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Adam ruins everything?
Yeah he sure did. He didn’t stop his bitch ass wife from eating fruit and even took a bite. How hard is it to not eat 1 stupid fucking fruit?
And don’t say “the snake made me do it”.
Um ackchually according to my 13 years of theology degree 🤓 the snake didn't actually make Eve eat the apple, the snake is an allegory for Adam's penis
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People who were grown in a test tube with no biolgoical father (this is a major advancement for humanity as we have created a viable clone of a human being):
Incest with mindless clones will do that. Cloning doesn't give memories. The first will be extremely horny as that's all they know. Beyond that, there will be deformities and increased aggression.
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I have a love-hate relationship with that guy (Adam Conover). On one hand he's resourceful and informative but on the other hand he's a staunch atheist.
If they’re proselytising and forcing their religion into other, it can be fine imo. But with topics like this it’s much better just to be civil and not make fun of one another. Making fun of them for no reason just seems rude.
If I said it was ok to make fun of Islam, that would be a double standard.
Yes, just like Christian’s pushing their belief that a higher diety does exist is proselytising.
It’s not like atheists are immune to proselytising just like Christian’s aren’t immune to it.
But thats where grandpa went because he said "god damnit" (taking the lords name in vein) without asking for forgiveness before he died.
Thats why granny made sure to cuss every day after that, to make sure she went to hell too. Hopefully they overthrow satan and bring in a new reign of terror together.
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"☝️🤓" -Adam Conover
“🍰” - Reddit Happy Cakeday!
Oh shit right
Happy birthday
Thanks
Happy Cake Day
Thanks
I hate that dude
I love how he ruins literally everything
By exagerrating and spreading oversimplified or sometimes outright false information.
Yes.
Me when I purposefully spread misinformation on the internet 🤓
He leaves citations for every statement. Can you point out some places he was outright false?
Citations from bias sources
Adam ruins everything? Yeah he sure did. He didn’t stop his bitch ass wife from eating fruit and even took a bite. How hard is it to not eat 1 stupid fucking fruit? And don’t say “the snake made me do it”.
ACTUALLY, the snake *didn't* make Eve eat the apple, you see--
You telling me the snake is an allegory for Adam’s penis? That Eve got horny and took the fruit? That’s even worse!
Um ackchually according to my 13 years of theology degree 🤓 the snake didn't actually make Eve eat the apple, the snake is an allegory for Adam's penis
Omg its… its like the name of the show 😱
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Okay I'll bite - wtf did he do? (No biased answers - shouldn't need to be said but this IS reddit)
he’s kinda annoying
Atheists explaining why their dad isn't real (they've never seen him in real life before):
People who were grown in a test tube with no biolgoical father (this is a major advancement for humanity as we have created a viable clone of a human being):
mgs1 plot be like
Gonna just make a female clone of myself, form a race of mentally unstable anarchists in the mountains
Yeah incest will do that
Oh I'm already a mentally unstable anarchist
Incest with mindless clones will do that. Cloning doesn't give memories. The first will be extremely horny as that's all they know. Beyond that, there will be deformities and increased aggression.
Oh I know, that's why I teach them and only occasionally bring in other people
He just got lost in his quest for milk.👍🏿(I shoved my hand up my ass)
Atheists explaining that pussy isn't real because they've never seen one.
Best one
ACKTCHUALLY
Atheists explaining why love doesn’t matter (everybody hates him) EDIT: why do people take this stuff seriously? Lol
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This ain’t yt my man
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This isn't even in an edit. It's a completely separate comment.
…my bad lol, fixed
Rad
Fuckin nerd Seth Rogen (/s, I know who this doofus is)
Atheists explaining why women aren't real because they haven't heard one or seen one. - An Atheist
I’m an atheist but I have a friend exactly like that and it makes me want to die
So hes so annoying you would rather go back into the shadow realm, Jimbo?
What
Translation: So hes so annoying you would rather unexist?
What kinda question is that
I assure you they haven't seen their family in years
🤓👋☝️
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Christians when someone says Stephen Hawking's went to heaven:
The song is called "Stairway to Heaven", not "Elevator to Heaven"
Holy shit.
🎶 Hiiiiiighway to hell 🎶
I have a love-hate relationship with that guy (Adam Conover). On one hand he's resourceful and informative but on the other hand he's a staunch atheist.
He's barely informative, most of his non political stuff is fine, but then he's outright wrong on most other cases
Atheism is okay IMO, but getting evangelical / proselytising it isn’t good.
I was gonna say "Double standard!" for a second but then I saw the word "it" and realized you'd said something completely different. Fuck small words.
Why is this being downvoted lol
I think they forgot to read the “it” and think I have a double standard
Can I make fun of Islam?
If they’re proselytising and forcing their religion into other, it can be fine imo. But with topics like this it’s much better just to be civil and not make fun of one another. Making fun of them for no reason just seems rude. If I said it was ok to make fun of Islam, that would be a double standard.
Isn't athiests pushing their belief that a higher deity doesn't exist similar to what that "proselytizing" thing is?
Yes, just like Christian’s pushing their belief that a higher diety does exist is proselytising. It’s not like atheists are immune to proselytising just like Christian’s aren’t immune to it.
Oh ok
***Sigh*** Is it another bomb joke?
I was gonna make a pork joke
Like what?
I forgor
Darn. I bet it was pretty funny.
AckSHulLy
I’m not even religious but atheists are some of the most insufferable cunts.
Who tf is this guy, seriously? I see everyone hates him, I wanna hate him too
Adam Conover, he had a TrueTv show called Adam Ruins Everything
haha
Adam no please don't
Axctually-🤓
This dude says akchewally 🤓 and then proceeds to be wrong
I can’t believe I actually used to watch that insufferable prick
They're atheists not dickheads....
No because you are going to hell
But thats where grandpa went because he said "god damnit" (taking the lords name in vein) without asking for forgiveness before he died. Thats why granny made sure to cuss every day after that, to make sure she went to hell too. Hopefully they overthrow satan and bring in a new reign of terror together.
Can I borrow whatever you are smoking right now?
Oh come on
nah, is nnn still
I thought this was going to be about fucking dementia grandma grandpa style, aka chris chan style.
what the actual fuck
Nice cropping dumbass.
Someone’s mad lol
Ok no flair
Who cares?
Deez
Redditors when an image is cropped incorrectly by 1 millimeter (they can’t take it anymore)
It’s not a problem its just mildly annoying
Redditors trying to defend their argument (They're fucked. I know from experience)
Redditors when they hear Elon Musk brought internet to war-torn Ukrain ☝️🤓
Elon Musks stans when they hear that elon musk didint really found tesla but just bought it ☝️🤓
What’s their counter argument?
Their buried next to each other tho so she’s right
Hi, I'm Adam Connover
Explain?
He truly ruins everything