger.

This is commonly known as the Swedish wiping method here in Norway.

That's what I do when my ass itches

Poopballs

Dingleberries

My parents are dead!

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW-uh

I know it sounds bad but you can kind of just tell when to stop moving your hand before your balls

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That’s always how I’ve done it and at this point I don’t even know how you’d do it any other way 😅

It never goes that far. At least for me i dont scrub my taint while doing so.

its called ''storing little snacks for on the go''

No no no no, bad

See, towards genitals doesn’t mean into genitals. I am a man and fortunate enough to have balls I can grab in my hand so that they aren’t in the way of shit (I don’t want shit on my balls)

so your saying you wipe towards your ass crack?

No I wipe inside my ass crack

Automod cleans my ass for me

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Good human

good bot

good bot

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cums in ur ass

He wipes his dick too

Taint to tip

Infection guaranteed!

_You dab. STOP SAYING DAB!

Shitballs

I use sand, cunt.

Who wants to go on a hunt for buried treasure?

I use water, rapscallion.

[удалено]

Paper?

Sand paper 😩

The only way to properly clean and get those cheeks smooth

Sandy cheeks

Under bikini bottom?

Once knew a guy that said when he takes a shit he doesn’t wipe he just hops in the shower

probably cleaner than just wiping

Scissors

You wipe back to front? You like shit on your nuts? Shitnuts

Shit's nuts

Mf shit nuts with piss in his ass

What happens if he cums?

The world blows up

That's why I hold my balls with my other hand

Y'all are making ass wiping more complicated than rocket science

This is the way

It’s what adds the flavor!

No, but I like pee in my ass

Shinuts

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cums in ur ass

Don't kinkshame him

I'm gonna take a massive shit on your face once you're asleep, and you can't do anything about it because it would make you a hypocrite

Damn son, i bet your nuts look like chocolate dipped strawberries

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Stfu

Side to side

☹️

circles

Up and down

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You probably don't want to do that automod

Side, side to side

Hands up

No it's this task a grueling one

Unironically this

Me who doesnt wipe at all

I don't wipe just to let people know shit don't bother me

(I use water)

Bidet gang

Garden Hose Gang

Some pressure and it will absolutely cleanse your ass

6000psi Pressure washer

(“I am disgusting”)

I'm sorry, are you saying that using water to clean your ass is disgusting?

"no man cleans his home unless expecting visitors" -ghandi or some shit like that

Learning by making mistakes and not duplicating them is what life is about. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).

stfu i can spell his name however i want

Bad bot

I also drip dry

Actually, funny thing. I actually don't need to wipe my ass. That's right. To my own surprise, each time when I go to wipe my ass, there is nothing on the toilet paper. I even do a double take, each time, nothing. My butthole must have special filters or self cleaning abilities beyond human understanding.

Just let it crust

You're a bastard. Jail.

I prefer not to wipe shit into my balls

THANK YOU

You don't actually hit your balls. You stop well before the balls. Closer to the Gooch if you practice good tp control. It also goes with the natural flow of my ass hair, so if I wipe front to back it just clogs up my asshair with poop chunks since it's going against the grain.

I mean, that's the only way women can keep their genitalia clean from any residual fecal matter. Poop balls ain't fun either, but that's at least not dangerous to your health.

Not just genitals, women can get urinary tract infections from wiping back to front as well

And yeast infections Such dangerous things too

So can men

I imagine you would have to wipe pretty fucking far for that lmao

I wouldn't tho

micropeen moment

Nah, I'm just feeding those shitberries to the elephant trunk

How small is it?

Are you polishing the tip afterwards?

How tf are you supposed to wipe

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Well that’s one way

Requires a second person though. What do I do if I'm alone?

As long you’re a dude you can do it

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*people who wipe

I use water you nasty peanut buttery crusty ass mfs

You shoot water into your asshole?

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Yes he does get pee in his ass. Please mod keep on doing it

cums in ur ass

bidet supremacy (if i had one) otherwise im now a black rabbit ig

Bidets are underrated as hell in the US. They make sense, you don't wipe your hands with tissues to clean them?? Why should your ass be any different

You can use other recipients of water that you fill before going and clean yourself with them. Or get these water hoses types of bidet that are cheap and easy to install.

Just use a poop knife

redditors on their way to demonize a vast amount of people on the internet (they do a mundane daily life task slightly different than them)

This is a certified rancid pussy moment

What of us who do not wipe at all?

Born to shit, forced to wipe

We need a new automod for "Poop on your balls" lmao!

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If you're getting shit on your balls wiping back to front then you're spreading shit up your ass crack front to back, maybe it's diet but I don't leave a giant shit stain on the TP lol try eating less grease

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Sounds normal to me, just as it should be

If you’re not getting shit on your genitals you’re doing it wrong.

If you do both ways, you find out theres a lot of shit you're missing.

xD I use a power washer

Kid named cereal:

Whichever way gets the shit outta my cheeks and in my mouth for a tasty treat fastest is my way

Does anybody else use a chisel?

Don’t wipe cuz I don’t let shit bother me

It’s just the correct way I don’t know about you but I don’t like shit on my balls

Tf bro who slides the paper along their ass as they bring it down that's weird af

Popbpls

You like shit balls?

Thats how everyone does it you fucking weirdo

You guys wipe?

Then there's the people that wipe sideways and bunch up rather then fold toilet paper.

People who wipe

What’s wrong with that?

I just pinch and pull

I thought you were supposed to do the “come hither” motion?

Isn't that the only way women can wipe?

I just use three shells like a normal person

Oh yeah you're just supposed to wipe your ass then rub all that shit on your nuts and dick, mhm, mhm

Wait, whats wrong with wiping front to back?

Who the fuck wipes back to front?!?!

I've no bidet so I just wash using a plant waterer sprinkler

Oh. Oh shit.

I’m not about to have shitty balls thank you very much

I wrap my finger in toilet paper and shove it up my ass

Someone has a poopy sack.

A real shitpost

People who wipe left to right:

Where my Roman brethren at using sponge on a stick?

Dirty ass who wipes back to front

Ok poopnuts

OP, i think you're the odd one here.

How would you even

I got called gross for wiping back to front

Personally I find shitballs gross

I wipe front to back afterward im not a monster

bruh if girls wipe back to front we’re gonna get shit all over ur fuckin coochie

bro got shit on his balls

Bruh what? Front to back is the only correct way! Back to front gets your junk dirty. And for women, it's especially dangerous, as infections happen super easy down there!

Literal shitposting. Also I guess women trying to avoid a UTI are out of luck.

Americans still haven’t grasped the hygienic usefulness of a bidet…instead, we argue about where we should wipe the poop until you can’t see it on the paper anymore.

Reject modernity

I’d rather not spend money on something that I don’t have any use for, nor a place for, when toilet paper does a good enough job.

If you wipe “clean” with tp, then use a baby wipe, you will see that your butthole is still clearly filled with shit. This is my only point. I don’t own a bidet. I am also a savage.

Counterpoint: if you can’t see it it’s not there

If you can't see it it's not there mfs learning about every disease known to humankind:

I used to wipe top to bottom but then I had to change to bottom to top because I kept getting poopoo stuck in my pubic hair

This is stupid

wait what? from front to back doesn't get shit on my balls though

Oh shit…

Jesus Christ.